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Legend of Zelda and Mario are owned by Nintendo
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DEATH BATTLE is owned by Rooster Teeth
Kazuo pressed play for the next episode and after a small commercial the episode was about to begin.
(Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)
Wiz: Today we're pitting two of the most worthless damsels in distress against each other.
"I wouldn't say that they're worthless unless they are capable fighters in their own rights." Makoto corrected
"Noted. We should never judged a book by their covers." Kyoko agreed
Boomstick: If they're not getting kidnapped, they're always nagging at you to do stuff.
"Some might be nagging their heroes, every person is different in fact." Kiyotaka commented
Wiz: Princess Zelda, from the realm of Hyrule...
Boomstick: ...and Princess Peach, of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Two princesses who are just like me, hailing from two different kingdoms. I wonder what powers do they have?" Sonia wondered
"Me too and something tells me that they are the opposites of being damsels in distress." Kazuichi noted
Wiz: I'm Wiz and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
"Zelda is the titular character and the first to appeared from the Legend of Zelda franchise and Peach is the second character from the Super Mario franchise. Zelda along with Link made their first appearances in the Legend of Zelda for the NES in 1986 while Peach made her first appearance in the Super Mario Bros. for the NES in 1985."
The first contestant is a princess with a royal dress with purple and white colors, and she has pointy ears. There were many depictions of her having her hair blonde or brunette hair and she has a wise respective air around her.
ZELDA
(Cues: Ocarina of Time - Zelda's Lullaby *Orchestrated*)
BACKGROUND
Full Name: Zelda Hyrule, Princess of Destiny
Race: Hylian
7th Sage/Maiden
Descendant of the Goddess Hylia
Blessed with Wisdom of Nayru
Stubborn & Feisty
Noble & Wise (Much like Sonia)
Wiz: Being a descendant of the house of Hyrule, Princess Zelda has spent her entire life governing her kingdom. Despite having a king, the majority of royal decisions are actually made by her.
Most were interested in it, especially Sonia who was amazed at Zelda for doing all the managing in her kingdom.
"Talk about a new management." Koichi noted
"Yes, not every king has to govern their own kingdom." Jin agreed
"Right, it can be rare for someone with the politics and determination to uphold their kingdom instead of the king and Zelda just happens to be that kind." Chisa added
Boomstick: Talk about a control freak. And why do they let her get away with it? I mean, she's lost her kingdom to the forces of evil more times than I can count!
"I'm guessing the evil always target her kingdom and that can be an accurate reason behind it." Miaya noted
Wiz: Between being waited on hand and foot, Zelda has spent some time training with her modest arsenal.
WEAPONRY
Royal Sword
Dagger
Light Bow
- Weapon of Choice
Light Arrow
- Destroys Evil
- Can Even Damage Phantoms
Boomstick: Bows, magic, musical instruments. She also has a sword and dagger, but has little experience with them. Her weapon of choice is the bow, which she wields with deadly accuracy. Plus, she can use her magic to turn an ordinary arrow to the powerful Light Arrow, perfect for killing evil.
Sonia smiled at Zelda for not just being exceptional princess but also gifted with archery skills and magic which Himiko was amazed by it too.
"I must say, the light arrows destroying evil is the example of hope destroying despair." Nagito noted
"True, the Light Arrows are holy which it's capable of harming the Demon King Ganondorf, who can only be harmed by weapons that are holy in general." Chiaki explained
MAGIC
-Minor Telekinesis
-Prophetic Dreams
-One-Way Telepathy
-Farore's Wind
-Nayru's Love
-Din's Fire
-Healing Spells
Wiz: Speaking of which, Zelda is an incredibly potent spellcaster. While most of her magic is for use out of combat, she is more than capable of holding on her own. She can teleport with Farore's Wind, shield herself with Nayru's Love, and cast pyrokinetic projectiles with Din's Fire.
"Naturally, I would master Farore's Wind, so I can teleport out of danger." Himiko favored
"That's a wonderful spell to master Himiko!" Tenko agreed
"Nayru's Love is a glorious spell which can shield me from harm." Sonia said
"Din's Fire is the perfect spell to go all out and letting it rip!" Akane exclaimed
Boomstick: Also, she can talk... with dead people.
