The darkness was blinding to everyone, making it hard to see. Before long, multiple lights turn on, revealing a talk show studio for everyone to see.

"Hello everyone, how are you all doing? It's me, Bio~ and I'm here with Tentic and Scissor. I hope you're ready because today is the Q I promised, so let's get the questions ready. Now let's see the first question is..." Bio smiled only to stop as she waited for a question to appear. "Where are all the questions?"

-Five minutes later.-

"We never got any questions! Fuck! What are we going to do!" Bio was panicking as she walked around the empty studio.

"We could start the next chapter..." Tentic was sitting in a chair close to the desk.

"No, I'm not ready to make it. I still need to order Zef's redesign and make a new bio chapter for everyone, which needs Blue's weapon and Ashley's Armor. The old one needs to be completely replaced."

"Well, why don't you just wait then? It's probably why we don't have any questions." Scissor was sitting at the other side of the desk.

"No, I want to try and be faster with this..."

"Oh, what if we make our questions?" Tentic said while sitting up.

"No, then we look desperate... wait, I got an idea! Let's start the chibi chapter. Come on, let's go."

"Wait, I thought you wanted to wait till after volume 1." Scissor followed behind her while Tentic followed.

"Yeah, but... I don't have a thing planned, so we're improvising."

"Do you even have a title screen ready?"

"Fuck it! I don't have the money to make one!"…

-World Chibi.-

The screen changes to show Blue and Ruby looking up at a bowl with smiles before pulling out everything they need to make cookies from out of nowhere. Ruby approached the bowl before trying to crack an egg, while Blue grabbed the flour. After a few failed attempts at breaking the egg, Ruby yelled and threw it into the bowl, only to bounce off and hit Blue in the head, finally cracking, making him turn back to look at the redhead, giving her a deadpan look. Blue sighed and went over to put the flour in after they got some new eggs in the bowl. Seeming empty, Blue turned it over and shook it softly, only for him and Ruby to yell as the flour dumped out of the bag, giving them a smoke screen as they somehow managed to sit in the bowl as flour covered their body. After cleaning up, Blue put his blueberries into the bowl. Ruby grabbed the chocolate chip. She stared at it briefly before eating a single chip while Blue was distracted. Before he could notice, Ruby started to eat them by the handful. Blue quickly took it from her once he saw her, pouring it into the bowl before she could eat them all. After setting it to the side, Blue tried to stir the bowl only to struggle and pout as the handle wouldn't budge. Ruby tried to help, only to struggle just as much as Blue. She tried to pull the spoon out, only to yell as she flew to the other side of the room. Just then, Blue came out and swung Nora's hammer, hitting the spoon but only launching the bowl until it hit Ruby, knocking her back down. After everything has calmed down, Blue puts the cookies in the oven, thinking it's over. Only to turn around and see Ruby dumping more chocolate chips than what the bag should be able to hold, making him surprised as he turned to look at where the camera should be before shrugging and sitting in the sink next to her and starting to do the same with the blueberries. Finally, the cookies were out, and the two had their glasses of milk. Only Blue got a bowl, and Ruby had a glass. With a smile, she tried to dip her cookie in, only to be stopped by the glass because the cookie was too big, making her groan, and she fell to the ground. She was soon followed by the glass falling on her. With a smile, Blue reached down with his second cookie after dipping it in milk, which Ruby greatly accepted.

Blue got into a runner stance with Ruby next to him. A gunshot went off before both of them ran, only to hit the side of the screen and fly off to the other side of the screen.

Zef hummed softly as he stepped out of the shower with just a towel on. Meanwhile, Yang and Blake wore sunglasses on the other side of the door and had their weapons out, ready to jump on Zef.

"Yang, do I have to do this?" Blake said while sounding annoyed.

"Blake. Come on, when will we ever get a chance like this ever again?" Yang asked her before kicking the door open, making Zef jump back and turn to look at the two. "Freeze! RWBY police department! Hands in the air!"

Zef started to smirk, knowing what would happen next.

"I don't think that's a good idea. This towel isn't wrapped tight around my waist." Zef said while smirking and staring at Blake's blushing face.

