After Spiders had finished giving Filch that handjob she finally had enough money to go score some drugs. Spiders used to be goth but now she is punk rock, and she is Hermione from an alternate dimension ...iN tHe DiMeNsIoN sPiDeRs Is FrOm HeRmIoNe Is SeVeN fEe+ tAlL aNd ReAlLy N2 SpIdErS... All of the dimensions are merging together as one because of the coming of planet Nibiru, but that's a story for another time...
Spiders rushed through the plane, nearly knocking Luna Lovegood unconcious in the process to go find her drug dealer, that's when she bought drugs, "c'mon man, I need some boogers, man," Spiders told him and he sold her some. That;s when she snuck off to the bathroom to go do a line, but Padma Patil was in there, with some girl who would have looked just like her if both of their faces weren't covered in a thick curtain of velvety black hair, but Spiders didn't care, she hadn't scored any boogers for a while and she was hurtin bad. She finaly snorted a line of boogers and it was stronger stuff than she was used to, the boogers she normally bought were stepped on more than a sidewalk but this time the boogers she bought was fresh as the morning snow and just as deadly. Her nose felt so clogged up with boogers that she forget even to breath and got oxygen deprivation which caused her to freak out and start hallucinating.
"I am a golden god!" She screamed, rushing out of hte bathroom. Then she built a giant web which Pansy Parkinsons got all caught up in. "Help,!" Pansy was screaming after she got stuck in the web, "someone get me out of this crazy web! Who put this web here?" She also wanted to know. Draco heard Pansy shouting for help, but he was too busy having an affair with Luna Lovegood to just rush out to her help all willy nilly without getting caught so he decided to go ahead of LUna and she would show up after him so it would look like they were not in the same place fucking. Draco was still only a boy of twelve so he wasn't fucking anybody but Pansy is as jealous a girlfriend as she is a sexually experienced, and demanding, girlfriend so she would likely catch on.
"Dont worry lover," Draco shouted as he came rushing to help his lover, "i'll help you!" Tears of relief streamed down Pansys pale face, "oh, Draco, thank god!"
Draco had fallen out of love with Pansy quite some time ago, but when he saw the dire straits she was in his heart reached out to her. "I got this," he said, rushing forward and entangling his left leg in a low lying web, he fell flat on his pale face and cried out in anger shock and pain. But he did not let that stop him, with his one leg still stuck and now sticking out almost straight behind him, thank god for yoga, he continued in his foolish attempt to extricate the girl he didn't really love anymore but still felt occasionally sorry for. To no avail! Everytime he tried to grab a bit of the web to snap it in his hands the web stuck to his hands until he was splay legged and armed and in just about the same foul situation as Padma. This took about 5 minutes.
Luna arrived and Draco said a silent prayer to his ancestors, even his living father, who was flying the plane, that they could keep their shameful facade going, for whatever reasons... Casual as he could he glanced over to Pansy to see her reaction to Luna but Pansy did not seem overly suspicious, Luna immediatly espied their pitiable condition and rushed forward to help, "wait! Don't try and break the web with your hands you just get stuck like Draco!" Pansy warned.
``?" Luna paused in her frantic lung forward looking uncertain, what was all this crazy business Pansy was going on about? "Dont listen to her Luna, she's gone insane from being trapped in this web fro so long! God speed girl, help us!" Draco shouted out ot her, the sooner they got out of this web the better, because out of the corner of his eye he thought he caught the sight of his strung out punk roxxxr ex paramour, Spiders.., there relationship had been a confusing wild blur of a ride for Draco and he barely remembered any of it, except that she had shown him the elicit passions of hidden 'goings on'. But that was all in the past for him now.
That's when Luna also got stuck in the web, first her hands, and then her face when she treied to gnaw her hands free."Pansy! You were right after all' she shouted as best she could with her lips splayed against the gluey ropes about her palm, "oh my god" Pansy said.
Draco hated seeing these two fight, he had also secretly hoped that htye would maybe be open to lesbian experimentation some day, he got the feelign that Pansy went that way sometimes but he wasn't sure about Luna, anyway, he sure wanted to see those two kissing and combing each others luscious hair and then comparing their penises for his pleasure and judgement, he figured that was a fantasy for another day and for now hed be best just making sure they didnt end up hating each other so he used his magical empathic abilities to brainwashing them into thinking they liked each other, he couldn't make them completely chill with each other but thought he managed to make them less disdainful of the other.
Unbeknowsnt to the trapped trio of confused teens Spiders lurked nearby the web, because where there is smoke... there is Spiders. She still had a lot of black cloths from her goth phase so she just crouched up like a spider and hid until someone come along and got stuck in her ingenious web. She had assembled the masterwork of glue and ropery in an astonishing clip, about an hour it took her, she was all hyped up on boogers, which is slang for Dimethyltrytypabromadolamine; a drug which was invented by the CIA to be distributed in inner city black communities so that young black people would get hooked on doing boogers and they would get there noses so clogged up that they wouldn't be able to breath well and that would hinder there ability to resist arrest, since theyd be too oxygen deprived to run.
The oxyen deprivation also causes hallucinations, as we have seen in the case of Spiders, she decided she erally was spiders nad nneeded to build a web, suck fluids from prey after posioning them, and then lay a clutch of eggs. She was about ready for stage one, she crept up on Pansy first, since Pansy ahd gotten furthres into the web. She had the poison syringe she had fashioned on the fly while hallucination poised and ready to strike, but just then!
Neville showed up! He intervened and stopped Spiders from doing all of that stuff about poisinging and drinking up Pansies juices. "If you poison her and drink her blood you'll just end up drinking poisoin, stupid!" He called out ot her, and she figured he had a pretty good point...