"Yo! we're coming to you live from camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka Ontario and I'm your host Chris McLean!" Chris said as he steps out of the camera corner. "And I'm dropping season one of the hottest new reality show right now!" he said as he started walking away, the camera followed right behind him.

"here's the deal, 23 campers have signed up to spend 8 weeks (about 2 months) at this crummy old summer camp. they will compete in challenges against each other and then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers." Chris said as he came to stop a cross section of a 'T' shape dock.

"Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave total drama island for good. the one left standing at the end will cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, and left face it, they will blow through in a week." He said he held up a small chest full of gold and gems.

"Every moment will be captured on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp," Chris gestured as cameras appeared all around him before they went back into the shadows.

"Who will crumble under the pressure? find out here, right now on Total. Drama. Island!" Chris yelled as he pointed to the camera before it started to play the 'theme song'.

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island, where it is time to meet our campers. now we told them they would all be staying in a five-star hotel, so if they seem a little PO 'ed then that probably why." Chris chuckled as the boat dropped off the first contestant before driving off.

The first camper was a short girl, shorter than even Chris, with brown hair that tied into a high ponytail. She wore glasses and braces, her outfit consisted of pink pants, a teal top, and a green vest that had many buttons on it.

"Beth, what's up." Chris said before the girl had gone ahead and hugged him with a smile.

"It is so incredulous to meet you. wow...you are much shorter in person." Beth says as she looked Chris up and down.

"Uhm...thanks." Chris said dryly as he did not like it when people pointing out his height on national live television.

the next contestant was a young Jamaican boy who stood at a good six-foot, he had a strong body and had a white do-rag that covered most of his brown hair. He had an under-head connected with his soul patch, wearing a green T-shirt with white collars and a large orange 'D' sign in the middle. He wore light blue shorts coupled with his brown sandals.

"DJ!" Chris greeted the new camper as he carried his luggage in his hand.

"Yo, Chris McLean. how's it going." Chris and DJ shared a quick high-five before DJ looked at the camp and popped the question.

"Hey, are you sure you got the right place here? where's the hot tub at?" he asked, unsure if they were in the right place.

"YO dawg, this is it. camp Wawanakwa." Chris said as he smirked while DJ frowned, quickly understanding that the host tricked him.

He went to stand next to Beth; the boat then came back with a new camper.

The girl had pale skin with black eyes, teal and dyed black hair. Her outfit consisted of a black corset top with light blue short sleeves and green longer sleeves that showed off her mid D-cup. She wore a short black teal skirt with black tights and black knee-high boots.

"Hey Gwen." Chris said to the girl before she frowned and walked towards him.

"You mean we're staying here?" she asked which Chris to respond by shaking his head.

"No, you're staying here. my crib is an airstream with A.C. that-a-way." Chris smirked as he pointed to his crib which only infuriated the goth girl more.

"I did not sign up for this." Chris's Smirk only grew as he lifted a stack of paper.

"Actually, you did." he said before Gwen grabbed it and ripped it apart, she grew a smirk of her own before it disappeared as she saw that Chris's smirk did not falter one bit.

"The great thing about lawyers is that they make lots of copies." he chuckled as he lifted a new stack of paper, Gwen groaned before grabbing her luggage.

"I am not staying here." she said with venom, but Chris just shrugged his shoulders.

"Cool. I hope you can swim though cause your ride just left long ago and the drivers directly ordered not to pick anyone up after dropping you on the dock." he said as Gwen turned to see the leaving boat, she sighed and walked towards the other contestants.

The next boat was flaring with music as it drove to the dock, the contestant was jamming out to it before cartwheeling off the boat and had his luggage dropped off after him.

the guy wore a cowboy hat that covered most of his blonde hair. He had on a pink flannel shirt, which showed off his muscles and abdominal muscles, plus blue shorts, and sandals.

"Chris Mclean! sup dude? it's an honor to meet you dude!" he chuckled and bumped fist with Chris.

"The Geoff-ster, welcome to the show dude!" the host said as he high-fived Geoff.

"Thanks dude." Geoff said as he walked towards the other campers, unintentionally ignoring the groan of annoyance from Gwen at his usage of 'dude' at every sentence while the boat drops the next contestant.

"Everybody, this is Lindsay!" Chris said as they looked at the next contestant, she was the prime definition of a bombshell.

she a tall blonde-haired blue-eyed girl, her hair kept back with a blue bandana on her head. She wore a red tube top under a brown tank top that did little to hold her large J-cup chest and showed a generous amount of cleavage, and an orange shirt with cowgirl boots.

"Not too shabby." Chris whispered to the camera as Lindsay walked towards him.

"Hi! you look so familiar." she said as Chris smirked.

"I'm Chris Mclean." Chris's said with smirk before it soon went upside down after Lindsay still too did not recognize him. "The host of the show." he said, hoping to jog her memory.

"Oh, that's where I know you from." she said as Chris sighed, Lindsay walked away just as the next camper arrived.

this just screamed 'Queen bee' with her aura, he had straight black hair and gray eyes that reveled itself after taking off her sunglasses. She wore a dull maroon halter tube top that pushed up her low C-sup chest, and an incredible short beige short that showed off her legs nicely.

"Heather!" Chris said as the girl stomped over him with a clenched fist and walked past him.

"Hi! looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks." Beth greeted the girl, but heather recoiled back in disgust as Beth sprayed a bit of her spit as she talked.

Their thoughts was soon cut short as loud rock music filled the air, everyone turned to see a guy placing their right leg on the amp.

the man had a black cut with a dyed green mohawk, a pierced eyebrow. He had piercings on his nose and ear; he had a small beard. His outfit consisted of a white long-sleeved shirt under a black short-sleeved shirt and a skull at the center of it. He had a spiky collar, jeans, and red and white sneakers.

"Duncan, dude." Chris introduced as the punk approaches the host with raised fist.

"I don't like surprises." Duncan said, clearly pissed that Chris had ripped him off.

he thought he was going to a 5-star resort to fight for 100,000 dollars, not on some shitty camp site.

"Yeah, your parole warned me about that man. Also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you return to Juvie." Chris said, not at all intimidated by Duncan's threat, as he smirks with cross arms. Duncan took a deep breath and accepted his fate.

"Okay then." Duncan said as he carried his luggage to the rest, he stared at his competition before setting his eyes on heather. He liked what he was seeing.

"See you by the campfire gorgeous." Duncan winked at her, but heather only scoffed in disgust.

"Drop dead you bastard." Heather says as she looks around the camp one more time and finally makes up her mind.

"I'm calling my parents. There is no way you can make stay here." Heather said angrily to the host, she took her bags and was ready to leave.

Chris only smirked as he held the contracts up again, making heather realize there was no way to communicate with the outside world as the show had taken away their devices before coming to the island.

Heather sulked and growl at her unfortunate situation, she was now stuck on this stupid island.

the sound of a boat soon caught everyone attention, the boat was different from Before as someone was water skiing behind it.

It was a tall young boy wearing a red jogging suit with a red sweatband around his brown hair.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!" Chris introduced Tyler to everyone as he waves to them but that caused him to lose his footing and caused him to flip through the water.

he lands on the docks before flying over the other contestants and crashing into the luggage.

A luggage bag was thrown away from the rest and made a huge splash after crashing into the water, very unfortunate for heather as she was in the splash zone.

"My shoes and hair!" Heather screamed as she began trying to dry her hair as fast as possible, she did not want to look terrible on national live television.

"Wicked wipe-out bro!" Chris yelled as he received a shaky thumbs up from Tyler and some of the boys.

Chris chuckled before he heard a deep sigh and looked to see who was responsible.

It was a tall, skinny teen with amber hair styled in a short mullet with stray hair on his face. He wore glasses with thick lenses, a blue t-shirt with a hamburger logo over a red long-sleeved shirt. He had green pants with white high-top sneakers.

"Welcome to camp, Harold." Chris greeted Harold as he looked around the camp.

"what's he looking at?" Beth asked herself.

"You mean to tell me we're on some shitty camp and not some big stage or studio?" Harold asks as Chris nodded with a smirk.

"Yes! That is more favorable to my awesome skills." Harold pumped his fist as he walked towards the rest of the campers; Chris cringed at the weird contestant.

the next contestant was young man with shaggy black hair with green eyes. He wore a long-sleeved shirt featuring semi-cameo sleeves with solid light greenish torso, with a large handprint logo on it. His luggage was in the form of a lieu backpack and a guitar case.

"Contestant no. Nine is Trent!" Chris says as he introduces Trent to the rest.

"Hey, good to meet you man. Saw you at that figure skating show. Nice work." Trent says as he fists bump Chris.

"Hey, thanks. I knew I killed that show!" Chris said with a huge grin on his face.

'And the guys had audacity to say that I sucked. Look who the fool now!' Chris thought as he remembered how his two co-workers made fun of his work on the ice-skating show.

