A/N: Quick Update, Remember what I said about Death Battle decided to stop having fights ending in a draw ever since DP VS Pinkie and I would exclude them from my book, well I thought very VERY wrong since Scooby VS Courage and it ended with both of them being alive still because of toon force and a lot of insane abilities that the fight is endless and neither of them couldn't died, but SOMEONE has to die and sure enough someone did and they brought in Eustace to play and got trapped in the demonic box. So yeah, I'm changing my ways around a bit and bring the episodes that ends in a tie expect for Justin VS Rebecca because that is by far my LEAST favorite episode of Death Battle and their songs is killing my head just thinking about it.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these series! They belong respectfully to their rightful owners and companies.

Super Mario is owned by Nintendo

Dangaronpa is owned by Kazutaka Kodaka and Spike Chunsoft

DEATH BATTLE is owned by Rooster Teeth


(Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)

Kazuo played the next episode and a new advertisement called Audible is mentioned. After the ad, the introduction shows the audiences an Italian man in red and blue riding a green dinosaur through a grassy area while avoiding red and white plant creatures.

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures. Like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.

Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.

"A brown walking mushroom against a turtle in a green shell makes this matchup an odd one." Kyoko commented

"That "Goomba" who is a mushroom giving a gloomy look disgusts me." Toko said in a irritated tone

"And the Koopa turtle is plain looking to me." Tsumugi commented

Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.

"And the two has their fair share of commons in the Mushroom Kingdom." Nagito noted

"Point taken." Hajime agreed

Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

"As far we know for these two, the Goomba and the Koopa are both from the Super Mario franchise which they are the first and second characters to be used in Death Battle and they both made their first appearances in Super Mario Bros. NES in 1985." Chiaki explained

The first contestant of Mario's enemies is a walking brown mushroom with legs, fangs and a grumpy face.


GOOMBA

(Cues: Melty Molten Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy)

Wiz: The Goombas used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of Bowser's vast army.


BASIC COMBAT STRATEGIES

Charges into Opponents

Not Very Strong

Can "Headbonk" as well

Adapts Well to various Environments

Useless Fangs


Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents.

"Really? Just walk directly to someone and that's all they got?!" Leon replied as he was expecting more from the Goombas.

"Definitely the worst dumbest fucking strategy to ever think of." Mondo commented in disappointment

"Hold your comments, we shouldn't be giving our thoughts right now before they analyze more of their capabilities." Kiyotaka informed as Chiaki nodded at his statement.

"Mm-hm, that's true. It is worth noting that the Goombas are more than meets the eye." Kokichi added

Boomstick: While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm saying.

"Ughhh... that's a horrible way of putting it Boomstick." Mahiru groaned at Boomstick's punchline

"Agreed, he's the worst of making puns sometimes." Tenko agreed

Boomstick: Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?

"My guess is speaking, kissing, singing, breathing some air or something." Nagito speculated

"Those are some possibilities into explaining why would they have mouths." Hajime conceded


GOOMBA'S SHOE

Gives Jumping Ability

Cannot be Pierced by Spikes or Spines

Also called "Kuribo's Shoe"

Can be Stolen Easily


Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba's Shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet in the air.

Most of the audiences like Chihiro and Usami giggled of how silly it is, but also find it cute for a Goomba to stuff themselves inside a shoe.


PARAGOOMBA WINGS

Enables Slow Flight

Better Suited for Hovering

Easily Clipped

Can Drop Micro-Goombas as Living Bombs

Baby Killers (This nearly shocked everyone)


Wiz: Goombas can also sprout wings, becoming Paragoombas, capable of barely sustained flight.

"And you thought Goombas were the weakest of the shits. Not at all if they soaring through the air with wings like a badass!" Monokid exclaimed

Boomstick: And when flying, the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!

"NO IT DOES NOT!" Tenko and Mahiru yelled in anger that the Goombas are going that far into doing something unspeakable.

"Using infants as weapons only to sacrifice them... that is just too cruel." Sonia stated in sadness

"That is some fucked up shit bro!" Mondo scolded

"Exactly right bro! This is one of the lines we do not cross and these inconceivable Goombas are doing what is necessary to them to complete their task especially by sacrificing newborn infants!" Kiyotaka assured

Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been known to accomplish the impossible.

What everyone at Hope's Peak Academy sees is plain ridiculous with no explanation.


TELEKINESIS POWERS?

Can Use Baseball Bats Without Hands or Arms

Not Really, They're just Weird Like That...


Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands? Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!

"They have magic?!" Himiko wondered in excitement

Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.

Boomstick: Well then, how's it holding it?!

