Harry really liked Ronald Randall Weasley, he liked him so much that the two of them were friends and even after going to school together they became best friends to each other. That's why it sure is strange, and even a little bemusing for Harry Potter now that Ron died.

Ron died recently, so recently that Harry hadn't even gotten over it yet. Harry assumed Ron was sexually attracted to him, but was just too shy to admit it; in actuality Ron was way more attracted to Ginny than to Harry but Harry would never admit to that so as far as he, Harry, was concerned the matter, on Ronalds budding sexuality remained open.

It was like a cold case, a sexually cold case... that would remain forever open now, open like the wounds upon Harry's heart...

"It's almost like some sort of metaphor for love..." Harry mused.

"Kraug?" Said Kraug inquisitively, she was sitting with Harry but she still has a long way to go and doesn't entirely understand spoken language just yet.

Harry went to pat Kraug on the back but she bristled and snarled at him so he just backed away slowly with his palms held out in a passive stance sure not to infuriate the already dangerously agitated feral-teen.

As Harry backed away he felt along the stone wall beside him. He had gotten locked into eye contact with Kraug and as with any wild dog or other dangerous beast it is ever unwise to break eye contact too suddenly, it may just provoke an attack!

Harry stumbled lightly and Kraug's warning growl ascended in pitch and intensity. There was a first year Hufflepuff girl sitting next to Kraug working on a star-chart for Trelawney; she was apparently unfamiliar with Hogwarts newest sensation, Kraug the Biting Wild-Girl and fanned out her unfolded star chart in exasperation while making an annoyed sort of

"Hufff!" 'ing sound.

Kraug immediately turned to the foolishly ignorant and impatient little girl next to her and pounced!

"Kraaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuug nooooooooo!" Harry yelled rushing forward... He had just lost Ron, he couldn't stand anymore death!

"RaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA!" Kraug cried out and she began scratching and biting the little impatient Hufflepuff first year next to her. Kraugs tangled mop of frizzy brown hair was splashed with blood and Kraug ripped the nose straight off of her school-mates screaming pallid face.

Luckily Dumbledore was lurking around nearby and he picked a fire extinguisher off the wall and began bashing Kraug against the side of her head. One of his bashes went a little wide and broke the bridge of the nose of the little Hufflepuff student, Abba Milliner, and Abba screamed out in pain.

Abba hadn't screamed when Kraug had first attacked becaues she had been too surprised but the hard flat end of the bright red fire extinguisher exploded against her face in a fiery holocaust of pain and bewilderment and she did the only thing she could do!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Abba Milliner cried out.

This just pissed Kraug off even further and she latched onto Abba's thrashing body and dug her yellowed nails into any soft flesh that would part to have them intruding upon her insides like so much pain and regret...

After a few more bashes Kraug was subdued enough to scuttle off into a dark corner and Abba shakily got to her feet, blood dripping over her face like some ravaged hellscape of punished flesh, you could just barely make out her eyes under all that matted red.

Shakily she trailed out of the room in what she hoped was the direction of the nurses station so that she could have her wounds tended.

Dumbledore watched her go impatiently then crossed his arm, "tsk tsk, Kraug is Grfyindor and her poor actions reflect upon all member of that house! I'm afraid I have to take 5 points from Grfyindor for this infraction of the School-Code."

"But that's no fair!" Harry wailed.

First Ron had died and now this!? Harry couldn't believe that life could be unfair!

Dumbledore cut his eyes to Harry Potter, stern.

He said; "I'm afraid so young man and you just better go ahead and get used to it because now that blood has been spilled this whole room needs to be cleaned in ordinance with hygienic standards! We can't have anymore students catching Hepatitis or HIV/AIDS or their will be some sort of repurcussion!"

"This is so fucked up! I hate you Albus Dumbledore!" Harry cried and ran out the room with tears.

Dumbledore sighed, it wasn't easy being "Head Master" even though he only wanted to suck dicks and hang out with the student but he couldn't always be friends to the student-body, sometimes he had to punish them...

He espied the welter of gore that had been left to befoul the couch and the floors and sighed dispassionately. "Somebody better get one them damn 'House-Elf' freaks up here to clean the mess pronto or theys going to be repurcussions!"