"I saw it too. One of the guys there dropped his partner, and they got immunity for the week." Beth says as she tags in on the conversation.

"Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head." Harold says as Lindsay nodded with him.

"Me too!" Lindsay cheerfully said as many campers raised eyebrow in concern.

Chris looked at them with a concerned expression, it looked like Naruto might have had a demanding time taking care of these two.

"So... this is it?" Trent said as he looked overseas at the other, seeing the sight of heather drying her hair and Harold picking his nose.

"Yep!" Chris says with a pop to the 'p.'

"Alright then..." Trent says before walking over and stood next to Gwen, he smiled at Gwen before she turned around. Gwen discreetly looked back at him and smiled back.

the next boat arrived with the next contestant; she had a 'girl next door' vibe to her. She was natural blonde that tide her hair into a low ponytail, she simply wore a sky-blue hoodie that hid her low c-cup chest and with shorts and sandals. She had a large red and orange surfboard with her luggage, hopped off the boat and walked towards Chris.

"Hey, what's up?" She said as she held her board with her while walking towards the host.

"Alright. Our surfer chick Bridgette is here." Chris said as Duncan scoffed.

"Nice board, but this isn't Malibu honey." Duncan says as Bridgette shrugged her shoulders.

"I thought we were going to be on a beach." Bridgette said as the host nodded.

"We are!" He said as the camera moved over to the beach where a seagull was stuck in a six-pack packaging before the water came and lifted him into the ocean.

"Great." Bridgette sighed in disappointment before Chris smirked.

"Alright, that makes-Ow!" Chris said before Bridgette surfboard hit him in the head, she picked up her luggage and went with the others.

"Darn it, that hurt." Chris said as Bridgette walked away with a smirk.

"Hey guys." Bridgette said as she walked over to some of the guys.

"Hey, I'm Geoff." Geoff said before he moved back as he had seen this type of situation before when he was surfing at the beach.

"Hey, what's up?" Bridgette asked as she turned around, causing some of the boys to duck under the swinging surfboard.

"Damn, watch the board man!" Harold says before Beth came up to introduce herself.

"Hi! I'm Beth." She said with a cheerful smile as she was happy to make new friends.

"Hey." Bridgette said as she once again caused the campers to duck under because of the board.

"Okay, we've all met surfer girl. Can we get on with the show please?" Heather said with a glare, having finished drying herself and getting tired of hearing the greetings.

"Looks like someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning." Duncan says while Harold chuckled at the joke.

"Get bent, punk." Heather sneered as she glared at Duncan.

the next camper soon got off; he was young male with neat but shaggy hair. He wore a white long-sleeved undershirt, a short-sleeved blue/ bottom shirt with a red vest. He had brown cargo shorts and high-top sneakers.

"Our next contestant is Noah." Chris said as he rubbed his head, still hurt from Bridgette surfboard.

"Did you get the memo of my life-threatening allergies." Noah asked Chris who just shrugged his shoulder.

"Yeah, your counselor had it looked over and made sure you'll would be safe." Chris said as Naruto had already gotten the memo and secured that the island did not have any of Noah allergies.

he wanted to shrug it off, but Naruto told him that it would look bad for the ratings if one of their contestants died on television, so he agreed to it.

"Good, is this where we're staying?" Noah asked with a dull voice as he joined the others.

"No, this is your mother place and we're throwing a party." Duncan says as he cracks his fist.

"Cute, just cute. Like I haven't heard that one before." Noah says as he rolls his eyes.

"Nice piercing, did you do them yourself." Noah said before Duncan grabbed his lips and leaned towards him.

"Yeah, you want one?" Duncan says as he pulls out a needle and waved around Noah face.

"Uh, no thanks. Can I have my lips back please?" Noah mumbles to Duncan who let go of Noah.

"Thanks." Noah says as he dusted himself off.

the boat arrives with a new contestant, she was a curvy woman with a full figure. Her chest easily being g-cup with a large and firm rear. She had dark skin with black hair pulled back into a ponytail, she dark eyes and a beauty mark on her right cheek. She wore a tight beige top that had four oranges going across her chest and dull blue shorts, finishing off with a pair of sandals.

"what's up y'all? Lashawna in the house!" Lashawna said as she waved back to the crew while the boat pulled up.

"Yo baby, how are you doing? How is it going?" She says as he passed by Chris while giving him a high five, she heads towards the other with her luggage.

"Feel free to quit now and save yourselves some trouble cuz I came to win." Lashawna said as she approached the campers.

she looked at DJ and smiled as she was relieved that she was not the only one out there.

"Oh, what's up my brother? Give me some sugar baby." She said as she and DJ shared a high five before Harold popped up behind her.

"I've never seen a girl like you in real life before." Harold said as Lashawna frowned at him with her hands placed on her hips.

"Excuse me?" Lashawna glared at Harold as he held his hand up.

"you're really big and loud." Harold said, unaware of the foolish decision he had made, as Lashawna stared daggers at him.

"What did you say to me? Oh no you did not. You haven't seen anything yet." Lashawna says as she stomped towards Harold while her sleeves rolled up.

the campers walked away from her while DJ and Bridgette tried to hold her off.

Harold did not understand the situation he was and just did a poor imitation of a kung-Fu fighting stance.

this only infuriated Lashawna more as lunged at him and stared beating him up.

Everyone winced at the beating and moved away from the two while a few stayed and watched the entertainment.

"Alright, campers! Settle down now! No fighting on the first day!" Chris shouted, clearing have enough of this nonsense.

Everyone calms down as Lashawna stands back up and straightens herself.

DJ had gone over to stand next to Harold so he could be ready if another situation like this happens again.

"Just ignore him, he not worth it." Bridgette said as she comforted Lashawna, she just nodded as she knew she was better than this.

"I'll try, but if he does that again. I'm going to whoop his ass." Lashawna says as he stared at Harold who hid behind DJ with a nervous smile.

Eventually, the boat arrived again but this time it brought two contestants. One was a tall girl with black hair styled into a high ponytail and had bronze skin, the other one was much chubbier and shorter with fair skin but had the same hair as her.

They both wore pink shorts, and black and white "prison-stripped" chop-tops. Even their luggage matched each other.

"Sadie. Katie. Welcome to your new home for the next 8 weeks." Chris greeted the two.

"Oh my god, Sadie look. It's a summer camp." The tall one, Katie, said to her 'twin'.

"I always wanted to go to a summer camp!" Sadie screamed before grabbing their bags and went to stand alongside the rest.

Chris scratched his head as he looked at their confusing behavior. He did not worry about as the next contestant arrived.

The contestant was a boy barely shorter than Chris; he wore a blue beanie over his shaggy brown hair and a dull green hoodie. He had blue jeans and dull green shoes.

"Ezekiel! What's up man?" Chris asked before Ezekiel looked up and pointed at something.

"I think I see a bird." He said as a few campers chuckled at Ezekiel answer.

"Okay, look dude. I know you do not get out much. Been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay." Chris said as he pushes Ezekiel to the rest of the crew.

"Yes sir." Ezekiel said as he stood next to the rest of the campers.

'Great another problem child, I really hope Naruto doesn't beat me up for this.' Chris rubbed his eyebrows as he tried to figure out if he is going to be safe from Naruto wrath once the introduction was over.

His train of thoughts was soon interrupted by the sound of a new boat arriving.

It was a scrawny kid with short brown hair, he wore a white button up shirt under a cream-colored T-shirt that had red and blue lines across the front of it. He had blue jeans and a pair of sneakers.

"Cody. The code-star. The code-meister." Chris said as he and Cody did finger guns towards each other before they high five each other.

"Dude, psyched to be here man." he said as he walked over to the other contestant.

"I see the ladies have already arrived." Cody winked at the female campers as he tried to shoot his shot, the girl just rolled their eyes at the cheeky little man.

Cody tried to talk to Lashawna, but the girl held her finger to his lips. "Save it short stuff." She said as Cody nodded and went to stand next to another girl.

The next one was a girl that screamed power, she had an extremely tone body with defined muscles. She had Amber eyes with her black hair tied into a ponytail, her blue top tightly holding her h-cup. Her toned rear hidden by shorts, she had on clad high socks and sneakers.

"Eva?" Chris said unsurely as Eva just walked past him.

"Nice, just glad you could make it." He said as Eva joins the crew and dropped her luggage that held her weights, she had accidentally dropped it on Cody foot making many people wince or chuckle.

"What in there? Dumbbells?" Cody asks as he hopes on one leg.

"Yes." Eva said shortly as Duncan chuckled and turned his head towards DJ.

"She all yours, man." Duncan says to DJ, believing the gentle giant could handle her with his size...I think. Chris laughed a bit before the next boat arrived.

