Chapter 18 - hey! i fall in apple
*Today is Sunday, December 8, 2024. Match wakes up at 9:34 AM, and is the first one to open the Chum Bucket. She waits for Merry and Genji to come, but there's no answer, even at 11 AM. Where could they be?*
Match: Where are they? They were supposed to be, like, here around an hour ago!
*She waits until 2 PM when she sees two Russian men in black trench coats.*
Match: Oh hello? Who are you two?
Russian Man 1: We noticed that two of your coworkers are missing.
Russian Man 2: We found them and they look extremely spent in their backyard
Match: Oh...oh... ohhhhhhhhh no...
Russian Men: What happened?
Match: They told me that they had to go somewhere and this happened I think. Can you, like, call them in?
Russian Men: Ok
*Match waits until 3:08 PM, when she sees the Russian men bring the two in.*
Match: Oh gosh, you look terrible! What happened to you?
Merry: It's indescribable what happened yesterday but it was very bad
Genji: Yes, like she said, it was very, very bad
Match: Enough already, like you guys are 5 hours late, don't you feel ashamed of yourself?
Genji: Ok
*They wait and wait until 4:13 PM, when Bob and Punchy (two cats from Animal Crossing, which are not to be confused with Timmy & Tommy, which are tanuki) come in.*
Bob: Hey
Match: HOLY FVCK IS THAT YOU BOB, THAT PURPLE CUTIE PIE FROM ANIMAL CROSSING?! HI!
Punchy: Hi, why r u so ecstatic today? I like that attitude
Match: GET OUT
Punchy: Uhh ok
Match: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FXCK UP!
Genji: Don't act like that to him Match
*At the Family Guy Hotel...*
Sam: Hey Henry, I found out that the ZellyGo studio also had 12 gooners born in January, they deserved to die
Henry: Yeah
Sam: But wait, there's another replacement Korean virgin-ahh cartoon called Maca & Roni, it has this fucking orange cat named Maca and a purple bird Roni, in some nuclear suit with a bitch called Albert, that work in some nuclear site, and these 2 whores literally need pizza, it's basically the same as ZellyGo and jellybeans
Henry: It's not too late for us to call the Chinese army to bomb the studio where it is made
Sam: Yeah I guess so. I found out that the studio also has 2 gooners that are born in February, and they also were involved in the Burning Sun scandal of South Korea
Henry: This made me want to bomb it even worse
Sam: Oh shxt the studio has already closed so let's call the army tomorrow I guess.
Henry: I guess so.
*They sleep and then wake up at 9:17 AM. The day is now Monday, December 9, 2024. They call the Chinese Army and request them to bomb the Maca & Roni studio.*
Soldier: 明白了。我们现在正在追踪那个悲惨动画的工作室并对其进行轰炸。
*The studio is having the breakfast break right now. The gooners are still in their studio, one is watching a sad K-drama, and the other just pissed on their chair.*
*Unfortunately, 2 missiles hit the tower of the studio, tearing apart everyone inside, and also destroying every server and PC, which means all the episodes are deleted and the Youtube channels associated with the animation have all been signed out. Every person's phone is also destroyed which means the remaining survivors can't call for help.*
Henry: Oh no! I still see someone on their phone at home on the animation cartoon account livestreaming
Sam: What?!
Henry: Look at this!
*He pulls out his phone and he sees a young female 22-year old animator which had been in the ZellyGo studio. She had managed to survive the missiles and gunshot and has applied to work at the Maca&Roni animation. She is livestreaming*
Animator: 여러분, 도와주세요! 제가 새 애니메이션 스튜디오에 입사 지원을 했을 때 뉴스에서 폭격을 당하는 걸 봤어요! 동료를 구해주세요
*Suddenly the young animator gets shot in the head. The Chinese army managed to track her down and kill her.*
Henry: Yes! We've managed to wipe out Maca&Roni as well
Sam: We did it
Henry: But we need to keep ourselves hidden and a secret
*The livestream suddenly changes into a red background saying "This is now property of the Chinese Government, please wait while the stream ends", and then an animation called "Homer shits on Weird Al and dies instantly" in the Chinese language plays while Thick of It by KSI plays (How did they manage to find KSI's song when it's bypassed by the Great Firewall- not even gonna bother)*
Debbie: Did I just see that Maca&Roni got destroyed? Why would u do that? I thought that was a great replacement for ZellyGo!