Wiz: Spirits.
Boomstick: Like Boos?
"The heck are Boos?" Hajime wondered
"Oh, they're ghosts from the Mario world who make their whimsical laughter." Chiaki noted
The next image they saw is a magical symbol of three golden triangles formed into a single triangle with one triangle on the left side glowing, while the other two are dull.
TRIFORCE OF WISDOM
1/3 of the Triforce
Enhances Magical Abilities
Leads Bearer to Wise Decisions
Protects Bearer from Evil
Creates Faultless Disguises
- Sheik of the Sheikah
- Tetra the Pirate Captain
(Cues Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Ballad of the Goddess)
Wiz: Zelda is also the bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, a testament to her astute mind. This greatly enhances her magical prowess and gives her the power to dispel evil. She is even skilled enough to create long-lasting disguises. She used the disguise of Sheik to evade Ganon's tyranny for over seven years.
Almost everyone could not help but be impressed by the Triforce of Wisdom which aided Zelda to evade capture for so long and granting some other powers for her as well.
"I must admit, the Triforce of Wisdom truly is formidable and only someone with a gifted intellect like Zelda could bear it." Kirumi noted
"Yes, that piece is logical and a powerful artitfact. It's no wonder why Zelda has proven worthy of her kingdom" Keebo agreed
"Creating disguises is an assassination skill which are fitting for infilitrating the enemy's hideouts." Maki added
"If she holds the piece of wisdom, what are the other two pieces?" Sonia wondered
"The other two pieces are courage and power. The Triforce of Courage is beared by Link and the Triforce of Power is beared by Ganondorf." Chiaki informed
Boomstick: Wait, that's a chick? But where's her, um...
"She's must be disguising herself to be someone else entirely." Leon remarked as some of the other audiences blushed at Boomstick's question.
"Don't you get any ideas now Boomstick you degenerate." Tenko demanded
Wiz: It SHOULD be noted however that the forms of Sheik and Tetra are nothing more than disguises, and abilities attributed to them would naturally be available to Zelda.
"I see, Zelda is more than a princess who is blessed with incredible magic powers, she is also a master in disguises as well." Sonia noted
"Right, being skilled in disguises doesn't mean you have different abilities." Kazuichi pointed out
Boomstick: Yeah, but why would you want to toss tiny needles at people when you can shoot fireballs with your mind?
"I know right I would do that to anyone, giving them a surprise attack!" Akane exclaimed
"It worth noting that her fireballs are very limited and thus does not need a lot of spamming." Chiaki corrected
FEATS
-Evaded Capture as Sheik for 7 Years (Most were impressed by this)
-Leader of the Seven Sages
-Never Questioned by Subjects
-Briefly Trained in Combat by Link
-Often Helps Finish off Ganon
-Usually Relies on Guardians & Sancturaries
Wiz: While Zelda is clever, mystically powerful, and helps battle Ganon when necessary, she repeatedly relies on the aid of others. Her success at avoiding capture can be largely attributed to her guardians and sanctuaries.
"Personally, I believe she's made Linky her main bitch and doing all the dirty work of destroying evil from the world." Kokichi remarked
"She is more akin of having him defeat Ganon during their final battle since he's wield the Master Sword, which it's capable of destroying the evil." Chiaki explained
Boomstick: She's really good at getting other people to dao stuff for her.
"Talk about being a slave driver." Mahiru said, making a frown expression
Wiz: Right, she is a master manipulator. She can always convince a naive young hero to do her dirty work for her with little or no reward.
"Sheesh, that guy at least deserves ONE." Yasuhiro noted
"It could be that or he doesn't want any awards at all after all the work he's done by helping her and saving the kingdom." Aoi remarked
Boomstick: How many times does this guy have to save you? Put out already!
"As many times as she needs saving when she's in trouble, you're very much welcome and it's getting old!" Kotomi answered
Link: You called for a hero, princess?
Zelda: Yes! But I guess you'll have to do.
