Padma retrieved the printout from her Gematria Calculator that helps them solve mysteries; "according to this the numerical values for the phrase "Fire in the Sky" are equivalent to the phrases "The Signature of God" and "It does exist", pretty heavy stuff, you think it has something to do with Sun Worship?"

The other Mystery Kids mulled that other intently. The conflagration still blazed and the clock was ticking...

"Everyone knows Fire is a symbol of 'Sun-Worship" Luna said, "but how does that help us here...?" She slammed her fist in her open palm exasperated!

"Damnit!" Harry was exasperated too! "We were so close!" He was desperate to find some clue about the fire...

Spiders has been a punk Rocker since chapter 38 so she feels like that whole scene is getting stale, also she had just spent so much time playing a Curs'd Theremin and well, coming out the other side of an experience like that will surely change a person, even if she's seven foot tall with an impeccably small penis!

"I'm just a girl with a little pp- that's all that you'll let me beeeee" Spiders sang to the tune of that one Gwen Stefanni song...

She considered what that verse would sound like backed by the usual ruckus and commotion of her band, the Chubawumbas but as previously discussed Spiders is tired of being punk so she's dub-step now.

She get's really into listening to dub-step songs and even downloads some. Like the hit single "Go 4 It" by Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter's Cory Feldman with a special guest verse sung by none other than the 'd' 'o' double gee Snoop Dogy Dog himself!

Spiders thinks Snoop Dogy Dog is just the coolest hip-hop musician ever! She really enjoys the parts of the song that are dubstep music and when Snoop Dogy-Dog sings too it's even better!

"Hey Spiders come help us put out this fire!" Harry petitions her but she is too busy being Dub Step and turns up her music.

Harry can just barely hear the music above the roaring of flames "but Spiders you must help us! The other students are too weak because of your Curs'D theremin so you owe us!" Harry said in a plaintive and wheedling tone.

"Can't you see I'm listening to dubstep right now?" Spiders is starting to get annoyed by Harry's interruptions!

"Is that the hit single 'Go4It featuring Snop Dog?" Padma wanted to know? She came over to hear it.

"Yes, it's pretty great," Spiders said.

"You guys aren't saying racist things about Snoop dog are you?" Harry asked threateningly, "I can literally hear everything you're saying and Harmonica is right over there!" Harry thrusts his head forward in a belligerent peck=peck-peck motion to emphasize his point like some oversized and judgmental rooster while he gestured to Harmonica who was a couple of aisles over tending to her pile of trash and rotted hair.

Harmonica; she used to be the 8th Hermione, but no longer, now she just collects hair from around the plane and sorts it into her compost pile as accelerant like gas on an open flame because human Hair decomposes faster than any other material known to man.

Harmonica drops a handful and comes over to thank Harry for taking a stand against bigotry for her, "That was really brave of you," she told Harry while Luna trailed her thin pale fingers down the nape of Padma's neck, threateningly "whore" Luna hissed in Padma's ear now that everyone was paying attention to Harmonica Luna thought it would be an okay time to vent her frustrations on Padma about how Padma hooked up with Spiders a while back.

"Luna calm down I'm not even the "padma' that did that," 'Padma' says because she's really Parvarti.

"o Right I forgot that there's two Padma's now like how theys 7 or whatever Hermiones," Luna said but Padma/varti had already shifted her attention back to the others; namely: Harmonica Harry and Spiders...

By now smoke had completely filled that section of the plane, "hey," Spiders suddenly realized, "Harmonica started the fire not me!" Spider pointed Harmonica.

Harmonica, meanwhile, had no idea what was going on; "maybe I can help..."

Without a further word of explanation she began grabbing fistfuls of partially rotten hair and slung it on the fire! An ungodly sizzzzzzzzzzzle spat from the moldering flames... but soon the hair smothered the fire completely!

As previously discussed hair has an astoundingly rapid rate of cellular decay which is why people sprinkle hairs over their trash and a lot of people put hair on their carpets after the dog pees or messes to smother the bad smell and dissolve it faster. So the advanced rate of degradation also caused the fire to decompose right before their very eyes, first turning into smoke, then clouds and then a light misty condensation!

Thick gouts of ash eddied about the gently recirculating air of the plane over their heads. Luna giggled, her tongue gaily thrust from her mouth to catch the metallic flavored flakes.

Luna placed her hand around Padma/Parvarti's hip, "Sorry I accused you of compromising my friendship with Spiders through your sexual indiscretions" she admitted, she just couldn't stay mad, not on a white Christmas like this... Soon aisle of the plane was again filled with the laugher and shouts of gaily capering students as they romped through the thick piles of ash and burnt hair.

Luckily for them the fire hadn't done any major damage aside from destroying about a quarter of the seats but since over half the passengers had died since the pilot disappeared all those years ago they had plenty to spare, the scattered few survivors could now reorganize over this new charred landscape, there would be fights Harry knew, the pecking order had to be reestablished post-cataclysm; those whose seats had burnt would surely be on the prowl, wary and desperate, surly in their new nomadic lifestyles but with a little luck and their trusty Gematria Calculator Harry figured he and the other Mystery Kids would navigate these changes with ease

Little did he know Nibiru was inching closer every day!