Hello, my dear readers! I know it's been a while but I've been busy getting use to my new life as a college student. Sorry for the delay. And to respond to the comments:

To The Prophet of Courage: I am so glad you enjoyed it.

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To thunderofdeath87, NightShock99, Korrd: I'm not sure if I should do the abridged movies, due to certain canon differences.

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To jmknz777, BrownTeddyBear, LifeByTheCreed, Jack Gold Sword: I'll try my best to keep on continuing it.

To CyberDragonEX: He laughed but I forgot to write it. My bad.

To duskrider: I found Beerus and Whis's reactions funniest during that moment.

To Gojosin: Good to see you enjoyed it.

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To FuryJoe, hawkeyestratos1996, Super Shadow 2018, Kurosaga Kururugi, Guest that posted on July 2: Thank you.

To Guest that posted on June 30: I loved it too! I knew people would like that scene.

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And that's enough with all the comments. I know there are more but for the life of me, I can't respond to everything. Oh, and give thanks to PokemonForever2000 for his contribution to this chapter. He really helped a lot.

Now, onto the story.

The Z-Fighters waited anxiously as the machine prepared the next episode.

The disclaimer appeared.

KAISERNEKO: The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

"What's this?" Trunks asked.

"It seems to be a disclaimer, something that shows the proper ownership or a certain media," Bulma explained. "But why is it here?"

"It is odd," Chichi agreed.

The image of Goku riding Nimbus and Piccolo flying alongside him.

TFS Goku: Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you somethin'?

TFS Piccolo: What is it?

TFS Goku: You're not human either, right?

TFS Piccolo: Yeah...

TFS Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

TFS Piccolo: What about it?

"Where exactly is he going with this?" Piccolo ponders.

TFS Goku: Are... Are you a Yoshi?

"I regret asking," Piccolo deadpans.

Goten smiles happily. "I love Yoshi! I always play him in Smash!"

Trunks gives Goten a teasing smirk. "And you always lose."

Goten sticks his tongue out at Trunks.

TFS Piccolo (sarcastic): Yes, Goku, I'm a green fucking dinosaur!

TFS Goku: Can... Can I ride you?

Roshi snorts. "Well that can be taken out of context."

Chichi, Android 18, and Bulma give him a quick kick to the gut, causing the old man to go down.

(TFS Piccolo lets out an annoyed groan)

(opening sequence; scene shifts to a crying TFS Gohan and TFS Raditz)

TFS Raditz: Shut up. I said, shut up! SHUT UP! Damn it, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?! Oh, screw it, I'm putting you in the time-out pod. (puts TFS Gohan in his Space Pod and closes the door)

Chichi growls like a wild animal.

"Jerk," Gohan grunts.

Pam sticks out her tongue. Everyone else has an angry look on their face, sans Frieza, Beerus, and Whis. Those three had a look of indifference on their faces.

TFS Raditz: (thinking) Thank sweet merciful God that's over. (out loud) Now I can just sit back and—(scouter beeps) ...beat the crap out of whoever's coming. (sighs) ...Great.

TFS Goku: Raditz! Give me back my son! (jumps off Nimbus) Wheeeeeee!

TFS Raditz: So, you're here already. And I see you brought the Namekian as well.

TFS Goku: A-actually, that hasn't been explained yet.

TFS Raditz: Oh. Well, it's not like anyone cares about him anyway.

Piccolo, Gohan, and others give an annoyed look.

(Piccolo removes his cape and grabs his turban)

TFS Piccolo: Well screw you too!

TFS Goku: Piccolo, you use weighted training clothes as well?

TFS Piccolo: (sarcastically) No, Goku. I just love to get naked when I'm around you. (drops his turban)

Gohan looks disgusted by a mental image.

TFS Raditz: (thinking) Their power level is rising! (out loud) So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet! (unzips his pants)

Many of the people there facepalm.

"What the-?" Gohan asked.

The kids (mainly Goten and Trunks) were laughing on the floor, clutching their stomachs.

Frieza merely crosses his arms. "I am positive that the armor Raditz is wearing does not come with a zipper."

Vegeta groans. "That's not what we have an issue with, Frieza."

