Bluey entered what was a originally spare bedroom, but in anticipation for the newest arrival to the family, it had been transformed into a nursery fit for a baby girl, but she noticed Bingo had recently modified everything in the room to accommodate someone of Bandit's size in preparation for their game. She grabs some things out of a pink cupboard and leaves the room.
She returns to Bandit who is still laying on the floor and says "Now darling, let's get your nappy on", Bluey lifts Bandit's legs up and applies a rigorous amount of baby powder to his butt, so much that he begins coughing and says "Bluey, I think that's enough-". He's cut off when Bluey shoves a bright pink dummy into his mouth and says "ah ah ah, babies don't talk, and don't complain about the powder. After all, we wouldn't want you to get a nappy rash now would we"?
After fastening the nappy around Bandit's waist, she completes the outfit with a bright pink bonnet that covers his ears, 2 pairs of bright pink booties that cover his feet, a bright pink bib that reads "mummy's little princess" and to top it all off, the girliest baby onesie Bandit had seen. As Bluey forced the onesie onto him and secured it, he felt utterly humiliated.
As Bluey sat Bandit back up, she said "you know what, I've decided that Bandit isn't a very good name for you, from now on, you will be called Elizabeth, or Betsy Boo for short".
As you rolled your eyes at your new name, Bluey leaves the room and returns with a oversized Jolly jumper with a motor attached to the back, she picks you up and secures you into the jumper, your toes barely touching the ground. She then sits down in front of you and says "now we're going to go over some ground rules, you will eat and drink whatever is put in front of you, you will wear whatever is put on you, you'll call me mummy and call Bingo Mama, you'll only speak like a baby when spoken to and you'll get a nappy check after each meal, every night before bedtime and every morning after you wake up, finally, breaking any of these rules will result in severe consequences". Bluey removes the dummy and says "do you understand"? Bandit responds "yes mummy, me understand".
As bluey turns the TV on and switches it to a channel called "24/7 baby tv", she says "very good Betsy Boo, now you enjoy some cartoons whilst i make your lunch". You can only look on in humiliation as Bluey walks away from you, still holding the TV remote, knowing that for the next month, you were under their control.
Hey guys, so sorry that this chapter took so long to write, i had a serious case of writers block when it came to Bandit's "baby"name, I promise the next chapter will be up ASAP
