"Yes," said the other, "let me tell you a story," and that's how they came to be be running across the ocean in their idiotically desperate attempt to get back to school in time and not be expelled forever for being late for the train. But meanwhile... on the plane...
Draco figured it was just about time to stop hanging out with all of those obnoxious gothic people, except Spiders, he guessed, she was pretty darn cool... and oddly familiar... Anyway, he decided it was just about time to go ahead and figure out all of those crazy things that Pansy Parkinsons, his darkbride and lover, though he was only a boy of twelve and not yet a man grown so he didn't really know what a lover really meant, was up to. "Just what has that rascally girl been up to in my fecksome absence?" he wondered aloud.
He had meant to speak out loud only to himself, but little did he know he was actually still sitting in the same seat he had been sitting in earlier and that mysteriously familiar girl, Spiders, was right next to him. "I hate Pansy," Spiders said, with a casual flick of her marijuana cigarette, "she thinks she's totally hardcore but she is such a closet prep" Spiders was seven feet tall and had dyed black hair like a spider.
Draco began cutting himself because he was gothic now that all of his friends had gotten him into Gvcci Hvcci and other popular gothic muscial recording artists. He just did not know what to do so he said the following,
"I guess she is, she is such a bitch and i hate her, let's go and ambush her with wild accusations about her infedility towards me which are as far as I know completely ungrounded but maybe we can manage to confuse her enough to break up with me and then I can be single and yet still a coward."
Spiders was completely impressed by his emotional honesty. She had grown up in a prep household and did not know what it was like to be truely hated with all the passion of asmodeus at the disposal of an angsty teen. That is why she began to see Draco as a viable lover, even though he was only a small boy of twelve. 'We will grow close to one another emotionally and I, like the arachnids of my namesake, will bide my time in the midst of a dark web of deception and despair and then when he is ready we will finally try anal.' So Spiders agreed to go along with Draco on his foolhardy charade even though she had not even met Pansy and had no idea why he felt so bitterly in his frustrated passions. She began weeping in earnest, utterly confused.
Draco had no idea what was even happening anymore and he also became hopelessly confused so that's why he started sobbing as well. They held each other as the giant mechanical plane they rode above the ocean juddered and bucked under the weight of their adolescent fury.