He yelled vehemently. But then he heard an eager slurping and wet slapping noise and didn't even need to look down back at the mess to know the house elfs had indeed arrived and were cleaning up the blood and flecks of skin leftover from Kraug's latest attack. While the crowding house elfs all pushed and shoved at each other to get to the blood to slurp it eagerly into their toothless mouths* Dumbledore picked a broom from the corner of the room and he went to the dark corner where Kraug was crouched and he wapped her upon the head several times until she let out a raspy sort of bark and scuttled away, thoroughly abashed...

"I hope I wasn't too hard on the girl..." Albus said twirling an end of his long drooping mustaches...

[*Athurs note: Anyways,. about how the House-Elfs don't have any teeth, Dumbledore doesn't enjoy the sight of them so he makes them stay underground in the Hogwarts kitchen room and they all got scurvy and teeth fall out from not enough vitamin D. No sunlight and no fresh food causes Scurvy. Without teeth to eat anything fresh enough to contain 'Anti-Scorubic' the house elfs have to stoop to lapping up the occasional pools of blood that dot the halls of Hogwarts School of Witch-Craft and Wizardy. Those few pitiful, emaciated House Elfs that don't manage to ingest enough of the blood and get shouldered out by they more powerful peers will surely die.]

MEANWHILE

Gryfindor Tower, Time 9:13 P.M.

Location : Boys Dorimitory

Harry Potter threw himself across his bed misty eyed and thoroughly dispirited.

First Ron had died... oh... Ron!... and now this!

"A whole sodding 5 points! And for nothing, really!" Harry cried out! The injustice of it all really rankled, especially after his so imporant loss...

Harry had been working on a short story about Ron Weasley that he had meant to share with his freckled friend before he died... he, Harry, just thought he had more time... but time was the one thing he lacked...

"If only Time Skips hadn't been unleashed!"

In Harry's story he sold Ron into slavery to Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck who were a gay couple who are really into BDSM and leather.

Mickey is the submissive one in their relationship and he refers to Donald Duck as Master Donald the BDSM Duck.

Donald Duck puts Ron into prostituting out his butthole for random men, sexually.

"HAHAAH, you so poor you idiot thta's why you friend can afford to sell you sex slavery to me!" Donald mocked Ron, Ron couldn't speak because he had a ballgag to his mouth but everyone could tell that even though he was terribly ashamed he was also pretty turned on...

"MMMMMMMMMM, that little freaky bitch just look him his poor ass can't get enough hard cocks!" Mickey Mouse purrs and begins stroke Donald the BDSM Duck penis right there in front of Ron entire family.

Ron's parents cry out in shame and horror as Ron is forced to ingest all manner of fluids and semen for money and he doesn't even get to keep any of it either because Donald the BDSM Duck is his pimp and sexual-owner...

"Ron how you do this to your family!" They cry out but Ron is unable to answer because all his holes are being used...

That's when Goofy shows up and he fucks Ron harder than Ron ever been fucked in his entire cheap pathetic life...

"You disgusting faggot take me cock to your asshole!" Goofy scream into Ron's tear stained face and he fuck him some more.

After he finished on Ron's stupid face he says, "you lousy for sex and you got freckles to your butthole! Gross!"

Goofy decided since Ron's butthole was disgusting and Ron was terrible at sex he wouldn't even pay money to fuck him so he took a shit in his open hands and he handed it over to Donald the BDSM Duck, Ron owner...

"What the fuck this!?" Donald scream.

He stomped over to Ron and he indicated the large coiled turd in his hands.

"S-s-sorry master-" Ron begin to make some feeble excuse but Donald shuts him up with a slap to his mouth.

"You disgusting freak! You only live to make me money! What am I suppoused to do with this!?" He thrust the nastly turds to Ron's face but Ron couldn't even answer him...

Ron's family watched in horror as Ron is verbally berated for about an hour for being a useless whore who doesn't even get any money...

That, unfortunately, is as far as Harry had gotten into the story. He had had to stop and take a break to rub it out because the story turns him on so much...

Harry held this very special slip of paper in his trembling hands, rereading every precious word. He had meant to show it to Ron when it was complete... .but now it looks like that will never happen...