Luna Lovegoode here reporting for the 3 time winning Hogwarts Daily special bulletin. In recent articles me and my intrepid band of reportercontenuers, who wisely choose to remain naemless, have explored the potentially divise aspects of negativity the so called "Godlen Trio" inspires upon our hapless student body and timeline.
How can somenoe who thinks stairs should be called diagonal hallways and doesnt' even have an appendix care really and treully for her alleged 'peers'...that's us people.
And how well can anyone ever trust a robot, seemingly programed to cry. You know what else cries all the time and also kills viciously with steely cold precision? Crocodiles.
And now we come to the third point of this trifecta of trouble. I know what you're all thinking, don't go there right? While it is passe to blame crippled people, and easy to overlook the faults of anyone so woefully paralyzed indefinately perhaps upon a nightmare, but can any of you actually say you wouldn't be bored if you were paralyzed all the time?
Imagine it.
A hellscape of the mind. The body, numb and indifferent to the pleas of it's forlorn and forsaken once-master. Trapped in a body in a bed in a school she can't even attend because she can't even move.
Where could this wretched beast possibly turn for solace but to the guilty and viley pleasurant tones of sinfull speaking and libil.
That's right. Just today this very writer who types before your very eyes witnessed the foul mouthed motionless wreck of a brute insinuating that Snape was caught masterbating in the potions store room, again. That's not all, according to a nameless confidant that very girl, when endowed with the use of her grotesque, basement raised body, assaulted and robbed of chocolates. I usually don't take peoples words for things so drastic, but this particular person was a gryfindor, and they seldom lie, and also he usually forgets, like, everything, so the fact that this stayed so vivid in his mind when he can't even find his frog half the time indicates that the altercation was all too real, and all too savage. Beyonce should be fierce, not witches and wizards at hogwarts.
Anyway, I can't wait to see everyone, but you-know-who-(can't go cause she's a paralyzed sneak disser bitch)-can't-go, at the annual Hogwarts field trip. I hear this year we're going to America!