Now that Spiders has subdued her final opponent Harmonica she stops and drops down onto a sofa roll to think about her motivation and goals.

What is it that Spiders even hopes to accomplish here? You are rightly asking, and I'll tell you;

Spiders wanted to take over Everyone with her Theremin that way she's the most powerful. "HAHAHAHA," Spiders laughed triumphantly, "I'm the most powerful on this plane! HAHAHAHA"

But what she didn't know was that Harry the Snake Potter was there all along and he heard her evil plans!

"Not so far Spiders!" Harry said and he jumped out from his hidey hole.

"Damn you!" Spiders hisses in fury and she starts playing her Theremin at him.

"Harry watch out!" Luna warns him.

Harry just manages!

He dodges Spiders' malicious attack, "thanks Luna, I would have never seen that coming if you hadn't warned me," he says over his shoulder, narrowing his eyes, he won't let Spiders out of his sight now...

"Spiders why do you have to be my enemy!" He implores the girl right in front of him.

Sure, she may be 7 feet tall and maybe she does have a tiny little chode but she is the first girl Harry ever dated on the plane and he just can't let that connection all be for nothing.

Now that they're fighting it out Neville and Santa Claus and Hermione Lion Heart the Time Child and Mecha Granger 2030 and Padma and some red headed yokel who looked vaugely familial to Harry were all also watching Harry's fight; Nevile, the sponsoir of Metatron always wanted to be the reasonable one; "try and talk her down Harry!" he suggested.

Harry took a look at Neville. "Maybe you're right. Thank you for the advice, Neville." he responded.

Harry look Spiders. In mid lunge she cocked her head at him as a curious dog, wary about what he was about to say next...

"We used to kiss and listen to Depeche-mode and you spat all over yourself! Didn't any of it mean anything to you! Didn't I mean anything to you!?" Harry's heart is full to bursting with unrequited questions...

That took the wind out of Spiders sails. Lucky for Harry because Spiders is sailing on a sea of violence on a rudderless ship of revenge!

"You never loved me you just wanted to make Draco jealous!" Spiders wailed at Harry but he was ready for her with a retort of his own;

"Of course it's not because you're so tall!" Harry shot back, "and it's not because you have 8 tarantuals crawling all over you all the time or your disgusting little girl's penis either I'm not even that shallow you stupid bitch,"

Normally Luna would have believed Spiders over Harry but even she had to agree he had a point, "what's wrong with you Spiders" she asked pointedly.

"Great now everyone hates me!" Spiders raged; she actually forgot that Luna had been mad at her for awhile now because of her secret girl's penis. Spiders lashed out at Harry but he blocked her just in time.

"Here use my titanium shields to block Spiders' vicious blows" Mecha Granger 2030 said and she passed Harry some of her shielding components that he used.

Spiders was sent tumbling over! "Damn you! It's no fair having all this people helping you with our fight!" Spiders spat.

"Oh yeah but you keep mind wiping people and performing the Curses of the Theremin to make them enact your bidding!" Harry shot back!

"But I need to do all that so I can become the most powerful Hermione of them all and get lots of friends that way!" Spiders nearly wailed!

Harry had to think about that one! But eventually he figured out what she meant and he said; "Is that what this is all about? but Spiders, don't you see, we don't like you just because you play a Cursed Theremin forged in the fires of Rancor 6 the Hell Planet to take control of everyone and turn them into your slaves forever, we like you for you, Spiders!"

I really am Spiders, she thought...

"b-but without my Theremin i'm just one out of 7 Hermiones, no one cares about some stupid old Hermione unless she's playing the hellish music of a thrice damn'd instrument."

"Look Spiders its like this; sure you can erase someone's memories and destroy their soul with your demonic magic until there's nothing left of them but your own will superimposed over their hollow'd out interior but is a friend who's little better than a corpse strung up on wires and marionetted by you really any better than one you make yourself the honest way?"

Spiders had never thought of it that way, "so what your'e saying is that if I keep surrounding myself with all these yes men and hangers ons then I'll never know true friendship like you and your pals here have found through a difficult tribulation in which you all shared?"

"The bonds of friendship are stronger than anything!" Harry said embracing his friends Luna Neville Hermione Lion Heart Mecha Granger2030 Santa Claus and Neville and even that other guy he didn't really know who'd been hanging around Padma and Luna since the flight started all those years ago to make his point...