Henry: wait what
Rosie: I liked Maca&Roni! I'm going to jump out the window to kill myself! The young animator was such a sweet girl, and her 3D animation skills were the best, no..
Sam: No wait don't!
*She jumps out. It's not that high so she survives but collapses to the ground.*
Sam: NOOO!
*Sam is now on her knees,screaming as loud as she possibly can while crying...she can't believe it..her friend is extremely hurt now..because they were that damn stupid...she's angry..sad...grief-ridden..she's a mess right now,and it's likely gonna take a while until she's even able to speak again..*
Henry: I'm sure she's fine Sam.
*She goes out and goes to check on Rosie.*
Henry: Sam why u so dramatic
Sam: Henry, this is personal! What if she DIED?!
Sam: Rosie, wake up, it's me, Sam, from iCarly..
*Rosie flutters her eyes open*
Rosie: Omigosh, what happened, silly?
Sam: OMG are you fine?
Rosie: Yeah
Carly: That's good to know.
*Back at the Chum Bucket, we can see that Match has talked with Bob and Punchy for almost 24 hours straight.*
Match: So, according to a Chinese Wikipedia article, Maca&Roni is an animation cartoon by Bricks Studio that had its first episode on March 11th, 2021, and ended abruptly today when a terrorist attack by the Chinese army destroyed the studio. One witness said that one of the 3D modelers when looked at without context, you would think she got mauled by a wild animal
Punchy: Are you done? We are sooo thirsty and hungry right now
Match: Yes I am, now what would you like to buy? We have new Chum Gukbap for sale today and only for this week
Punchy: What about the gukbap? That sounds nice
Bob: Yes let's buy that, and take it home today
*They get it and go home.*
Merry: Match we have to talk gurl
Match: Yes what is it?
Merry: Why were you yapping at them for a full day now?
Match: I was just too excited to see them, that's why
Merry: Oh ok
*They all go home and sleep. The next morning, they wake up and open the Chum Bucket at 7:54. Today is Tuesday, December 10, 2024, which means it is Tom (Animal Crossing)'s birthday today.*
*At Liaoning, Henry and Sam wake up at 8:01 AM, then Carly and Debbie wake up shortly after.*
Henry: Good morning Sam.
Sam: Good morning Henry!
Henry: There's a beaver over there. What will you do?
Sam: Oh my god kill it!
Henry: Why?
Sam: Just kill that damn 海狸 immediately! I had an experience where it bit my arm and I almost had rabies! It might have it
Henry: No it won't
*Sam pulls out a pistol and shoots that beaver.*
Sam: That damn thing..
*Meanwhile at the Chum Bucket, a gang of 5 girls show up. They are - Apple from Inanimate Insanity, Poppy from Animal Crossing, My Melody, Meg Griffin, and Mabel from Gravity Falls. They're the NEW Wonder Girls*
Apple: Hey Merry. I think you should, like, decorate your restaurant since Christmas is coming. Just a suggestion
Meg: I agree, Plankton needs to learn a thing or two from you guys. You made the Chum Bucket AWESOME!
Merry: Thx.
Mabel: You're very welcome. It's nice to receive compliments about the Chum Bucket, in which I think you rarely do.
Genji: You're right, we haven't recieved a compliment about here since we covered up Plankton's business after he went to Phnom Penh.
Apple: Wait, he went to Cambodia? How long is he staying there?
Merry: Gurl he's staying until the 17th of December, and he went on Halloween
My Melody: Really? I would love to go there, from the looks of it I like totally wanna go there
Mabel: Same
-END OF CHAPTER EIGHTEEN, GO TO CHAPTER 19 TO DIVE MORE INTO IT-