Shouta wasn't sure why, but he knew something was going to happen today.

Because as awful as the universe was to him Shouta, despite what most of his colleagues would believe, didn't wake up with the ever looming urge to stab someone's eyes out that often.

Even less frequently did he wake up on a Sunday feeling this much bloodlust and so as he got up from bed he didn't just throw on his lazy day clothes and instead headed straight for his shower.

Letting the cold water wake his ass up fully before getting dressed in one of his 'business' suits, he hated wearing suits but if the way he woke up was anything to go by then his coffee-stained T-shirt and pink sweats wouldn't be appropriate for whatever was going to go down today.

He proceeded to brew some coffee and go back over the papers he graded yesterday, paying much closer attention to the essays for any details he might've looked over the first time over.

This was how Hizashi found him when he woke up, stopping himself mid-stumble to gawk at him even though he wasn't wearing his glasses so he wouldn't be able to see him completely clearly.

"Uh... you okay there Sho?" Hizashi tentatively asked and Shouta only gave him an agitated hum back as he sipped on his coffee.

"Great... " Hizashi replied awkwardly stretching out the word as he began to sweat "Do, ya have to go in for court today?" Hizashi asked, his eyes locked on their shared calendar trying very hard to see if he missed an appointment but his lack of glasses was getting in the way.

"No." Shouta replied.

Hizashi, now more awake, carefully approached Shouta's side, his eyes glancing at the papers before going back to him "Is everything okay Sho?" Hizashi questioned a touch more quiet.

Shouta pursed his lips and took another drink of his coffee "I'll tell you when I figure out what's going on." Shouta answered after a few moments before he returned his attention to the essays.

Hizashi nodded leaving him alone after that though he kept an eye on him as he puttered around the apartment getting ready for work, something that was annoying but Shouta couldn't fully blame the blonde for it.

Days like this usually went to shit pretty fast, and the last time Hizashi found him scowling in a suit first thing in the morning Shouta ended up being shot in the gut and out of commission for a week as he recovered.

He really hoped today wasn't going to be like that, he didn't think he could possibly take that much time off with everything that was going on at the school.

The upcoming Sports festival was bad enough but adding all of the shit with Midoriya Shouta physically couldn't afford to take any time off, and knowing Nezu it was highly likely that he'd choose the boy to be his substitute as he recovered.

Almost immediately his dower mood soured considerably more at the thought, the boy would absolutely corrupt the others and he'd be plagued with even more chaotic children to wrangle.

He was very much not looking forward to the day Ito-San retired and Midoriya was promoted to a full teacher.

Shouta was brought out of his thoughts by his students' ring tone and Shouta didn't hesitate to pick up "Aizawa." he said perhaps a bit curtly but he was too on edge that morning to reel himself in.

"Hey sensei."

Shouta immediately straightened up upon hearing it was Mineta Oswald on the other end of the phone and realized exactly why he woke up feeling violent this morning.

"Are you okay, problem child?" Shouta questioned and the suddenly given nickname made the boy scoff.

"Physically? Yeah. Mentally though?" Oswald wasn't able to continue his answer as he began laughing again, the near quiet spiteful kind that could easily become sobbing at any moment.

"Problem child." Shouta repeated, very close to breaking another cup in his hand.

"Sensei, I know you aren't my homeroom teacher anymore, but could you get me the hell out of this shithole?" Oswald asked.

Shouta was on his feet and grabbed his car keys "I'll be there in ten minutes, pack a night bag." Shouta promised already out the door, taking the stairs two at a time.

"I didn't even tell you where I am." Oswald pointed out with another scoff.

"I was your homeroom teacher, I know your home address." Shouta corrected and that made Oswald snort.

"Fucking stalker."

Shouta let the last comment slide since he normally wasn't in the habit of memorizing his students' addresses.

"Just be ready to leave when I get there brat." he warned the boy then hung up so he could shoot a quick text to Nezu about what he was doing, mainly to cover his ass against any kidnapping charges.

Even with the ward system in place all things considered it would be so much easier if he didn't take the kid first and file later, Nezu would be able to open the case before he got there and it would be rather helpful to have a case number for the police if the family decided to call them on him.

Then as he said, once he got into his car he was at the Mineta's residence within ten minutes, a decent looking two story home, not his style and he certainly couldn't see the appeal of colors either.

Walking up to the door Shouta gave it a decently loud knock and waited for a few moments before he pressed the doorbell. He could kick the door down in this situation, but Shouta wasn't that irritated… yet.

If he still didn't get an answer in two minutes then all bets were off though.

Unfortunately, someone answered the door thirty seconds from the cut off and Shouta couldn't stop himself from scowling when he saw who answered the door instead of his student.

Mineta Aoi, Oswald's step-mother according to the boy's file.

He'd met the woman before at parent-teacher meetings and she hadn't stuck out much in his mind at the time, now however his opinion of her swiftly nose-dived in a few seconds.

What kind of person answers the door in what Shouta was very hesitant to call a nightgown?

