Konkledore is the otherside of the coin of Dumbledore and every 10 years the strikingly similar duo battled to the death for the right to exist on the Human- Physical Sphere...
Dumbledore almost always won thankfully, the youngest students had only ever heard tell dread tales of Konkledore and his draconian ways, the man himself, Professor Konkledore was almost 100% identical to Albus Dumbledore but instead he had black hair as pitch dark as a raven's and also he had a sinister looking goatee, also black, in place of Albus' charming white bushy beard but Konkledore let it grow out so that unless one looked ever so closely it was impossible, really, to tell the difference because it trailed down his front and dragged on the dirty floor behind him everywhere he went. He had a forceful and intimidating gait as opposed to Albus' effeminate simpering canter; but the students and teachers still preferred Albus because he was far far less violent than his evil doppleganger...
I am still adjusting to the fact that Slitherings are now invading the Boys Gryffindor Dorimitories and many severed heads and decapitated bodies of Gryffindor students continue to be found every single day and now this?! Harry thought bemused.
He was standing outside the classroom when Albus Konkledore arrived to the school...
"Konkledore, you son of a bitch" Harry spat and cut his eyes at the unwanted newcommer.
"Don't you sass me boy, not until you hear the tidings which I have travailed all this way to bring you..." and with that mysterious comment he whisked his black robes behind him and marched prissily up to Dumbledore's office and rapped at the door.
"Albus Dumbledore 10 years have passed since you have last defeated him in our Deca-Annual battle for supremacy but I have yet again returned to challange your reign as The Albus of Hogwarts!"
Dumbledore nearly had no idea what was going on! He had spent all morning finding flasks and phials that had wide enough openings for him to stick his penis into because it is ever so long and thin he can do things like that and it really turns him on.
"Damn you Konkledore!" Albus wheezed as he burst red faced and panting from his office hideaway, a suspicious vial shaped bulge jutted out from his weary and bruised crotch. You could tell by the way he was walking that he had chaffed himself raw by over indulging in his solitary pursuits but he faced his enemy with his shoulder back and heads high!
"Missile of Death!" Konkledore screamed out as he sent that very named attack barreling towards his foe.
"Shield spell!" Dumbledore cried just in time and saved himself... for now...
But the battle wasn't over just yet...
First Konkledore ran toward Dumbledore and then when he was within reach he started bumping up against his near identical foe with his chest and saying
"The fuck you gonna do about it bitch!?"
over and over again.
"Back off dude," Dumbledore said.
But his raven haired foe was deaf to his pleas and he bumped against him again and repeated himself'; "The fuck you gonna do about it bitch!?"
"Dude!" Back off!" Dumbledore replied sternly.
Konkledore spat on the nice marble floors. "You a straight pussy Dumbledore, that's why this school needs me to take up the grim duties of The Albus!"
Dumbledore rolled his eyes like he didn't even care what Konkledore said but he was obviously super nervous, usually he had a gun when he fought Konkledore but he had forgot what day it was and he didn't have his rifle with him just now...
Konkledore bumped up against Dumbledore again and said, "fuck you what you gonna do about it?"
Dumbledore felt himself grow red of the face, he had to blink rapidly to keep back the tears. This was not going the way he had hoped at all!
Konkledore kicked Dumbledore's shin and sent his frail opponent sprawling to the floor. There were by this point about 3 dozen students gathered around in a semi circle watching this very important alteracation.
"Whoever wins this fight will become the Albus of Hogwarts and be our "Head-Master" for the next ten whole years!" An enthusiastic first year Ravenclaw trilled excitedly.
"That's right Cho," Harry replied informatively, "once the victor is decided the results cannot be challanged again for another decade so it is very important who wins the fight!"
Cho Chang felt so proud of herself, if only the Blessings of The Sky could see her now...
"Dude!" Albus wailed on the ground, he had skinned his knee rather frightfully in the fall brushing against the stone wall and though the skin wasn't broken the area around it looked sore and tender!
Dumbldedore was crying freely now and he petulantly raised his arms and swiped out blindly, depseratly hoping to forestall another attack until he could 'get back on his feet' as it were and continue the fight properly! The back of Dumbledore's wrist slapped agains't Konkledore's knee as he lifted it to stomp down upon the small of Dumbledore's back! But it slowed the attack none at all and soon a ponderous CRACKing sound was revereberating across the lofty curved ceiling of the Great Hall...
Dumbledore's eyes had gone wide and he'd arched back so far he looked like he was sitting up but he had been laying face down so not sitting up like normal but sort of like he was doing a push up... It was painfully clear that his withered spine had just been severed...
