The Time: Dawn
The Place: Rancor6; the Hell Planet
The lion headed spirit Ea is trapped upon Rancor6. Within the foul furnace of that blazing planet hides a factory built for nefarious purpose. Therein the disembodied spirit of the former Eldar Annunanki Ea must oversee the production of a truly damn'd insturment, Spiders' new Theremin, and on Christmas nonetheless, but he is Jehovahs slave ever since Jehovah incinerated nearly his entire body.
Let's take a closer look at just how this Theremin is curse'd.
Firstly, as we all know, Rancor6 is the hell planet, and anything produced there is surely damn'd; The Curse of the Damn'd (1)
Secondly a Theremin operates using principals of radioactivity (Chapter 84), and as we all know Radioactivity is Humanity's effort to recreate the fires of hell, ergo; The Curse of Man (2)
Thirdly Jehovah hisself will use his powers in both the Spectre-Sphere where discorporated Annunanki Spirits reside and in the Human Physical realm through his unknowing agent...the Time Child! (Of course that plot-twist was easy for you to handle constant reader though the uninitiated may find it difficult to chew and swallow, well don't worry because I'm here to help ease it down your spongey pink throat and into the stomach of your understanding to be dissolved by the 'acids' of your reasoning and logic, eventually to be shat out into your mind.) So Ea is actually working for Jehovah and it was in Chapter 10 that Ea gave Hermione Lion Heart the appellation 'Time Child', forever binding her into the domain of Jehovah, lord of the hours. By such subtle means he secured an agent in the human physical realm to ferry over his curse, The Curse of UnEnding Time (3) using the Time Child like a drug mule, except instead of herion in her rectal she has a curse hidden in the dark corners of her psyche.
As such this Theremin is known to the initiated as; The Trinarktikon.. or That of 3 Curses (in the dead-tounge of once great Nibiru)
Jehovah has bound Ea's spiritual nuclei to the notes that shall one day be produced by this thrice cursed instrument, thus entangling Ea in a reverse chronological paradox loop; should the Theremin fail to be produced in the fires of Rancor6 then Ea shall surely pay with note only his life but the entirety of his eon spanning existence.
"Jevoha sure has my balls in his claws now," Ea fumed as he directed the living flame elementals of Rancor6 in the production of the Theremin.
Salamanders, ore flame elementals, usually look like lizards or serpents according to Manly Hall but these particular flame elementals have all been transformed into lascivious women who caper and delight sexually themselves for Ea's scornful bemusement.
Still as stone Ea watches the flamebodies hump and thrust on each other in fierce and lonely ways but he couldn't enjoy this spectacle because his penis was incinerated by Jehovah in the fiery blast that destroyed the rest of his body and the other Annunanki.
He would have pounded his fists in frustration... but that wouldn't get him anywhere because like I said he doesn't even have a body and if you're not going to pay attention then why even read this? D'you know how hard I work on this unwieldy tale just so you can masturbate to the sexy parts and skip all the stuff I'm trying to warn you about!
"It's a fact that whenever lines of communication betwixt the average man are bolstered by some new advent, like the printing-press or the smart-phone, there is always a period of societal upheaval," Ea tells the Salamander that he made look exactly like Sally Jesse Raphael, former host of the Sally Jessy Rapheal show.
The Sally-jesse-Salamander has a gigantic pussy made of flames and another Salamander that Ea made to look like that one picture of Thomas Pynchon in the navy where he's tilting his head to left and his right eyebrow is raised is currently taking a cock-shotgun made of fire that shoots out flaming chainsaws which clangerously do battle with Sally Jesse Salamnder's luminous and blazing uterine walls until in a great cacophony of sparks and burning one consumes the other and yet it is never clear which is triumphant.
The male firebody agrees and says that clearly the Powers that Be are aware of the fact that history travels in tightly concentric circles, and that ..."obviously what we are seeing on Earth rn is like how 'They' are worried that now that every dumbass has a smartphone any old jackhole might blow their reptilian schemes to smithereens with one timely picture or video uploaded to the living internet..."
Now that Sally Jesse's fiery vaginal vortex has consumed the very last chainsaw like some sperm gobbling Saturn she too is interested in the conversation, but she doesn't have anything to add, even this approximation of femininity approximates perfectly the sum total of all that women may contribute to a conversation and remains blissfully silent.
That's when, as part of her barter with Jehovah, dogMinerva's Reflection arrives through a mirror portal and takes the Theremin back to the plane so that SPiders may stumble upongst it and entrap the very souls on the plane in its deadly curse...
() Luna's Note ()
Hey guys, It's Luna!
anyways
Saturn is mentioned once directly and once obliquely when referencing some sort of 'god of time' yet this line of enquiry doesn't seem to me worth the trouble of following, not while the compellingly otherworldly tones of Spiders' new Theremin sings so soothingly to me, bounding hypnotically through the plane, I'll have to dig further into this later... For now my eyes feel quite heavy and the world seems so far away...