Recently 'Doghouse' Malfoy had broken up with his gay lover, Harry 'the snake' Potter after he realized that Time Skips had tricked him into thinking he was gay.

Neville had just finished playing a long set alongside Spiders, who wanted Neville to keep drumming along to her Theremin but he'd convinced her that they'd done plenty that day already... Now that he's done with band practice for the day he decides to bake a batch of cookies to cheer up Draco.

"It can be really hard breaking up with someone, especially if it's another guy and you're not even gay!" Neville said to himself, shaking his head., but just then the buzzer dinged! The cookies he baked to cheer up doghouse malfoy were done! He was just about to go and get the fellow when Luna showed up.

"Oh god," Luna complains, seeing that Neville just try'd his hand again at cooking, she loves to give him a hard time.

"Are you okay Neville? The way those cookies came out it kind of seems like you should see a specialist..."

Neville didn't say anything but it was clear he was upset, Luna leaned into it.

"You didn't bake those cookies you massacred them, how can you live with yourself knowing what you've done?"

"These cookies are fine," Neville assured her and laid them upon a plate for Draco who was still crying.

"I'm just saying well adjusted people don't cook things that come out looking like that,"

She was going to imply that Draco was weeping because of how bad Nevilles cookies were but her heart wasn't in it, ever since her bestie Spiders lied to her she didn't have someone to double team him with...

But just then! Spiders cursed Theremin began wailing it's eeiree and discordant notes and Doghouse Malfoy, being in low spirits as is, was immediately engulfed by it's malefic spell!

"Oh shit!" Neville cried out, he'd been a little worried about Spiders' obsession with the Theremin, they'd just got done playing and here she was at it again, that just confirmed his suspicion!

"This is bad," Luna agreed, the two apparently truced, temporarily.

Draco began dancing threateningly towards them, he sway'd his boney hips to brandish them brazenly, Luna cried out and stumbled over an elf,

"Scooz me Mizz," the plane-elf began but Luna quickly scoop'd him up and hogtied his arms and legs so he was like a lumpy ball and then bowled him down the plane-aisle and tumbled doghouse Malfoy over like a pin!

"Nice thinkin!" Neville went in for a congratulatory high-five with Luna but she just lifted her leg slightly and farted in his direction,

"Let's book it before that thing wakes up!" Luna rord; she bolted down the other end of the plane, the opposite direction from where Spiders' creepy music originated, Neville followed, stricken..

Now there was people everyone on the plane that had been taken over by Spiders new THeremin!

That's when they ran into Ron!

"Howdy yall," Ron drawled in his carefully affected southern accent, the charade took a lot of work to keep up but he was tenacious if anything else!*(see note R in Appendix)

"Oh thank god, it's Ron!" Luna moaned, finally something was going her way.

Because just as she had feared it turned out that the Theremin was using the very time skips that bombarded them* to disrupt the passengers perception of reality and then they becomes Slaves of the Theremin, the notes spiders was playing were obviously carefully coordinated to specific brainwave patterns...

"That's right Luna," Neville confirmed Luna she was on the right track,

"But how do yall reckon the Theremin knows which brain waves to stimulate to turn everybody into slaves?" Ron asked.

"Siple Ron: The Theremin doesn't need to know that, Spiders does, and when she selects which note to play the vibrations align thus to all the passengers brainwaves, and because of the Time Skips they forgot their past and become wholly under its spell!" Neville explained, obviously Metatron had supplied this information.

"But how do you know all that Neville," Luna wanted to know,

"Metatron told me when he sent me back to the human-physical sphere to prevent the Hermione Tat Ko; the Hermione Death Battle, which he also said was in danger of being manipulated by forces of darkness, like the Demons League and the Mystery Planet; Nibiru.

Now that everything had been fully explained Luna just had one more question.

"If that's how you are able to keep your memory through the Time Skips then how does Ron manage it?"

Neville, for once, didn't have an answer, and Metatron, the great Annunanki spirit residing in the Spirit-dimension- but then Ron bashfully stepped forward, his cowboy hat held over the front of his crotch, a giant brass belt buckle shining around it's edges like some kind of Tallahassee Halo.

"Well actually, I'm immune to Time Skips because 'I'm livin on Tulsa Time'," Ron said ingratiatingly quoting his ringtone.

It turns out the twangy rhythms of Ron's favorite music may just be the antidote to Spiders' thrice curs'd Theremin! Then again... maybe not...

