luna and spiders are bored with plane holidays and also nevilles been hanging about prambling on about some sort of Hermione Death Battle or other...
Luna calls Neville a Hermione Tat Homo for bumming her and her bestie out on Christmas nonetheless.
Then Spiders relapsed and started acting all goth again, "I remember when it was called Kraugsmas..."she angstily brooded. Luna had no idea about all of that. Spiders is also sad beacuse she got firet on her first job on christmas from the mcKinely spider farm for stealing inventory... and then a year later she got fired from Waffle House for putting spiders in the food but she hand't, only put them on the plates so she didn[t see what was the big deal... But this second coming of christmas on their plane sure was boring so she could understand that.
Even Padma and Ron are bored and are cooking rice out of boredom. Ron keeps pronouncing "rice" like "rise" and he keeps mentioning the rice they are eating.
"Yeah," said Padma, "I guess my family back in the old country really love rice because it's like all they ever eat,"
Ron thinks she meant back in the old country of Mexico but she means India.
It sure didn't matter to Kraug ; who is still paralyzed. On Christmas nonetheless... Lucious and Dumbledore had paid her a drunken visit of sorts...
Mostly they just stood and staggered outside the room snickering and taking shots.
"Let;s get closer,I've got some seriours double tunnel vision from this cheap ass gin," Lucius urges but
Dumbledore; "no! don't get too close!" He warns, "if you touch her she'll try to steal your life force and make you the paralyzed one!"
Lucius didn't know that about paralyzed people but iti s true.
"You bitch!" Lucius can't believe it! "You'l never steal my mobility you- mobility vampire!" he warns the paralyzed traitor.
"Yeah let's just leave" Dumbledore advises disapointedly. "She is massively two faced two, just like paralyzed teens always are yknow."
Lucis also hates paralyzed people. But he doesnt even know its christmas. He forgot he was even suppousd to be flying the plane as well.
..After the hijackers, led by noneother than Muhad Al Adin, treasurer of the demion league, had busted into the cabin wanting Kraug not to be paralyzed anymore or they'd blow up the plane Lucius apparated to safety. Then he went over to DUmbledores, he'd meant to stop by Minervas workplace to keep a quickie beakjob or something but the store'd been bought out by Waylon Strutters of all people so he'd just went straight to Hogwarts to hit Albus's homemade gravity bong and drink cheap white liqour UK style. He just hoped Albus didn't try anything freaky with him. Also he meant to check in on Kraug to see what all the fuss was about...
"She's not worth gettin paralyzed over," lucius decided.
But that's got nothing to do with the Chumbawumbas.
Since Neville isn't dead anymore the band got back together and are playing a christmas show. It was Luna's idea to cheer herself and Spiders up. Luna had been kidnapped by a ghost that was really her old x bestie who would now rather eat rice all the time then talk to her it seemed and only knew her every other day anyway. But the show was a hit,
even Harmonica was there, extricating plane elves from the glue and ropes webs that had been set up all over the plane for the extra special back-to-life show for Neville, a truechristmas miracle.