Zelda was a wise, noble and capable princess which most of audiences can respect her reputation including Sonia. Himiko loves to learn and master Zelda's Farfore's Wind. Kirumi and Keebo were interested and eager to have the Triforce of Wisdom to build up their knowledge.
The next combatant is another princess, expect she has long blonde hair like Sonia, crown and blue eyes. She wore a pink puffy dress and long white gloves and her personality is being an air-head and meek. And this was the same princess who was mentioned back in a few episodes in Mario VS Sonic.
PEACH
(Cues: Princess Peach's Castle - Super Smash Bros. Melee)
Wiz: At first glance, Princess Peach appears to be your standard meek and helpless damsel-in-distress.
Boomstick: And that's pretty damn accurate.
"Surprisingly, she's far more than that, so you shouldn't judge a book by its cover." Chiaki noted
"I believe you, they're analyzing fighters and most of them are hiding their true colors hence Peach having to learn self-defense and not being so helpless after all." Hajime agreed
"Who named her 'Peach' after the fruits?! The mushroom guys?" Kazuichi wondered
"If you're referring to the Toads, then yes. Relatively speaking, she was named Princess Peach in Japan, but in America, she's was named Princess Toadstool." Chiaki answered
BACKGROUND
Full Name: Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom
Favors Technique Over Power
Classy & Graceful
Resourceful & Athletic
Generous to a Fault
Has been Playable in 39 of Her 57 Games
Boomstick: Being a member of the Royal Toadstool family, Peach spends most of her time getting herself kidnapped, or baking cakes in the kitchen like any good woman should.
"Oh brother..." Aoi said in groaning tone
"Guess we have a Ultimate but FAIL baker princess to be exact." Yasuhiro noted
"Can someone PLEASE teach this princess to learn self-defense so she can learn to protect herself and her kingdom?!" Kotomi demanded in annoyance expression
Wiz: Despite being a wealthy princess with a royal guard more than capable of defending the castle, she has been kidnapped over a dozen times.
"Ughhh... it just gets even lamer and lamer as she gets kidnapped over like a billion times." Hiyoko groaned
"That's rough, there should at least be more guards to defend her aside from Mario and Luigi." Nekomaru suggested
"In contrast, Zelda has only been kidnapped by Ganon only a small number of times." Sonia noted
Boomstick: Yet somehow, while still behind bars, she can send mail to Mario through outer space containing items and extra lives. Hey lady, next time, just send yourself!
"She's send Mario mails stealthliy while the guards aren't keeping an eye on her?" Taichi wondered
"Either be the guards are slacking offf or don't care to watch her do anything suspicious." Yuta said
"I'd say it be both." Tomohiko answered
Wiz: Peach is an incredibly athletic and capable fighter. She has participated in a variety of different sports, including soccer, basketball, and kart racing, and has survived every Mario Party. And as we've said before, Mario Party is no walk through the park.
"Trust me I know, we're all aware that the Mario Parties is of course a death trap." Kaito noted
"Again, I wouldn't even accept an invitation to those parties." Yasuhiro noted
WEAPONRY
-Tennis Racket
-Golf Club
-Frying Pan
-Turnips
-Can pluck from any location
-Perry the Parasol
-Can transform to suit terrain
-Can stun enemies
-Peach Bomber
Boomstick: Peach's unique array of weaponry includes a tennis racket, golf club, frying pan, and turnips! Which she can apparently pull out of her...
"Stop RIGHT there Boomstick! No need for you to dive deeper into you-know-what." Aoi halted
"She can pull turnips anywhere on the ground? How does it that work?" Hajime wondered
"She's likely using some form of magic to do so." Chiaki noted
Wiz: She ALSO wields Perry the Parasol, an umbrella capable of powerful strikes and magical properties.
Kotoko finds the umberlla to be adorabsly cute as she would referred calling it some things adorbs instead of just cute.
Boomstick: Oh, and one of her most valuable weapons is her ass!
"I'm sorry what?!" Tenko wondered as she was shocked to hear that
"Oh you heard him, Preachy is showing off that ass to everyone who just wants to rub their faces on it." Miu replied
"Yes, I'm getting all drooling just looking at that princess' bottoms." Teruteru gloated, his nose bleeding
"Can you please just stop with that already?" Nagito asked, slightly annoyed with Teruteru's perverted expression
Boomstick: She can hit someone with that thing so hard that something down there explodes.
