Harmonica continues to battle Spiders while the piercingly poisonous 440hz wail of Spiders' evil Theremin continued its deadly charade!
A gash upon Harmonica`s face drips slow venom through her veins- a souvenir of Spiders' Poison Fang!
"Hah!" Harmonica pants with blood drops.
Spiders is also tired of from playing the Curses of the Theremin so vigorously before her fight.
And that's when they come upon the section of the plane that Zach Braff was tarrying in; Sirius, like all the other non-Hermione-humans on the plane is somewhere in Spiders surging mass but Zach proved immune to the Curs'd Trinarktikon Theremin. Somehow...
all the other passengers have to look at Zach Braff, star of his hit show S.C.R.U.B.S. through a dirty mirror because a mere human mind would never be able to comprehend or even process such a sublime figure but these two are Hermiones and as such somewhat immune. They did not suffer any hemorrhaging (or Hermiorrhaging;)but they did both feel a slight sense of something midway between Vertigo and like a little bit like a fever dream/bad trip vibe too.
"Dont think that just because Zach Braf is here I'm going to go easy on you!" Harmonica warns Spiders!
They both appraise his reaction to this verbal sally; the following seconds would be critical and they both knew it!
As the two formerly furious girls watch with bated breath Zach languidly motions them forward and begins subtly implanting his implacable mind virus into the very core of their subconsciousnesses...
MEANWHILE in the Cock Pit_
Mecha Granger 2030 is still copying Ron and has arranged her tangly mop of incongruos human hair upon her headplate to resemble Ron's new country haircut. And guess what Hermione Lion Heart is jealous that MechaG23 has a new 'thing/ w. someone othern her- also she says ;
"I may not be the 1st Hermione like stinky old Kraug but I was the first new hermione, the first alternate dimensional hermione and the first Hermione or anybody to get a spirit name like the Blessings of the Sky wherever she is.. "
-but that reminds everyone that they hadn't seen Cho Chang, blessed of Enlil and keeper of the Lapis Keys to Serenity since this whole Theremin Crisis began!
Outside the cock pit they heard a lot of noises like a fight.
"Danger!" Mecha Granger 2030 intoned. She couldn't believe her sensors!
Just then Harmonica and Spiders came crashing through the Cock Pit doors!
Everyone started to ignore Hermione Lion Heart again so she called Ron 'a disgrace to the confederacy' but he was having none of that and she got discouraged.
"Padma" Luna and Ron, with also Mecha Granger 2030 were all talking about the handful of mosquitos Luna had found.
"We've all been on a plane so long without food that we're going to eat mosquitos now;" Luna explained to everyone and they began digging in. They wanted to eat mosquitos because they really hadn't ate anyhing else in so long!
Tthat's when Parvarti remembered something; "hold on guys, I think I know a way to break this fight up!"
They all go really excited; finally! A way to end this madness!
"Let's go!" Neville said; "What are we waiting for!" He figured they'd better scoot before more Time Skips confound their accomplishment.
They all ran to follow Parvarti who slipped past the fighting Hermiones and Theremin slaves until they were in the baggage area of the plane! That's when "Padma" said, "don't yall rememember Bangles the mosquito eating cat?" She got the cat out of its carrier and fed it some mosquitos;
"What?" Neville said; he had no idea what was going on!
Luna was also confused and she would have left but they was still all those THeremin Zombies out there..
. "Where did that cat come into play?"- She wanted to know why that cat was eating all the mosquitos she'd found for dinner- `if Spiders could see me know' she thought; correctly estimating that Spiders would be jealous of her ex-besties' superior ability to trap and capture insects to eat!
Padma explained that the mosquitos would lure Harmonica's favorite pet cat, Bangles, into the cock pit, and that would distract her and finally end the fight! Of course Harmonica loves Bagnles; Bangles is orange with spots and a shiny abundance of fur.
"You guys this is it! The nightmare will finally be over!" Padma said clutching Harmonica's big fluffy cat like a lifesaver out of this crazy Theremin Crisis and they all felt really relieved.
"Thank God let's get this over with!" Luna cheer'd her sallow friend on and somehow they just managed to get back safely!
"The door!"
Theremin zombies clawed at the door but they shut it just in time!
Harmonica and Spiders didn't notice because they're focused on fighting! But Luna knew how to get Harmonica's attention and end this once and for all!
"Hey Harmonica I hope you like it when your cat's dead retard!" Luna yelled and threw Bangles the Mosquito Eating Cat out the window.
"Noooooooooooooooooo!" Harmonica wailed! Bangles was her favorite!
That's when Spiders got the upper hand! "Dies" he screamed!
Spiders kicked Harmonicas brittle shins until she fell down. First she got poisoned on Christmas with an Ichor Blade and now this!
"Bangles nooooo!" She was upset with Luna throwing her cat out the window so Spiders won the fight.
Little do either of them know that Zach Braf's mind virus is already eating away at their sanity!
Spiders made all her Theremin Zombies come into the Cock Pit and get Harmonica and then she played all the right note on her Theremin of Curses to compell them to tie her up good and tight!
"Damn you" Harmonica struggled fruitless against her bonds.
"Shit guys that plan didn't work at all!" Luna cried out, they had to run out the Cock Pit now that Spiders was in there with her surging horde!
"Padma must have gotten confused about how since Harmonica is working for Jehovah ever since her fight with Santa (Back in Chapter 69) that she must'v had something to do with the Theremin calling upon the Planet Nibiru into this sphere of existence even though she really didn't!" Neville said that because just like how Metatron is the intercessor for the Higher realms Nevilles suppoused to be doing that on the Human-Physical Sphere but he isn't doing a very good job at all so far.
They all kept running to get away from the hands that shot out from around the corners of seats and out of the luggage racks.
"I kinda feel bad about throwing Harmonica's cat out the window do you guys think its okay?"
"It's just an open window idiot its not like it went through panes of glass or anything," Hermione Lion Heart said, she sure is grouchy lately!
"Hey that's a pretty sharp tone there!" Luna admonished, "Why don't you go sword fit with the other Hermiones if you want to be so cutting!"
But Hermione Lion Heart had recorded it all with her Apple Glasses and she played back the video to Luna and pointed as Bangles goes out the window. "See, he cleared the frame perfectly, he's obviously fine." and that about settled that, although it would be hard to find him and get him back they all evnetually reached the consensus that it's a good thing cats always land on their feet!
see you all real soon for the thrling conclusion to the Great Theremin War and the begining of The Countdown to 100!