How the Mystery Kids defeated the Pottergeist( Chapter40 &c.) goes like this; Padma, Luna, Harry and his gay lover Draco Malfoy joined hands in a pentagramical fashion and began their demoniac chant;
"But I'm the only one
Who'll walk across the fire for you
I'm the only one
Who'll drown in my desire for you
It's only fear that makes you run
The demons that you're hiding from
When all your promises are gone
I'm the only one"
to conjure and subdue the ghastly visage of ill omened foul vapors that had been stealing everyone on the plane's weed right as they smoke it. But not anymore!
Their dour task complete they packed Padma's(who was secretly Parvatti because the real Padma is having it out wtih Spiders on the bathroom but more on that later...)"s hookah but to their surpirse it still disappeared, and disappeared right as they smoked it!
Oh Lord! opined Luna laconically.
Padma: Who is actually Pavartti in disguise as Padma, who is sexually exploring Spiders in the bathroom
'haps we uttered an ill favored chant!?
and those lyrics now we needs recant...
Luna: Consolingly
Hush now Padma, be still thy lips
that flap-flap on like rapist's hips
do thrust unwonted with their greed
to place therein ill gotten seed
as we discuss our missing weed.
Harry: Assuming that Padma and Luna in a fit of feminine penis-envy led he and Draco astray while only appearing to appease and abjure the spirit...
Lover, dear! Do not thy see?
The endless bounds of treachery?
It hides inside the woman's heart!
In they deeds it plays a part...
Kisses are to them as blows
And farts are like unto a rose...
Grateful now I truly am!
To know the lusts of man4man!
Draco: Lustfully
Thither then we must away!
And enact actions oh so gay!
[exeunt Harry, Draco to have gay sex in the bathroom]
Chorus:
Meanwhile; on the plane, in the bathroom
Now withdraws Spiders, unlikely Bridegroom...
She had found, so recently
Another dick-girl, "just like me!"
And so they fucked and bust their nut
One another, right up the butt
Now they smoke, chill, and listen to Grimes...
And Padma slices, for Ron, some limes...
Padma: Holding a freshly sliced Lime and a comb
This limes I pray shall Ron distract
From how I've fucked behind his back
Now I comb this shit from out my hair
and from my foreskin, which Spiders put there
We had tried 'docking' and it was good
Tho still my shit was moved by Spiders wood
From up inside my filthy butthole
On to the skin of my Urethral
Meanwhile, in a bit of Christmas Synchronicity Sirius Black is woo'ing Zach Braff with the proposal of 'docking' their penises together as well, although as we already know, and as Sirius will soon learm, Zach Braff has already had his and several of his "SCRUBS" costar's penises removed...
Sirius: His pale, thin, penis in his knobbly fist, the tip is unusually red and looks slightly swollen and crusted over with something not quite opaque...
Stretch thy foreskin
And let mine in
This pecker unadorned
With skin that doctors scorn
Zach (Braff): the star of Garden State and s.c.r.u.b.s. has retained his penis's foreskin despite having had the rest of it removed so that hangs between his legs a hollow tube of flesh...
Even though I've had my penis removed
I kept the foreskin, which thus far as proved
My dickskin saved, my pubis shaved
I am now ready for the pride parade
And by such I mean, your penis entering
Into my flap of skin, this flesh tube thing
Sirius: Lustily
O! Yes! I enter now
'To the empty flesh of thou
This empty hose
Points at your toes
Thither in my boner goes!
Zach:
O Sweet Sirius, penetrate my foreskin!
I pray to feel thine pecker within!
Sirius: His ruddy color rising with his shaky, stertorous breath
Hark! Ejaculation approaches!
See mine balls ascend like roaches
Up a greasy kitchen walls...
Thus do raise up mine own balls
In anticipation of the final thrust
To spritz thee with mine manly musk!
Zach: Being ejaculated upongst
Ah! Yes! What pungent Spoerm!
To match the reek of pachyderms
Basting in the sultry sun
Rolling in their piles of dung
Dumpster cans stuffed with death
The wilting rot of corpse's breath
And the scent of burning hair
Never even close compare
To my lover's pungent Seed
That sprays, just so! in pearly beads!
Sirius:
Having thus ejaculated
My wanton lusts are abated
Thus never will my Love for thee
Lessen or depart from me!