-plane starvation has struck in, and on time-dialated Christmas nonetheless!
well whatever was a Hermione to do but to round up all the hungry people and work out a way out of this airborne mess!
That's when the girl with the Lion's Heart, Hermione the Time Child remembered her pal, Giga Granger who was trundling along outside, stretching her legs over the salty ocean waves below...
"Perhap that giant girl can scoop us up some fish in her giant palms..." THe Time Child silently chided herself...
Santa Claus also was on the palne because he got on the plane alongside her and Mecha Granger 2030 (see chapter 68 for more details)
Santa Claus disentangled himself from what he was doing to jog alongside to Hermione Lion Heart. "I was thinking," he preambled as they both importantly walked down the aisle, "If I use my Icicle Barrage attack on some of the elf slaves then we can probobly ration the rest of them out ofr a nother few years at best, normally my powers only work on Christmas and then all the stuff i froze will melt after but ever since the Demon Legion called upon the 9th mystery-Planet; Nibiru to crash upon Hogsmeade itself the Chrono-disregulation of Christmas has caused my powers to outlast even the saltiest elf-jerky," but The Girl with the Lion's Heart wasn't listening, sure they had come to the plane together but that didn't mean they had to hang out at the plane together the whole time, Mecha Granger 2030 seemed to pick up a "vibe" from her and concurred at a lowered volume while the Claus rattled on, "bioform designate; Santa Claus sure is clingy, let's ditch?"
But the girl with the Lion's Heart didn't evn have time to nod because she giggled and ran immediately down the aisles with her battlemech companion whirring alongside her upon her deadly mechanized treads, chirstened with the blood of Annunanki hybrid soldiers in the Great Time War of her future home timescape.
"We've got to find a way to deal with these goddamn Time skips!" Hermione clasped her fist angrily.
Luna Lovegood and Spiders were nearby eating plane elfs with Neville and dogHouse Malfoy.
"Noooooooooo!" A voice came shrieking up the other end of hte aisles that Hermione Lion Heart and Mecha Granger 2030 were approaching the now nearvously glancing group from.
"I thought the plane-ghast had been defeated!" Doghouse Mafoy wailed and hid behind a buff young student people had taken to calling "the snake" lately and whom looked a little more than farmiliar to Mecha Granger 2030 and the Time Child... but anyway; now that htey are all toghether they are talking about who that voice was?
"Who was yelling no earlier!"? someone said, "yeah," luna Agreed, "that was spooky; it sounded like a ghast..."
The Snake shivered, showing off his flawless washboard abs underneath his tight mesh cloak, Draco was grasping on for daer life, vaugely remembering a time when he had a dreaded nemesis but now too overcome but hte alter-chronochistic imperfections and redundancies of time displacement currently bombarding him all he could do was to bask in the piney fresh scent of his lover and hope that awful voice would fade away, like the fluffy white clouds passing the plane windows every day...
But they didn't have to wait for long!
Because pretty soon Harmonica, the formerly eight but now because of Saturnalia's fecund actions the new 7th Hermione; Harmonica, she has a social group dedicated to protecting the rights of Elfs and she came up to them tellings them not to eat them anymore!
"You can't eat elf's! They are living creature!" Harmonica scream at them and she throws a bucket of elf blood on Luna who is currently chowing down on elf chow-chow as we speak...
Luna doesn't like this at all!
"AAAAA" Luna yells in inarticulate rage, first the plane ride is taking forever and now this? Just how much is Luna lOvegood suppoused to take?
"Are you trying to tell me elfs have rights?The right to be eaten by me with Kethup maybe! HAHAHA!" Luna balls up a fist and punches Harmonica right in the pussy. Everyone gangs up on Harmonica and pummels her for her radical beliefs, they bend over in a ring around her and fart at her all the elfs they've been sustaining themselves upon for the past good while now... Harmonica can barely withstand this coordinated assault because she has been eating just organic stuff like the old copies of the Return to HOgwarts dailies that no one bothered to recycle and also the stuffing from instead some of the extra seats.
Harmonica slams her fist with all of her arm behind it and clears a path through what used to be Spiders's groinal area. Spiders's small girl's penis instantly reacts and in the time it takes Harmonica to get the laces of her TImberlands tangled up and fall over is all the time ti takes for Spiders's unacustomed penis to become erect and reach orgasm spraying the upturned now Harmonica's backside so that she gets a pearl necklace but around her yoga pants clad butthole instead of around her neck like they usuall go there
Hermione Lion Heart, the time child, Mecha Granger 2030, Luna, Neville, 'the snake', dogHouse Malfoy and a semi concious elf all gasp as this happens. None of htem knew Spiders is futanari and has a penis to start with!
Only Padma knows that because she also has a, for her much larger though penis. But that is a story for a nother day, irhgt now it is still Christmas, that crazy polane is till flying on the waves of air above the ocean poor Giga Granger has to trudge along through and on Christmas nonetheless...
Spiders is very embarassed and begins to blush and redden all over. Harmonica narrows her eyes into slits, snakes a hand down the small of her back and snakes it back up to her mouth like some demented game of vroom here comdes the helicopter but with Spider'ss jizz of all things! She takes a few bites and swallows, organic and recycling, if I can just get the toehrs on board then maybe this air borne food crisis may just be about cracked! Harmonica reckoned... and I reckon she's just about right...