"KA-BOOM! That's how I like it!" Monokuma exclaimed
(Cues: Peach's Theme - Mario Strikers Charged Football)
HEART POWER
-Flotation
-Therapy Healing Spell
-Mute Spell
-Sleepy Time Spell
-Vibe Powers
- Joy: Wind-Powered Flight
-Calm: Increased Speed, Damaging Tears
-Gloom: Creating a Healing Bubble
-Rage: Invulnerability, Increases Weight
-Mega Strike Empress Peach
Wiz: Peach also wields a form of magic called Heart Power. With it, she can float in midair for an indefinite period of time, cast healing spells, and summon lambs from the sky to put her foes to sleep.
Some were fascinated by Peach's Heart Power, while Chihiro, Gonta, Sonia, and Tsumugi gushed at the adorable sheeps.
Boomstick: Don't pet that sheep, or you might wake up in a stranger's van.
"Noted." Kyoko replied
Wiz: And ever since being touched by the Vibe Scepter, she can channel her emotions into raw mystic power. When she rages, she becomes invulnerable but slows tremendously.
"How logical, we can only hope for Zelda to have the power to bypass Peach's invulnerable rage." Sonia said
"This Vibe Scepter, I must study the sources of its natural power and its origins." Korekiyo asserted
"Rage is the ultimate power to bestowed upon!" Gundham exclaimed
Boomstick: Hold up! Touched by the WHAT NOW?!
Wiz: The Vibe Scepter.
Boomstick: (*laughs*)
Some girls and boys were confused of Boomstick laughing all of a sudden.
"What? What's so funny about that magic wand?!" Himiko wondered
Wiz: Oh... (*clears throat*) But Peach's magic reaches its climax with-
Boomstick: (*laughing uncontrollably*)
They soon found out why which caused some of them to have different reactions. Most of the girls including Aoi, Mukuro, Mahiru, Mikan, Hiyoko, Tenko, Himiko, Maki and Komaru were having their faces red as a tomato hence blushing while some of the boys Leon, Yasuhiro, Kazuichi, Fuyuhiko, Kokichi, Kaito, and Masaru looked away and hold back their laughter after hearing the joke. The only ones who enjoy laughing were Monokuma, Kurokuma and Miu who could not help but take a joke.
Wiz: ...with her Mega Strike technique, Empress Peach, a kick so powerful, it splits a soccer ball into three separate ones, delivering enough force to score three times.
They watched a scene where Peach is playing some game of soccer as she kicks the ball into the air with her, sprouted angel-like wings and kicks the ball into three separate ones as an anthropomorphic crocodile fails to blocks the balls into the goal.
Boomstick: (*continues laughing*) STOP! I CAN'T TALK!
"Okay, that's enough! Please just stop it with laughing!" Tenko demanded, in irritation.
"Sticks got a point, that scepter HAS something in common with a dil-" Miu said until she was cutted off by Sakura and Maki, who gave her a glaring expression
"Not another word Miu." Sakura said in a cold tone
"Do you want to die for saying that aloud?" Maki asked also in a cold way
"Eeeeh! Nope! I'll keep my mouth shut moving on!" Miu replied
Wiz: Peach's Heart Power also naturally dispels evil magics, which is the actual reason why Bowser always kidnaps her.
"He wants to steal Peach's Heart Power for himself?" Akane asked
"Precisely yes before he would lose his own powers." Chiaki noted
Boomstick: Really? I thought it was because of... well...
They see eight little Koopalings of different appearances including one who was named Bowser Jr. after his Koopaling father. Some had their faces green while others thought deeply about their connections.