"WOO-OOHH!" The new arrival loudly yelled out; he was by far the largest contestant. The camper was large in both height and weight, he had on a white faux hockey jersey with a large maple leaf on it and green cargo shorts with yellow sneakers. He had unkept blonde hair.

"Chris, what's happening man? This is awesome! WOO-OOH!" The fat boy yells as he fist-dumps in the air.

"Owen! Welcome!" Chris greeted the kid before pulled into a tight hug by the giant.

Chris wince at the hug as it was strong enough that the cameras could pick cracks made by the hug.

"it's so awesome to be here man! Yes! Dude, this is so..." Owen paused a little as he tries to find the best word to describe his joy.

"Awesome?" Gwen smirked and said to the big guy, causing Owen to look at her.

"Yes, awesome! WOOO! Hey, are you going to be on my team." Owen asked the goth girl who just shrugged.

"Oh, I sure hope so..." Gwen sarcastically responded but it seemed own did not get the message.

"WOOOOOO!" Owen yelled out in excitement; this annoyed Chris who was getting tired of Owens yelling.

"Are you done man; we've still got a show to do." Chris says as Owen realized he was delaying things and settled things down.

"Sorry dude. I am just so psyched!" Owen cheered as another boat showed up.

"Cool, and here comes Courtney." Chris gestured to the girl getting off the boat.

The girl had tanned skin with freckles across the bridge of her nose, short brown hair that went down to her shoulder. She had on a grey sweater with a white sleeved button up shirt behind it that accommodate her DD-cup. She had only dull green pants that did well to squeeze out her firm and full rear.

The girl went over to the other contestants before stopping to greet herself.

"Hi! You must be the other contestants. It is nice to meet you all." she said as she held out her hand which Owen grabbed.

"How is it going? I am Owen!" he shook her hand excitedly.

"Nice to meet you, O... wow." She said before she drifted off to look at the new contestant that pulled up.

the man was a handsome figure with a toned body, he blue eyes, short dark hair, and a chiseled facial feature. He had a dark green shirt and baggy grey jeans.

Every girl had an eye on him the moment he got off the boat, even Owen was weirdly enough checking him out.

"This is Justin, welcome to Total Drama Island." Chris introduced the handsome man as he and Justin fist bump.

"Thanks, Chris. This is great." Justin said enthusiastically as he had already made plans on how he is going spend the money.

"Just so you know now, we only picked you based entirely on your looks." Chris said as Justin shrugged as he had already thought this would happen.

"I can live with that." He said with a grin before moving towards the crowd. The girls were swooning at him, and Owen appeared him.

"I like your pants." Owen says as he tries to start a conversation with him.

"Thanks, man." Justin did not judge much and responded to him.

"cuz, they look like they're all worn out." Owen said as he laughed a bit.

"Did you buy them like that." He asked.

"Nah, just had them for a while." He said before walking away from the awkward conversation.

"Oh, cool." Owen said before giving Justin a thumbs up. He had smacked himself on the head after Justin was out of hearing distance.

"Hey everyone, contestant no.22 Izzy is here." Chris said as he drew everyone's attention the next girl arrived shortly after.

It was a slim girl with wavy orange hair and bright green eyes. She had a tiny sleeved green top that pushed up her low C-cup, it went up to her neck and showed moderate cleavage with a triangle shaped keyhole in the front. She wore a two-toned green sarong and a pair of green slippers.

"Hi Chris! Hi!" The girl excitedly waved her hand at the host as she ran to the front of the boat, she had tripped over the railings and slammed her chin on the edge of the pier as everyone winced. She fell down the water shortly afterwords.

She pulled herself up and executed a flip to get back on the dock and skillfully landed on her feet.

"This is summer camp. That is so cool! Do you have paper Mache here! Are we having lunch soon!" Izzy said as she completely ignored the fact that just a second ago, she had landed face-flat on the dock.

'Great another problem child and by the looks of it, a crazy one at that. Dammit, Naruto and chef are going kick my ass for this.' Chris groaned as he could already picture what would happen when he introduced the campers to his co-workers.

It might have been a mistake on his part to allow the intern to choose the contestant, but he had better thing to do than watch some crappy video tape of teenagers.

Chris was pulled out of he thought when he heard a boat, the final contestant was coming.

"Alright, everyone. Our final contestant, dawn!" Chris yelled as he gestured to the campers to look at the final camper, but he frowned as the camper's stared at him with confused eyes. He turned and saw no one coming out of the boat.

Chris raised an eyebrow and began to look around for the girl. "Dawn, where are you?" Chris shouted at the boat before it began to move away.

Chris stared at the moving boat with raised eyebrows before he heard a voice right next to him.

"hello"

"AHHHH!" Chris and the campers jumped in surprise as a new voice echoed at the dock. The campers looked to see a pale skinned girl standing right next to her.

the girl had long light blonde hair with some side bang that went to her shoulder, she had teal eyes and purple lipstick. She wore a green sweater with the collar of a light blue undershirt that hid her low C-cup. Her outfit finished with a light black shirt with light purple skin-tights and black shoes.

"Ok...how'd you get there?" Chris asked after he tried to find his voice from the jump scare.

"What do you mean? the boat dropped me off while you were speaking, and I was standing here the whole time." Dawn said with a blank expression, it made it hard for everyone to figure out if she was telling the truth or not.

"didn't you see it?" Dawn said as Chris tried to find an answer, but he gave up and sighed.

"Alright, whatever. just don't do that again." Chris said, dawn stared at him before taking her bags and greeted the crew.

"Hello, my name is Dawn. it nice to meet you." Dawn said as she bowed politely to the crew.

"Hello dawn, my name is b-Bridgette." Bridgette tried to introduce herself before dawn interrupted, she looked at the pale girl with shocked eyes.

"How did you know my name?!" Bridgette asked nervously, still shaken by the fact that this random girl knew her name.

"It was written all over your aura. you have a bright yellow aura around you. it a pleasure to meet another nature love like me." dawn as she smiled towards the taller blonde girl.

"Wow...That was creep." Gwen said as she whispers to the rest of the crew, to which they nodded to.

"Okay, everyone. we need a group photo for the promos, so everyone gets to the end of the dock!" Chris yelled as the campers walked towards the end of the dock of shame. They all began to group together and posed with everyone.

Chris got onto a boat and pulled out a camera. "Okay, I need you all to smile for the camera." The camper followed his request and smiled.

"Okay, one...two...three...oops, okay, forgot the lens cap." Chris says, as he saw that the caps were still on, so he took it off and tried to take the photo again.

"Ok, hold that pose, one...two...two...oh! no wait, cards full, hang on!" he said, as the campers became increasingly annoyed by Chris antics.

"Come on, man. my face is starting to freeze." Lashawna complained as Chris inserted a new card onto the camera.

"Got it. everyone says, Wawanakwa!" Chris said as he was finally ready to take the photo.

"Wawanakwa!" The campers said before the old bridge collapsed and caused everyone to fall into the sea, Chris finally took the photo, only with them in the water.

"Ok, guys. dry off and come meet me at the campfire pit at 10." Chris said to his now soaking wet contestants.

After 10 minutes, the campers had dried off and walked towards the campfire to meet up with Chris.

"This is camp Wawanakwa. your home for the next 8 weeks. the campers sitting/standing next to you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and even your friend. ya dig? the camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted out will win 100,000 dollars." The campers perked up after what Chris said as the money was the only reason they even came to this stupid competition and why they were still on this damn island.

"Alright, does everyone have a rundown on what going on." The campers nodded; it is easy to under the premise of the show since they have seen it formula before in other tv shows.

"Good, now follow me as I show you around this camp." The campers stood up and started to follow Chris as he moved towards an outhouse.

many campers raised their eyebrow in confusion, wondering why their host was leading them to an outhouse of all places.

"You must be wondering why I pulled you all to an outhouse?" Chris asked as the campers nodded.

"Well, you see. this outhouse will be your confession Stall, this is where you will have to share your innermost thoughts or make video diaries anytime you want." Chris grinned as many campers as possible all turned to him with either heated glares or eyes of disgust towards the outhouse.

"You can't be serious." Gwen said with a deadpan as she glares at the grinning host.

"Yeah, she is right. Why the hell should our confession stall be an outhouse? why couldn't it be like anywhere in this forest." Duncan says as he gestured to the large forest around them, they clearly had more options to pick for the confession stall than this outhouse.

"Weird goth girl and punk wannabe are right, you can't seriously expect us to have our confessions in this stinky old place." heather said as she placed her hands on her hips and glared at the host, ignoring the glares coming from Duncan and Gwen.

"Yeah man, why did you even choose an outhouse anyways. Aren't there like cameras everywhere, why couldn't they be our confession stall?" Trent said as the rest of the campers started to complain with them.

"Alright everyone, calm down. you may wonder why we chose the outhouse for the confession stall." the Host asked as the campers looked at each other before nodding.

