After Spiders had thoroughly spat all over herself she went to find a new seat on the plane and a new way of life with new associations because she is punx. Walking around covered in saliva was exhilirating for her, Kraug remained helpless and paralyzed, so paralyed that she couldn't even ride on the plane because how could she get to it? Sort of like The HermsquaD 3 who also, for various reasons, couldn't cath the plane back to Hogwarts. It seemed like Hermione, the girl with hte lion's neart, Mecha Granger 20-30, the futuristic battle droid, and their new firend, Giga Granger, who could not fit on the plane. But sometimes appearances can be deceitful.
Since Giga Granger coiuld not fit on the plane the other two Hermiones had to swin all the way to britain, but itwas lucky for them that Giga Granger was so gigantic that she could carry them instead of them swiming all the way, which is very far indeed. Kraug was still paralyzed so there were only two other Hermione's around and they easily fit into Giga Granger's gigantic composite hands. At first Hermione, the girl with the lion's heart, found it unsettling to be held and caressed by hundreds of versions of herself, which is what Giga Granger's hands, and indeed her whole being right down to the fueding white and red blood cell squads, were made of. It was a strange experience to be sitting on her own face and body, literally hundreds of Hermiones comrpised one simple finger and it caused Hermione The Time Child to squirm with unacostumed disgust at the strange proximity to herself. She had never sat on her own face before, but that all changed when she did sit on her own face, unwittingly suffocating Left Index Finger Hermione 27 with her plump and lucious rear end. Hermione Lion Heart was so discomfited to be travelling in such a way that she had to put herself into a sort of trance state, and as such she did not notice the desperate gurlging and death struggles of the poor Hermione who's life she was burglaring. Left Index Finger Hermione 27 eventually died and was shucked off by her uncaring compsite anti-self, to be sluiced into the grimy deeps like some low budget dvd. Luckily for the Time Child she was too stupid to be disturbed for long and forgot where she was. But that doesn't matter, nothing matters anymore.
While Giga Granger strode magestically through the ocean she listened to some MP3's on her cellphone. One of the MP3's was a new track uploaded by Spiders And The PyschoFuxxx, Spiders's new band. Giga Granger wasn't punx though, just a poser, so she didn't "get it" and she didn't listen to it for long, though had she the temerity to "see" the song through to it's gut wrenching ending she would have been very surprised indeed at all the mysteries it implied, just how many Hermione's are there? Giga Granger had thought that she was the only Hermione ever, that is until she met Hermione and Mecha Granger 20-30, that's when she realized she wasn't alone after all.
Saturnalia and Hermione were camping out by the loading dock of the Hogwarts express, they had finally crossed over into the realm of dreams, the exact realm which Saturnalia had created out of her impoverished desperation, so now they can go to Hogwarts and do magic. While they waited they camped out because they were very early for the train and did not want to just lie on the ground like a bunch of idiots. They kept alternating watches and while Hermione, Satrunalia's deformed twin sister, was on the lookout Saturnalia slept during the day, she slept... and she also dreamed... that Spiders formed a band.
In Saturnalia's dream Spiders sang over the music proudced by her band, there was Sticky Lem on bass guitar, Milda Muttonrot on rhytym guitar and also Neville Longbottom played the drums, but he died when he overdosed, so the band had a corpse on drums, which they all agreed was "pretty fuckin' punk rock" so they did not replace him and at all of their shows he continued to decompose, never once "hittin' the skins." It gave their live shows a sense of urgency and as generally exciting for everyone, too bad Kraug could not be there becuase she died of paralysis. Everyone dies, remember?
Ron had been a fan of Punk Rock Music every since he was a teen and he went to see all their shows. He thought they were just awful but Punk has a certain energy that is infectious when played live so he enjoyed himself anyway. He brought his GF padma along with him and noticed something odd when he introduced her to the lead singer, Spiders. Padma had earlier claimed to have met the mysterious punkrockgirl and did not seem too pleased about it. But for some crazy reasons she acted much different that day and when introduced to Spiders she was genuinely interested in "Getting to know her" better, which is at odds with her previous behaviour. Ron had no idea what to do.
Neither did Spiders for that matter. The Psychofuxxx had been offered a recording deal with a major record label after their 22nd show (22 being significant as the amount of letters in the hebrew alphabet, with which g-d created the universe from nothing). Milda and Sticky were both very excited about getting "signed" to the label because then they could be rich, but Spiders wasn't so sure it would be easy as all that. Indeed, it was not. In order to finalize the contract they had to each sign their names onto a piece of paper, which would then be converted into a deal between them and the record label. The deal was that the label would give them lots of money instead of no money at all, but to get that money Nevile would have to sign his name too, but how can such a thing be accomplished by a corpse?