Harry stared at the dirty, disheveled room in front of him...

He sure was discomfited by Dumbledore's bizarre phone conversation with him earlier so he laid upon his bed to think about it some more... "Why hasn't that girl ever even gone to Hogwarts in 14 years!" he wondered. It was all just a little too convenient...

"could this really just be another of his crazy schemes?" Hedwig wondered outloud. She had just come out of the shower and beads of moisture still clotted tightly like luminescent pearls upon her dewy supple skin. Her feathers positively shone in the meagre lamplight flickering in through the half open window.

"Tsk," she said, "you'll never get over your 'brain -fever' with this goddamn window open!" she clinked it shut with a snap of her feathered wrists and positively screamed in Harry's young face.

He had been getting really into reading Michael Mcdowell books lately until he realized something was a little fishy about that author... "hmmm," harry said, placing his copy of The Elementals into the roaring fire magically sustained at the exact center of his room*. "i believe this author is Homosexual!"

"Well into the flame it goes!" Hedwig agreed with Harrys moral condemnation and flapped her owl wings to fan the flames and destroy the tainted book even further. "I just hope you didn't contract the dreaded HIV/AIDS virus from reading such a novel!"

Harry just about had to agree, "even though Dudley and Uncle Vernon are both Homosexual I still just don't feel comfortable being exposed to that sort of thing!"

And that was that! But that doesn't have anything to do with Hermione Prime, Kraug herself! (and in this timeline which is set at the beginning of this illustrious story she isn't even paralyzed yet so be on the look out for that constant reader!), Nibiru and Hogsmeade or the Annunanki or even Voldemort or anything to do with anything about the story so far so lets just put that on the back burner and really get down to brass tacks like Snape is wont to say!

Now that that has been all squared away...

"Do you ever wish you could have a 2nd chance at life?" Hedwig asked Harry coyly... She was perched upon the pink and gold lacquered armoire in the corner of his new bedroom, her talons absolutely ruining the finish. Harry's old bedroom was downstairs and really cramped and small; it had quite literally killed his adoptive mother to be stuffed into it alongside her gargantuanly overfed husband and son but such is the life of a dreary normal when compounded alongside and compared to that of a puissant magic user like Harry. (Harry made the Durselys switch rooms with him when he found out he could do magic so that's why they're stuffed in the cupboard together like that-e.b)

"Whatever in the world could that possibly mean?" Harry wondered as he put on his windbreaker and left the house on privet Drive. IF he had only had the temerity to see that conversation through then he would have been elucidated to by Hedwig all about the recursive time distortions that have sent him careening recklessly into this beleaguered past... It seems like he really does have a second chance at his life now, or at least the last several years, because as you know, it was in December of 2016 that Harry first met Kraug and the fateful unwending of the Hermione Crisis began!

Ever since the dread Planet X/ Nibiru of the Abyssal Voids collided with Hogsmeade the "timeskips" spreading both forward and backwards through time have caused so many chronological dysregulations that time is literally standing still and now Harry is back where he started...!... on his was to Kraugs house!(just like in chapter 2, sort of like how chapter 102 and is a redo of chapter 2, like how 101 was with the first chapter! )

"I guess I'll stop by the Quizno's that Sirius has been working and living at on the way to pick up that mysterious girl...," Harry decided. He sure didn't want to have to confront those muggles on his own!

"Hello dear Uncle," harry proclaimed as he entered to restuarant Sirius worked and lived at.

Sirius gave Harry a passionless and urgent kiss, crushing Harry's adolescent lips against his own tobacco stained teeth. The supple skin of Harry's upper lip burst against Sirius' jagged incisors and the blood trickled slowly down Sirius' stubbled chin.

"Fuck this," said the middle aged woman who was next in line to be served; clearly Harry and Sirius have some sort of pseudo incestuous sexual relationship and she didn't want to be witness to such quasi-depravity!

"That's right goddamit!," Harry hollered after her, "just leave! Just leave like everyone does! First my mommy and daddy and now you! So just go! You stupid bitch!"

Rebecca Godsend could barely get out of that Quizno's fast enough! Things sure have taken a strange turn! she thought.

She rattled at the door but Harry had subtly locked it after himself, "just go! JUST GO! LEAVE GODDAMNIT!" The distraught and visibly aroused teen continued to yell after her.

