Clyde looks at Lana his wife. After Lincoln vanished he would go to his friends old house. Looking for him quite a lot and he started getting along well with Lincoln's younger tomboy sister and they fell in love. She always refused to tell him wear his best friend was. But now he knows why he was with her, Lucy Loud his sister. And they were making children so many children. These thoughts came to his mind because he made a mistake. He was on a double date with the brother sister couple. They ware not at the table currently.
"This is awkward." Said Lana
"I know. Why did we agree to this?" Said Clyde
"Clyde you offered." Said Lana
"It was a mistake. Why do they keep leaving together." Said Clyde
"You know exactly why. They have 13 kids." said Lana
They both come back adjusting their clothing.
"We deeply apologize about that we really needed whatever we said we were going to do." Said Lucy
They both look at them.
"Or get." Said Lincoln adjusting his tie.
"We know what you did Lincoln." Said Lana
"Is it me?" Said Lucy in a monotone
There was an awkward silence.
"So Lincoln what do you think about Lynn and Ronnie Anne" Said Lana
"find by me I have the love of my life right here." Said Lincoln pulling Lucy in close.
"What depraved thing do you do to him to make him so devoted." Said Lana
"everything. If he wants to do it he does it and I Love it." Said Lucy
"To be honest she suggests more crazy stuff in the bedroom." Said Lincoln
"Like what?" Asked Clyde and quickly regretting what he just asked.
"Lucy gives me blow jobs with ice in her mouth she calls it a ghost job." Said Lincoln
"Lincoln turns me into a *she describes a deeply depraved sex act*." Said Lucy happily.
Clyde looks at Lana with a Strange mix of disturbed apologetic and questioning look. And Lana looks back with the same look.
"I, I can't believe he does that to you" Said Lana looking at Lincoln
"So I never asked how did you guys get together. Who initiated it." Said Lincoln changing the subject
"oh Clyde did." Said Lana
Lincoln gave Clyde a Stern look.
"Come on Lincoln. You gave up the big brother role when you made your little sister your girlfriend" Said Clyde
"You didn't know that at the time" Said Lincoln
"It was Lana. She likes my muscles I was exercising a lot at the time. I have fantastic calf muscles. I was exercising a lot because I was missing Lincoln and she seduced me." Said Clyde
"He still has them. just not as big as they used to be. he was so helpful as a mechanics assistant." Said Lana dreamily
"She seduced me." Said Clyde
"I was covered in Motor oil I had to get out of my jumpsuit." Said Lana
"you wanted to seduce me. Jumpsuits are meant to be covered in oil." Said Clyde
"Ya I did." Said Lana
"My little Grease monkey" Said Clyde
"So are you going to have more kids?" Said Lucy
"Maybe we are letting fate decide" Said Lana
"Lincoln and I did that. 13 kids these Reynolds hips are a baby factory." Said Lucy
"Ya" Said Lana Rolling her eyes
"Old Best friends Side bar." Said Clyde dragging Lincoln aside.
"I don't want more kids I've been taking pills. But i'm afraid Lana is Worried about her lady parts." Said Clyde
"having a bunch of kids isn't so bad." Said Lincoln
"I am an only child. You came from a family of 11. Plus you're sleeping with one of them so I'm not sure about more kids." Said Clyde
" Mike is already dating his cousin" Said Lincoln
"Don't remind me." Said Clyde
"brother-in-law and parents in law if we get lucky." Said Lincoln
"oh yea but you were also your own brother-in-law." Said Clyde
"yeah he's great." Said Lincoln
"So great. So Lincoln why did you let Lucy become your best friend" Asked Clyde
"We get along very well. I apologize I had to sacrifice my Best friend status with you." Said Lincoln
"So what does Lucy do with you in the Best friend roll." Said Clyde
"We do lots of thinks. We Play video games together and read books and discuss them. Write poems and stories together but I think that might be a little bit romantic. we also go on long walks." Said Lincoln
"those things sound romantic." Said Clyde
"Ya they're not always. But sometimes." Said Lincoln
"So is she insatiable in bed? Lana is." Said Clyde
"Ya she is but we keep up with each other." Said Lincoln
"Loud girls." Said Clyde
"I know." Said Lincoln
In the other room Lucy is looking at Lana. She was shifting around nervously. Lucy was always very creepy now even more so. She couldn't believe what Lincoln and her did and continue to. It was suddenly stopped by Lucy saying something.
"So you seduced Clyde, good for you. Mike told us you have a lot of animals." Said the goth mother
"Ya we do 3 dogs, 5 cats, 4 lizards, 2 snakes a 3 birds, one ferret and so many fish. I know you used to have a bat do you have any pets" Said Lana
"Oh yes fang my beloved familiar. Me and Lincoln have one pet a black and white rabbit called Hair. Some of our daughters have pets. Loach has a dog for hunting. I think the twins have some bats." Said Lucy
"Lincoln is he really that good of a lover." Said Lana
"our brother is perfect in every way as a lover. He is the lighthouse in my darkness." Said Lucy
"No I can't believe I'm going to ask this but sexually." Said Lana
"oh ya just last night he brought me to climax 10 times. And he always cuddles me post coitus. Is Clyde a good lover?" Said Lucy
" he's not that persistent usually just once or twice a night. But he does cuddle if I want him to. I want more kids…" Said Lana
" just keep doing it. Do you want me to show you how to lock your legs behind him so he can't pull out?" Said Lucy
"No no no uw. I don't want to know what you do with my brother." Said Lana
"oh Locust said you got the old van running." Said Lucy
"Yes apparently a lot of the family was made in that van." Said Lana
"Maybe the fates of pregnancy like you making babies in the van mechanic girl." Said Lucy
"Ok can you take Mike for a day and don't let him get Liy pregnant." Said Lana
" that should be easy. And good luck" Said Lucy
"i'm hoping for two boys and two girls." Said Lana