"Hold on is Peach really their...?" Kaede wondered
"Nope. Thankfully she has no connections with Bowser and his children because if she did, there would be some resemblances." Chiaki answered
FEATS
-Eager to Assist in Battle Whenever She Can
-Once Saved Mario and Luigi from Bowser Single-Handedly
-Survived Every Mario Party (Most were impressed)
-Can Never Avoid a Kidnapping (Some of them facepalmed)
-An Awful Employer
-Bakes Really Big Cakes (Some were drooling at this)
Wiz: Peach has assisted Mario in battles several times, once even saving him from Bowser on her own. Even so, she still needs rescuing on a daily basis, and her gratitude usually only goes as far as a kiss and a cake.
"When you're out saving the princess like in Peach's or Zelda's world, it's complete BS if you ask me." Kokichi asserted
"I would happily accept the cake." Angie said
"Peach assisting Mario or Luigi comes to show that she is not a complete helpless princess than we anticipated." Sonia noted
Boomstick: What's with all these princesses not puttin' out? Give it up already!
Peach: Listen, everybody! Let's bake a delicious cake... for Mario.
Peach may come out as a damsel-in-distress, but she was a unique combatant. Sonia admires Peach for being a worthy princess who is protecting her kingdom and assisting Mario in several occasions despite being kidnapped from time to time. Korekiyo was eager to learn about the Vibe Scepter while some were interested in Peach's Heart Power.
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Batt-
Wiz: No, wait, wait, wait, we got to do an ad first.
Boomstick: What?!
"Guess there are some episodes that may or may not have advertisements." Nagito said
VOTE LIST
Makoto Naegi: PEACH
Kyoko Kirigiri: PEACH
Byakuya Togami: ZELDA
Aoi Asahina: ZELDA
Yasuhiro Hagakure: ZELDA
Toko Fukawa: ZELDA
Sayaka Maizono: PEACH
Mukuro Ikusaba: ZELDA
Leon Kuwata: ZELDA
Chihiro Fujisaki: PEACH
Mondo Owada: ZELDA
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: ZELDA
Hifumi Yamada: PEACH
Celestia Ludenberg: PEACH
Sakura Ogami: PEACH
Junko Enoshima: ZELDA
Hajime Hinata: PEACH
Kazuichi Soda: ZELDA
Sonia Nevermind: PEACH
Akane Owari: ZELDA
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu: ZELDA
The Imposter: ZELDA
Teruteru Hanamura: ZELDA
Mahiru Koizumi: ZELDA
Peko Pekoyama: ZELDA
Ibuki Mioda: PEACH
Hiyoko Saionji: ZELDA
Mikan Tsumiki: PEACH
Nekomaru Nidai: ZELDA
Gundham Tanaka: ZELDA
Nagito Komaeda: PEACH
Chiaki Nanami: PEACH
Shuichi Saihara: PEACH
Himiko Yumeno: ZELDA
Maki Harukawa: ZELDA
Rantaro Amami: PEACH
Kaede Akamatsu: PEACH
Ryoma Hoshi: ZELDA
Kirumi Tojo: ZELDA
Angie Yonaga: PEACH
Tenko Chabashira: PEACH
Korekiyo Shinguji: PEACH
Miu Iruma: ZELDA
Gonta Gokuhara: PEACH
Kokichi Oma: ZELDA
Kaito Momota: ZELDA
Tsumugi Shirogane: PEACH
K1-B0: PEACH
Komaru Naegi: PEACH
Genocide Jack: PEACH
Haiji Towa: ZELDA
Hiroko Hagakure: ZELDA
Monaca Towa: PEACH
Kotoko Utsugi: ZELDA
Masaru Daimon: ZELDA
Jataro Kemuri: ZELDA
Nagisa Shingetsu: ZELDA
Yuta Asahina: PEACH
Taichi Fujisaki: PEACH
Izuru Kamakura: PEACH
Kyosuke Munakata: PEACH
Ryota Mitarai: ZELDA
Natsumi Kuzuryu: ZELDA
Sato: ZELDA
Jin Kirigiri: PEACH
Chisa Yukizome: ZELDA
Daisaku Bandai: ZELDA
The Great Gozu: ZELDA
Kazuo Tengan: PEACH
Seiko Kimura: ZELDA
Sonosuke Izayoi: ZELDA
Koichi Kizakura: ZELDA
Miaya Gekkogahara: PEACH
Ruruka Ando: ZELDA
Juzo Sakakura: ZELDA
Monokuma: ZELDA
Usami: PEACH
Kurokuma: ZELDA
Shirokuma: PEACH
Monokid: PEACH
Monosuke: ZELDA
Monodam: PEACH
Monophanie: PEACH
Monotaro: PEACH
ZELDA: 46
PEACH: 38
This one is yet another trickery matchup, Peach may be a blonde-headed bimbo-of-a-princess, but she has some unique powers including her Heart Power, spells and her vibe powers which are powered by the Vibe Scepter gives her the advantage against Zelda via her invulnerability rage. Zelda on the other hand has the wisdom, magical prowess and has successfully evaded Ganon's capture for over 7 years, which mean she's less likely to capture often times unlike Peach. If Zelda were to be a level-headed in a fight against Peach, then she possibly has a good chance of victory, so the princess of Hyrule's magical powers, weaponry, wisdom, and plan of strategies might give her the means to take the win.
