As Harry wandered his way aimlessly through row after row of unfamiliar face, listening to People Are People by Depeche Mode on his headphones, his thoughts kept jumping to spiders. Everywhere he went, he saw Spiders. In the smiling faces of children and full busts of women he saw Spiders, and all the spiders that were always crawling all over her, her pets and life companions, he thought there were eight but it always seemed like more. Kraug lay in bed, paralyzed and bored.
But Harry couldn't afford to think about that now, 'stay focused Harry old chap, it's just like pee pop always said, If trouble comes a'knockin' then get the show on the road' or something like that...' Harry zoned out and forgot to keep walking for a wihle so he just stood in the aisle of the plane.
The entire time that Harry stood mostly motionless and insensate The HermSquad3 had other plans, and they didn't involve planes. Hermione lion hearted, Mecha Granger 2030, the futuristic battle droid, and Giga Granger, all ran along underneath the clouds on their widnswept trip back to Hogwarts so they can catch the train.
"It looks like there's no room in our plans for planes!" Hermione the girl with the Lion's Heart exclaimed. Giga Granger and MG23 chuckled, and they all ran on. "I feel like I could have delivered that better," The Lion Girl admitted eventually, this was met with awkward silence, Giga Granger began to scratch her massive wrist. "But there's a good joke in there about how we aren't PLANNING on taking the PLANE, or, shit, like we don't have PLANES in our PLANS I meant..."
Mecha Granger 20 30 clapped Hermione on the shoulder consolingly, "just let it go"
A ll the time that Harry stood staring vacantly while standing still allowed Spiders to catch up with him. "Hey kid," she said, clapping him on the shoulder and offering a cigarette for him. Harry merely stared at the seven foot tall girl... He thought she had been dating Draco, whiling her time for his maturity to come upon him so they could try anal, not single, but she sure was acting single. Spiders wore all black shoes and pants, with her lips and hair black as well. She also wore a black t-shirt with SINGLX AND RXADY TO MINGLX on it in gothic looking type because she is goth. She smoked and looked at Harry like some mysterious dark night, tempting him into the unkown. That's when Saturnalia finally realized the truth about Harry Potter... That's right, the green haired girl, with her faceless twin sister Hermione, Saturnalia, this girl who has confounded the very laws of continuity was only dreaming up Harry Potter in the first place. The world of magic and wonder was merely an escape from the brutal realities of her impoverished life. That's when they finally knew