8Now that it was Christmas time again, because Time Skips have been Unleashed, it is just about the perfect time for Dublredore and all his old war buddies to get together again, here at this the waning of the year...

When the year ends and the Sun "dies" for a couple days, like Jesus done on Easter, is the best time to enact the sort of scaly secretive rites of which Albus's fraternal Order are so smitten with. So they all get together, yes, Albus and even Martin, Joseph and Eric and they all have just so much nasty sex with each other. Even though time skips have been unleashed they're still all old as all hell, being survivors of the second great war... So anyways it was a rather uncomfortable affair and they had trouble "Getting it on" even though they are all so very old and enfeebled, their sexual organs none the less so... (*as you will find described in no small detail Chapter 51)

But this time, because I bet-you-can-guess-why, it actually worked though!

"Look you guys we finally managed to have so much gay sex that we ressurected Hitler!" Martin trilled in girlish excitement, the half limp semi hardon he had been tugging at now gratefully left to deflate and rest upon his wrinkly thin hip-side..

Albus brushed back tears with his cum spotted hand, "this is truly a seminal moment for the LGBT+ Community ya'll!"

"More like a semen-al moment! Heyo!" Hitler joked out and the others who weren't already so doubled over with laughter!

"But really you gus thanks a lot for your persereverance in pounding away at each others weathered holes for so many years on end to finally bring me back to life! It just goes to show that with a little heart and a lot of determination you can achieve anything!"

But that wasn't even the first New Life Spawning Event at Hogwarts that Christmas season anyway! Because as you will so sagely recall Lavender Brown is pregnant to Dean Thomas as is Ron to Harry through magical transference.

There were so many new-lives that the whole school was bathed in a light pinkish glow... aside from the spots where the Poison Miasma of the Annunanki had bespotted and befouled the atmosphere with specks of darkest purple..

"Lavender Brown may be enamored of her own impregnated state but I however am most certainly not keen on it at all!" Ron nearly wailed now that he was alone in the boys dorimitory.

"Well you'd better get used to it pal because now that time skips have been unleashed all sorts of crazy things!" dogMinerva mused sagely, her maniacally slavering visage reflected in Ron's handheld looking glass.

Ron sighed, he had so desperately wanted to speak with her but she didn't seem to have anything helpful to tell him at'all!"

That's when dogMinerva begun to rant and rave about the Eldar Annunanki and also the dreaded planet X; Nibiru of the Abyssal Voids... "you stupid kids this days! dogMinerva berated Ron through the mirror- you don't even know about the Time Crisis and even after Time Skips have been Unleashed here you are still mired in your pathetically pedestrian conundrums of the heart!"

Ron blushed fiercely, first his unexpected pregnancy on Christmas nonetheless, and now this...

dogMinerva's side of the mirror was nearly opaque with her frothy slather; her dog-human jaws worked frantically to berate Ron Weasley somore. She said several mean and quite nasty things to Ron like, "it doesn't matter that you didn't even mean to get pregnant because you are anyway you stupid boy!"

"You watch your tone!" Ron spat back viscously.

"HAHA, don't even make me laugh!" dogMinerva spat back viciously, "you're not even man enough to go and get abortion behind Harry's back and you think you're word saffect me!? I'm dogMinerva!"

"Whatever!" Ron huffed, "I should have known you would be no help what so ever!" and he flung the mirror upon his trunk and threw himself across his and Harry's shared bed misty eyed and thoroughly dispirited. anyways

Ron is extra sad because now that he is pregnant his penis has to be relocated from the front of his crotch to now it grows out of his asshole and it is ever so uncomfortable for him to become aroused on top of being so unwantedly impregnated he can't even jerk off to relieve his woe because it feels too much like taking a shit, and as for taking a shit, well that's out of the question too! And on Christmas nonetheless! (luckily since Ron is a wizard now he can just use magic to mystically transfer the shit from out of his stomach and onto the floor)

"Damnit!" Ron nearly wailed!

He decided that he would take a walk to get his mind of his dire situation and thats how he came to be in the corridor outside Dumbledores office. 'If anyone knows how to deal with such strange genital problems as those I am faced it it's sure to be the "Head-Master"! I doubt he got that name for nothing!"

But there was a sign upon the front of the office area that said it was Closed Until Furhrer's Notice which Ron would have found to have been an odd thing for a sign to proclaim had he not been Irish and as such, illiterate (no for real Ireland you guys i'm just joking around you guys rock keep up the good work winkwink!) so Ronald Roland Weasley just went ahead on inside anyway!

The room smelled like Talcum powder and dry, dusty semen. There was a definite note of flop sweat as well, so, buisness as usual.

There was a bunch of Christmas decoration and hte clock on the wall had its hands spinning very fast indeed, and in opposite directions, but that sort of thing is too be expected with Time Skips so unwontonly unleashed as they have been...

p-

When Ron finally got his highly freckled and incredibly pregnant ass up to Dumbledore's office he was absolutely awestruck to find that not only had Dumlbedore and all his aged lovers to have ressurected the very Hitler of so many grim tales of old but also his mom was there too!
"M-m-Molly Weasley!" Ron stammered, absolutely shocked.

"Oh!" Molly weasley squeaked in frieght! "Ron you are here?"

Molly had come all the way Hogwarts because now her son is pregnant to her and Harry Potter's baby and she had to go ahead and get it all sorted out... But even she didn't know about Albus's annual anal adventures with his aged armed forces pals and how that had done the trick in bringing Adolf Hiler all the way back to life! "What the fuck you guys!? First I find out that Time Skips got my son pregnant and now this!?"

It had taken quite some time for Albus and his pals to calm down Molyl Weasley and by the time Ron got there it just stirred things up further! Dang! Hitler muttered in frustration.