Rebecca's blood pressure began to spike; "please!" she sobbed and blubbered ineffectually, trembling all over, "please don't hurt me i'm- I'm trying but the-the-the door it-it-" her bloodless hands trembled about the fear sweat slick handle of the door but still she couldn't manage to affect egress!

"Leave! Just leave!" Harry wailed, he burried his face in Sirius knobbly chest and moaned in despair, "why can't anyone accept our love dear uncle!?"

Sirius caressed the boy gently, he sure was aroused by all this, but secretly, his heart rended in his chest because poor Harry, as oft confused as he was wont to be had seemed to have forgotten that the two of them had no true blood relationship at all...But really Sirius isn't attracted to his god-son at all, but Harry's insistence was rather frightening, and since the boy was not shy about reminding everyone just who it was that had taken out he-who-must-not-be-known way back when basically everyone in the magical community or even adjacent to it was absolutely terrified of what the boy wizard Harry Potter could or would do... so Sirius must needs play along... for now... "excuse me Harry but I have to use the bathroom," he lied.

He lied to harry because he needed a moment alone to clear his head... because because of all of Harry's insistent fumblings about his crotch all his blood had rushed from his brain to the head located a bit further down his robes if you know what i mean!

IN THE QUIZNO'S BATHROOM

Sirius slammed the door shut behind himself with a wicked snap!

"dogMinerva!" he yelled at the mirror, despereatly trying to summon the rouge reflection which had started following him aroud just earlier that day, "please dogMinerva I need someone to talk to about something and it's rlly importatnt!"

That's when the mirror in front of Sirius Black began to occlude its face with a magically imbued cloud... the vapors were entrancing, an uncanny blend of lavender and flesh-pink color that dissipated leaving behind the manically slavering visage of none other than dogMinerva's reflection herself!

"HAHAHAHA!" dogMinerva's reflection laughed triumphantly, it was a good thing to feel to vindicated. "I fucking told you that you best be watching out for them time skips and u wouldn't even listen to me? idiot!"

Sirius had no idea what was going on, he just wants some advice about how to continue the pseudo-incestuous charade of his para-sexual relationship with Harry Potter, but... as you will see here in just a moment...- "but you never said anything to me about 'time skips' in all of our many and illumining conversations! You must be thinking about a conversatoin you had with somebody else at some other time!"

dogMinerva gasped!

It was true.

As you already know because that is the stuff dogMinerva's reflection was talking to Minerva Gonagol about way way way back in Chapter 58, Minerva Argues With her Reflection -or- What dogMinerva had to say.

but anyways.

"Yeah I guess you're right, but that doesn't matter now silly boy! You had best get over to the Granger house because Monica and Chester-Allen Granger have kept their daughter hidden from the Muggle world with a bunch of chains and their basement!"

Sirius couldn't believe his ears! "How can anyone be cruel?" The world sure is a crazy place sometime. and would you lok at that! it appears that time really is looping back in on istelf because these two had this conversation that harry already had with Dumbledore... 'i guess there really is something to all this 'time-skips' business...)

When Sirius finally got done talking to dogMinerva's reflection he and Harry went to get pick up Kraug. They had to walk for about three hours but they couldn't take the bus there because Sirius is a criminal that is wanted for murder and breaking out of Azkaban.

"Why do you think Kraug has never even gone to Hogwarts yet, Harry?" Sirius asked the boy who lived thoughfully.

Harry scanned the alleyway to be sure no one could overhear them and slitted his eyes malevolently.

LATER...

At the Grangers House Kraug's parents came to meet them at the door.

Monica and Chester-Allen Granger sure were terrified of Wizards so when the two wildly unexpected guests made their wholely unprecedented demands the two muggles could do nothing but quake with innefcual fear and point a shaky finger at their own basement door,...

"We're terrified of wizards and witches!" Kraugs parents cried out, and, "please don't kill us or anything!" They were both absolutely terrified it would seem.

But Harry didn't have time for all of that, and besides, his bloodlust had been sated earlier, at the Quizno's where Sirius had been working and living since he got out of Wizard-Prison. Harry knew that Sirius kept a crystal dagger underneath his robes and duct-tapped to the inside of his thigh, where it pointed straight at his wrinkled, flaccid penis, "there'll be no need for that ol' pal" Harry said, gently yanking Sirius's wrist away from his crotch...