"Well, you see, when me and your counselor were going over things like the challenges and your safety. I had wondered how I could make your guys' experience in this camp more miserable than it already is and I produced the awesome idea of making the outhouse your confession stall. ha-ha." Chris laughed a little at the misfortune of the campers.

The contestants were not happy with his answers, especially Duncan.

"You think this is funny, huh." Duncan said as he walked over to take Chris collar and raising his fist up towards the host face.

"I'll show something funny." Duncan was about to punch Chris in the face before Geoff and Tyler stopped him.

"Wow, chill out dude. we hate Chris as much as you do but a well deserve punch can't be better than 100,000 bucks, dude." Geoff tried to calm Duncan down, knowing that punching Chris would do them no good and might even cause trouble.

Duncan stared at Geoff for a moment before letting Chris go.

"Well, if all of you are done complain. how about I show you guys to your cabins." Chris said as he dusted himself off, clearly unaffected by Duncan's threat from earlier.

The campers groaned but agreed nonetheless as they wanted to get away from this outhouse.

"Alright follow me." Chris waved his hand as the campers once again followed the grinning Host.

"Alright campers, these are your cabins. hope you like them." Chris laughed as he pointed to the two run-down old cabins, which looked ready to break down any second now.

He soon frowned when none of the campers had any expression on their faces.

"Hey why aren't any of your frowning, this place is a dump." Chris said as he gestured to the two cabins that they would be staying for the next 8 weeks.

"Yeah, we know dude but everything in this place is a dump. we didn't really have any expectations for our cabins." DJ said as the campers nodded with him.

many did not care about their living arrangement and focused more on the money as that the only reason they tolerated Chris as of right now.

"Man, you guys are so lame." Chris said with a frown before he started to leave the campers and headed towards his crib before the campers stopped him.

"Hey Chris, you haven't told us the sleeping arrangement yet." Beth said, drawing back the attention of the host.

"Yeah, if its co-ed. I wouldn't mind sleeping next to her." Cody said as he sent a wink towards Gwen, who recoiled with disgust.

"No way, loser." Gwen said as he went away from Cody, who could only place his head down and sigh at his failed attempt at flirting.

"Hey, Kyle. can I sleep near the lake view because I'm the prettiest." Lindsay said to the host with a raised hand.

"Now, that is not how things work. and my name is Chris." the host said as he glared at the blonde bombshell, he did not like how the girl keeps forgetting his name.

"Chris, can I please sleep with Sadie. I would die with her." Katie said as she held Sadie hand with her.

"Yeah, I need to sleep next to her as well or else I break out in a hive. it's true." Sadie said as she fully supported her best friend's idea.

"This cannot be happening." Gwen said with a groan before she and Tyler were pulled into a head lock by Owen.

"Oh, come on guys. it could be like a huge sleepover and be loads of fun!" Owen said before he realized he was squeezing a little too hard and was choking the life out of Gwen and Tyler.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that guy. I was just excited, I'm sorry." Owen let go of them and apologized to them while fidgeting with his fingers.

"It okay, man. I think you are right about it being fun. that if the punk doesn't mess around and prank us." Tyler said before he pointed his thumb towards Duncan, who was going towards a tree with his knife.

He was about to start carving on the tree before a hand grabbed his wrist, he turned over to see dawn looking at him with a heated glare.

she shook her head, showing that she did not approve of his actions but that only made Duncan angry, and he stared back at her. The two were in a heated staring-contest before Chris spoke.

"Alright campers, shut up and listen. I was going to wait until you all had explored the island, but I must speed things up. you guys won't have your cabins yet Bec-." Chris tried to inform the campers of the show's arrangement before dawn interrupted him.

"You plan to split us into 2 teams and give a cabin to the each of the teams." dawn said as she stopped the staring-contest with Duncan and rejoined the group.

"Why, yes dawn. that was what I was planning to say before you rudely interrupted me." Chris said before staring at dawn, who only stared back at him. another staring-contest happened again.

"Wait, Chris. there 23 of us, how will you split us into two teams." Courtney said as she could clearly see there twenty-three campers on the island now.

They could not be separated into two teams unless another camper joined, or one was eliminated.

Chris stopped staring at dawn and turned his attention to Courtney.

"Great observation, Courtney. there are too many of you campers, this is why we will be having our first challenge at the end of the day and by the end of it, you guys will have to eliminate one camp from your group." Chris laughed a little at the shocked expression on the campers' faces.

"WHAT!" Everyone screamed at the host before Courtney glared at him with a scowl.

"You can't do that, we just got here and are totally unprepared." Courtney said as the campers agreed with her, they still need time to organize their stuff and become used to the island.

"that's not my problem, you kids have a few hours to prepare for your first ever challenge." Chris said before he once again started to go walk back to his crib but was stopped once again.

"Wait Chris, I still have a question dude." Geoff said as he raised his hand, Chris stared back with his arms.

He was getting so sick of these kids always interrupting him when he was about to do something.

"What do you want?" Chris said as he rubbed his eyebrows, these kids were already giving him a headache.

"Do we have a chaperon or something." Geoff said as Chris eyelids jumped up, he had completely forgotten about that.

"Oh man, I am forgetting a lot of things today but yes, Geoff. You all do have a counselor watching over you and trust me this guy is strong and-wait hold on a second, the guy was supposed to be here at the cabin. where the hell is he." Chris said as he started to look around the entire place for the blonde counselor, the campers looked around them but found nothing but trees and grass.

"Alright, I'm going to call somebody to see where that guy is." Chris said as he picked up his phone and tried to call somebody.

'What the hell do you want, Chris. I am trying to make dinner for the Campers here so this better be important.' a deep voice came off the phone before Chris held it up and made a throwing-up expression. After a second, he placed the phone back into his ear.

"Hey chef, do you know where Naruto went cause he not here at the cabins?" Chris asked the man on the phone who merely huffed.

'The hell would I know where that brat is, how about you scream out his name and he'll probably hear you and arrive back at the cabin from wherever he is.' Chris tried to say something before the man hang up the phone.

Chris looked at the phone for a moment before he looked ready to shout at the forest before someone interrupted him.

"Don't try to scream my name, Chris. I am right here." a new voice came out nowhere, but unlike the last time with dawn, they were strangely at peace with it and not really scared.

It surprised some of them and they looked at the source of the new voice.

they all saw a golden-haired man sitting in a meditation pose next to Chris, the man stood up from the grass and allowed for everyone to see him in all his glory.

this man was massive, he towered over everyone here, he also had no skirt for some reason which got a lot of girls to blush as his hard abs and smocking hot body.

He walked over to the campers as they stare in shock at the man before, his hair was like a golden Mane with red tips at the end and two long bangs flowing to his chin.

The thing that attracted them most was his weird 3-whiskered marks on each side of his face.

"So, you must the campers. well, hello there I am your counselor, and my name is Naruto Uzumaki." the man, now named Naruto, introduced himself to the champers but they were still in shock at the man before them.

(Confession)

"Did you guys see that man! He was huge, easily 6 inches taller than DJ! and did you see that smoking hot body of his, you could grind stone on abs like those." Lashawna said, she was very aroused by their camp counselor. Maybe This TV show was not particularly bad.

"Man, I want to see what that man is made of and see if he like women like me. oh, who am I kidding? I have the perfect body, of course that man will be all over me." Lashawna said with absolute confidence in herself.

"Man, what did his parents feed him! I have seen people in jail less scary than him, that guy looked like he could rip people apart with ease!" Duncan said with widen eye, his instincts told him that the blonde counselor was not someone you wanted to mess around with.

"That guy is supposed to be our counselor, he looks more like a fighter than a safe inspector." Duncan said with his arms crossed.

"Holy Macaroni, he was a giant. He looks like he breaks me in ha-I mean, he nothing. I could totally beat with my mad skills. I took kung-Fu lesson at mike awesome Kung-Fu summer camp." Harold said as he did some poor imitation of kung-Fu moves before he tripped and fell, land on his chin and hurting his face in the process.

"Ooowwwweee."

"Did you guys see the whisker marks on his face, do you think it is real? If it is, does he purr when you rub them like a cat! ooohhh, I really want to know but my sense is telling me to not mess with him." Izzy said as she fiddles around with her fingers.

"Which is surprising cause my sense always tells me to fight, like that time I fought a raccoon stalking near my house. that how I got a small scar on my back." Izzy said as she showed the camera her scar found on the right side of her back, Izzy sat back down and began talking again.

"Do you think if I become his girlfriend that he will allow me to rub his whiskers, it happens I'm totally doing it." Izzy said with a huge grin, think of all the whisker-time she could have.

"Seriously, what is with this camp. crappy cabin and awful confession stall, now a hot killing machine as our counselor. I do not know how I am going to survive on this god-awful island." Gwen said as she crossed her arms before she sighed.

