Despite the facts that Ron doesn't even want to give birth to Harry and his loose mother's child and he isn't trans or anything Ron sure is pregnant anyway, and on Christmas none the less! All that happened earlier because of magic and also Time Skips being "unleashed" is how he got that way in the first place!, pregnant
Also Ron is still tenaciously concerned about that miasmic, downright apocalyptical noxious cloud of poison chemicals that started looming over the school not so long ago... but like the Time Child always says "What's a couple months of time worth once Time-Skips have been unleashed!"
Still.
Ron worried all that poison smog and cancerous chemicals he's been breathing will eventually pose some sort of health risk. It might even be bad for the baby... Not that Ron as previously discussed even wanted to get pregnant to Harry in the first place like I already damn told you! Pay attention! This next part is imporant.
With all that poison floating through the very air he breathed Ron figured that since several things always happen at once, as is the nature of this life we live, and so now no one still talks about the massive column of poison gas sprayed upon them by the Annunanki of many grim legends and warnings-so-dire anymore because so much other stuff is also going on. Like how Pansy Parkinson got a new hair cut with even some red highlights in them because she remembers all that about the planet Mars and how her fervent passions got mixed up with such a heavenly body and so now she likes a lot of red. Also Jenny Weasley got caught stealing socks from the other students for her period,again, and it's become a bit of a fad to follow her discretely and magic up a set of bloody looking footprints behind her, and, in the case of one mischievous Malfoy malefactor even a banner floating above her head that read "Hide your footwear Ginny Weasley's on the rag!" and people started to call her "pussy sock" and also sometimes a "Sock-fucking retard" when there aren't teachers around to reprimand their flippant cruelty...
"Had that crazy plane dream again!" Harry muttered upon waking that Christmas morning, "wonder what that was all about!"
Ever since Ron was pregnant to Harry, he, Harry, had insisted that Ron sleep everynight in his bed so he, Harry, could keep his eyes upon him closely. "That's my propery you're impregnanted with!" Harry scolded him when he, Ron, had tried to argue the pont.
Ron sighed, he sure missed his old freedoms but that's just the price you pay for being so indescrimately inseminated.
"Thank you for rubbing so much lotion into my ever expanding bosom and belly, Harry" Ron thanked Harry for rubbing a whole bunch of lotion and cocobutter into his stretch marked skin later that day in the Gryfindor common room and Ron was resting in the squashy "arm-chairs" in front of the fire place after they had finished their lesson for that particular day... I can remember like it was yesterday, because it was mid december and everyone was excited because it was nearly Christmas Day and also because Time Skips had been Unleashed!
"There sure is several things all happen at once you guys" Dean Thomas said. He is an African-American but it's actually okay for him to be in the Grfyindor Common-Room because he is a Gryfindor just like Harry and Ron and the Grfyindor Commonroom is for all the members of that illustrious house!
"The Gryfindor Common room should be available to All Gryfindor Students no matter what
!"
"So any-way(s) " Ron continued to speak, right there in the common room in the middle of Gryfindor Tower.
"I sure am concerned about carrying this, your bastard child to term because of how, I," Ron said," Ron, is so poor. I don't even have much money at all either..."
Even wizards and witches like Ron Weasely know that being poor makes it harder to have a baby. This made Ron quite nervous indeed. The last thing my broke ass needs is a baby, I don't even have one cold turd to my name is how poor i am," Ron lamented.
Ginny was snooping about. She heard everying!
Ron gulped because Ginny stepped out of the sneaky shadows to cast a stern aspersion via hateful glare his way with barely contained recrimations bubbling in an angsty teenaged froth at the corner of her lips.
"Ronald Randal Weasley!" She agressively beckoned, "you had better not plan to terminate your pregnancy via a miscariage! Miscaraige kills the baby 100 percent of the time and that is why woman who miscary should all be locked up in a prison because it is child endangerment!"