"This is just getting weirder and weirder." Makoto commented

"Frankly, yes. This episode must be an uncanny one." Kyoko added

Wiz: Goombas are unwaveringly brave, never backing down from a fight and always ferociously charging into battle without hesitation. Though, sometimes their stubborn courage can backfire.

Boomstick: Yeah, you'd think it would stop walking when impending death is directly in front of it.

Nearly everyone could not believe the Goombas are the most dumbest creatures in existence of the Mushroom Kingdom and the fact they're rebelling against their own kind via the Toads, who are also mushrooms but different.

Wiz: After dissecting a... voluntary Goomba myself, I discovered its brain to be less than half the size of an acorn, proving what we've always known.

Boomstick: Goombas are fuckin' morons.

"The most obvious fact about these sad sack sucking fuckers." Miu remarked

"It's only naturally these guys don't give any shits for what happens to them." Kokichi added

Nearly everyone has their slight negativity on the Goomba for being the most dumbest creature of the Mushroom Kingdom, but ultimately they are somewhat useful in their own rights despite their strategies.

The second contestant and another of Mario's enemies is a yellow turtle with a green shell and has green shoes.


KOOPA

(Cues: Castle Theme - New Super Mario Bros. Wii)

Wiz: Bowser's second most common foot soldier is the Koopa Troopa, the Turtle Warrior.

Boomstick: Like Ninja Turtles!?

Wiz: No, not Ninja Turtles.

Boomstick: Aww...

"I wanna see a ninja turtle." Kokichi said in disappointment as ninja turtles does sound awesome to him as well as Masaru and Gonta

Wiz: While the Goombas are the backbone, the Koopas are prevalent enough to have Bowser's army named the "Koopa Troop".

"Sounds reasonable when there's a whole bunch of them in Bowser's back and call." Nagito asserted

"Still I said they're more essential than having a bunch of fungus who are just sitting ducks." Kazuichi noted


PARATROOPA WINGS

Enables Slow Flight

Decent Aerial Control

Easily Clipped

Not Exactly The Best Flyers (Some would consider a better flyer than a Paragoomba)


Boomstick: Koopas have their own set of Paratroopa wings that can fly for several minutes with no problem.

"At least they are decent about themselves." Kirumi said


OTHER SKILLS

Various Sports

Running Banks

Creating Seaside Resorts

Go-Kart Racing

Running Safaris

Forming Lame Gangs


Wiz: Koopas are also fairly skilled in Tennis, Baseball, Basketball, and Go-kart driving.

Boomstick: Are you sure it's not a Ninja Turtle?

"Some of them might be." Chiaki assured as based her knowledge, she knows some would form a gang and consider themselves into ninja turtles instead of being a normal ordinary Koopa.

"Never thought the Koopas would specialized in multiple talents." Nagito motioned

Most are impressed with the variety of talents that the Koopas is capable of doing. Teruteru imagine them of becoming a chef much like himself, Nekomaru pictured one for being a team manager like him, Aoi thought of one becoming a swimmer pro like herself and Kiyotaka wondered if one of them had a strong moral and becomes a moral compass just like him.


KOOPA SHELL

Extremely Durable

Withstands Over 200 Ibs

Demolishes Anything that is Destrucible

Bounces off Walls

Comes in a Variety of Collectible Colors


Wiz: Their best offense is also their finest defense: the Koopa shell, made of a tough steel-like substance capable of withstanding over 200 pounds of pressure.

"That shell is tough to crack and it would take someone with just a little amount of strength to smash it." Shuichi noted

"I bet Gonta can crush it as he was like opening up an egg." Kokichi stated

"Yeah you right, but Gonta never break turtle's shell not even hurt turtles." Gonta replied

Boomstick: As an offensive weapon, the Koopa shell can destroy almost anything. It's a living torpedo of pain!

Seeing a chubby man named Mario is using the shell as a weapon, Akane thought how fun it will be when she have one of those

"I'll be throwing a bunch of them all day long in game of dodgeball." Akane grinned

Wiz: There seems to be a common misconception that it takes Mario two hits to kill a Koopa. Actually, it only takes one. There just happens to be this durable shell in the way. However, this leads to the Koopa's greatest weakness. When Mario jumps on a Koopa's back, rather than retaliating, it retreats into its shell. Why?

"Because they're scared to fight back and gets pounded on the head?" Kazuichi guessed

Boomstick: 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies!

"Haha! Sounds about right for those couple of fucking amateurs. Good one Boomshit." Miu remarked

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The Koopas are cowards, afraid to face a dangerous foe. Some run from danger, but most just hide in their thick shells.

"One question I'm concern about is why do they even join their king if they're just being pussies and saving their own asses?" Fuyuhiko wondered

"Bowser use of what he can find and that's why even if they're low on muscle." Chiaki replied

Boomstick: Then again, if I were carrying an impenetrable fortress on my back and some large Italian man was trying to murder me, I'd probably hide in it, too.

