crystal math gets mentions to Dpidders

The Blessed of Enlil is feeling lonely on Christmas because it is taking so long just like this darn plane ride and also because before she received the blessings of the Sky she was already an Asian and did other holidays like Lunar New Year and the rice Harvest. But anyway

Cho Chang and Spiders are talking about "doing math" is what the _- asian thinks but Spidres is in the band the Chubwumbauhaus with a lot of decibles to degrade her hearing and also the drug culture of the music scene (scne) so she misheard the blessed of the Sky, ChucHong, say she was doing a lot of Meth to pass the time on this very vlong holiday season-plane ride.

that's all preceded by a bit about how -

once spiders realizes that The Blessed of the Sky wasn't talking about the Nazi Wardrug CHrystal Amphetamines and instaed Arithmatic she confessed that she was pretty terrible at math actually...

So Cho tries to explain about doing Math to the Futa Nari Dickgirl Spiders who is about 7 foot tall and she is the originally 7th but now becauase of Saturnalia's fecund actions the Sixth now Hermione from a dimension where Hermione is seven foot tall and really into Spiders but she's in a band too with Neville and maybe still Luna but maybe not becuase Luna is wicked bummed Spider didn't tell her about her penis.

The reaosn about that is that Siders penis was and is so small that it is not pleasurable at all to look at, It is a wrinkled chode of a thing, Spiders is the main attraction at the Chodeo in other words. but anyway, about that converstainot about math, Spiders says that Math is just too vague for her adn the formalae don't represent anything but something she's been told and just has to accept as fact without self-verification... so it's difficult... even though music is like math and Cho Chang, the blessed of ENlil, ponts that out...

"I jsut plain don't get math!" Spiders nearly wailed, "it is so vague to me."

"Well, as an Azn, I guess it's my duty to try and help u along," She figured and tried to start explaining Math to Spiders, but Spiders still doesn't get it!

"I understand how to work the fumulas but it's just a matter of rote memorization; I've no grasp of what's going on inside of an equation, what numbers do or why the do it, I just follow the instrucitons like cooking but I never know if I'm doing it right until the end and end up poisoning myself yknow?"

Cho scoffed, 'of all the Caucasoid shenanigans!' "Math isn't poison stupid!"

"Whatedver"

"Okay so just like focus more and tyr and relax your breathing when u think about it and it'l make more sense? Like, I don't know maybe your just stupid I never had that kind of problem and I've never heard of anyone who has." Cho said.

"If racism against white peopoe xissted that would be it right there," Spiders said, "but anyway, I just feel liik; with Math; whenever I try to solve a math problem it's like I'm setting out on some crazy garden path I can't see the end of and sometimes at the end of the path is like, success and accomplishment or whatever like a sunny spot to have a picnic or something but then it's also just as likely that I'll like, Y'know get robbed or raped or something too...s oo..."

"It's like a piece of glass," The Blessings of the Sky tried to Explain spiders.

"In what way though..?" Spiders want'd to know.

"Well, if you imagine the variable heretofore known by "X" as the piece of glass and then any number or times that you break that piece of glass then you could make a formula to devise how sharp the piece of glass would be after any amount of ties it is cut!" Cho Chang sure just loves math so she gets excited talking about it with Spiders!

"But everyone knows that once you break a piece of glass it becomes twi

ce as sharp as it was before, so if you break it twice it's now four times as sharp... and three times would be another four times as sharp right!?"

"Yeah!" Cho Chang exclaimed and the blessings of the sky enlit a series of SUmerogramic Hyro-Writing upongst her very being with this repslendit situation.

Now that Spiders new a lot more about Math it was time for Cho to share with her some Crystal Math, the fabric of reality would be forever undone by which, just as Enlil has ever intended since Jehobas betrayel of hte council of the twelve Annunanki Spirits of Giza One... But that's a story for another day...

because, here is Spiders frowning and shaking her dreadlocked head... ( a tarantula falls off, or more accurately is scraped off when Spiders, shaking her head in consterned confusion bonks the shelf of her 7ft tall brow against a luggage rack and that specific tarantula that was always one of the 8 crwaling all over her was pushed off and he scurried back up her fishnet stockings and into the folds of her slutty catholic school girl outfit\\