TFS Goku: Uh... no. We're wearing weighted clothing.

TFS Raditz: (quickly zips up his pants and crosses his arms) Oh... Of course! Because that would be ridiculous! (laughs nervously)

TFS Piccolo: ...So that hair does compensate for something.

This got giggles out of some of the males and children. Frieza, the females, and the divine guests merely roll their eyes at the immaturity.

(Phil Sebben's head pops up)

Phil Sebben: Ha ha! Dangly parts.

TFS Raditz: SHUT UP! (quickly dashes behind Goku and Piccolo and elbows both of them, knocking them off their feet.)

Vegeta looked at Piccolo and Goku. "You two were beaten that easily? Seriously?"

"This is kinda similar with the fight with Frieza," Piccolo shrugs. "We get beat a bit but learn from our mistakes and eventually end up on top."

Roshi and Whis, both teachers, nod sagely.

TFS Piccolo: Okay, what the hell was that?

TFS Goku: I don't know! But let's try it again... from behind!

(Goku and Piccolo tries to attack Raditz from behind, who counterattacks by kicking at both of them, knocking them away)

"Learn from your mistakes, huh?" Vegeta smirks.

"Shut up!" Piccolo shouts, turning away from the dirty looks Whis and Roshi were giving him.

TFS Piccolo: We really shouldn't be announcing our attack strategy!

"We tend to do that a lot, sometimes, don't we?" Gohan says with an embarrassed smile.

"Well, it does help with teamwork!" Goku beams.

TFS Goku: Rush him! (leaps towards Raditz)

TFS Piccolo: Damn it, Goku! (also rushes towards Raditz) Will you at least try to dodge this one?!

TFS Goku: Dodge what? (Raditz fires his Double Sunday attack) OH GEEZ!

(Goku manages to dodges the blast, but Piccolo isn't as lucky as he loses his left arm)

Chichi and Bulma wince.

"That looks like it hurt," Chichi commented.

"It did," Piccolo says, rubbing his arm.

TFS Goku: Ha! You missed me!

(Raditz appears behind Goku)

TFS Raditz: My bad. (kicks Goku, knocking him away)

TFS Goku: (thinks) Note to self: Less talky, more fighty. (slowly gets up and look towards Piccolo)

"Here that, kids?" Gohan said. "When in a fight, focus more on the battle than your cocky attitude."

"Yeah," Goku agreed.

Goten and Trunks nod.

TFS Goku: Hey Piccolo. We may be taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one. (Piccolo gets up with blood dripping from his severed arm) High fi-IIIIIEEEEE! Uh... handsha—... thumbs u—... G-good job!

"Seriously?" Piccolo asked Goku, who merely smiled embarrassed.

TFS Raditz: Ha ha! Aaaahaha! Aaaahaha! Aw, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, it's green! Ha ha ha!

The Z-Fighters growl, with Piccolo and Gohan looking angriest.

TFS Piccolo: Yeah... Anyway, listen. I've got one more attack that should do it. Upside is, I can use it with one arm.

TFS Goku: And what's the downside?

TFS Piccolo: You'll have to distract him while I charge it...

TFS Goku: That's not too bad—

TFS Piccolo: For five minutes. And considering he beat us to a pulp in under one and—ah, never mind, I'm sure you can handle it.

"That… does not seem useful," Whis deadpanned.

"That's way too much of a charge time," Beerus nods.

"Yeah, I improved the technique later," Piccolo said.

"That's good because being unable to do anything for five minutes seem a bit tiresome," Tien said.

"It does seem a bit long," Goku agreed.

"And how long does the Spirit Bomb take to charge?" Piccolo counters.

"N-never mind," Goku said.

TFS Goku: Wow. You really have that much faith in me?

TFS Piccolo: Yeah, sure. Why not?

TFS Goku: Well then, I won't disappoint you. (dashes towards Raditz) Here goes nothing! Haaaaagggghhh! Ready or not, here I—(gets attacked by Raditz while the screen shifts to Piccolo) aaaaahhh!

Frieza was laughing, rolling on the ground and holding his stomach.