DEATH BATTLE
Peach gently lands with her umbrella onto a wooden bridge in the Mushroom Kingdom as Zelda teleports in front of her.
The stage is set and the showdown between two princesses starts here.
FIGHT!
(Cues: Through the Tree Stumps and Mushrooms - Super Mario RPG *Remix*)
Peach starts off by pulling two turnips out from the bridge and throws them towards Zelda, who deflects them back at her with Nayru's Love, causing them to hit Peach. She then begins crying and runs towards Zelda, who begins slipping due to Peach's tears leaving a trail of tears on the ground. Peach then jumps back and uses Peach Bomber, knocking Zelda back.
"Oh yeah! Her ass weapon is a fucking go-to!" Monokid assured
"No way Zelda is going down easy from just that." Monosuke stated
Zelda then teleports behind Peach and kicks her into the air, then casts Din's Fire multiple times, knocking her further into the air. Zelda then teleports by Peach, kicking her multiple times, before kicking her downwards toward the ground. Zelda then teleports back onto the bridge and uses a charged strike, knocking Peach further back, who shouts.
"Damn! Zelda is taking this seriously now and making a comeback." Fuyuhiko pointed out
"C'mon Peach! Give it to her!" Kiriko replied
Peach then gets up and uses Heart Power to summon a Sleepy Time Sheep, which appears in front of her, flies upward into the air, then downward towards Zelda. Zelda uses Nayru's Love once again to deflect the sheep back at Peach, who then knocks it back into the air with a swing of her umbrella.
"That sheep is going to come back down right?" Yasuhiro wondered
"Duh obviously!" Aoi replied
Zelda then teleports in front of Peach and slaps her, to which Peach slaps Zelda back. The two then trade slaps until Zelda is dazed, allowing Peach to bring out a frying pan and hit Zelda with it, bouncing her back twice.
"Ohhh! That frying pan dish out some damage to Zelda." Leon remarked
"That's right, but she's not out of the woods yet." Kiyotaka replied
(Cues: Final Demise - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)
Zelda gets up and prepares her bow and light arrow and Peach goes into a rage, walking slowly towards Zelda while surrounded by fire. Zelda then fires the light arrow at Peach, which cancels out Peach's vibe power, then causes the wooden bridge to shatter into tiny pieces.
"I did not think the Light Arrows would negate Peach's invulnerably rage." Sonia reckoned
"Neither did I. The Light Arrows didn't kill her though as they are meant to kill something that is dark and evil not for beings filled with light." Nagito noted
Both princesses began falling, with Peach's fall controlled with the umbrella. Zelda teleports above her and begins firing Din's Fire multiple times while repeatedly teleporting, most of which miss, but one strikes Peach when she attempts deflecting it with her frying pan. Zelda then teleports in front of Peach, which Peach anticipates, and she begins striking Zelda with her umbrella and slaps, ending with her swinging her umbrella, knocking Zelda upward as Peach lands gracefully to the ground.
