Spiders had just tried sneaking up on Harmonica but she found out otherwise when Harmonica knew she was who was back there all along and also had her sword, Death Maker, raised and at the ready, ya! she screamed out and metal bit metal.
Spiders parried Harmonica's frenzied blows!
"Umph!" She cried out as Harmonica's Annunanki-Blade skimmed her short cut blouse and exposed her Futanari Girls Penis to the whole plane!
The blow didn't draw blood, physical blood at least, but her emotional flow was heavy, she is afterall a very shy 7 foot tall girl! Spiders doesn't like anyone to know about her Futanari Girls Penis even though it is so small so it looks like Hamronica has won this round!
But just when it looked like Harmonica was winning Spiders used her considerable reach to goose her opponents left tit with one hand and slice her face deeply with her jagged obsidian dagger, Poison Fang she called it, which had been forged by the molding together of many gobs of deadly deadly spiders poison and then dipped in lava to get it to be sharp! Spiders had to get her weapon, The Poison Fang different than how Harmonica got Death Maker who used her 'Wishing Stone' to get it and Spiders accidentally used her Wishing Stone in chapter 74 instead.
"Face it," Harmonica said savagely between flicks of her blade, "no one wants to listen to your gimmicky, stale music anymore now that you've burnt so many bridges with this rediculous Theremin Fiasco,"
"AAAA!" Spiders hissed in fury and rage at all this lies pouring out of such plump and deceptive lips. "Liar!" She ejaculated.
"It's true, why would anyone listen to Spiders and the Chumbawumbas anymore when Animal Collective have a whole Album worth of songs about Time Skips and you guys still aren't even signed yet!"
"But I was singing about my battle with Time Skips for years before those hacks came along and stole my idea! They can't even spell either! Time Skips has only one 'P' not theo ther one, idiots!" Spiders spat visciously.
Anyway that's when Harmonica made her move! Her darkened ebony hue allowed her to blend into the shadows of plane and once she had got Spiders all riled up about Animal Collective again she figured now was the best time to sneak up on her and attack! That's just what she did too!
So then Spiders brought up her sword really fast too, and she just barely managed!
But while Spiders was distracted by all that Harmonica got out her butane torch and burnt up Spiders dagger, Poison Fang NOOOOOOOOOOO Spiders wailed in anguish!
Thats when Spiders was able to fashion a Sonic- Sword through the careful oscillations and adjustments to the arcane frequencies of her thrice curs'd Theremin so that's what she used to block against her African American rivals Annunanki Blade the Death Maker.
"Damn you!" She cried out; swung again.
This other time now her sword made contact to Spiders leg!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Spiders howled in pain!
A flicker of conscientiousness wavered through the mass of her Theremin Zombies, a brief surfacing of the concious as the eerie and otherworldly notes of the impish insturment faltered in the wake of Spiders sudden suffering . But just like her namesake Sdiders is quick on her feet and she marshalled her pain, ate it the way her well connected art world friends had taught her over the selective and secret twitter user group she had joined when her star had been upon the rise...
Parvarti Patil thats right the girl with the curtain of hair as black as a raven's, her breast overflowing in dour abundance with plots and open-secrets... She had to pretend to be dead every other day but at least she didn't have a Girls penis like her Futanari sister Padma; but then she realized that since everyone thinks she's Padma anyway it might as well be as bad as actually having the darn thing in the first place!
Parvarti started getting confused about thinking so much and when Ron noticed her blank expression he assumed she had somehow been overcome by the malodorous melody Spiders so wickedly produced,
Ron; We gotta save her quick! (thinking she's apart of the mindless hoarde pulsing and throbbing against the door to the cock pit)
Luna: Oh no! Padma! No!
Mecha Granger 2030; Query; can Bioform Designate Ron confirm: is it possible for Mexicans to live on Tulsa Time? (assuming, with her emotionless mechanical sort of logic that Padma Patil really is Mexican just like Ron does and that if only she could adapt to Rons advantegous camoflauging by also living on Tulsa Time with him...)
Ron shook his head dourly, "I don't Reckon Mecha Granger 20 30, I don't reckon that's so at'all" He spat chaw tobaco mournfully.
But by the time their conversation had gotten that far Parvarti was able to come back to her senses and clear the whole mess up and just say 'I got distracted' and they all dropped it there, at least the part about her being compromised; that whole scenario did however inspire several turns in the converstaion until they had circled back to the problem they'd hovered over over and over about how they could aqcuire immunity to Spiders' Curs'd Theremin for those who so far appeared to have none!
"If only we could give everyone ear plugs!" Mecha Granger 20 30 said peevishly, already bored with the topic at hand.
"That's stupid! Your the one who needs ear plugs idiot!" Hermione Lion Heart spat back!
"What if they had another song stuck in their head so the Theremin doesn't have room to work!" Luna wondered but Santa rolled his eyes,
"none of this would be an issue if we just stuck this whole damn plane through a bloody hospital and be done with it!" he muttered, expecting to be ignored again as he always seemed to be in group discussions what kind of Eldar Annunanki are you Christopher! To be buffeted and stomped, feelings stamped so by the whims of such children he mused sourly to himself
"If Country and Western music works for Ron then maybe there's someway to get that to work for everyone else!" "Padma" chimed in.
"Mind control don't work on people line dancin'" Ron put in sagely.
So now all it was was a matter to get everyone doing that, "although the San Antonio Stroll would probobly be an easier dance" Ron had eventually conceded.
Hermione Lion Heart had just about heard enough! "What's that Ron?" She asked, genuinely curious. She wanted to know more about the San Antonio Stroll.
So Ron then explain her how to do the ol' San Antonio Stroll 'which,' he did allow, sheepishly, "we prolly aint get pert near enough Vasoline(TM) for all of that!"
Luna, meanwhile, had no idea. She, as previously discussed had only just recently trimmed down her pubic mound to discover her womans parts and didn't have the sexual mileage to be able to properly guess how much vasoline was too much vasoline when attempting to insert your arm up anothers anus far enough to be dragged bodily for no less than seven steps... but she figured too much would make an arms sllluurrpp right out before the boot heels hit the sawdust!
Or that's what she said anyways...
Ron raised an eyebrow at this like 'oh yeah?' and he said, "well, getting into to all that's more a matter'v technique and grip"
"I for one imagine that would take a lot of core strength," Neville put in, out of the now seven of them in the cock pit resisting Spiders venomous charms he had spoke not at all until then.
"I can't fucking take it anymore!" Santa screamed, his eyes bulging and bloodshot, streaming wild tears!
He made a wild lunge for the controls
"Stop Him!" Hermione Lion Heart wailed, "oh for the love of God! Stop him!"
He was brought down, arm straining for the idly humming levers. He dropped his balding pate unto the plastic flooring of the cock pit and wept.
"Anyways we don't have time to make anyone else immune to the Theremin because we're the only ones left not under it's control already!" Luna said and that started the whole cycle over again.
And outside the cockpit... well
Spiders slahsed at Harmonica with her new sonic sword! The two special blades crossed and thrust upon one another, each striving to dominate! Like well muscled oil wrestlers tugging and straining, positioning and thrusting the two met and collided, thrust and plunged!