"Me three dude. I'm just low-life guy who isn't ready to kill on the field." Yasuhiro agreed on Boomstick's statement

"There's no denying of what you are." Aoi remarked in sigh

Wiz: But you'd think as soon as Mario picked up the shell, it would a perfect time to counterattack, right? And even when they're flying after a good kick, they refuse to stick their feet out and stop themselves.

A Koopa is bouncing back and forth between two walls continuously without stopping in it's own shell. Most felt sorry for it, some would find it funny and the rest had no reactions.

Boomstick: Well... eh... ah, yeah, you're right, they're bitches.

To the audiences, the Koopa is slightly more essential in Bowser's army thanks to their proper defense, the Koopa shell and they're skilled in many talents which they might use to gain a slight edge. The only downside is that it's a coward, so it's possible it might delay victory or lose early in battle.


Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!


THE VOTES

Makoto Naegi: KOOPA

Kyoko Kirigiri: KOOPA

Byakuya Togami: KOOPA

Aoi Asahina: GOOMBA

Yasuhiro Hagakure: KOOPA

Toko Fukawa: KOOPA

Sayaka Maizono: KOOPA

Mukuro Ikusaba: KOOPA

Leon Kuwata: GOOMBA

Chihiro Fujisaki: GOOMBA

Mondo Owada: GOOMBA

Kiyotaka Ishimaru: KOOPA

Hifumi Yamada: GOOMBA

Celestia Ludenberg: GOOMBA

Sakura Ogami: KOOPA

Junko Enoshima: KOOPA

Hajime Hinata: KOOPA

Kazuichi Soda: GOOMBA

Sonia Nevermind: KOOPA

Akane Owari: GOOMBA

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: KOOPA

The Imposter: GOOMBA

Teruteru Hanamura: KOOPA

Mahiru Koizumi: GOOMBA

Peko Pekoyama: GOOMBA

Ibuki Mioda: KOOPA

Hiyoko Saionji: GOOMBA

Mikan Tsumiki: KOOPA

Nekomaru Nidai: KOOPA

Gundham Tanaka: KOOPA

Nagito Komaeda: GOOMBA

Chiaki Nanami: KOOPA

Shuichi Saihara: KOOPA

Himiko Yumeno: GOOMBA

Maki Harukawa: KOOPA

Rantaro Amami: GOOMBA

Kaede Akamatsu: KOOPA

Ryoma Hoshi: GOOMBA

Kirumi Tojo: KOOPA

Angie Yonaga: KOOPA

Tenko Chabashira: KOOPA

Korekiyo Shinguji: GOOMBA

Miu Iruma: GOOMBA

Gonta Gokuhara: KOOPA

Kokichi Oma: KOOPA

Kaito Momota: GOOMBA

Tsumugi Shirogane: KOOPA

K1-B0: KOOPA

Komaru Naegi: GOOMBA

Genocide Jack: GOOMBA

Haiji Towa: KOOPA

Hiroko Hagakure: GOOMBA

Monaca Towa: KOOPA

Kotoko Utsugi: GOOMBA

Masaru Daimon: GOOMBA

Jataro Kemuri: KOOPA

Nagisa Shingetsu: KOOPA

Yuta Asahina: GOOMBA

Taichi Fujisaki: KOOPA

Izuru Kamakura: KOOPA

Kyosuke Munakata: KOOPA

Ryota Mitarai: KOOPA

Natsumi Kuzuryu: GOOMBA

Sato: GOOMBA

Jin Kirigiri: KOOPA

Chisa Yukizome: KOOPA

Daisaku Bandai: GOOMBA

The Great Gozu: KOOPA

Kazuo Tengan: KOOPA

Seiko Kimura: GOOMBA

Sonosuke Izayoi: KOOPA

Koichi Kizakura: GOOMBA

Miaya Gekkogahara: KOOPA

Ruruka Ando: GOOMBA

Juzo Sakakura: KOOPA

Monokuma: KOOPA

Usami: GOOMBA

Kurokuma: GOOMBA

Shirokuma: KOOPA

Monokid: GOOMBA

Monosuke: GOOMBA

Monodam: KOOPA

Monophanie: GOOMBA

Monotaro: KOOPA

GOOMBA: 36

KOOPA: 48

This was a tricky one to decide because these two have several advantages over the other. Offense Vs. Defense. Stupidity Vs. Cowardice. Putting those traits aside, the Koopa might have the slight advantage to pull a win against the Goomba.


DEATH BATTLE

(Cues: Super Mario Land Remix)

The scene they saw is a large grassy field as Koopa emerges from a Warp Pipe and calmly walks through the field until he had stumble upon a lone Goomba.

