Chapter 1 - into the new world

*Prologue opens on a picture of Earth, more specifically it zooms into Mongolia. It's pretty blissful right now, Sasha and Lil Pump have moved out of a nerdy girl's Animal Crossing: New Horizons island last week. They havent met each other since, until the day, Friday, November 22 2024 at a Convenience store when Pump slams the door open.*

Sasha: Oh, it's you, Pump! Never expected to see you here, hoppity..

Pump: I never expected to see you here either! How are you, gucci gang?

Sasha: I havent tried Netflix chips with that drippy cheese sauce since I first moved in that girl's island. I feel so refreshed when I found it!

Pump: Oh, nice! I havent tried ramen since we both moved into that island. I have been craving and still crave ramen since June.

Sasha: Anyway can I get some ramen too? Pls pls pls?

Pump: Nah bro I only have $4 and this ramen is $3

Sasha: Goddamit!

Pump: Can't you put back the Netflix chips and get the ramen?

Sasha: No bro! I like my cheese drippy bruh

Pump: Cringy ahh mf

Sasha: Maybe some other day I can buy ramen then.. Anyway Pump when is ur birthday? I'm dying to know..

Pump: February 6. Why do u need my b-day

Sasha: Just wanted to know it lol

*Sasha and Pump pay $4 for netflix chips and ramen. They go out and see that the sun has already set*

Sasha: It's 6:03 PM, how did the sun just turn off so early?

Pump: It's November. Tf would you expect

Sasha: Youre right

*They go home. At Sasha's house, he sits on his bed and chats with Rosie (another AC character)*

{Message from Sasha: Hey rosie what r u doing}

{Rosie: I'm literally bleeding from my nose the hell you want}

{Sasha: Nevermind talk another time}

*Sasha glances up at the time on a nearby clock. 6:18 PM.*

Sasha: I think its time for me to take a nap..

*Later, it is deep into the night and it's late as hell. Sasha's in his house, lying in his bed, he's unable to fall asleep..*

Sasha: I need to sleep, what should I do?

*He grabs his phone and checks the time. It's 6:25 PM.*

Sasha: I need to call Pump for some help.

[Incoming Call: 80XX-XXXX]

Pump: Hello? What you want?

Sasha: I want to sleep but I can't.

Pump: Lull yourself in a warm blanket while opening the window.

[Call Ended: 00:21]

Sasha: I should take this advice

*He opens the window, closes the curtains, ensures his blanket is warm, and turns off the light. He plays some ASMR to sleep. He sleeps in 2 minutes. It worked*

*Meanwhile at Pump's house..*

Pump: Alright so im bout to get me some supper, I'm hungry asf.

*He approaches a "Lil Pimp Convenience Store", but he's also contemplating going to the "9-Eleven" convenience store. He can't choose.*

*Eventually, Pump makes up his mind and goes to the 9-Eleven convenience store. He gets some red lemonade, Mountain Dew, an egg fried rice ball, a bacon tuna mayo rice ball, a Dreamybull cupcake, and Dubai chocolate.*

*He eats in the convenience store. After he has finished his heavenly meal, he looks at the time and it's 6:51 PM.*

Pump: It is that late in the night? I should go do something that makes me happy until 8 PM.

*Pump sees Dreamybull (A.K.A Perell Laquarius Brown) with Raymond (Animal Crossing). He did not know that Perell was gæy. He gets mad and kicks Dreamybull in the face*

Dreamybull: Bus! You gonna make me bus!

Raymond: That was so uncalled for. Anyway who are you? You look extremely handsome

Pump: I'm Lil Pump. But just call me Pump.

Raymond: Nice to meet you. I am Raymond. Perell "Ambatukam" Brown was my friend and boyfriend until he got killed. You are my new boyfriend now~

Pump: You sure bro?

Raymond: Whatever comes upon you I will always be your bro, bro.

Pump: You cūñt! I will never be your boyfriend! I'm not gæy

*Pump throws Raymond into a giant Rhododendron Macrosepalum. The plant's sticky substance traps Raymond and a mirid bug comes out and stabs him with its mouth, and sucks out every bit of his nutrients.*

Pump: Ahah! He deserves it

*Raymond is still alive, but just barely*

Pump: ...

Raymond: GET AWAY FROM ME!

*Raymond cries heavily and runs away*

Pump: This cat sure is an unhinged one.

*Pump sees the time is 7:27 PM. He decides "fxck it" and goes back home to sleep.

-END OF CHAPTER 1-