They both started to go to the basement but just then the door was completely broken down from within!

A beastly form emerged from the dust could sent up by the sundering of the door, Harry and Sirius prepared for battle because they thought the Death Ethers had created some kind of monstrous golem to obstruct their aims yet when the dust settled what remained at its center was none other than... Kraug herself!

There was some chain links trailing behind her because she had finally managed to break free. "Let's go to Hogwarts so you can finally learn to do magic, Kraug," Harry said by way of inviting the beastly hunchbaked girl along with him and Sirius. It looks like Dumlbedore finally got what he wanted afterall..

"Kraug go with Harry Potter! Kraug do magic!" She barked in her raspy voice, she sounded every part the cave man and her skin was pale as a thousand nights to boot... Kraug began jumping up and down barking and grunting like a seal, the iron manacles still bound to her wrists and ankles waved and bounced around behind her gouging large holes in the walls and breaking several picture frames the suppousedly childless couple had chosen to adorn their home with.

"Oh god!" Monica wailed, seeing the destruction wrought in real time by her grotesque witchling daughter, "just take her and go!"

AT KINGS CROSS STATION

"Phew glad that's over with," Said Harry as he and Sirius finally managed to drag Kraug into the train station. Outside the building she had been positively stunned.. little did Harry know that having been raised in a basement for all her meagre 14 years she had never even seen a building before so the bizare and alien edifice of brick and stone before her had sent the savage little girl into quit the state!

But with a lot of elbow grease the duo of frustrated male wizards finally wrestled her through the doorway, receiving quite a few bites and scratches along the way for their trouble...

"Kraug no like!" Kraug had positively roared, lashing out wildly and foaming wild eyed at the mouth!

Despite himself Harry couldn't help but be aroused by the struggle. With one last heroic effort he and Sirius managed to drag her through the entranceway, at which point the sight of all the people milling about and getting on an off the trains had really astounded her and taken her raspy breath away.

"Phew" Harry said, unaware of the time skips even now confounding his every action, "glad that's over with," he and Sirius slumped down onto a nearby bench to await the coming of the Hogwart Express.

But just then Neville LongBottom ambled by, in his quavering fist drawn lustily to his mouth was the last few centimeters of a delicious chocolate bar.

Kraug let out a low rumbling warning growl in her phlegmy chest. "Kraug hungry!" Kraug roared and before Harry could restrain the beastly young woman she had pounced all over Neville, knocking his skull against the tiles with a stomach dropping crunch that reverberated sickeningly about the tiled walls.

"Kraug want coco bar!" Kraug screamed and began clobbering Neville fiercely, his lifesblood spraying out with each savage impact the slavering girl-beast delivered! Soon the wall of the 'Train-Station' was coated in violent splashes crimson blood.

But what Kraug couldn't have known was that Neville actually had two coco bars, because she has never even seen a candy bar before she had no way of knowing what they looked like with their packaging still on, and because the wrapper was still on it she lacked the cultured imaingation to visualize the delicious treat that lay beneath the wrapper.

As far as Kraug could tell Neville had just eaten the coco bar she wanted! "Kraug want Coco bar!" she roared once more and did the only thing she could do...

Kraug tore out Nevilles throat to greedily suck and slurp up the half chewed and partially digested bits of chocolate the unlucky young wizarding boy had already ingested... or attempted to at least, until Kraug came along!

Harry was mortified! "No Kraug! Bad! Bad Kraug!" He sent a savage killing hex hurtling to the brutish young girl still dripping with nevilles blood and the remains of the ill fated coco bar.

"AAAAAAAAAAA" Kraug wailed in pain, and yet she somehow survived! Luckily for Harry Potter this mysterious and mysterioulsy familiar girl was basically a caveman and made out of tough stuff indeed!

"Kraug!" Harry cried out in anguish! "Kraug you're okay!" Harry ran to her and picked her off the floor to hold in his tight, quavering embrace, he cried tears of bitter passion.

"Kraug?" Kraug rasped, looking perplexed beneath her matted mop of blood drenched frizzy brown hair.

"Oh Kraug," Sirius laughed,