"But that 100,000 is really a lot and I might need it for my college funds. so, I guess I have to push through...I hope I can do it." Gwen said as she contemplates her life choice right now, why did she even audition for this place anyway. she could just go with a part-time job but no, she had to pick a death island to spend the summer.

"Wait, I don't get it. where the camera?" Lindsay says as she looked around for the camera, unaware that her butt was in front of the very thing she was looking for. "Maybe, I should go ask someone for help, maybe that hot counselor can help me find it." Lindsay said before leaving the stall.

"Wow." Dawn said with eye full of wonder, she could not believe the aura she felt from the golden-haired man.

"His aura was amazing, I couldn't even properly sense it, but it felt like the whole sun was standing right in front of me." Dawn said in amazement.

"His aura was so disoriented yet at the same time at peace, this is the first time I have ever seen this type of energy before. his very essence seemed to be one with nature, almost like a sage." Dawn said as she placed her fingers on her chin, wonder about the blonde counselor.

(confession: end)

Naruto stared at the campers, so these were the children he would take care of for 8 weeks. He had to say that this was a strange assortment of people.

He wanted to say something before Chris had stopped him.

"Yo Naruto. why did you pull a dawn on me Bruh?" Naruto raised his eyebrows at the host's question.

"What do you mean I pulled a dawn?" Naruto asked as he tried to make sense of things.

"I mean, why the hell did you just pop in like that." Chris asked again since he forgot that Naruto was not there to meet dawn and her whole fiasco.

"I didn't pop out of nowhere; I was sitting right next you since the moment you came here." Naruto nonchalantly said.

This had gotten him confused expressions from everyone as they had not seen even a slight trace of him anywhere when Chris was introducing the cabins.

"Oh, that bullshit and you know it. We were watching Chris the whole time and we did even notice you at all. so just tell us the truth and get this thing over so we can settle down." heather said, completely believe that the man was lying.

The campers and Chris agreed with her as they believed Naruto was lying about being there the whole time.

"Yeah, just come clean and get this thing over with." Chris said he walked up to the blonde man.

"How we make a bet, Chris. There are campers all around the cabin, we use one of the footages to see if I am lying or not. if I am lying then owe me one hundred dollars, but if I was lying then I give you one hundred dollars." Naruto said as Chris started to think about it, he rubbed his chin for a minute before agreeing.

"Alright, I agree with your bet. oh intern, can you get the footage of when I was introducing the campers to the cabins." Chris said to one of the many interns they had.

the man nodded and went along his way to get the footage.

Everything waited around for the intern to return with the footage until someone finally said something.

"Umm, this might be inappropriate to ask Mr. Uzumaki but why are you shirtless?" Bridgette said as she covered her eyes when she was looking at Naruto direction, even though she was peeking through it to have a good stare at the man's body.

"Oh yeah, why the hell are your shirtless dude?" Cody asked, he wondered how he forgot about the fact the guy standing next to them was shirtless.

It might have been due to the calming and peaceful aura around him that it seems like everything he did was normal.

"Well, my shirt got ripped when I was playing when with teddy." Naruto responded to their question with a peaceful smile.

"Wait teddy, is that your pet." Beth asked the blonde man.

"Oohh, you have a pet. is a cat or a dog." Lindsay excited said as he clings on to Naruto arm.

"Okay, we get that your shirt was ripped but why didn't you try to get new one dude?" Justin asked.

"Well, I was going to, but George stopped me because he told I couldn't leave the spot, so I asked him to get one from my house and now I'm waiting for him." Naruto answered back to the handsome man before he nodded and went back to looking at himself.

"Wait how long have you been wait here for?" Harold asked as he wiped his boogers on his shirt, Naruto walked back from a bit with a little creeped out expression.

"I been waiting for 30 minutes. I am still wondering what is taking him so long though." Naruto said as he stared to the left of the cabins.

His crib was close to the cabins as Chris thought it would a clever idea if he stayed close to the campers in case of an emergency or the contestants needed help with something.

"Did he run into some Tro-." DJ tried to ask before Naruto raised his finger up to his lips.

"Everyone be quiet, I hear something." Naruto said as he listens with his heightened sense, he was able to hear George coming this way with a terrified scream.

"I hear George, he is being chased by someone. everyone should stay here while I go-" Naruto tried to say before he interrupted by something.

"RRRROOOOOOAAAARRR!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Everyone screamed as they huddled up together, everyone latched onto somebody for support. A few girls like Bridgette, Lashawna, Lindsay, and Dawn had grabbed onto Naruto for support.

everyone stared at the direction of the roar as a black-haired man wearing an intern uniform ran pass the forest and hid behind Naruto, everyone stared at the man before they back to see what he was running away from.

Everyone grew horrified expression as bear ran towards them at high speeds, everyone could not believe their eyes and ran to docks to get out of the island, but they soon stopped at their tracks.

"Teddy, there you are." everyone stopped moving and stared at the whiskered man as he ran towards the bear and hugged him, everyone stared at him with shock until someone finally piece it together.

"Wait, you're telling me your pet teddy is a bear." Lashawna stared in shock as the man played around with the bear before answering her.

"He is not my pet; he is my friend. Isn't that right teddy?" Naruto said as he rubbed the bears fur and teddy nodded to that, he had unknowingly scored some extra points from dawn for his animal affinity.

"I got to ask though, teddy. why did you leave our game early and why are you chasing George around." Naruto said as he looked into teddy's eyes.

"I can probably answer that, he was following me around because of this shirt." Naruto stared back as he saw George standing up and giving him a new shirt.

"Teddy, were you sad that you ruined my shirt by accident and went off to try and get me a new shirt." Naruto asked to which the bear nodded; Naruto smiled as he put the shirt on.

"Oh teddy, you don't have to feel bad about that. I know you did it by accident and I do not blame you for that." Naruto said as he hugged the bear for a few moments.

"But I am mad that you chase George around, I want you to apologize to him." Naruto said as he pointed to George. The bear stared at Naruto for a moment before walking over to George and bowing politely to him.

"I'm sorry about the whole, George." Naruto said as he stood next to the bear.

"It fine, it just...can I just get a warning next time before something like happens again." George said he rubbed his head, Naruto stared at the bear before he nodded at that.

The campers and host stared at the situation with confused expressions, unsure of how to make sense of the situation.

it lasted for a few moments before dawn walked the man and bear.

"Can I touch teddy?" Dawn blankly said as she stared at the large animal before her, Naruto looked at teddy to see how he felt about it.

The bear nodded and for the first time since she got here, dawn smiled slightly.

dawn began to rub teddy, and it looked like she was rubbing it in the right spots because teddy had a very joyful expression.

The campers watched with gaping mouths as they looked at the sight of a petite girl playing with a large brown bear.

"Oohh, I want to pet the bear as well." Lindsay says as she ran towards the bear and started rubbing it as well.

"Hey, Chris. I brought the footage!" the intern said as he held up a camera.

The host and campers snapped out of their shock and looked back at the intern. Chris face grew a smirk as he moved towards the camera.

He was finally going to have one over Naruto, he had always lost every bet he had with the man and now he could finally end his losing streak.

"Get ready to own me 100 bucks, Naruto." Chris said as he started playing the recording, the campers move in closer to the footage.

Everyone watched closely as the recording started, everything was going the same as before They saw Naruto sitting right next to Chris when he introduced them to the cabins.

"Bullshit! This cannot be right!" Chris screamed as he began to shake the camera while Naruto laughed at his face.

"Face it, Chris. You lost and now own me 100 dollars!" Naruto said as he held out his hand for the cash.

Chris looked gloomy as he pulled out 100 dollars and gave it to the blonde counselor.

Chris stared at the man for a hit minute before he pulled himself together, he looks towards the campers who trying to figure out the logic behind Naruto 'magic trick'.

"So, who wants to go get some grub. you guys can leave your luggage here if you want." The campers nodded to the host question and left their bags near the cabins.

They need time to rethink if it was worth staying here.

The campers arrived at the mess-hall and began lining up to get their food. the one serving them was an African American man who looked like he had been in the military.

"Listen up maggots!" the man yelled in gruff and harsh tone that resembled that of drill sergeant. "I serve it three times a day and you eat it three times a day! grab a tray, get your food, and sit your ass down!"

"Excuse me?" Beth asked as she looked at the slop of...food in her tray. "Does this...dish have all the necessary food groups need?"

"Yeah, because I get hypoglycemic really bad if I don't get enough sugar." Harold said, chef grew tired of this question, and he glared at the scrawny nerd.

"you'll get a whole can have SHUT THE HELL UP!" chef roared in Harold's face, making the nerd run away in fear.

"Have a Cow." Owen whispered to Noah, but chef was able to catch that.

"What was that, fat boy?" chef snarled and beckoned Owen to come over. "Some closer, I couldn't hear you."

