now that the fire had been put out, the curs'd Theremin put away and Zach Braf locked safely in the cock pit, his bloodlust contained, the students aboard return to hogwarts express finally had an opportunity to let loose!
They all threw a party to celebrate the recent victory and also as a way of letting Spiders know there were no hard feelings about the silly ordeal she had recently put them through which had gotten so out of hand because she is seven foot tall and plays astounding music. Spiders is dubstep now and everyone on the plane gets really into that too!
Cho and Harry dance together to the dupstep music Spiders is playing for everyone.
"I never thought I'd be comfortable dancing to Spiders' music, not at least so soon!" Harry admitted.
Cho had no idea what was going on and she said so; "I thought you were different!" She ran away freely streaming tears like some liquid trail of her heartbreak...
"Harry old boy you've done it again," he muttered to himself, they didn't call him 'Harry Heart-breaker for nothing'.
But it looks like not everyone has forgiven Spiders afterall... A pair of Hufflepuffs eye her agressive.
"Ew isn't that Spiders she fucking sucks I hate her!" One of them said and the other laughed.
"Yeah," the second Hufflepuff agreed, "Spiders is retarded and I don't even like dub step anymore plus she used some dumb magical Theremin to destroy my soul and now I don't dream anymore! And I heard she's a premature ejaculator when she can even get it up at all!" She spit at Spiders and they walked away laughign.
Spiders almost started crying but then she rememberd what dubstep is really all about and that gave her a newfound strength, through the healing, sacred power of music...
Meanwhile Zach Braf was being kept prisoner in the cock pit. But unknown to the guileless students who'd put him there he was right where he wanted to be! Finally now he had a chance to get a little privacy, being a famous celebrity takes a toll afterall after a while! Also now that Zach Braf is alone he is able to enact the Blood Storm a ritual to appease and mayhap conjure the dark spirit he derives his hellish powers from.
An ungodly wail erupted from the very center of the Blood Storm that Zach Barf had created. The former star of Scrubs began a slow, baleful undulation, his uncanny eyes cracking the veil of the infinite, beyond the reaches of the inner spheres, beyond the asteroid belt and even the astral plane...
Far into these apocryphal landscapes lay the domain of SH'Vygll the Blood Demon.
SH'Vygll (pronounced SH like 'shush' VY like 'VYing' and GLL like 'Gull')'s vanguard, a miasma of hellish vapors and brimstone, filled the room. It was like some sort of demented sauna from hell. And the smell of it! It was pretty bad...
Afterall, there are no showers in hell. Unless you count the blood rains. And there are no astringents and cleansing gels unless you count the lakes of boiling acid. SH'Vygll smelled like 8 sick dogs in a small hot room.
To the crazed actor however, the smell was like coming home after a long, hard journey. Zach Braf has immersed himself in such raw hatred and rank malice that the overwhelming odors of corruption were as to him a gentle spring breeze carrying the invigorating tunes of honeysuckle and sweet flowing streams...
"Hail SH'Vygll!" Zach intoned ominously. But then, just as SH'Vygll was begining to let his guard down the treacherous actor made his move!
"HAHAHAH!" He screamed as he began to viciously kill the Blood Lord. There was blood everywhere as Garden State's Zach Braf literally demolished the blood construct with his bare hands, teeth...
"Noooooooo! I never should have trusted youooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!" SH'Vygll wailed. It's eldritch lament caused the walls of the cock pit to warp and buckle but the merciless actor would have none of that!
"Die!" He screamed and killed SH'Vygll the Blood Demon.
That's when Zach Braf took in the powers of SH'Vygll for himself, his malevolent aura pulsing a rich, dark maelstrom of decay and madness!
Luna shivered.
Here she was with Harmonica who she had captured and hog tied with a bunch of candles around her. Luna was going to do a truth ritual she learned in Wicca to find out if she can trust this Hermione or not...
At first the mixture of Apple Cinnamon and Lavender and Lemongrass scented candles was pretty enjoyable, it did manage at least to cut through to odor of the plane which had been building up dreadfully over the past few years.
But pretty soon the reek of SH'Vygll the Blood Lord reached even their isolated nostrils!
"Peeyer! What is that stink!?" Harmonica said, "it smells like some sort of Blood Demon being dissolved by a greater evil..."
Luna was using an obsidian mirror to check up Harmonica's robes and it turns out that the Seventh Hermione doesn't have a futanari Girl Penis like Spiders does so Luna unties her.
"Sorry about all that, I'm still going to keep ahold of that bit of damning audio I recorded you saying but it looks like you're off the hook for now and I guess I can finally learn to open up to you and trust a little too." Luna told Harmonica as she rubed the raw spots on her wrist where Luna's unforgiving ropes had chaff'd into her...
"Look;" Harmoinca said, "compared to the rest of you guys I just got to the Stairway dimension so I know nowhere near as much as you do about what is going on here but it seems to me like the disembodied spirits of Discorporated Annunanki are trying to manipulate events to bring Nibiru crashing right down on our very heads!" Harmonica said to Luna bashfully. She wasn't sure if Luna wanted to be friends to her or not but she thought Luna was pretty cool after all... even if her vagina and anus were full of glitter!
"Yes, that's justa bout the way of it, but we prolly shouldn't talk about this stuff around the Annunanki Blade you cary," Luna figured.
Oh shit! Harmonica thought. She had forgotten all about Death Maker. But now that she thought about it Jehova the Annunanki Eldar had given it to her after all as a means of slaying Santa Claus who just so happened to be the only other Annunanki left on the human physical spheres!
Luna nodded grimly, "we better get to the cock pit! "she screamed
Luna and Harmonica tripped breathlessly through the cock pit entrance. They had made it just in time to witness Zach Braf devouring the last of SH'Vygll ancient Blood God of the Unknown Relm...
"Die!" SH'Vygll/Braf screamed at them and exploded toward them in a blood fracas of writhing mutated malice. Zach Brafs spine had tripled in length and grew poisoned spikes when he merged with the ancient elemental titan.
That's when Harmonica drew Death Maker, and the battle was at hand!
Clang! SCCCCCCCCCCCCCREEEEEEEEEE!
The noise of their battle was terrible, SH'Vygll/Braf's blood claws wrenched through solid metal and Harmonica's Annunanki Blade plunged through the very fabric of reality itself. But soon only one was left standing!...
Luna was relieved that her new friend had defeated the Blood Lord but had she known that it was really Jehova interceding on really his own behalf because SH'Vygll/Braf had secretly planned to devour the rouge Mystery Planet Nibiru, which inched closer with every breath!, but the Eldar Annunanki had other plans...
Minerva, Meanwhile, was sitting on a bench outside a shop in Hogsmeade, a glass nozzle peaking out of a paper bag in one hand, the other cupped over her gin-sweat slicked brow; her eyes switched for those of a hawk were glaring into the sky; she could make out the coming of some dark, damning shape... was it... nibiru?
"No... It couldn't be."