"Get up Dumbledore you can do it!" Padma Patil cried gaily. That sent up a roisterous cheer from the assembled Gryffindors but even with all their support Dumledbore remained broken and bleeding on the ground.
"Please!" Dumbledore wailed but Konkledore brought his iron gauntleted fist down upon his liverspotted pate and there was another sickening crunch as at least a gallon of blood spewed out of Dumbledore's ears! He was still trying to speak, to beg mercy mayhap, his mouth flapping impotently but it appeared that the long and thin metal spikes Konkledore was now stabbing into him had perhaps punctured his lungs... The spikes were easily parting his weakling flesh, passing through, and anchoring him to the cold marble floor.
"Don't let him get you on the ropes! Go for on the offensive!" Harry shouted his encouragement.
Dumbledore's bloodshot eyes barely flickering open found Harry briefly in the crowd but then Konkledore took another one of the long metal spikes he had brought along for just such a purpose and he rammed it into Dumbledore's shining blue eyes and now his head was pinned to the ground while Konkledore strutted about above him cocky as a rooster in a henhouse...
By now Konkledore had driven 13 of his 3 foot long metal spikes into Dumbledore's body and then he bent down and grabbed Albus by the waist and planted his feet so he could wrench upwards and the resulting movement caused Albus Dumbledore's withered joints and bones to finally shed their integuements and he was literally ripped to pieces right there in the Great Hall, his torso held aloft by Konkeldore while his arms and legs remained pinned to the floor.
"Get'm Dumbledore!" Luna roared, "you can still win this!"
Everyone leaned in closer; surely Albus was just biding his time, letting his enemy wear himself down before he pounced!
"He's just lulling Konkledore into a sense of false security, the moment he lets his guard down Albus-D. will strike!" Dean Thomas excitedly explained to his very pregnant girlfriend; Lavandar Brown...
Speaking of Lavanadar Brown... "ooooooooo!" She cooed in an anguished exstacy of birthing pain!
"P-Puh-" Dumbledore wheezed, there was just as much blood gushing out of his mouth as air though and barely anyone could hear him, not even Konkledore as he knelt down on the ground alongside his fallen doppleganger and began to break all of his fingers one by one with a hammer.
"Ple-puh-" Dumbledore stammered and stammered, but his attempts at cries for help were drowned out by the roar of the crowd, by now the whole school had remembered what day it was and rushed to the Great Hall to witness this very important fight.
"You got this Dumbledore!" Crab shouted, red faced and panting with excitement!
But just then Konkledore leaned even further down to his fallen foe and began to literally eat each of Albus' shattered fingers. Konkledore's teeth were made of an indestructible alloy similar to gold and they tore through Albus Dumbledore's calcium depleted bones quite easily, then Konkledore picked the severed arm laying next to him and forcefully shoved it straight up Dumbledore's well worn back door, Dumbledore was rather loose from many years of trying sexual experience but his very own severed arm was girthy enough, with it's sheating of thick wool robes, to stretch his battered hole beyond its limits, Dumbledore quite suddenly found his voice; "OH GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPPP!"
The assembled students cheered once more; until his hearty battle cry had issued forth, sonorous and pounding with lifes energy, the students had begun to worry about how quite and limp Dumbledore was being; but now they were quite sure he still had much fighting spirit laid back in reserve!
Dumbeldore's renewed cries cut suddenly short once Konkledore had managed to instert his arm so far inside him that the tips of his fingers had shredded through his throat and were now peaking out his gaping mouth, when he spasmed and writhed in pain the hand flopped around at the wrist and it looked like Dumbledore was waving his hand to the assembled crowd. Many of them cheered gaily and waved back, but a few of the more pessimistic began to worry that the fight wasn't at all going as well as Dumbledore would have hoped.
And then, quite suddenly, it was over, Konkledore had extracted Dumbledore's still beating heart, and as the ancient customs and rites prescribed Konkledore raised his bloody prize above his head and shouted the sacred words;
"The battle is finished! I am the Albus of Hogwarts Hall!" Konkledore cried!
Meanwhile Amongst the Assemblage
Lavandar had just pushed out a baby on the floor because she was so very pregnant and the smell of blood in the air had activated her vagina. "Oh look Dean it's a baby!" She purred, overflowing with motherly love...
Harry slit his eyes at the newborn, it was looking straight at him and winking one eye very purposefully. "Dumbledore?" He asked in utter disbelief!
...maybe his old friend wasn't quite dead afterall...