Ron nodded, to abashed for words, it was true, that much was clear to everyone.
"Anyway," Ginny continued to speak, "you know how much our dear mother, Mollimere Sylvestrai Weasley, the Maiden of the Steel Rose-bushes, has desperately wanted to claim Harry Potter virginity for her very-own and even to get pregnant to him some day and now that bright day has finally blossomed and blessed our family, poor though we may be, with the boundless gifts fo the fecundity of birth; that grand mystery of this our life!"
But Ron had finally seemed to have found his bollocks and he stood to reprimand his fickle female sibling right back at her! "It isn't like you are pregnant because I am and I can tell you now that it is no walk to the park!"
Both the Weasley siblings were Red-face'd to their core in the common room, so high up there upon that very tall tower... You could litterally hear a pin drop the tension in the room was so stern.
"Ron do not yell at Ginny your sister! This misbehaviors is disappointing to say the least!" Spat Ron visciously
Harry could tell that his impregnated pal was only lashing out at Ginny because he secretly feared that Ginny was about to catch him out trifling. Ron had always fear such an outcome and here it was seeming to loom over them like some poison cloud...
"Calm your boiling passions! Christmas is no time for siblings to be quarrelling with one another!" Harry told Ron, and placed a firm hand on Rons enfeebled shoulder.
Draco Malfoy,(yes the very same, that pale and mean boy!) however was not so kind. When he first espied Rons advanced pregnancy he laughed loud enough for the whole Gryfindor tower to hear. Heck, they could hear Draco's booming and scornful laughter all the way in the dormitories at the top of the spiral stair cases leading out from the common-room.
"Hahahahahahahaha," Draco laughed, "what kind of idiot gets pregnant so young, stupid!"
Hermione bristled to Ron's defense, "back off Malfoy, It's not Ron's fault Harry got him pregnant, as a member of the Better Class you of all people should know how so very poor Ron's entire family really is and of course Everybody knows it's real real hard for poor people to not get pregnant, especially when they so young, Draco Malfoy!"
Draco blined stupidly;
"Yeah, fuck you, stupid faggot,' Draco mumbled clearly abashed by Hermiones brazen deference to Rons delicate condition.
"You shouldn't even be in here because it's the Gryfindor common room and you're Slytherin!" Hermione shot back in anger.
Well I tell you that butt good and Draco didn't have anything untoward to say to Ron all the rest of that evening.
Hermione sure got mad at Draco and Harry Potter told her so.
"Well, Harry, it's like this; being poor is almost as bad as being retarded or disabled, any time Ron is mocked and scolded for his penury its like a sort of hate crime! No offense Dean" she added quickly but Dean only beamed at her benignly to show what a good sport he was. Unlike Ron who was by now quite sulky indeed!
"Well, Harry, it looks like I'll just go ahead and lay down for the rest of the night," Ron told Harry and slipped off to the bedrooms without anyone noticing... Really he isn't at all sleepy and wants a chance to peer into the looking glass he had secreted under his robes.
With a quick glancing over the shoulders Ron confirmed his solitude and pulled out the mirror from underneath his robes. It was still warm from being held so close to his supple young body. He tapped on the glass three times, a fervent and nervous action, but also an expectant...
He has some questions that need answers, and the being inside his secret glass just may share their answers... for a price...
(Authors Note: As many of you recall Ron is "Living on Tulsa Time[like that song]" and as such is mostly immune to Time Skip, but once the Time Skips were unleashed even Ron got mixed up in the backwards flow of time so that's why he is with all the students back at Hogwarts instead of still on the plane, where they all ought to be...)
"Are you there? dogMinerva speak to me!" Ron whispered.
Just then there was a blinding flash of light before dogMinerva appeared in the rectangle of glass held in Ron's trembling fingers... what she said? well, that's a story for another day! Keep on trucking and it you like this chapter go ahead and read the next one where he find out... What dogMinerva Had to Say! Happy New Years!