/slash/

Nrs. Molly Weasley didn't know exactly when it was that she lost her sexual attraction for her husband, Arthur Timbrious Weasley, but it was, she was certain it had been years ago though. However. They had been part of the K.I.S.S. Army when they had met and it was the most important thing to each of them. A fervent, passionate mutual love of the Classic Rock Supergroup KISS bonded them closer than any mere, pety, singular and dwarfish in scope by comparison personal romantic love.

Arthur hardly ever even wanted to 'put on his uniform' and rock out all night anymore, Molly couldn't even remmber the last time she'd seen him in his face paint.

'Oh... the face paint...'

For Molly, as a lot of other women will agreee, the heavy caked on facial pant and makeup effects of KISS was the absolutely most arousing part. She had a particular fetish for making her head heavier by several ounces through and because of the copious amounts of colored paint she slathered on the front of her burning passionate head. She had a special scale for measuring and often times her head would weigh several ounces heavier than before once she had so lustfully applied her makeup. Before the first coat was finished she was always slopping wet and liable to stain the floor!

Molly was so erotically invested in clown makeup(but like sexy Rock N' Roll clowns) that she couldn't even become physically aroused anymore without at least a base layer applied. But now that Arthur has lost his passion... well she sure is feeling dry and dusty and quite a bit abadonned.

But what was even more shocking than all of these revalations about Molly Weasleys sex life was the fact that she was talking about all the stuff she was remembering out loud as she recalled it and Ron heard every word of it!

"Oh my god mom you are so embarassing to me! Nobody listens to KISS anymore and ppl already making fun of me because I'm pregnant with you and Harry Potter's love-child!"

Molly recoiled as though she had been slapped.

"You basically just slapped me with words Ron Weasley!" Her mother gasped tearfully.

Albus Dumbledore and his 'Lovers in Arms' Herman Goering and Joe, Eric and Martin all took a moment to glare their displeasure at Ronald.

"Even if that boy is somehow pregnant to his own mother and friends-child that doesn't give him a right to be so saucy and unkind to his own mother!" Eric said.

All the others nodded grimly because they just about had to agree; "I agree," said Martin and Joe at nearly the same time.

Albus didn't say he agreed too but you could totally tell that he did by his body language and the way he held himself plus his expression his face.

Adolf Hitler wiped a tear off out his face, it really tore him up to see family fighting like this and on Christmas nonetheless (Also time skips had been unleashed)

"You two surely must stop fighting or your squabbles will over shadow this the season of good will and giving..." He said.

But Hitler continued to talk and he said; "this is the Season of Giving, Ron Weasley, but you are only "giving" your mother a hard time! Don't you expect her feelings?"

Ron also started crying right there in Dumbledore's cum-stained office. "I guess I have a lot to learn about family," he said caressing his impregnated stomach, "since I'm in a Family-way!"

There was a momentary stunned silence. Everyone was working out exactly what Ron just said and realizing that he was pretty happy now and not sad or anythign anymore and that's why he was making a joke!

HAHAAHHA

they all joined in laughing together right there in the office. For the first time all evening you could tell it was Christmas-Time (because there was a holiday and celebratory sort of feeling in the air and everyone was cheerful again!"

"Anyways you guys are really cool," said Ron and they all bobbed and nod they heads in approving agreement to this sage statement.

"But I still am just a triffle worried about how I, Ron, is suppoused to give birth to this baby even though I don't have a vagina or ovipositor or anything!" Ron said nervoulsy chewing the bottom rung of his lips.

"You shouldn't let your insecurities and worries overshadow this very special Christmas season!" Adolf Hitler kindly reminded Ron.

He had a lot of work to go ahead and get doing but he couldn't just leave this family so emotionally torn asunder, espeically not on Christams.

"Anyways, Ron," Dulmbedore agreed; "you will just have to cross that bridge when you get to it!"

Ron and Molly both bashfully looked at each other and then grinned, their rosy cheeks blushing...

"Oh no you guys I'm not feeling so good..." Hitler said, he looked like he was sort of fading out of existence.

"O no!" Dumbledore cries out! "Is this because of that dratted Qlippoth Miasma that was been sprayed so poisonously through the very air of this our precious Hogwarts School!?"

Hitler had no idea about all of that because that happened back in Chapter 104 and he just got here..

"But if that was the case then we should all be dead from the poison before he does!" Ron cried out, he couldn't believe it, he had finally repaired his fragile relationship to his loose mother and it was all because of Adolf and now he was leaving them...possibly forever! And on Christmas nonetheless!

"Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Hitler cried out and he started to vanish even faster!

It turns out that he can only remain in the human-physical sphere for as long as the sperm used to summon him remains fresh and gooey and because Albus Dumbledore and his pals are all so old their dusty old loads don't last long until they have dried into a fine flaky powder and blown away upon the wintry nights-wind!

"W-what are we gonna do now!?" Albus cried out misty eyed and thoroughly dispirited.

Hitler raised a semi-transparant finger to Albus puckered lips. "Shhhh friend," he said gently as the tenuous bonds that bound him to the Earthly realm began to sunder, "just remember that I'm always here," and he laid his vanishing fingertip upon Albus Dumbledore's heart. Then... he was no more.

Now it was just Albus and Martin and Joe, Herman, Molly Weasley and her son Ron Weasley in the office... Things suddenly looked a little paler, a little less cheerful... They silently came to grips with their great loss, and filed silently out into the night... into that cold Christmas darkness...

"The world got a little bit smaller today, "Ron said tearfully. He kissed his mother goodbye, tasting her cheap scotch and headed back to Gryfindor Tower his head, and heart, spinning...