"Oh, I uh...didn't say anything really important." Owen said as he tried to play it off as nothing before grabbing his tray and running off.

Chef looked at the running boy before looking at the book nerd.

"You, book maggot, give me your plate." chef said as he held a spoon full of...meat? He placed the extra meat on Noah burger.

Noah watched in horror as the meat tried to latch on to the spoon before Chef tossed it onto Noah burger.

"Great...let just hope I don't get food poison." Noah said as he walked away from the cook and sat at one of the two tables in the mess-hall.

Everyone in line had gotten their food and sat down to eat it. Since there were no teams yet, the campers divided the tables into a boy side and a girl side.

As they sat down on the tables, a few looked at their food with questionable stares.

"Can we really eat this?" Cody asked as he poked the 'food' with his fork.

"let's just forget about the food for a minute here people." Duncan said, gaining the attention of the campers.

"Let figure out what the challenge will cause I am not losing out of 100,000 bucks." Duncan said as he picked up the food and stared at it for a minute before deciding to eat it.

The campers nodded with Duncan, thinking it could be production to think about what the challenge will be.

"Well, if we go off what we know right now. the challenge will probably be based on how to split us into groups." Noah says he ate his burger, it tasted bad, but he needs the energy for whatever happens in the challenge.

"Oh! OH! the challenge could be a race around the island or a scavenger hunt to look for items." Izzy said as she gobbled up her food.

She had tasted worse than this stuff anyways, the campers looked at her and thought about it for a second.

"Can I ask why you think that Izzy." Gwen asked the over-energetic girl.

"Well, I think Chris might be going for themes related to our environment." Izzy said, many campers nodded at her though and believed it made sense.

They soon snapped out of their thought when Ezekiel made a comment.

"Does it really matter what the challenge is, we know for a fact that one of the girls will be leaving." Ezekiel said nonchalantly while he was picking his nose before Eva angrily banged her fist next to him.

"what's that supposed to mean!" Eva yelled at the home-schooled boy as the male campers began to leave the perimeter while the females began closing in on Ezekiel.

"Everyone know for a fact that females are weaker, dumber, and slower than boys. it what my dad told me." Eva and the girl growled at his statement and were about to beat him up until the doors opened and someone caught their attention.

"Hey chef, how have you been?" Naruto asked as he entered the room and walked towards the cook.

Both Lindsay and dawn came after him and started lining up for food.

"Not good, these maggots are already complaining about my food." chef said as he high fives the whiskered man.

"Well, sorry about that but I want to know something. do you a cookbook anywhere?" Naruto asked the chef to which the man raised an eyebrow.

"Well, I have one but why do you even need it anyways?" the cook asked the blonde man.

he had cookbook right on him right now, but he was going to need a proper reason as to why the blonde was asking for it because he is not giving away his stuff for free.

"Well, I want to begin learning to cook so I don't keep burning my food again." Naruto rubbed his head nervously as he never truly got to learn how to cook and he had always eaten in stalls or someone else like Iruka or shizune would cook for him.

"You keep burning your food? what the hell man, have you never cooked before?" chef asked the man with a raised brow.

There were only two types of people that he knew could cook food for anything. those being toddlers or someone who had never stepped into a kitchen their entire life.

"Nope, never cooked a day in my life. I always had other cooking for me." Naruto said with a smile as he remembered his past.

He missed ichiraku ramen a lot and really missed the fun time he spent together with his friends at the place.

the cook thought for a minute and reluctantly decided to give the cookbook to the blonde counselor.

Naruto looked happy about getting the book and was ready to head to his crib so he could start making some food before Ezekiel stopped him.

"you've never been to a kitchen before too, sick. I always had my mom cook for me." Ezekiel said as he stood next to Naruto.

he may not have been smart but he could sense the danger he was currently in so he wanted to find some safety somewhere and who better to protect him than the man who could take a bear.

"Well, that's good for you buddy." Naruto said as he patted the guy's shoulder, happy that the boy could live a happy childhood.

his eyes soon turned over to the girls as they sent angry glares at him, he did not know why they were angry at him for some reason since he just got here a few minutes ago.

"Um, Bethany. Why are we glaring at Nate and Zac?" Lindsay asked the girl with a tilted head, Beth whispered into her ear to what had happened a few minutes ago.

Dawn also had also gotten informed by Gwen on what happened for every girl to start hating Ezekiel.

"Oh no he didn't, but that so rude!" Lindsay gasped before glaring at Naruto and Ezekiel, she huffed her checks and placed her hands on her hips.

Dawn was glaring at Naruto but out of confusion instead of anger as while she could not fully read his aura, she could glance at piece of it and understood that he and Ezekiel are nothing alike.

she walked up to the blonde and asked him a question. "Naruto, are you a misogynist?"

"The hell is a misogynist?" Naruto asked, clearly confused by what a misogynist is because he had never heard that word before.

He had only learned a few of the world's languages and the most basic understanding of its history.

he never really read deeper into its history as he was too busy trying to understand his new job and preparing for the show.

"It means someone who believes that women are inferior in every way to a man." dawn said with a slight frown.

Naruto stared at her for a minute before he started laughing his ass off at the absurdity of Dawn statement.

He honestly did not believe those kinds of people existed as it went against his whole precognition of the world and his own philosophy.

"that's a good joke there, dawn. I did not realize you could be such a prankster!" Naruto chuckled a little before he saw the unmoving face of dawn, he realized that dawn was kidding and was telling the truth. "You can't be serious right now?"

Dawn nodded and pointed at the home-schooled boy. "He said that women are inferior to male in every way." Naruto froze before looking towards the boy before he placed his books.

He walked towards the home-schooled boy with a clench fist and an increasingly blank expression.

"Ezekiel, can you…enlighten me on how women are inferior to males?" Naruto asked with a blank expression, angry at the thought that such people really existed in this world.

"Well, my dad told me that women only belong at the kitchen and are very we-." Ezekiel tried to explain himself before Naruto had abruptly grabbed his mouth and lifted him up.

Ezekiel tried to get himself free, but the man hands were like a steel grip, he could not even shake this man hand at all.

many campers soon walked back as an intense aura formed around Naruto body, it was if an angry tiger had taken up from his slumber and was ready to kill.

Chris was walking towards the mess-hall while he whistled, everything was going just as he had planned.

The interns had already placed the totems in various hiding places and the crew was already to film everything. He just needs to start the challenge and get everyone on track.

He was feeling damn good about he stood right now; he stood just a few feet away from the mess-hall before he heard a loud bang coming from a top.

he looked up and saw someone thrown out of the mess-hall from the roof, the kid landed on a boulder and from the looks of it, broke all his bones.

Chris stared at the camper for a few second before rushing towards the mess-hall to understand what was happening over there.

He came in and saw shocked campers and an angry Naruto, flinched once he saw his eyes.

It was no longer blue but a deep crimson red, the slit pupils made him more beastly than ever.

Chris wanted to ask what had happened but decided that it was the best idea to shut up and wait till things calmed down.

Naruto finally calmed down from his anger, he took the cookbook and left the mess-hall.

No one really spoke for a few seconds until Chris finally had enough of the silence and asked something.

"Okay, who the hell can tell me what happened a few minutes ago?" Chris said as he looked at the mess-hall, waiting for someone to answer his question.

"Well, things all started when we were discussing what the challenge would and..." Tyler told Chris, he listened to Tyler story and nodded many times as thing were starting to make sense.

It was not until the final part that Chris facepalm at Ezekiel stupidity.

"Alright campers, you guys now have...6 hours of free time before you have to meet me at the campfire." Chris said before he walked off to talk to Naruto about what just happened.

"Wait Chris, what about the challenge?" Courtney stopped Chris in his tracks as he looked back at her.

"Oh, well since Ezekiel is incapacitated. there will be no challenge since there is now enough of you to form teams." Chris said as he walked away before anyone could stop him.

The campers look amongst each other, wondering who would become their teammates or enemies in a few moments.

There were only campers who did not have their minds on the competition and something else.

'Oh my god, he looked soooo hot when he was angry...I think I got a little wet from that experience." Lindsay thought to herself as he recalled the angry looks that Naruto had.

She did not know why but she found herself very aroused by it and could not help but form pictures of well...adult things.

Lindsay blushed up a storm when she thought of all the things he could do to her, Lindsay snapped away from her thoughts as Beth called out to her.

"Lindsay! are you okay, your face is all red!" Beth asked worriedly but Lindsay waved it off as it was nothing.

Beth looked concerned with Lindsay but did not say anything because it was not really her business.

Dawn had been strangely super quiet as she looked up at the cracked rooftop made by Naruto before she looked down at her legs, one could almost see a pink tint on her cheeks before she walked out of the mess-hall and ran towards the bathroom.