Spiders wiped a poisonous tear off of her demonically triumphant visage, her free hand still clutched the pulsating, cursed theremin she had just stopped playing because of the emotional display without and within!

"That's right Spiders; Friendship is the most powerful thing in the world, it's even stronger than slavery and brainwashing!" Harry responded.

"Ahh geez guys," Spiders chuckled still somewhat tearfully, "I guys I've been a real card, huh?"

"Hey it's no big deal," Harry said embracing his new friend, "just put down that dang Theremin huh!" They all laughed and Spiders bashfully and finally put down The Thrice Curs'd Theremin she had been playing for so long now...

"That's one song I don't want to ever hear again!"

Her former adversaries all joined in her mirth and there was a lot of sheepish chuckling just there in front of cock pit.

But little did they see Zach Braf huddled into a darkened corner of that part of the plane. His pupil-less eyes had gleamed with wicked delight the moment Spiders placed her powerful instrument aside. All of his patience would soon be rewarded in the enaction of his darkling schemes...

But luckily Luna spotted him just in time.

Zach Braf had just snaked his clutching fingers around the shaft of the Theremin when the blonde hair'd siren sounded the alarm; "Watch out everyone Zach Braf stole the Curs'd Theremin and I think he's about to play the Death Symphony!"

Spiders couldn't believe it! "We all thought you were so cool but it turns out youre going to steal my Theremin of Curses and kill everyone!?"

Zach Braf, in way of answering back handed her bloody lipped against the wall. He laughed malicious at her pain and grabbed the Theremin!

"Nooooooooooooo" Harry wailed blood all but geysering out of his ears, mouth, nostrils and even from around his eyes. He felt the warmth of life slipping away from him. Dimly he saw above him a wan hand clutching the empty air as if trying to sustain a tenuous grip on life itself... Some far off corner of his dying mind recognized it as his own hand but all that seemed increasingly further away.

"I never wanted to be on this stupid plan! But if I'm stuck up here with you losers at least you will all be dead!" Zach Braf intended to kill everyone on the plane, to rule over an airborne kingdom of the dead!

There were already piles upon piles of dead elfs everywhere and plenty of students that had been free'd from the bonds of mortal servitude but Zach figured when it came to dead bodies the more the merrier, what he hadn't planned on at all however was that Harmonica was freed from her bindings and about to come over to him and fight him to stop him!

"Die!" Zach screamed in evil triumph and he finally started to play the Death Symphony; those defiant few still upon their feet before him fell to the ground in anguish! "HAHAHAHA" Zach laughed maliciously.

Zach looked to Spiders and told her; "you stupid girl! You summoned me to this plane all those months ago but what you didn't know was that in doing so you have only allowed me to kill again!" It turns out that Zach Braff's manager and agent always keep a very close eye on him so as to hinder his insatiable bloodlust; but now that he is out from under such watchful eyes...

"hahaha," he continues to find it hilarious that he is killing everyone with the Death Syphony; the noxious notes bloom out of the Curs'd Theremin and fill the air of the plane.

Harmonica figures she just has enough time to save them all! She takes her torch and begins setting the walls of the plane on fire! Soon it is so hot inside that part of the plane that the very air itself is ablaze!

"Stupid girl!" Zach laughs his evil intent, "just because this plane is on fire doesn't matter! I will gladly rule over a pile of your dead bodies, burnt or otherwise!"

"Fuck you Zach Braf you don't even realize that now that the air is full of fire the notes of your precious "Death Sypmhony" can't travel through the air because the way is blocked with fire idiot!"

Zach couldn't believe his farseeing, unblinking eyes, it was all true, so damnably true he had to curse in frustration! Now all his plans were for nothing!

"Good thinking Harmonica", said Spiders.

Now that Zach doesn't have a weapon Spiders is able to beat the shit out of him and as a show of forgiveness Harmonica trundles up alongside Spiders and the two begin kicking him in unison like some violent chorus line of unusual Hermiones, one a seven foot tall dick girl covered in spiders and the other an African American but for that one blissful moment they were able to put aside their differences and see what they had in common...

"Sorry I marred your face with my poison blade," Spiders sheepishly told Harmonica.

"That's okay, as an unwed black teen I'm invisible to society anyway..."

