16 years after 911, exactly, Ron said, "hey fam, let;s stop stressing ourselves over all of this disaperaing weed business and relax with a nice fresh packed bowl, "he already had his grinder in his freckled hand.
Padma nearly died was how annoyed this made her, "But the weed disapeared, Ron," she said.
But Ron was one step ahead of her, "that's why I'm'a boil us up a stout pot of coffee," the red head explained.
"That will soothe our over taxed nerves," Luna agreed, she and Padma, who had her hair comopletely covering her face, again, as usual becuase she wears her hair like that every other day, tucked in to the best cup of "joe" in the ever. That's how the three best friends kept everyone else on the plane up all night with their chuckles and bickering.
The next morning Luna got up bright and early so she could tell Spider's boyfriend, Harry 'the snake' Potter about the suspected Potergeist, if you will. "Harry! Everyone's weed is disapearing lately! All over the plane!" She wailed in earnest, as Harry bewilderedly wiped sleep from his eyes.
"You can't be serious," Harry grumbled. He was not happy about being woken up so early, he figured plane rides counted as vacations of sorts and reckoned he would catch up on some much needed sleep on the long and arduos flight.
Luna had no idea what was going on, "Not you too!" She exclaimed. She thought that he said Sirius instead of 'serious" and was reminded, brifly, of how Padma had said she'd said Pavarti when she'd said Pavarti. She was so confused that she had to sit down. By the time she did that Harry had realized what was going on, just another mystery solved in a daily span of much confusion. 'I solve cases like these for breakfast' he thought to himself.
"No, I didn't mean like my uncle Sirius Black, who escaped from Azkaban so he could go back to Hogwarts with us and is also on the plane because he also went on the field trip," at this point in Harry's explanation Sirius sat back down in his seat next to Seamus and Finicky Bill-Beaverswallo, he had thought that Luna and Harry were talking shit about him and was going to pounce on them but realized his mistake before he had time to draw his obsidian dagger from its hidden compartment on his inner upper thigh, pointed straight at his flacid penis.
Before anymore mysteries could be solved, however, the plane was hijacked by a sect of extremesit Kraug worshippers from the dimension that Harry acidently created by leaving Kraug with a bunch of cave people and from whence were Hermione the time child and Giga Granger 2030 was from the future of.
"Looks like the case of the disapearing nugs will have to be put on hold," said Harry, cracking his knuckles. Luna broke the end of the vodka bottle off that she had been drinking, she then also cracked her knuckles, ready for a fight, ready for anything.