AUTHORS NOTE

Hi everyone, E.B. Woodhouse here, Just as a little side note, this was suppoused to be my Halloween story but with scheduling and everything it got pushed back a litte, but hey, like Severus Snape always says, "Better late than never!" So here it is, Harry Potter Versus the Potergeist Part One

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After his illuminteng conversation with Albus, Harry the snake Potter summoned a massive broom made of pure magical energy and literaly swept the attackers into the the Atlnatic, like a true briton. That's when he found himself on the heels of yet another cunfonding befgalement, the case of the All Hallows Eve Spirit of the Plane, which was apparantly apparating at will throughout the plane on this mischevious night, a full moon to boot as well, and stealing peoples weed right after they've smoked it, just when their defenses at their lowest, 'you clever, clever, ghost,' Harry mused sourly, but he figured he'd solve this case just as easily as he had dealt with those pesky Kraug blasted hijackers.

"Come on 'the snake"!" Everyone shouted, cheering poor Harry on, Padma took this opportunity to sneak off into the bathroom. Inside the cramped compartment was crouched a spectral image, a pale girl with long black hair, draped completely over her face. Padma gasped and took a quick step back, becaues she was startled.

Pavarti could just barely make out Padma's face through the curtain of her black hair, just enough to tell she had startled her frivoulos twin. "Idiot, I know I look like a girl from a j-horror movie with this hairstyle but we agreed it was for the best remember?" Pavarti nudged," like, you came up with it I'm so "no one can tell you're not me", when I impersonate you that is,"

Padma had no idea what was going on, she felt like the world really was a crazy place sometimes. Pavarti still felt annoyed by her twin sisters absent mindedness, she was the worrier of the two and figured that the others had finally figured out their scheme because of the fiasco with Luna earlier, on the plane. "Anywya," she finaly ventured, "I was just coming to let you know they didn't figure it out just yet, but for safety sake I think I should start wearing my hair over my face as well." Padma said.

Pavarti considered this thoroughly. She nodded and rubbed her chin while she took a while to think about it. She said "I see where you are going with this, Because for me to wear my hair that way was a gaurd against their discovery that I am not you and now more than ever, with everything going on with Saturnalia and Kraug, it's best to keep a low profile and let them not mistake you for me as well."

"Thats right," Padma said, congratulating her clever sister, she had been in on the plan lal along. She began to brush her hair over her face completely, like a raven black curtain of hair. A female beard. "Hey what if we called them 'female beards'"

"Call what female beards?" Pavarti wanted to know.

"The hairstyle," Said Padma, who had now perfected the look and was practicing to walk around with such an inconvienient and bizare hair choice, 'it takes all types though,' she thought, and just went with it. Padma was the chill twin.

Pavarti did not like that idea, "I don't think I want to call them that, I don't know what I wanna call'm or if I want to at all, call them anything that is, so.." She noticed her twin was having a very hard time navigating the cramped bathroom and assumed that it was because this was the first time ever, that Padma wore that hairstyle. "It helps if you tilt your head down and look under your hair curtain, haircurtain by the way what i'd call'm if i did but anywau," Padma was having trouble practicing walking because the bathroom was very cramped and there was only room to take a step and then she was just sort of slowly walking into the wall for a while. Pavarti had it all wrong, her sight was fine, it was her thinking that was dimmed.

Pavarti jsut had to chuckle, "oh sis"

"There isn't a moment to spare, if my calculations are correct that is," said Harry Potter, but for the meantime he needed to go over to that gumball machine and

Hagrid bumbled in drunkenly, "oy there Draco!" He bellowed

Draco was dozing a bit while standing and jumped to his feet, wide awake, "waht;s up Hagrid," he wanted to know.

Hagrid was looking for Padma, "Wheres that Padma," He asked.

But Spiders didn't have time for any of that nonesense, as Hagrid tried unsucessfully to talk to "Padma" who didn't seem to recognize him for some reason Spiders made her way past the gaggle of morons gaping at the snake and wondering about all that dispaering marijuan. Little did she know that the raven haired gilr she saw was actually the not actually dead Pavarti and not Padma, which is why she didnt' recognize her twin's lover...

But Spiders had to get busy getting some more drugs because ran out and was really feinding for some. She had gotten hooked once her star had begun to rise because all the punk rockers do drugs now. Spiders had started taking boogers when she met someone who sold it to her and told her all about the crazy new drug that clogs up your nose and makes it feel like your nose is full of boogers. Luna lovegood jumped out in to the aisle to accost Spiders and she tried-to-hurried-by-her, Luna wanted Spiders to use her credibility and celebrity within the punk rock subculture to help find the Plane Poltergiest but Spiders didn't have time for any of that nonesense,

"Get out of my way!" Spiders yelled at Luna, shoving her away from her, "I need boogers! I got ants all over me and I need some goddamn boogers before I really start freaking out!" She hurried off, "wonder whta that was all about," Luna mused before she rejoined the surge of people as they paired off and started to hunt for the rascsally ghost that had been stealing all of their weed"