"Doesn't matter! Hands up now!"

"Alright. You asked for it." Zef said while smiling as he put his hands up and his towel fell off, uncovering his privates. Blake stared at it in shock before slowly getting a bloody nose and passing out.

"Officer down! Officer down! I need backup!" Yang yelled as she was a blushing mess.

"What are you two... do...ing?" Weiss said as she walked up from behind them, only to stop and see Zef standing there naked before she started to blush and get a bloody nose. Soon, she was on the floor with Blake, and she passed out as well.

"Back up is down! Back up is down!" Yang said before grabbing the two before running off. Soon, Ashley walked up only to stop and notice Zef and the blood on the floor. With a sigh, she grabbed the pants he had kept on a shelf.

"Put on some fucken pants!" Ashley yelled before throwing the pants at Zef, hitting him in the face, and making him fall to the ground with a yell.

Zef jumps up from out of frame before stabbing his weapon into the ground. He leaves it there before using it as a place to learn, only for Ashley to sneak up from behind him before pulling on the weapon and launching Zef away with a giggle before taking his weapon and running off with it as Zef chases her.

In a hallway, Kino and Zwei were in a standoff. One held the rope, while the other held Nora's hammer. The two locked eyes, daring the other to make the first move.

"What the hell is this? What are your two animals doing? Wait, isn't that the freak hammer? Give me that! Or I'll send you both to the pound and say you both need to be put down." Cardin said as he walked into the hallway. Zwei and Kino looked at him before looking at each other and nodding as they both jumped at him.

-Fifteen minutes later.-

Ashley hummed softly as she walked into the hallway, only to stop as she noticed Zwei holding up Nora's hammer while Kino was behind him, ready to push the hammer down as Cardin was bound and gagged. Before they could do anything, everyone had their eyes on Ashley.

"... I see nothing. Just two cute pets that need to put up the hammer when they're done playing." Ashley said as she put a thumbs-up while Cardin screamed before walking away as Kino pushed the hammer down.

Kino appears after a carrot falls from out of nowhere. He jumps onto it, leaving a dust cloud before it disappears, showing a trail of hay. Kino follows the trail and eats the hay along the way.

Ruby and Yang smiled as they stood in the middle of Beacon, looking at Zef as he stood still. Soon, Ashley walked up to them.

"Hey guys... what are you doing?" Ashley asked as she stood next to Ruby and Yang.

"Ashley, shush! Zef is going to show us a cool ninja trick." Ruby said while excited.

Ashley shrugged and turned to Zef as he held up a hand before quickly moving it down and throwing what he held onto the ground. Soon, a smoke cloud appeared, hiding Zef. As it slowly faded away, Zef was revealed to have disappeared.

"Where did he go?" Yang said, looking impressed as she tried to look around for him with Ruby.

"Yeah, really impressive anyone can do that shit," Ashley said as she walked up to where Zef was standing; she left a speaker behind the sisters. She had her E.M.E.T. Backpack on upside down to face the floor.

"Swear!"

"Watch this... NINJA VANISH!" Ashley yelled out before firing at the ground while jumping, causing her to fly away onto a roof. "Completely vanish bitch, completely vanish."

"Yeah, you vanished right to the roof," Zef said after walking to the sisters after hiding behind a wall, causing them to jump.

"...No, I'm not there." Soon, they all look up to see Ashley rocket-jump into a tree.

"Now you're in a tree."

"Shut up! I will vanish my foot into your ass!" Ashley yelled as Zef laughed.

"I'd like to see you try," Zef said as Ashley rocketed jump away, making Zef miss the fact Ashley teleported behind, unlike Ruby and Yang.

"Ummm Zef..."

"Surprise bitch!" Ashley said as she literally kicked Zef in the ass, causing him to jump and turn around. "Haha! Got you!" Ashley smiled as she went to rocket jump away, only to hear a click... and then another as she tried to fire again. She looked at her arm and saw she was out of ammo. "Ah, shit..."

"Yep, time for you to vanish," Zef said as Ashley screamed while they ran away.

"And I thought we were weird."

