The doorbell rings again and Luxury answered the door. A black haired well endowed goth girl was behind it.
"hi there I'm gloom." Said the girl
"Our la phantom academy is not open to the public." Said luxury
"oh no I am looking for my genetic father." Said Gloom
"All women here. Except for our father but he is so devoted to our mother. I don't think he could be your father." Said Luxury
"Does he have white hair?" Said Gloom
"Yes he does. let me call the master of the house." Said Luxury
Lincoln and Lucy are looking at the goth girl.
"So you are one of the specimens we sold to that fertility clinic." Said Lucy
"Yep I am gloom" Said the girl
" Nice to meet you but How did you find me?" Said Lincoln
"My mommy Maggie recognized you from the picture. And she knows Luan was your sister and she was playing at the casino she got the information out of Luan where you were. On a joyful related note think I have new mother. Two mothers and a daddy today is good." Said gloom
"You also have 13 sisters" Said Lincoln
"oh wow. Lots of family that is the way of things. The father you did not like leaves and you find out you're not his daughter. Then you get a new mother and find out you are part of a big family." Said gloom
Luan and Maggie come busting into the room.
"There you are why couldn't you wait. I bet you don't remember me but you played my birthday party once, I'm Maggie" Said maggie
"So I heard you have a child now." Said Lucy to Luan
"I don't think it is going that well. But I did get lucky with a big titty goth girl though. I can see the appeal now so soft." Said Luan
"So why did you pick me for my genetic material" Said Lincoln looking sheepishly at Maggie
" The clinic called you sure shot. Apparently you can impregnate anyone. They also said Most of the time they were girls And We did wanted a girl. I did find it ironic that I kind of knew you." Said maggie
"oh so I have lots of kids then." Said Lincoln looking at Lucy
"It is good our Jeans are spread so wide." Said Lucy
"Ya maybe" Said Lincoln rubbing the back of his neck he turned to maggie. "So you are dating Luan now?" Asked Lincoln
"Well I was trying to figure out where you lived. You keep a ridiculously low profile. I knew for sure Luan had some sort of association with you. I started talking to her and well One thing led to another. I don't know where this is heading but I am hopeful." Said Maggie looking at the comedian.
"So why did you need to find us?" Inquired Lucy pulling Lincoln in closer.
"Oh yea my ex-husband is crazy. And we need a place to hide. And since I had a hunch about your location it gave us a place to run away to. I think she needs a better father in her life. And I think I done with men. And genetically speaking you are her father." Said Maggie
"So you really don't know anything about us. Who we are." Said Lucy
"No we don't. Why didn't I get the cool white hair mom?" said gloom.
"I don't know honey. So what do we need to know." Said Maggie
Lucy handed Maggie and Gloom some paperwork.
"They are just nondisclosure agreement. we don't want you talking about what we're going to tell you. " Said Lincoln
They both signed the paperwork.
"let us fully introduced ourselves now. I am Lucy Loud and this is my husband and brother Lincoln loud. We have 13 children and including us 11 siblings. You are part of a very big family Gloom." Said Lucy
"because of our unique situation we opened an Academy. Are you interested in attending. It not like a normal school. You take a test at the end of the week. If you need help with things you ask me and Lucy. But sometimes your sisters will know better especially with Egyptology you need to find LeeLee and Lilith if you need help with chemistry. Oh Luna our sister is teaching music." Said Lincoln
"Sounds like fun can I mom. Oh it's called something cool like the Phantom Academy sorry, did I get that right." Said Gloom
"La phantom academy. But yeah" Said Lucy
" So where are you staying Maggie?" Said Lincoln
"We are staying at the casino hotel." Said Maggie
"it has breakfast and dinner."Said gloom
"We some tiny homes on the property if you would like one or two." Said Lincoln
"We can negotiate rent upon a later date. But Gloom go meet your sisters." Said Lucy
"OK spooky headmistress" Said Gloom runing off. The first one she finds is London.
"Hello I am Gloom your Half sister. Lincoln provided my genetic material. I am a test tube baby. i'm also your new classmate?" Said a Black haired girl
"I London Lincoln also provided by genetic material. C section. Welcome to our spooky school. So Do you know the kings and queens of England." Said london
"Is that going to be on the test?" Said Gloom
" there's always a chance." Said London
"I will make a note for it." Said Gloom scratching something into a book. She then wandered off. Lupa was the next sister she found.
"I am gloom Lincoln's daughter." Said the girl
"Did your mother rape my father?" Said Lupa
"oh no nothing that horrible I was made in a test tube." Said gloom
"oh so dad donated his swimmers. Fuck we probably have like 100 haft siblings all with lesbian moms." Said Lupa
"My mom has recently became a lesbian. Maybe she is bi. She is dating Luan I hope they get married she's really funny." Said gloom
"Say I think you need to meet the detective." Said Lupa shoving her into Liadan's room.
" hey tootsie what brought you here" Said The detective.
"I am Gloom your haft sister." Said the girl
"I know originally from Royal Woods. Mother Maggie currently dating Luan. Used to be married to Butch recently divorced. Say do you know why your parents went with in vitro fertilization?" Said Liadan
"oh mom said butch's balls got crushed by someone called bookie. After that he couldn't conceive. So I was born from your father seeds. So i'm kind of happy mr bookie destroy his balls. I like having this many sisters." Said Gloom hugging Liadan
" you just need to remember some of your sisters are a little bit more conniving. Lupa is one of them so check your pockets." Said Liadan
Gloom checked her pockets and found something was missing.
" what are you missing?" Said Liadan
"My Wallet" Said gloom
Liadan snapped a picture of gloom. " i'll get it back for you." she said running off.
She found a lot of her sisters in the movie theater.
"Hello I am gloom your haft sister. I was made in a test tube. Lincoln is my father." Said Gloom
"We are Laura and Layla we used to be Lincoln and Lucy's conjoined twins now we're just there twins." they said in creepy unison
"I am Locust I think my dad was restrained during conception." She Said
"I am Loth. Apparently in a van." Said a sleeping looking girl.
"I am LeeLee the i was conceived in a sarcophagus." Said a little pharaoh looking girl
"I am Lilith. I don't know about my conceiving no I am not going to find out. But I do have my dna sequence if you would like to see it. I can do your dna sequence if you would like." Said Lilith
A normal looking blonde girl looks at her. "I am Liy your sister. Normal people don't talk about how they were conceived." Said Liy she then pops her neck and says "I was made in the back of the family hearse."
"I am Lvira I was born in this very room." Said the little flapper
"I am Loach I think I was born in a hospital?" Said with ice packs around her legs.
"So what are we watching?" Said gloom
"Sorcerer for hire there is a movie coming out. So we are watching the series again" Said Lvira
After a couple of episodes Lupa and Liadan come into the room followed by a brown haired girl.
"Tits I got your Wallet" Said Liadan throwing it at her. And it Bounces off her head and she doesn't seem to notice.
