The Place; Anunnaki Station, Nibiru (Planet X)
The Time; Unknown and Unknowable...
Anunnaki station towered over the once majestic remains of Giza One. Though glory, for this faded city, was now entirely a thing of the past and dim legends... Back in the goold ol' days Planet X was a twin unto the Eearth and that is where the pyramids and the Sphinx came from, but, Jehovah, most powerful of the Anunanki and opposed to his brothers shematicaly destroyed all of that wehn he called upon the living soul of Enoch to join him upongst the heavenly plane. Much like Harry potter is on a regular plane even...
The energy displacement caused by Enoch's ascencion knocked the planet X unto a new orbit far from the Earth. The cataclysmic happening sent a wave of heat whichc evaporated the kingdom of Venus into the clouds and melted away the ice caps of Earth thus cauising the biblical flood of Noah.
Yet Jehovah was pleased. Now that he and Santa Claus were the only Anunaki left upon Earth he could unfold his plans unhindered by their dogheaded meddling. (See dogMinerva)
Chapter 54...
eL watched from Saturn base 6 as Enochs ascension transformed him into Metatron; the Intercessor much to Jehova's dismay.
But all of this was the last thing on Luna's mind when she wrote her damning article for the Return to Hogwarts Daily about how the plane doesn't even have a pilot anymore and that is why the plane ride is taking so long for them to get home.- The human soul is a lonely thing and Luna's misguided passions tricked her into believing the attention garnered by her article would translate into a feeling of love and acceptance that she so desparetly craved.
Well, let's see what Pansy and Hagrid are up to.
It is Christmas afterall...
Pansy had always hated House Elves and Plane and Train, Bus and Boat Elves. She just plain hated Elves in general ever since her family died in a fire- she blamed that elf and hated them all from that fateful day onward... that's why right now she see's all of the Plane Elves going on strike so they can get wages and she grabs Binky the Plane Elf and drags her back to Hagrid, her gimp (XXX)
She commands her gimp Hagrid to brutally fuck Binky! But Hagrid has a tiny little willy even by Elven standards though he is a half giant (most half giants are exceptionally well endowed just like me, E.B Woodhouse)
Hagrid and his tiny little pecker only succeeds in tickling the Elf's butthole making the small wretched creature squeal with laughter, which was the first, and only time, an Elf of any sort had ever laughed.
This infuriated Pansy and her darkling passions!
So instead of what they were doing now she force feeds Binky a whole bunch of Viagra so that the Plane Elf must now become erect- "looks like you will be getting a Christmas present afterall!" She tells that to Hagrid who had never even found all 3 of his eggs (see A Return to Hogwarts Christmas Part One for more information on how people celebrate Xmas on England)
"Oh, a gift fer me!?" Hagrid wants to know.
"I give you the gift of Elf Cock" Pansy promised him and he knew what he had to do when he saw Binky's unintentional chemically sustained Erection.
Websters Dictionary describes an erection as follows- the state marked by firm turgid form and erect or elevated position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood.
So hagrid jumps on that dick like there is no tommorow, and for a man on a plane with no pilot he is pretty much right in that thought..
Hagrid mounts Binky and slips his pEcker up his bUthole.
Hagrid rides the elf pecker up and down with much zest and zeal, his ginger hair coated belly fat surging up and down like an ocean in distress. An ocean of hot dogs, lager and nacho's.
Binky dies after 30 minutes, all his ribs were shattered and then crushed into bone-sand by Hagrids flopping belly fat.
The other Plane Elves don't even have time to notice this is happening to their comrade though because once Luna's artical is released nearly every passenger becomes enthralled with the grip of panic! Their is no Pilot!?
"How will this plane even land!" Someone shouts out and they all run around in a panic. The protesting elves are crumpled and crunched by the stampeding students and they run both to and fro looking for answers, a way out, anything...
more soon.