Luckily for Molly Weasley she was still lurking aimlessly about the halls of Hogwarts when her youngest son Ronald Randal Weasley died horribly.
Ron died because he tried to give birth to a baby without having a vagina or ovipositor so the baby just ripped its way out of Ron's innards and eviscerated him right there on the floor of the Gryfindor Common Room right up there, hovering over the school in Gryfindor's Tower.
Kraug, Mecha Granger 2030 and Hermione Lion Heart were all right there watching when it happened and they were totally freaked out by the gruesome and bloody display of biology gone wrong before them!
Unfortunately for Hermione Lion Heart (And especially Ron Weasley!) she is now in the Second Timeline (See Chapter 101[and all the chapter before that too for good measure] for more information on how the Timelines have diverged because of the coming of the dreaded Planet X; Nibiru of the Abyssal Voids!) Because all of that stuff this particular Hermione never even fought Voldemort at the dawn of time like she done in the original Chapter 10; On the Wing of Destiny; as such she is not really the Time Child at all!
"If only we were still living in that other dimension then I could use my puissance as the Time Child to give Ron another try at this disastrous birthing experience!" The Girl with the Lion's Heart wailed!
Mecha Granger 2030 rubbed her shoulder consolingly with her gun-barrel hands, "Shh shh, they's literally nothing you could have done; Ron is a boy and doesn't even has a vagina so he could never even give birth properly no matter how many times he tried!"
A bunch of people on Twitter got really mad about this statement but it is just true so there's no more to be said about them. Anyways.
Kraug, meanwhile, had absolutely no idea what was going on! She saw lots of blood fall out of Rons body and figured she was maybe under attack and began to defend herself the only way she knew how!
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" Kraug yelled out, her distinctively raspy voice reverberated off the stone walls.
Kraug ripped Dean Thomas' face right off his head with her powerful hand and knuckles, then she slapped him in what was left of his face with the tattered bit of skin which was her dour and bloody prize.
"You just go ahead and stop all that right now, Kraug!" Harry said, he sure wasn't in any mood for more of Kraug's shenanigans today!
"Kraug?" The feral-teen said, temporarily even more confused than before...
PLOP
Kraug let Dean's face fall upon the stone floor with a wet plopping sound and the bemused Gryffindor 3rd year scurried over to where it landed and slapped it back on. Then he went to the Nurses station to get it mended.
That's when Molly Weasley came the room!
"Ron Weasley my son! Why is my son dead with all this blood!?" Molly Weasley cried out and splashed around the blood everywhere so everyone could see what she was talking about.
She began to frantically grab up handfuls of Ron's blood and try and spill it back inside of him but it was no good and she gave up after a few frantic, unsuccessful minutes had passed. Nobody made a move to stop her, out of respect they all just stood there watching her desperate, pathetic display...
"I understand that it hurts your feeling to find Ron Weasley dead like this, in such a ridiculous fashion nonetheless..." Harry said consolingly. He wasn't sure at all if what he said was true but he sure was in over his head with all this stuff! Harry Potter had never even fathered a child before so this was very much a situation out of his limited experience.
Molly couldn't even practically hear him, so over burdened was she with her overwhelming grief... and woe...
"Ron! Ron Weasley my son! You are dead now!?" Molly wailed right there in front of everyone.
Her breast heaved with her sorrow making her sagging old boobies flop around.
After a nother couple of minutes she had herself a little more under control (emotionally) and she said; "well, I guess this was inevitable, I mean, we all knew that Ron didn't even have a vagina or ovipositor to have babies with but I was just so excited to finally get pregnant to Harry through magical transference that I went ahead and let him do it anyway! And now look what happens!? Ron is no longer alive!"
Harry was stunned!
Ron? Dead?!
How could such a thing even be!
"It's okay Molly Weasley," Harry tried to console the irate Irish-woman before him, "it's not like all your babies are dead just one of them, and theys probably still time enough for you to pop out another litter to replace this one with anyway... I mean, er, he was obviously defective anyway right?"
Molly wiped a tear from out of her face, "you right, Harry Potter, this was bound to happen... An inevitability really..."
Mecha Granger 2030, the battle droid version of Hermione-Granger, rolled forward on her tank treads, "Harry Potter here is right, this really was unavoidable."
Molly said she thought it would be "pretty kewl" if she could scoop up the very fatal baby and stuff it inside her 'hoo-haa' so she could properly give birth to it but by then it was already past midnight and its a school night so everyone just went ahead and left...
"oh," said Molly and she put the baby back onto the cold, blood drenched stone floor right there in the Gryffindor Common Room. She went back home, her tear stained head held high.
"At least I tried!" She reassured herself, that was, afterall, all a woman can do...
"I don't guess I'm ready to be a father anyways," Harry muttered, "I mean, just look at Ron! He wanted a baby more than anything and look at where it got him..."
Harry decided he wasn't really cut out to be a father anyways.
The next morning the whole school was buzzing with the crazy news!
Ron's body wasn't in the common room when the Gryffindor's had come down from their Dorimiotorys that morning. Obviously the House Elves had dragged it away, if the dark crimson trail leading from the spot where he had fallen right in front of the fireplace and leading back into the Kitchens where all the house-elves live and slept was any indicator. Dumbledore wasn't keen on providing them with food or water so they have to just go ahead and make do with whatever they can get...
Professor Snape was especially mean spirited about the Gryfindors recent loss...
In Potions Class
"hahaha, you stupid boys like Ron think you can just have a baby like a lady does even though you obviously can't!" Snape laughed viciously.
Harry bristled with offence. He had had a very trying night and wasn't in the mood for any of Severus Timothy Snape's cruel japes... Mecha Granger 2030 shot him a warning glance, the last thing the Gryfindors needed was points taken away from them because of another of Harry Potter outbursts against the 'Potions-Master'
"Anyways," Snape trilled deviously, "now that Ron Weasley dead the Gryfindor team doesn't even have enough players for their Quidditch match against the Slytherings later today! hahahhahaha!"
Draco Malfoy ran up to the front of class and slapped high five with Snape.
Harry had no idea what was going on!
"Oh shit!" He said. "How are going to win our important game against Slytherin now!?"
The game was only a few hours away, but for all the good it would do Harry it might as well be way across the other side of the planet!
