A Return to Hogwarts Double Christmas
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Harmonica's Christmas Hairpile
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"Happy Holidays" You Godless Hethen
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A Time Skips Christmas
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Another Return to Hogwarts Final Time Skips Christmas#ACAB
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Well guess what but it looks like it's Christmas again on that crazy plane but it's even still last Christmas too! (because of timeskips)
Looks like this year we're having double Christmas!
Double Christmas Roll Call
Harmonica- has decided to give back this holiday season by starting a compost pile behind a row of seats. So far she has slunk around the merry plane collecting bits of wrapping paper and return to Hogwarts Dailies but mostly it's made of all the shed hairs she has spent the entire multi year long plane ride pathologically collecting. . Her fued with the Annunanki Eldar Spirit Santa Claus, at rest, for now...
Spiders- Is lurking in shame in one of the many darkened corners near the edges of the plane. She is wicked sad that Luna judges her penis so sharply and is spending this Christmas alone, writing homosexual Death Note Fanfiction... let's take a closer look!
Light Yagami, handsome and idealistic highschool student from Japan, is secretly the mass criminal murderer known to the public as Kira! But no one knows that so Light doesn't go to jail...
Light knows that the detective known only as L is on the case!
L is very smart and will find out the true identity of Kira if Light doesn't trick him soon. So Light invites L over to his family's home for Christmas under the shallow pretense of celebrating the Holiday Season together with a random and surly stranger. That is where Light plans on having Ryuk the "shinagami" Death-God who gave LIght the Death Note which gives him the power to kill criminals tell Detective L that Light isn't actually Kira at all.
"It has to worok!" Light clamped his fists in dour finilization, "there's no way he can question a fucking Shingami about who is or isn't Kira, you guys know all about the Death NOte and it's magic powers!" So that was Lights plan...
Light led L wordlessly through his home. They walked past the family room and up the stairs then down the hall. Light glanced at L's eyes directly and held him them deliciously. In that sumptuous moment neither knew what might happen next and they each relished the tension...
That's when Light opened the door to his bedroom and led L into it.
"Light Yagami isn't Kira!" Ryuk hastily blurted out.
Light smirked in grim satisfaction, it was all coming together perfectly... except...
L didn't seem to be able to hear Ryuk at all!
That's when Light remembered that only a human who has touch a death note can see or talk to a Shinigami Death God. So now he has to do all that?
"HAH!" Light exclaims in a state of heightened emotion. He isn't sure what all to do right now...
He has to somehow make L's skin in contact to a paper from the Death Note.
"How do I get it so L can talk to you!?" Light whispers Ryuk, L doesn't quiet hear that.
"Just get him to touch the DN" Ryuk says, but Light is feeling wary about all that. It would look awful suspicious if he pulled out something called a "death note" in front of this detective here...
"Guess I have to bend him over and eat out his bussy, then when he won't even notice when I tickle his balls with a page from the Death Note" Light whispered to himself... That way Ryuk can speak to Detecive L...
But anyways,
Saturnalia is basically named after Christmas and is from a dimension where everyone has green hair except her recently dead twin sister, Hermione, who Saturnalia murdered in a fit of perfidity which prevented the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle and threw the entire Hermione Cycle off balance. That is ironic since the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle is, by design, a casualty causing event, the sorto thing The Demons Legion, of which Saturnalia is a part, love to instigate. But now that Hermione has been slain there are for now just 7 Hermione's in the land... She is now haunted by the Ghost of the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle... let's take a closer look
Saturnalia brushes a strand of green hair from her glistening brow. "It is Christmas," she thought, the sun was setting in the west, "it is Christmas and I have to take a shit," But just then, a strange vaporous entity apeared... it was... the Ghost of the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle, "Saturnaliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" it cries out ominously.
Saturnalia screams in terror, then recalling the hardships she has thus far endured she resolves herself to courage and faces down the foul specter with her Wishing Blade, she slashes savagely at it but the Ghost of the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle appears to be, somehow, immune.
Rishi Applegate Marquez is nearby and he clacks off a picture of this crazy Christmas spectacle.
"What are you a damn ghost?" Saturnalia huffs in frustration, still swinging her blade around and displacing vapors.
"Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" Said the Ghost of the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle mournfully, "wheeeen yooooooou kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiled Hermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiione yooooooooooooooou preveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeented the Herrrrrrrrrrrrmione Taaaaaaaaaaaat Koooooooooooooooo; theeeeee Hermioooooone Ddddddddddddddeath Baaaaaaaaaattle"
Rishi Applegate Marquez is a local Hogsmeade photographer but even he wasn't expecting this! He hissed in disgust at this foul claims against the green haired girl before him and dropped his camera, thoroughly scandalized, and on Christmas nonetheless...
Saturnalia, for her part, couldn't belive it either... She fell to her knees, she is evil and wanted to kill her twin sister but not this! "I'm sorry!" She wailed and "how can I go on now!?" she wants to know...
The Girl With the Lion's Heart, to some known as "The Time Child" doesn't appaer in this chapter, and neither do the other Hermiones due to time constrains but you can check back soon to see what they Will be doing, or you can go ahead and read some of the other chapters to see what they have been doing merry CHRISTmas!