It had been 6 hours since the accident, many campers were now sitting in the tree stool while others stood around the fireplace.

only one of them was in a full bandage and in a wheelchair, they stood still and waiting for the host to arrive and announce the teams.

The host himself was currently walking towards the campfire with chef and Naruto, who had finally come out of his crib after chef had to force him by using his contract as a threat.

"So, brat. mind telling why the misogyny thing got you so worked up?" Chef worriedly asked his co-worker; he does not like misogyny one bit but even he was surprised at the anger Naruto had towards it.

"Well, you guys know I come from a war-torn country. right?" Naruto asked, now using that half-lie as his backstory, to which chef and Chris nodded to.

"Anyone from male to female, ages ranging from 13 to older were all soldier in my country. We made to fight against any kind of threat to our safety and stability. no one really discriminated against anyone because everyone was a warrior, and we were already to sacrifice ourselves for our people." Chris looked shocked at the situation of Naruto country while chef silently nodded, he had always thought he was a child soldier, and this story proved it.

"The reason I find misogyny so stupid is that it tramps upon the efforts of other and their own sacrifices just because of something they couldn't control, I have seen many female warriors who lost loved one but still kept on going. I have seen many who have sacrificed themselves in the arms of battle to save their comrades, they are by no means weak or inferior to male in any way possible." chef nodded to Naruto statement as he had seen a fair share of female soldiers who was as good as male soldiers and sometimes even better than most.

"I may not know much about the history of other countries, but I know damn well that their probably lots of women who have help advance many areas of great help like medicine or technology." Naruto said with clench fist.

"Spending your life to help other is the greatest form of sacrifice anyone could do, and they should all be treated with respect for it!" chef and Chris were surprised by the sheer conviction in Naruto eyes.

"Man, you really don't like misogyny at all." Chris said as he looked at Naruto, he did not care about it because it was not really causing him any problems and it was not his business to stick his nose in other people's problems.

"Well, I was basically raised by females since I didn't very good male roles models." Naruto said as he sweatdropped when he remembered the horrible situation of his male role models.

both Chris and chef raised an eyebrow at the blonde man words, they both looked at each other before Chris looked back at Naruto. "How bad were they anyways?"

"Like you would not believe. I had three male role models; one was my schoolteacher. he was a closed pervert who had stacks of pornos hidden in his house and he was very shorted tempered. I always got in trouble with him because I was bad student, but he always took care of me in my time of need, so he was good man but not a good role model."

"Next up was my team leader, this man was basically the opposite of my schoolteacher because he was an open pervert who openly read porn out in the open and would be lazy about everything from walking to training us." Chris and chef look shocked at that man's audacity, reading porn out in the open meant he was either a weird pervert or someone who did not care about anyone opinion.

"The last is my godfather, this man was definitely the worst." Naruto sighed as he remembers his godfather, he may have loved the man, but damn was he terrible at being a godfather and his career as a writer was really something else.

"Oh, come on, he can't possibly be that much worse than the other two. can he?" chef asked with raised eyebrows.

"Oh, you would not believe how bad he was, he self-proclaimed himself as the one and only super pervert!" chef and Chris were once again shocked, that title was a very bold one and needed someone who had no trace of shame to call themselves that.

"Hell! I met the guy when he was peeping on some girls in the hot springs and not only that. the man wrote the very same porn that my team leader was reading." Naruto groaned as he dragged his hands across his face.

The two co-workers did not know how to feel about the guy because he was both the bravest person and the weirdest person they had heard of.

"Man with male role models like those, no wonder you said you were raised by women!" Chris said, shocked by the pure absurdity of the man's male role models.

"I know right, at least my female role models were fine. well, 2 of them." Chris and chef eyes widened, there cannot be another one as bad as those three.

"She wasn't a pervert like those three, but she was a major alcoholic who liked to gamble a lot. When I first met her, she was flat out broke because of gambling and really needed major help. it was also there that I found out she was godmother." both Chris and Chef stopped walking and stared at the man before them, they stared up and down. searching as if he had something hidden from them.

"Are you sure you're mentally stable, cause if you need help. me and chef got you dude." Chris asked worriedly with chef nodding right next to him.

"Yeah, I got a good therapist I know of. He helps me through my PTSD that I got from the military and helps me re-enter society. if you need it, I got you." The chef pulled out his phone and showed Naruto someone's number.

"Yeah, bro. you don't need to hide it from us, we got your back." Chris walked towards Naruto and patted him on the shoulder.

"It alright guys, I had 2 amazing role models to keep same sane from all the mess." Naruto smiled at the care Chef and Chris gave him.

it was genuinely nice and comforting that he could still find friends in this new home of his.

"Well, don't keep us waiting. tell us about these ladies, cause they must be amazing if they were able to keep you sane from the mess that is your life." Chef said as he pated Naruto on the back.

"Well, their names were Ayame and Shizune. the best sisters I could have ever asked for..." Naruto smiled as the three walked towards the campfire.

Naruto continued with his stories about his childhood and how his two sisters had taken exceptional care of them.

It was until they made it to the campfire that Naruto stopped talking about his past and stood next to Chris as he went up the campers and stood before a metal bin.

"Alright campers, as you know. we had to change something up because of recent events." the host said as the campers looked at Naruto before looking back at the now immobile Ezekiel.

"First, is that Ezekiel is out of the show. chef, will you do the honors." the cook nodded and wheeled the Ezekiel out of the campfire and down to the dock of shame,

chef stopped at the boat before he shoved Ezekiel out of the wheelchair and onto the boat, he was not going to deal with the whole complication of putting the wheelchair man onto a boat. He drove away from the island and into the mist.

"Now, to the second order of business. the teams, Naruto will ready out your names and sort you into teams." the host said as he gave Naruto two cards that listed the teams.

"Bridgette, Courtney, Gwen, Trent, Tyler, Owen, Justin, Harold, Izzy, Eva, Noah. you guys will stand to the right, your team's name is...really screaming gophers? you could not have gone with anything better like roaring grizzles or the prideful redwing." Naruto said to Chris with raised eyebrows, which could not have been the best name Chris could produce.

"Hey, screaming gopher is a great name! and you should be talk, your name literally means fishcakes." Chris yelled at Naruto for insulting his name-making skills.

"Get your translation correct! cause my name means Maelstrom! you idiot!" Naruto angrily yelled at Chris; he hated it when people think his name means fishcake.

"My translation is Correct! you just can't accept the truth!" Chris yelled back at Naruto.

"It means maelstrom!"

"Fishcake!"

"Maelstrom!"

"Oh, would you two shut already! just get back to listing the names. I want to get my beauty sleep!" heather yelled at the two bickering idiots.

She was so tired for the day and just wanted to go sleep.

The host and the counselor stopped arguing and grumbled under their breath.

"Yeah, whatever fine. all right next team." Naruto said as he went back to naming the teams.

"Heather, Lindsay, Beth, Lashawna, Cody, Geoff, DJ, Sadie, Katie, Duncan, dawn. your team's name will be...killer bass? really man?" Naruto said he looked back at Chris, the host did not answer and looked away with crossed hands.

"Alright campers, gophers will get east cabin, and bass will get the west cabins. all should unpack your stuff and get ready for tomorrow cause the next morning, you will get your first actual challenge!" the host said to the Campers as they nodded.

they were all very tired from this long day and just wanted to rest so they could be at their tip-top shape once the actual challenge starts.

"Bunk beds, really. oh, come on, they could not at least give us single beds." heather growled as she stared at the old cabin with four bunks beds laid before them. This was too...childish for her.

"Oh, cool your jets heather. it just bunks beds, beside they probably did it to give us more room so stop your complaining." Lashawna said, getting tired of the bratty persona heather had even though she was in the same situation with everyone.

"Oohh, I always wanted bunks beds, but my parent never wanted to give me for some reason." Lindsay said, she had always wanted a bunk bed with someone but could not cause her parents would not allow it.

"I wonder why that is. cutie bear, can you figure out why." Lashawna asked the nature girl next to her, dawn looked at Lindsay before answering Lashawna.

"It seemed that her parents were worried that she might hit her forehead if she got a bunkbed." dawn said to Lashawna, having pieced things together after gathering intel from Lindsay aura.

The sister looked at the blonde bombshell for a moments before understanding their reason. She may not have known Lindsay for long, but she knew that Lindsay was not exactly the most brilliant person in this camp.

"Beatrice, want to bunk beds with me." Lindsay as Beth, the brunette did not really care about Lindsay mistaking her name since it been a reoccurring moment since Lindsay got here.

"I would love that, Lindsay." Beth said as she started to unpack her stuff with Lindsay, many of the other girls started to bunk up with others.

"Sadie, let try to do a make up on our bunk bed!" Katie said, she brought many items from her bag.

"Oh my god, I was thinking the same. let use pink as our main color." Sadie said as she helps Katie decorate their bunk bed to match their ascetics.

