dooooooooo

weeeeeeeee

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

the silky, dulcet tones of Spiders' new Theremin

croon and bound

around the very walls of the plane

like a giant

mechanical

womb

in

the

sky

filled

with music...

Now that Spiders has fallen into the sonic trap of the Theremin she has plenty of excuses for "being creative" which to her means 'illegal drugs'. Spiders favorite psycho-genic-drug to get high off right now is Boogers., but you knew that.

Here is something you didn't know about Spiders and her Theremin...

Within the wending aural folds, the labyrinthine cacophony of Theremin echoes and oscillations Lurks the Minotaur. The Great Trickster Spirit, god of storms, betrayer of the Eldar Annunanki and leader of the new, and inherently compromised, Annunanki Triumvirate; Jehovah lord of the hours has funneled all his malice into the vile twist'd spine Minotaur's Curse blazing hateful-red with the promise of coming violence against the last Annunanki left aboard the Human-Physical plane, a being known to the mortals of today as none other than... Santa Clus.

Speaking of Santa it sure seems he is busy. Right now Santa stands atop a contortion (probably dead) elfs and has rolled up one elf, so thin they are from the long flight with no reserves of elf-food (which is actually just expired cat food* like a paper funnel of loudness to shout through. A malnourished megaphone.

"Get over here you elfs!" Santa yells.

Soon the few dozen elfs not shot, starved, eaten or beat to death converge on the spot, when they do he has them sneak around and steal phones because as Santa knows the only thing elfs are better at then killing other elfs is stealing. They take out the cameras from the phones, melt down the plastic, make new toys into which they sneak the camera's back into so Santa can spy on all the boys and girls to make sure they too do not fall into the same deadly obsession which has overtaken Spiders.

Rishi Applegate Marquez has uploaded several alluring pictures of Spiders' new Theremin, the Trinarktikon thrice accursed, to his Instagram Page thus doubling the reach of the ominous instrument...**

() Luna's Note ()

*as far as I know plane elfs get expire'd catfood and house elfs get expired dog food
as far as I'm concerned theyre lucky to get anything at all

**afaik Rishi was not on the plane at the time so it's weird he got a Theremin pic, although maybe time is the choice word there and all those spooky Saturn ref's in the last chapter had something to do with all these pesky time skips... O-r maybe it's just Nibiru's crash course with Hogsmeade afterall... our 'suppous'd Saturn' the Annunanki Eldar Spirit Jehovah is just that, an Eldar Annunanki, not a true Titan, like ol' Saturn/Cronos; mayhaps the Real Saturn is involved yet playing counter to the great Imposter (jehobha),, i guess only Time will tell!

***an extra deep fingering courtesy of Albus "Pipe Cleaners" Dumbledore!

p.s.

Regarding The Whereabouts of Rishi Applegate Marquez 12.25.21

Albus called up Rishi Applegate Marquez and said he'd pick him up on his motorcycle and they'd go on a date.

When Albus show'd up with a squat little tin sidecar flimsily attached to his Kawasaki dirt-bike Rishi was dissapoint'd but figured 'beggers can't be choosers' and went along with it.

"Why don't I just ride pillion behind you?" Rishi asked and ran his hand suggestively to cup and fondle Albus's balls.

"Yeah that's illegal though so if we don't wanna get pulled over you better just ride in the sidecar," Dumbledore said even though he desperately wanted a handjob-he couldn't be seen riding with someone like Rishi, being white still meant something, it meant something to Albus Dumbledore at least! (AN: I'm not racist but Dumbledore is a fictional character its alright.)

Rishi didn't like look the sidecar at all!

But he decided he'd better just get in and they were off !

They puttered along at a brisk 35 miles per hour as Dumbledore wordlessly shared his favorite drive with Rishi, who was cramped in the sidecar far enough away to make talking difficult as Dumbledore was oft shy and wont to mumble so Rishi just kind of zoned out. The sidecar was awful small and didn't really have a seat, it was just a flat metal tray/space to sit on that jostled him fiercely the entire time... but he'd heard that DUmbledore was "Quite long" and thinking that meant his penis and not his trembly long fingers Rishi bode his time.

After another hour of silent scootering about on country lanes Rishi began to wonder if Dumbledore was even going to fuck him or not but then Dumbledore brought Rishi to his office.

"Check this out Rishi!" Dumbledore said gailly prancing quickly into his familiar and unlit office.

It was dim and he hadn't bothered to light any fires; he knew his way around but poor Rishi had weak night vision. Afeard to leave Albus' side for long in this creepy old castle Rish hastens to Dumbledores side and manages to severely bang his shin on some Enchanted Bone Shattering Armor Albus had left laying about after he'd been playing with it earlier****

****(which was why he'd been over 20 minutes late picking Rishi up at the bus stop)

"shit!" Rishi mumbled while Albus booted up an old apple computer with a teal monitor.

"Check it out dude!" Dumbledore called out, his face lit by the screen, "I call it my Cooter Computer!"

The home screen loaded and sure enough the background was all kinds of women!

Even Rishi Applegate Marquez, who takes photography for a living has to be impressed by that Dumbledore figures,

"pretty cool," Rishi agrees, rubbing his freely bleeding leg. The blood drips everywhere off of Rishi's hands.

"yeah," Dumbledore boasts cockily while 'booting up' several pictures, "I put all kinds of pictures of hot babes on this computer," Albus explains," also sometimes I just look up pictures of hot chicks on the internet," he adds...

Rishi doesn't seem to know how to respond...

"You ever look up... like, you ever do any internet searches for,"

but then Rishi, catching sight of Fawkes the battered and traumatized Pheonix trembling emaciated in a corner right next to a pair of suspiciously stained trousers and what looked like some very dirty medical gloves decided to just leave after all, he couldn't imagine what could reduce an immortal being into such a state!

"whatever dude!" Albus scoffs then decides he didn't really want to give Rishi a Pipe Cleaner*** after all.

"You got blood all over my Enchanted Bone Shattering Armor anyway faggot!" Dumbledore taunts savagely, scoring off of Rishi afterall...