Spiders cried because how sad she was that Harmonica faces that kind of racism [(A/N Anonymous reviewer jerk: See! Im NOT racist! Stop calling me racist in the reviews because why would i even wrte about racism in my stories if i was a racist idiot! so stop f%$#ing doing that!)]

"I can't believe Zach Braf tried to kill all of us," Luna says once he has been restrained. They all decide to keep him locked up in the Cock Pit since no one else is using it ever since the pilot disappeared. "Have fun rotting in here jackass," Luna spat at him

Even Neville joined in, "yeah, hope you don't have any long term planes! Because you're going to be in here for a while!"

"Damn you!" Zach Braf shrieked maniacally, his voice a piercing wail, "damn you all, and damn this endless plane ride!"

But the assemblage of students, and Santa Claus, couldn't hear him anymore over the proof of their giggling mirth now that the Theremin Crisis had finally been averted!

Spiders blushed fiercely though because out of nowhere here came Shamus! She had flirted with him a while back but then used her cursed Theremin to turn him into her slave, she hopes he doesn't hold it against her...

"Hey Spidres, I just wanted to say that if you were feeling awkward or whatever because you erased my memories and destroyed my soul forever with the Curses of the Theremin then to not worry about it, I know how much it meant to you to make friends so now I'm glad that since Zach Braf ended up being the final boss fight of hte THeremin War no one is mad at you anymore, I certainly am not anyways..." and that's when he leaned forward and gave her a big ol kiss!

Spiders had never heard a pickup line like that before and so she decided to give Shamus a chance afterall, "let's go over to my bed, or at least the seats on the plane that I've been using as a bed for the past couple years" she said and led him off to her seats.

Spiders had used her lactic acid to dissolve the arm rests between the seats so she could lay across them much like a spider will use it's own acids to completely dissolve it's insectile prey before it eats... Spidesr picked up Shamus because she was over two feet taller than him and laid him across the seats awkwardly.

"Ouch" Shamus said because she laid him down wrong.

"Oh is something wrong" Spiders asked.

"There's a piece of partially melted plastic sticking into my back," he said, she was still leaned over him with her arms around his back from the earlier processes of putting him smack dab on the jagged piece of arm rest she had meant to dissovle the rest of.

"That's not going to be the only thing jabbing into you," she said wiggling her eyebrows up and down at him in a comically suggestive manner.

"Uhm." He said, "I may be into dickgirls and everything but I'm like a top or whatever, yknow?"

"Oh, you don't like dicks at all? That's okay mine is really small anyway," Spiders said.

"Yeah I know," Shamus said, "everyone on the plane knows you have a chode, Spiders."

Spiders leaned in to kiss him but knee'd him in the sternum in the process because she is so lanky and he is laying out in front of her in an impractical fashion.

"OOOfff" he said, the wind knocked out of him. She grabbed his cock in her freakishly long hands and mashed it against his pelvis, "stop stop" he panted, she was doing it all wrong but she didn't care.

You see, Spiders, as mentioned earlier, is actually a Futanari Dick Girl and her girl's penis gives her a crazy libido rush so now that she had finally got Shamus all to herself she was going crazy with lust and was absolutely insensible to all the discomfort she was unintentionally causing him.

Like when she stamped on his relatively dainty feet with her custom ordered Doc Martins.

"You like that big boy" she asked him but Shamus was currently choking on a tarantula that had fallen off her shoulder as she bucked and jiddered wildly atop him she was going absolutely wild with lust!

"OH GOD!" She screamed loudly making him feel self conscious atop everything else. She was bucking and thrusting and with each wild lunge forward her elbows smashed into his temple raising several bruises. His vision became cloudy.

He managed to spit that tarantula out his mouth and Spiders dropped her panties and began to finally slide his penis into her vagina which nestled at the base of her throbbing girls' penis. But Spiders was already so turned on just laying hands on Shamus' member that she was overcome with a powerful orgasm and ejaculated forcefully then and there!

Shamus was absolutely covered in Spiders' especially sticky semen, her grip on his pecker forgetful, then loose, then completely gone as she passed out right then and there on top of him. Now that he doesn't have a soul anymore he couldn't think of anything worth doing on his own and that's how the two came to spend one blissful night together, embraced in the warmth of another while their bodies literally flew through the air...