Which one of Mario's weakest common enemies is the strongest?

FIGHT!

(Cues: Bowser, Great Koopa King - Super Mario)

The Koopa and the Goomba both sprout wings, becoming the Paratroopa and the Paragoomba. They take to the air and fly into each other 4 times.

"Okay, I wasn't expect the fight to go somewhere a little intense." Leon remarked

After flying in a circle, the Koopa tries to hit the Goomba by retracting into it's shell performing a spin attack and rockets foward. As the Goomba smiles, the Koopa ricochets off a wall and hits the Goomba, who falls under a Thwomp, which he manages to avoid. He also avoids 3 more Thwomps, but gets hit again by the Koopa, who is squashed under a fifth Thwomp.

"Ohhhh, that's gotta hurt!" Aoi assured

"Is it already over?" Yasuhiro wondered

"No, it's soon to call it a victory." Kyoko replied in anticipation

"It's not over until the announcer says K.O! The Koopa is still alive!" Kiyotaka informed

The Goomba lands near a cannon, followed by the Koopa. As they both fly up, the cannons fire at them both.

As they dodge the cannonballs and Bullet Bills, they trade a few blows. The Koopa tries to hit the Goomba using the trick he tried earlier, but misses and continuously ricochets off the walls again. When he stops, six Bullet Bills fly up, but the Goomba stops them by dropping Micro-Goombas onto them (Much to most audience's horror). After dodging two more Bullet Bills, the Goomba and Koopa are high in the air. As they fly into each other some more, a sun with an angry face attacks the Goomba and the Koopa. While the Koopa successfully evades the Sun, the Goomba is hit and lost its wings. Luckily, it lands in a Goomba's Shoe.

"The odds are now even." Gundham stated

"Talk about a fancy footwork." Koichi cackled

As the Koopa descends, the Goomba hops towards his opponent in the shoe. The Koopa hides under a line of breakable blocks as the Goomba hops on the Blocks above him. The Koopa tries to escape by flying to the right then quickly flying into the pipe, but the Goomba hits the Koopa, knocking him into the Pipe. The Goomba hops after the Koopa but gets attacked by a Piranha Plant emerging from the pipe.

"Remind me to not the check pipes after this." Toko suggested

"Right!" Komaru agreed

The Koopa, who lost his wings from the attack, comes out the other end of the pipe, to meet a group of Red Goombas who live underground. The Goomba appears and hits the Koopa, causing him to hide in his shell.

"What they're a bunch of red Goombas?!" Kazuichi gasped

"That's cheating! I thought this was a one on one match." Akane stated

"Apparently it is, but there's a term called "all's fair in love and war", and the Goomba usually never plays fair." Chiaki explained

As the Red Goombas dance victoriously, the Goomba spots a pool of Lava near the Koopa. The Goomba is now being encouraged by the Red Goombas as they chant him on to finish the job. Everyone thought the Goomba is going to win this since the Koopa isn't willing to fight back. The Goomba advances foward and kicks the shell towards the pit. Unfortunately for the Goomba, the pool of Lava is small enough for the Koopa to slide over it and hit a block, causing him to slide into the Goomba and the Red Goombas. Unfortunately, he also slides into a much larger pool of Lava, reducing him to a skeleton.

Double K.O!


RESULTS

After the battle, nearly everyone clapped and cheered for the fight. Most thought it suck in the end, it wasn't half bad as it turns out to be. It turn out to be better. Now for the results,

(Cues: Koopa's Road - Super Mario 64)

Boomstick: Oh man, I thought this was gonna suck! That was awesome! Who knew those little fuckers could fight like that?

"Clearly most of us didn't expect to go down that way. They were skilled and ferocious though." Jin noted

Wiz: The Goomba's arsenal proved effective enough, but its own stupidity became its downfall.

"Being dumb for not thinking so far ahead about the gap of lava lead the Goomba to its demise." Kokichi asserted

Boomstick: Then the Koopa wussed out and kept to the safety of his shell, not stopping in time to avoid the Giant Pool of Lava Death.

Wiz: Even the Koopa's tough shell can't protect it from fire.

Boomstick: You might say this battle really heated up in the end.

"It sure was!" Monokuma and the Monokubs said at once

Wiz: This battle is a draw.

Most has admitted it was more awesome rather than saying it's humiliating. Some are expecting some future episodes could also end in a draw. Let's hope the next one interests most of them.

Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!

The audiences see two largeless shirtless men with large muscles fighting and using wrestling moves duking out on each other as Kazuo played the next episode.


And that settles for this chapter. Hope you guys enjoyed it. Leave your comments down below about the chapter and let me know your thoughts on it.

I'll see you in the next chapter.

Next Time: Haggar VS Zangief