"Oh! Shouta~ What in the world brings you here?" she purred leaning against the door frame, purposefully crossing her arms in a way to push up and display her... 'ampul' chest.

Choosing to ignore her shamelessness for the moment Shouta cut straight to the issue at heart "I'm here about your step-son, Mineta-San." Shouta answered plainly and trying to remain professional but not give away his exact reason.

Mineta gave him a dazzling grin and batted her eyes at him "I'm sorry Shouta, but my hubby isn't home right now, he has to leave a lot for work you know." she told him in mock sadness before she pushed off the door to get closer to him.

"Of course, you're more than welcome to come inside and wait for him to get back, I would be happy to keep you entertained while we wait for him." she added one of her hands coming up to trace a pattern on his arm.

But Shouta swiftly stepped back and couldn't help staring at the woman because seriously what the fuck? Shouta might not be the best at reading sexual intent but even he isn't that dense.

"For fucks sake I didn't think you could sink any lower but you keep proving me wrong you fucking cow." Oswald hissed catching both of their attention.

Shouta was relieved to see his student didn't seem to be harmed and he saw that the boy had followed his instructions since he had a duffle bag in one hand, which meant they could leave much faster than he thought they would.

Perks of having hair that could be used as extra arms Shouta guessed as Oswald quickly moved past the two of them and was heading towards Shouta's car.

Mineta however wasn't nearly as happy "Oswald! Where do you think you're going and is that anyway to talk to your mother!" she exclaimed clearly more upset at his words rather than being caught trying to seduce her step-son's teacher.

Oswald froze and dropped his bag, turning back to glare at Mineta with his hair writhing from what could only be anger.

"I am not, nor will I ever be your son." Oswald said seething before grabbing his bag and storming off to his car.

Mineta made to follow the boy but Shouta raised his arm blocking her and glared when she looked up at him surprised "Mineta, I am here to collect your step-son as a ward of U.A. If you have any questions, you can call the number on U.A's website." he told her.

He watched Mineta's mouth open and close and Shouta made the executive decision to leave before the woman caught up to what was going on and would start arguing with him, he'd very much wanted to avoid a shouting match on a front lawn with a half-naked woman.

He doubted that would ever go down well in any circumstance.

His student was already in the car and Shouta didn't hesitate to get in and drive off heading to U.A.

Shouta glanced over at Oswald once they were at stoplight, the boy was sitting in the passenger seat arms crossed and glaring at his lap, Shouta sighed and turned back to the road.

"You gonna ask why I called?" Oswald asked after a moment.

"You want me too?" Shouta replied.

Oswald was silent for a few more minutes before speaking again.

"The nagging bitch wanted to adopt me, showed me the papers and everything." Oswald told him before scoffing "The only reason she wants to adopt me is because I'm about to be a hero and she wants to ride whatever fame I get, fucking cunt." Oswald said, hissing the last part under his breath so Shouta didn't comment on it.

"It's bad enough living with that woman but like hell I'm going to let that woman be my mom, even if my mom wasn't alive, I'd never let that bitch legally tie me to her." Oswald said and Shouta could tell his student was very serious about it.

Shouta merely nodded along completely understanding where the boy was coming from, he could not relate fully but the bone deep desire of leaving an awful situation, he would have done something very stupid himself if Hizashi hadn't taken him in during their third year.

There was a buzzing noise and since they came to another traffic light Shouta watched from the corner of his eye as Oswald got his phone out and the boy scowled before tapping at the phone causing it to stop buzzing.

"Your step-mother?" Shouta guessed and Oswald tsked.

"Worse, my bio-dad. Bitch must have called him after we left." Oswald explained, clearly not that bothered by it.

Shouta gave a hum of understanding "Might want to text anyone you want to tell about becoming a ward." he advised since things were going fast and the kid might forget otherwise.

"Oh, yeah right." Oswald quietly replied before Shouta assumed the boy started texting his friends.

There was a snort from the pinkette and Shouta glanced at the kid, which his student noticed "Sorry, Miyake and Hado just offered to go over and get anything I left back at the house." Oswald explained to him and Shouta nodded.

The idea of the pair going over to the boy's house was somewhat entertaining.

"Wouldn't let 'em though, Miyake could put the little shit in his place but I don't want Hado or Haya around him either way, the hell spawn's worse than his mom most of the time." Oswald added after a moment.

Shouta didn't comment on it himself "We can send someone over to get your things if you don't want to get them in person later." Shouta told the boy.

Oswald was quiet for a few moments then asked "Do you think we could get General-Sensei to do it?"

Shouta grinned in response.

Mineta Aoi happens to have a fear of swamps, take that as you will :)

Also as a side note.

Hado *Wearing a improvised cop uniform: Ma'am, I and my partner are here to collect your step-son's belongings

Mineta Aoi: Listen here you little-

Miyake *Glaring down at her*

Mineta Aoi *cowers in a corner*

Hado: Thank you for your full cooperation!