Ashley smiles as she carries some explosives in a comically sized Walmart bag only to trip and have it all spill out, showing there is more than what should be possible to fit in the bag. Yelling, Ashley got up and ran away as the bombs exploded, covering the screen with smoke.

Holo was sitting in a chair as sparks flew from a metal box. Jaune was close by, using his Aura to heal himself while trying to keep it together.

"It's not going to hold!" Jaune yelled as he panicked while sparks hit in on his chest.

"It's going to hold; just keep it steady," Holo said, trying to keep the knight calm. Soon before either the machine was done, Roman kicked the door open and aimed his cane at the two.

"Alright! It's been too long since I have been involved in this story, and I want to know why!" Roman yelled, only to stop as he noticed the box was sparking like crazy. "What's going on?"

"Hold it! Hold it!" Holo said while keeping calm, only to hear a ding from the box. With a smile, Jaune stepped back while a robotic arm opened the door. "Behold the perfect boiled egg," Holo said with a smile as a pair of tongs connected to a robotic arm pulled out the egg.

"It's perfect," Jaune said while staring at it, while Roman was not impressed by it.

"Your parents called you special a lot while you two were growing up, didn't they?"

"What makes you think I would know," Holo said after Jaune shook his head. "Want some?"

Holo appears in her regular form before pulling up a Holoscreen and typing on it, making her change color and form randomly. She quickly hit it before she turned back into her chibi form before disappearing.

Ashley smiled as she held onto Pyrrha's hand, and they slowly returned to the base. Soon, they arrived and stood in front of a modified warehouse.

"Thanks for walking me back, Aphro. I know it's late, so why don't you come inside? I doubt the Bullhead are still running." Ashley said with a smile as she unlocked the door to let the two in.

"Ashley, I don't want to impose on you... besides, I'm sure I could catch the last Bullhead before they closed if I hurry." Pyrrha said while smiling, only to look down and see Ashley still holding her hand as she dragged her inside.

"Pyrrha, it's fine. Besides, if you're that worried about us sharing a bed, I can sleep on the couch. I got enough of a charge to last until noon tomorrow." Ashley said while Pyrrha blushed heavily.

"T...that wasn't what I was worried about!" Pyrrha said as Ashley let out a soft giggle.

"You!" The two jump as a light turns on, making them turn to see Ironwood sitting in a chair, seemingly expecting them.

"Ahhh, what the?.. What the hell are you wearing?" Ashley asked as Ironwood wasn't in his regular outfit but something more fitting of an American 1950s father: pipe and all.

"That doesn't matter. Where were you? It's way past your curfew!" Ironwood said while getting up from his chair.

"Stop... ruining... my life... Dad," Ashley said in a completely deadpan tone, giggling as she took Pyrrha's hand. "Looks like we're sharing a bed~," Ashley said before Pyrrha blushed as she was dragged to Ashley's room.

"Wait, what!"

"Get back here, young lady!"

As the two argued and tried to mess with each other, Zef and Blue came out of their rooms to see what was going on, only to see Ashley push Pyrrha into her room before going and locking it.

"Young lady! You unlock this door and open it right now! You got until the count of three. One... two... two and a half."

"I'm too tired for this shit," Zef said as he went back to his room while Blue stayed to watch.

-World chibi end.-

"So, what did you two think?" Bio asked as she turned to look at Siccsor and TenTic.

"It was okay. I thought some of it was funny while some could used a bit more." TenTic said softly. "What did you use for the setups anyway?"

"Oh, Rwby chibi, Vanoss, Heretical fun house, and my street."

"Now, final checklist before we start: New villains?" Bio asked.

"Check."

"New or extended arcs? And I don't mean Jaunes family."

"Check."

"New Grimm and monsters?"

"Check."

"Outfits changes?"

"That was your job."

"Oh right... well, check... but I still need to get the PJs. Personality shift?"

"Slight check since we changed some of them slightly."

"Music?"

"Check."

"Voices for when the character sings?"

"Nope."

"Oh... we should get on it. Well, weapons?"

"Still missing some."

"Armor?"

"Nope."

"Well, I guess that could be enough... I could finish the rest of the outfit and weapons when I get my paycheck next week. Wait, is that camera still ro-"