The Resistant 6, as they now call themselves, are standing around the entryway to the Cock Pit. "We've got to get away from all these Theremin Zombies!" Neville cries out
Mecha Granger 2030 fired her guns but the Zombies kept a'comin!
"there aint nigh as many as there was a while ago,"* Ron pithily observed as bullet shredded bodies of his former classmates hit the neutral colored carpeted floor of the planes foyer.
(*see Johnny Horton - Luna's Note()
Then they all went into the cock pit. But little did they know...
Someone who looked an awful lot like Padma was hiding in the cock pit since no one was using it, an open secret on this plane, sorta like how it's a pretty open secret by now that the Patil twins had faked Parvarti's death so they could stop being mistaken for each other and have a normal life. So when the Return to Hogwarts Express 6 finally effect ingress to the cock pit and upon entering just assume that it's actually Pavarti hiding behind her raven black hair even though it's actually just as likely a Parvarti day which would mean she's the one who was out in the aisles, dancing along to Spiders' new Theremin along with everyone else...
Luna is startled as hell to see Padma there,' if it even is padam...'. She and her ex bestie Spiders had had a falling out when Spiders had used her Futanari Girl's Penis to hook up with Padma, Luna's even ex'r bestie, who is also a dickgirl. But little did Luna konw that the girl in front ofher was actually Parvarti instead of Padma.
Parvarti, thinking she's still suppoused to be pretending to be besties with Luna and forgetting that she's suppoused to be pretending to be dating Ron says, "oh hey Luna, I come in here to get away from that dang Theremin music," even though she's lying and she's really in the Cock Pit to keep up her and her twin's desperate ruse because she's tired of how people keep going in the bathroom and seeing her despite how she was supoused to be occluded sort of like the very Nibiru of dim legend...
But anyways there's still no pilot and all else that is in there is just a rack of monitors, Santa's Surveillance Station. Santa left a few scattered personal effects about like a case of coca-cola and a bottle of penicilin for his hep-c. Padma appears to have been making free and wild with his things, her breath reeks off penicilin and soda, and she has spillled quite a bit of soda all over her blouse.
They all look the cock pit.
"Oh I get it," Neville says, always having to be the clever one, "You picked the front of the plane as your base since it's like the northernmost point, the as above so below to the North Pole back home," he says. No one bothers to respond
But Santa wasn't actually interested at all in checking his surveillance monitors because they all show'd the same predictable thing, a very tall girl covered in Spiders playing her evil instrument like so many Pied Pipers of the Sky... A cloudy sky forboding storms...
storms...
of music`'
The two Hermiones in the cock pit take special care to keep Santa clear of the controls, he only wanted to get near them to bring the plane down in an explosive grind of steel and concrete, shattered glass and shattered bones... He spends far too much time in the sky, flying his sleigh to not have developed a fixation on the art of Kamikaze..
Luckily for them Santa wears baggy red pants because his fixation is really more of a fetish and since stepping foot near such potential for mechanical mayhem...
the whole way up the aisles Santa kept on in Ron and Neville and Luna's ears about
"brilliant flashes of light followed by profound and total darkness," and "that special shrieking cry of metal grinding metal," the beauty in fire andcetera...
At the time they were flying over France and Santa espied the Eiffel-Tower, "oh man, that thing is so sturdy, we've have to ram the plane straight into the cetnral support struts if we wanted to bring it down," Santa mused, making the others about him uncomfortable..
"No Santa," Hermione replies, "we have a responsibility to not bring this here plane and everyone in it down in a blazing inferno, no matter how much we've all thought about it."
Mecha Granger 2030's faceplate blinked, the led lights indicating her "eyes" clicked off and back on in a quick, spiral succession to mimick the human-physical action of "rolling eyes" and it did not go unnoticed either!
There was a resonant THHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG as Hermione Lion Heart learned why you should never slap a battle droid.
She had tried to bitch slap Mecha Granger 2030 but her battle droid companions face was a thick plate of hollow'd steel and she broke every bone in her hand...
"Yew big dummy!" Sez Ron, "Errybody knows you caint never bitch slap a battle droid, watr you stupid?" He laughed and slapped his knee. Then he pointed a mocking finger toward her "fool! fool! nothin you can do!" and danced a merry jig.
Luna tried to appraise the size of his penis through it's rhytmic swaying inside his shorts seriously considering him as a viable lover, she had afterall finally turned 18 and shaved away her pubic mound to discover therein, laying eyes upongst for the first time in her life he very own womans-parts
thank god it's not a penis! she had thought, it looks like it's only my besties that turn out to be Futanari Dickgirls, phew, she reassured herself but secretly she had actually felt a little left out. Those secret, even to her mostly, feelings resurged as she espied Ron Weasleys bouncing pecker and briefly imagined it as her very own... but she didn't have time to be aroused further by such thoughts when...
Parvarti,Neville an d Santa were also watching the exchange but then...
The lucky 7 protected within the Cock Pit briefly hear a halt in the ominous music seeping under the door!
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Meanwhile; Outside the Cock Pit
Spiders is taking a quick little break, giving her hands a brief 'Spider-nap' to refresh their strength for her continued performance. During this period of downtime Shamus arrives to her and they share a talk, let's have a look;
Shamus; "hey, you're Spiders right? I'm Shamus," he said, he secretly had a crush on very tall Futanari dick girls...
Spiders can tell that he's about to start flirting with him and cuts him off, "I know what you're thinking," she pointedly locks her eyes onto his, which, as she'd guess'd, are pointed straight forward at her crotch, looking for the bulge of her girls' penis, "but I can see a size-queen when ones in fronta-"
-but Spiders is intertuped by Shamus asking her on a dinner date... "if you're not to busy turning everyone on the plane into your mindslave with that curs'd Theremin of yours anyway..."
Spiders didn't even try to let him down easy, she is a very busy seven foot tall girl, a Hermione nonetheless, and she has her career to think about ; "i'm like a spider, I only eat bugs and sometimes other spiders," Spiders says in a hurtfully dismissive tone.
But like Geordie La Forge advancing through a thick spray-cloud of mace, Shamus will not be deterred so easily...
"I thought spiders only ate each other after they mated, like a post sex death ritual" sez Shamus.
Spiders answers him saying;" yea, i only eat spiders when i'm horny"
but thtat's when spiders realized shamus was just distracting her maybe, he had potato wedges jamed into his ears to save him from the malefic spell of Spiders' theremin, but like any good musician knows the best music is the kind you 'feel' instead of hear so she carefully oscillated the notes of her theremin to just the right frequency to bombard his defences and pretty soon, once his mind had been hollowed dry of the memories which would tell Shamus who he was, Spiders had a brand new theremin mind slave to do her dour bidding...
Spiders marched up the plane, her horde of Theremin Zombies a tidal wave of violence crashing around her even though all the students had been subsumed by her spell but really she is just a pawn and Jehova is pulling all the strings, a little extra insurance to see that Nibiru fulfill it's darkling function.
That's when Spiders sees, just there a few aisles over to her left, a shape moving among the aisles!
"'How can this be!? I've made all the passengers fall under the hypnotic drone of my deadly theremin... who is this to still be up and about?" Spiders hissed quietly to herself as she snuck up on Harmonica who was trying to administer first aid to fallen plane-elfs but she had apparantly not hissed quietly enough because Hamronica had clearly heard her and jumped and spun around to face her attacker!
"Have at you!" She yelled and her sword Death Maker glinted in the dull flickering lights of the plane...