"Honey bear, do you want to bunk beds with me." Lashawna asked dawn who nodded since Lashawna was one of the few people that she had a nice relationship on this island.

"That good then, I can probably ask the blonde idiot to fix my bunkbed and turn into a nicer bed." heather said as she liked the way things were going, she was not going to keep the bunkbed at all. It was simply an abomination in her eyes.

"Alright dude, how do you guys want to handle things." Geoff asked his male companies on how they should handle their sleeping arrangement.

"DJ, want to bunk with me?" Duncan asked the gentle giant.

"Sure, that's fine with me, bro." DJ nodded since there was nothing wrong with bunkering with Duncan.

"Alright then, that means me, and Cody are bunk buddies." Geoff said as he hung his arm around Cody.

"Wait, what should we do with the two other bunk beds?" Cody asked the guys as there were still two unused Bunk beds in their cabin.

The guys looked at the two other bunkbeds as they rubbed their chin.

They had not really thought of that since they just wanted to settle down and go to sleep, so they must have miscalculated and forgot that there were enough beds for everyone to use.

"Let just take them out and give ourselves more room." Duncan said as the guys nodded to that, they would not mind some extra room for themselves.

"I'm glad we get our own cabin with just us dudes, am I right guys?" Owen said as he laid his luggage down.

he paused a bit as he looked at the weird stares, he got from everyone and thought about what he said.

"That's not what I mean! I like chicks! I just don't want to sleep near them! no wait I mean-." Owen tried to explain himself before Noah had placed a hand on his shoulder.

"It alright, big guy. we kind of understand your thoughts so it's fine." Noah said as he comforts the big guy before he pulled into a crushing hug.

"Oh, thank god! I was so embarrassed." Owen said as the guys just chuckled at it.

"Alright, let get partners to bunk with." Trent said as everyone nodded.

"Oh, I got Noah as my bunk mate. you okay with that buddy." Owen asked as he looked down at the bookworm, Noah nodded as he was fine with it.

"Trent, want to bunk with me dude?" Tyler asked the musician who nodded.

Justin watched as everyone got into duos before he looked at Harold.

"Want to have separate beds?" Justin asked, and Harold thought about it for a few minutes before nodding.

"Man, today was stressful." Gwen said as she laid her stuff down next to her bed and talked to her partner, Bridgette.

"Tell me about, everything about this place screams danger. I'm pretty sure I saw rats in the mess-hall." Bridgette said as she shivered about the thoughts of rats running around the mess-hall, she hoped that she was just imagining it.

"I hate this camp so much; I'm going to have a word with Chris about this." Courtney said as she looked at the broken bed before her, she was losing her cool as she spent more time on this camp.

Two of the bunk beds had broken under the slightest pressure and now she had no place to sleep.

it was not much of a surprise that they broke because of the look of it, they were antiques and were waiting to fall apart.

"Good luck trying, he'll probably just ignore it." Eva said as she places her dumbbells under her beds so that no one can accidentally bump into them, Izzy was also putting her luggage next to Eva since they were bunkmates.

"Yeah, you should go find whiskers. I'm pretty sure he be the only one that listens to your complaints." Izzy said, everyone agreed with her as only Naruto would really listen to any of their problems.

"Your right, Naruto is probably the only decent person that would listen to me in the crew." Courtney sighed as everyone was right.

"The man is cool in my books, especially after what he did to Ezekiel." Eva chuckled as she remembered the battered form of Ezekiel as he left the island.

She did not like misogyny one bit because they were always the ones going against her for everything and thought her lifestyle was wrong.

they wanted her to change everything about her and change to be a 'true woman'. Like that will ever happen.

Naruto looked at the two cabins, he came back here to make sure everything was going smoothly. "Everything is fine, I was worried for nothing." he said before he was about to head back to his crib.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Naruto stopped at his tracks and moved at high speeds to the direction of the sounds, he arrived at the doorstep of the female bass cabin.

He kicked open the door and rushed in, greeted by a screaming Lindsay and the other girls covering their ears.

"What happened! I heard a scream and came as fast as I could!" Naruto looked around the room and tried to find anything that could hurt the girls before Lindsay trembly pointed to somewhere.

Naruto looked at what she was pointing at and saw a cockroach.

"Really?" Naruto relaxed his nerves and looked towards the blonde who could only nod tremble, Naruto sighed and grabbed the cockroach.

He walked outside and saw the other campers rushing towards him.

"Naruto, what happened. we heard a scream." Courtney asked worriedly.

"It fine, it was just a cockroach that scared Lindsay." Naruto said as he showed the Brunette girl, Courtney pulled herself back a little bit in disgust.

Naruto could see that she did not like bugs, so he jumped out of the cabin and let go of the cockroach.

"Alright campers, everything is fine. just go back to your cabins and go to sleep." Naruto said as many campers nodded and went back into their cabins.

Naruto walked back into the female bass cabin and was surprised to find Courtney still there.

"Do you need anything, Courtney?" Naruto asked as the girl fidget around, worried that the man might not agree to her request before she finally got the courage and asked.

"My bed is broken; can you get a new one for me?" Courtney said as she prayed that he would say yes to her request.

"Oh, is that all? Sure, I will get you a new bed after I am finished here. is that fine with you?" Naruto said Courtney had thought about it and nodded as she could wait for a few more minutes.

Naruto walked past her and went back into the cabin to see how the bass girls were doing.

"Are you girl fine in there." Naruto asked, to which many nodded.

"Yeah, sugar cube. we're fine but our ears are hurting like hell." Lashawna said as the girls rubbed their ears while Lindsay laughed nervously.

"Sorry about, lacy. I was just so scared of the bug, and I just screamed." Lindsay said.

"It's fine, Lindsay. Do not worry; we were all scared. it was not entirely your fault." dawn said as she tried to comfort Lindsay, even though she herself was not scared of the bug at all.

"Thanks for that, daisy." Lindsay smiled as she received a part of the back from dawn.

"Speak for yourselves, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be deaf for a few days." heather said as he was very much annoyed by the blonde bombshell scream.

"Oh, be quiet, heather. stop trying to blame the poor girl, it was a normal reaction anyways." Lashawna said she was getting annoyed by heather constant rube remarks.

The two girls entered a fierce staring competition as neither really liked the other.

"Okay, I think that's enough for one day. how about you all just get ready to sleep." Naruto said to the two girls, they looked at each other and huffed before walking away.

Naruto sighed and left the room; it did not even get a second of free time before Duncan walked up to him.

"Hey, Naruto. can I ask you a question?" Duncan asked as he walked towards him.

Naruto raised an eyebrow but nodded, nonetheless. "Sure, what you need."

"Well, our cabin has two extra beds, and we were wonder if we can take them out to make some room for ourselves." Duncan said, Naruto thought about it before nodding.

"Sure, I don't see what wrong with it." Naruto said, since there was nothing with making some space for the boys and he also needed the beds anyways to switch with Courtney.

Naruto walked with Duncan towards his cabin to help move out the beds.

"So, which beds do you guys want to get rid of?" Naruto said as he stared at the four campers.

"Well, we only need two bunkbeds anyways, so we decided to keep one on each side of the room to divide the room into two and give enough space for ourselves and our partners." Geoff said as he pointed to one on each side of the room.

Naruto nodded and picked up the bed on the right and dragged it outside before coming back to get the other one. The boys stared in shock at the man's display of strength.

(confession)

"Seriously, how strong is that guy?" Duncan asked, he had been wondering just how strong that blonde man was since he met him.

the man seemed to unlimited strength with everything he done.

Naruto dragged one of the beds towards the Gophers cabin and saw Courtney on the front porch waiting.

"Hey, Courtney. I got you your 'new' bed." Courtney looked happy at her new bed, even if it were old, because that means she would not have to sleep on the cold floor for tonight.

"Thank you so much, Naruto." Courtney said but Naruto just waved it off and placed the bed down before walking towards the female gopher's cabin to take away the two broken bunk beds to make room for the 'new' one.

It took him a few minutes, but he got it done with ease and was on his way to his two-story house for some good night's sleep.

hey, I'm back.

thanks again for all the support everyone been giving.

I'm here to address some of the issue people might have with the story right now.

1. dawn, I put her in the show because she my favorite character in the entire series and I just wanted to included very early on.

2. I'm sorry about how the misogyny thing lasted, I just wanted to get inside naruto head and see how he would react to what Ezekiel said. sorry if I wrote to much about it.

3. naruto strength. when I first made the story, I didn't have much thought about naruto power. I just though it might have been cool if naruto had super strength in total drama, i didn't put much though in how he would use his power and just wanted it to be a convenient to him to have.

4. the team. i just chose randomly so i cause cause more chaos, sorry if you don't like it.

that's all for today and I hope you liked the chapter.

goodbye.