"This is gonna be close." Kotomi said
"I know, neither of them aren't backing down now." Ryōta added
(Cues: Staff Roll - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)
Peach then uses Heart Power, regenerating her four hearts. Zelda heals herself as well, regenerating her twelve hearts, then begins casting Din's Fire once again, which Peach counters by throwing turnips. Meanwhile, on another perspective view something was falling down at a increased velocity as Peach and Zelda continue throwing their projectiles neither of them noticed it.
"Oh no! Don't tell me it's..." Himiko said shockingly
"I'm afraid it is Himiko." Tenko replied
"Question is, who's going to hit by it?" Miu questioned
Her question was answered as the sheep from before lands on Zelda, putting her to sleep while standing before disappearing leaving her open to attack.
"Welp, she's fucked." Fuyuhiko assured
"Totally dude." Kazuichi agreed
(Cues: Peach's Theme - Mario Strikers Charged Football)
Peach: Alright!
Peach then makes a huge leap backward, gains her Empress Peach wings, then flies toward Zelda and delivers the Mega Strike to her head. This causes Zelda's head to explode bloodily, as she cries out.
"HOLY SHIT!" Leon, Mondo, Kazuichi, Fuyuhiko and Kaito screamed some were shocked at Peach's brutal kill and everyone else were silent.
Peach then lands safely, with her opponent decapitated and asking herself.
Peach: Did I win?
K.O!
RESULTS
Those who voted for Peach cheered at her victory and those who sided with Zelda clapped in respect for trying.
"Well, I didn't see that coming, but that was EXTREME!" Monokuma exclaimed
(Cues: Forest Maze [Remix] - Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars)
Boomstick: GOOOOOAAAL!
PRINCESS ZELDA
-Less Combat Experience
-Limited Combat Magic
-More Destructive Potential
-Wisdom Does Not Grant Better Instincts or Combat Skill
-Light Arrow's Magic is Only Deadly to Forces of Evil
-Triforce of Wisdom & Magic Are Better Suited Out of Combat
Wiz: Zelda's offensive arsenal is relatively limited and predictable compared to Peach's quirky repertoire.
"That's true, Peach has prove herself to have more combat experience than Zelda and match her magical prowess with her own." Makoto stated
"What did I say? Her Light Arrows are only deadly to harming anything that filled with evil." Nagito pointed out
"At least she tried." Sonia added
PRINCESS PEACH
-More Combat Experience
-Abundant & Diverse Arsenal
-Stronger Endurance
-More Athletic
-Just as Clever & Resourceful
-Few Fatal Attacks
-Mega Strike is Overpowered
-Rage is Convenient Invulnerability
Boomstick: And while most of Peach's attacks aren't fatal, the Mega Strike Empress Peach gave her a leg up.
The whole audience were introduced to a new feature to the show known as the Board of Wisdom which shows a lot of advanced math and calculations to determine a fighter's physical strength. Some of them however are terrible at learning mathematics and started having some headaches due to all the advanced math and calculations.
Wiz: See, a soccer ball is typically a kept add up to 12 psi, but since Peach's Mega Strike creates two more, it has enough force to add up to 24 pounds per square inch, or about 165,000 newtons per square meter. As 1,000 newtons can cause decapitation and 15 psi can shatter the human skull, the Mega Strike is so over-excessive it didn't just kill Zelda, it obliterated her.
"That's some serious math research. They've really done there homework on Peach." Kokichi noted
"A board to show their research. Well that's new." Shuichi said
"A way to turn over a new leaf." Kaede added
Boomstick: She got kicked in the face really hard and it went boom.
"I would called that overkill." Mahiru assured
Wiz: Yeah, in layman's terms, I guess...
Boomstick: Peach sure fleeced Zelda in this fight.
Most laughed at the pun while others groaned.
Wiz: The winner is Princess Peach.
This episode turned to be better than the older ones and the princesses' skills and magic were magnificent. Now for the next episode.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!
They couldn't see anything as it was dark, until large flashes of thunder and lightning appeared and on a shadow silhouette of a hammer appeared.
The audiences stood up and stretched for a bit and sat back down and Kazuo played the next episode.
A/N: I was planning to upload on the day on my birthday, but unfortunately I wasn't able to make the cut so I apologize for lagging.
Thank you guys for your support. Keep the comments coming and I'll see you in the chapter.
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