'a long time ago, in a faraway land'

The sound of Nakiri Senzaemon's voice spoke out as we find our attention in a comically drawn world where there is the sun in the beautiful blue sky filled with floating clouds. The land seems to be at the bottom of the mountain hill where there is a small wooden house.

'there is a small house at the bottom of the mountain hill. In the house live a pair of a husband and wife'

Outside of the house is a vegetable field where the husband who is Nakiri Azami. Nearby is Nakiri Mana who is sitting by the house enjoying tea.

'The couple has been living in peace by their small home as they just lived there without ever having children. But one day…'

While Azami went to fetch water by the near river stream, he finds a large peach flowing down the river.

'the husband found a large peach just floating down the river and towards him.'

"what a huge peach" said Azami in a wonder and amazed voice as he caught the giant peach. "this will surely taste great!"

'the giant peach was carried to the house as the husband and wife seems amazed by its size.'

"what a wonderfully large peach" said Mana with a smile before she takes out a saw out of nowhere. "let's cut it up~!"

"use a knife!" Azami quickly told Mana.

'just as the husband and wife were about to cut the peach..it split open!'

The large peach splits open in the middle and from within it came out Erina who wears a Samurai outfit while having a peach symbol on the back.

"I am Erinataro! And I have been born from the peach to exterminate the demons!" Erina exclaimed while wielding a peach themed katana.

Azami and Mana looks at Erina before they tilt their head to the side while looking dumbfounded.

'Erinataro appeared out of the peach as if she was born from it. She was a destined child who was going to exterminate rowdy demons that are at the south area of the mountain.'

"be careful" said Mana and Azami as they bid Erina goodbye so quickly after she came out of the giant peach.

'and so; Erinataro left the small home and heads for her journey to exterminate the demons, but on her way she meets three animals in front of her'

Erina stops as she stood in a forest and looks at the front of her to find Hisako who is cosplayed as a pheasant, Ryo who is cosplayed as a dog, and Akira who is cosplayed as monkey.

"hello! I am Pheasant!" said Hisako in introducing herself.

"i-I'm Monkey" Akira stated while looking grim.

"Dog" Ryo said in a deadpanned voice.

"I am Erinataro, and I am heading south to exterminate the demons!" said Erina.

'in all likehood, the three animals accompanied Erinataro as she sets off her journey to defeat the demons.'

"we just got dragged though" said Ryo in a bored voice.

"sssh!" Hisako shushes Ryo instantly.

'Erinataro and her companions set off for the Demon island where the many demons are hiding within after their attacks on poor villages.'

Erina stood on a boat that is being rowed by Hisako, Ryo, and Akira as she faced front and sees nothing but the sea.

"why does she doesn't have to row?!" said Akira.

"it's because she's the leader" Ryo replied.

"just row, you two!" Hisako retorted to the two.

Erina sweatdropped to hear the bickering from behind before she caught sight of a comically drawn black island.

'the four reached to the demon island where there were many demons that are hiding their treasure within.'

"hahahaha! So a bunch of mortals have come to our island! How foolish!" Yuki who is dressed up as a two horned Oni exclaimed while laughing.

"yeah! Foolish!" Daigo and Shoji joined in, both are one horned Oni while wearing only Oni like pants.

"w-we will not let you go and live like so!" Ryoko joined in while looking a bit embarrassed as her two horned Oni outfit is slightly revealing in some places.

"right right" said Ibusaki and Zenji, both looking deadpanned while wearing their one horned Oni outfits.

"this is truly youth!" Isshiki joined in while only wearing an Oni themed fundoshi for some reason.

'Erinataro and her companions fought against the demons one by one. Pheasant pecks, dog bites, and monkey scratches the demon in helping Erinataro who cuts the demon down with her katana.'

Yuki and the others laid on the ground looking to be pretending to be dead while Erina and the others went into a cave where the Oni's boss reside within.

'With the defeat of the smaller Onis. Erinataro and her companion went into the cave where the last Oni who is the boss resides within.'

Erina and the others stood within the cave that is lit with torches and revealed Soma who sat on a throne while wearing battle armor like cosplay than what the others wore.

"so?" said Soma in an ominous tone that fitted his appearance. "you come to take my treasure, mortals?"

"that is right!" Erina exclaimed while pointing her katana at Soma. "I will defeat all demons and get rid of your existence!"

"ho~?" Soma hummed in amusement before his form is covered in a dark aura. "let's see if you can"

'the battle was fierce, both sides battled to the end as they were getting rid of each other'

Hisako, Ryo, and Akira laid on the ground pretending to be dead while Erina faces Soma who looks a bit injured.

"this is the end, Oni!" said Erina as she wielded her katana and holds it over her head before swinging it down to Soma who dodged and then grabs her by the waist then pulls her into a hug. "eh?"

"sorry, you miss" said Soma with a smirk before taking Erina's lips in a kiss.

"mmgghh!?" Erina mewled in shock as her face went red.

"CUT! CUT!" Alice's voice shouted out as everything changed to a scene that showed that it was all a play.

Alice sat on a chair while wearing a Movie director's outfit, Ikumi is beside her as the cameraman while Yuki and the others stood near her; still wearing their cosplay outfits.

"Yukihira-kun! It's you got defeated time! You weren't supposed to kiss Erina!" said Alice in a nagging voice.

Soma separates his kiss with Erina whose face is blushing red.

"sorry sorry, I couldn't help it" said Soma in a carefree tone. "he was so adorable in her Momotaro outfit!"

"this is the 5th time! No more retakes! We just cut if from a new part!" said Alice with a huff. "everything got to be as scripted, remember that! This are for the new kids of Totsuki's kindergarden and for Aki-chan and my Dan-chan! Be more serious."

Aki and Dan are not present in the room as they got Asahi to Babysit them in Nakiri Mansion.

"yes yes" Soma replied before smiling to Erina who is furiously glaring at him with an embarrassed blush. The man chuckled before pecking her forehead. "you're too cute, Erina."

Erina huffs before she looks away and muttered out in a low voice. "stupid"

Soma smiles before he pecks her cheeks and hugs her even more while Alice directed everyone to be in place.


That's a wrap!

Bye bye