Several Theremin-Slaves swayed around the hapless trio, pressing them in close together! Luna began hyperventilate, she could hardly breath and the crowd surged closer...

"What do we do!"

"Stay close!" Neville warned, "Don't let them split us up!"

Luna, her heart beating furiously, burrowed her face into Ron's dip-stained overalls(authors note; at the time ron got them he didn't chew tobaco so he had a bunch of Mississippi hillbillies spit all over his overalls for an Authentic (tm) look), the dancing mob of mind-wiped passengers crowded him closer and closer...

(+) Luna's Appendix (+)

hey guys, it's Luna here

Boy there's a lot going on in this chapter!

I figured I better take notes!

Note "R"- When the students of Hogwarts School went on their summer vacation all over America Ron spent a lot of time in Mississippi and decided to be a redneck now, it's a lot of hard work and not everyone is supportive of his lifestyle choices but he has taken it all in stride, vowing one day to reunite the Confederacy and undo the mistakes of the past...

*-As we've seen in the last chapter, and a few others, Time Skips can consort to make a body loose all their memories or even Chrono-Displace them into an alternate universe like when Harry went to Yugioh and that time Draco and I almost got burned at the Stake but then it never happened the next day because time skips! (see A Return to Hogwarts Christmas Part 2).

As we all know the Rouge Mystery Planet Nibiru is behind all this... but why?

After pouring over all the evidence, the journals, Santa Clause's personal Diary, the flight logs... one thing has become increasingly clear to me. The Annunanki themselves, who have summoned Nibiru to crash upon our head plan to use this Curse'd Theremin to call Nibiru to the landing site!

If that is true then the Demon's Legion will make their move soon! According to Santa's Diary Muhad al Adin and the 'Jackers tried to hijack his sleigh and event his plane a while back*** I can only wonder when Moriarti Strand himself will make an appearance, yet I fear that once the cat shows his face the mouse will already be firmly in the trap... and the mouse is... us!

***not only did they try to take Santa's sleigh and blow up all his reindeer: they also tried to hijack the plane and are the reason why the pilot ran away, apparating to safety.

****Luna Neville Ron Santa Claus Hermione Lion Heart the Time Child Mecha Granger 2030

But just then Santa Claus, the last Annunanki Eldar left alive on the human physical plane, and luckily on this very beleaguered plane particularly! but anyway Hermione Lion Heart was there and the Battle Mech from the future of the 'Diagonal Hallway' dimension she is a part of, Mecha Granger 2030 was there too!

Santa Clause put his hands on his hip, "Icicle Barrage!"

He swelled up like a blowfish, his cock momentarily the size of a grown mans thigh, then he exhaled and Ice Shards flew everywhere! One of the Theremin-Zombies, a 4th year Ravenclaw, took a shard to the eye and was soon rolling on the aisle of the cramped plane, blood geysering out of her ruined eye. But at least, for a moment, she was free of the dread influence of the Curse'd Intstrument.

"It looks like pain can break the spell!" Santa yelped victoriously, but he was soon on one knee, panting heavily.

Mecah Granger 2030 rolled up to the fray with her gun-barrel arms firing full bore, she sprayed ammunition into the crowd and it thinned in no time, a bloody mist moving down the aisle like the tail of a comet as mindslave students fell like dominoes to rapid fire heavy artilary.

Hermione Lion Heart ran forward to extricate Luna, Neville and Ron from all the mangled bullet and ice shredded corpses piled up on top of them.

"Sic Semper Tyranus!" Ron drawled once he was free, he kicked one of the dead Theremin-Slaves, the world didnt seem like such a harsh place now that he'd made some new friends. Ron had had a lot of trouble making friends, and indeed keeping the ones he'd already had when he adopted his American white trash persona, indeed; he hadn't even spoken to Harry at all since they'd boarded the plane all those years ago, Harry just acted like he didn't even know who Ron was!

So he couldn't help but blush when The Time Child offered her hand,

"Welcome to the Resistance," she spat.

Now that there was six of them**** they had a fighting chance! Santa was down on one knee, his spare reserves of Christmas Spirit depleted by the acidic notes of Spiders' new Theremin. And just over his shoulder where a bunch more passengers, all of them were clearly under the control of the malodorous music.

"We have to make it to the cockpit!" Santa told them. "Once we have the cock pit we control the whole plane!"