TFS Piccolo: (in his thoughts; singing the tune of "Mahna Mahna" while Goku is getting beaten senselessly by Ratitz) Mahna Mahna do doo be-do-do. Mahna Mahna do do-do do. Mahna Mahna do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do Ima chargin' my attack.

(Scene changes Goku getting the upper hand by grabbing Raditz's tail.)

"He let his tail get grabbed so easily?" Vegeta sneered. "Shameful."

"Didn't we cut your tail off?" Tien smirked.

Vegeta gave a death glare. "That was the fat samurai, but I got over it when I gained my Super Saiyan form."

TFS Goku: Ha! Got your tail!

TFS Raditz: Please let me go?

TFS Goku: Well, since you asked nicely...

(Goku lets go of Raditz's tail; who thanks him by kicking him away)

"Idiot," everyone but Goku commented quietly.

TFS Piccolo: (in his thoughts while Goku recieves another senseless beating from Raditz offscreen) Perhaps on second thought, a whole five-minute startup time for an attack is pretty abysmal in terms of usability in battle.

TFS Goku: (offscreen) Piccolo help! (scene changes to Goku grabbing Radiz's tail again) Ha! Got your tail...! Again!

TFS Raditz: Please let go?

TFS Goku: I'm not falling for that again!

TFS Raditz: Pretty please let me go?

TFs Goku: (once again lets go of Raditz's tail) Well... (Raditz elbows Goku, knocking him away) Oooh! Ow! Spine! (Raditz stomps on Goku's ribs) Ow! Ribs! Definitely ribs!

"Hmm…" Beerus scratched his chin. "I'm now craving ribs. Bulma, do you mind ordering some for us."

"After a few episodes, Beerus," Bulma said. "It will take a while for it to cook and this Hyperbolic Time Chamber doesn't make things faster."

Beerus scoffs and taps his claw on the chair impatiently. "It's fine, then. I'll wait."

TFS Raditz: Aha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle. A cunning strategy! No, no, no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?

TFS Piccolo: (offscreen) Retarded?

TFS Raditz: That's it, thank you!

"Hey!" Goku shouted in protest.

'He's not wrong….' The others think.

TFS Raditz: That's it, thank you! Now, disregarding the Namekian, I—

TFS Goku: Uh-uh! A Yoshi!

TFS Piccolo: (offscreen) I'm not a god damn Yoshi!

TFS Goku: But you said you were!

TFS Piccolo: (offscreen) It's called sarcasm!

TFS Goku: What's that taste like?

"Five thousand zeni that our Goku thinks sarcasm is a food," Ulong offers.

"I'll take those odds," Android 18 agreed.

"Hey, I know what sarcasm is!" Goku said.

"Pay up," Android 18 said, stretching her hand.

"Seriously, why do you think I wouldn't know what sarcasm is?" Goku wonders.

"The whole marriage thing?" Chichi smiled. "You thought it was something you could eat."

The original Z-Fighters smile at the memory while the others look confused.

TFS Piccolo: (offscreen) Damn it Goku!

(Raditz crushes Goku's ribs)

TFS Raditz: STOP IGNORING ME!

TFS Goku: Aaah my ribs! I think you broke my...mmmmmm ribs.

"Mmmmmm ribs…" the Saiyans, Whis, and Beerus drool.

TFS Raditz: Uggggh. (stomps on Goku's ribs three more times and prepares to kill him) Stop! Ignoring! Me! AND DIE! (scouter beeps) Huh?

TFS Gohan: Stop beating up my daddy! (breaks out of Raditz's Space Pod)

(Gohan rushes towards Raditz)

"That still surprised me," Piccolo said.

"It surprised me too," Goku said. "I definitely wasn't that strong when I was that age. And Chichi didn't let me teach Gohan anything."

"He definitely has major potential," they both agreed.

Gohan laughs and blushes.

TFS Raditz: Nooo, my Space Pod—(Gohan headbutts Raditz) Augh! My space armor!

TFS Piccolo: (offscreen) We get it, you're from space!

"Yeah!" Goten, Trunks, and Marron shout.

(Gohan lands next to Goku)

TFS Goku: G-Gohan. (GOHAN: Huh?) What... was that?

TFS Gohan: (gets up) Daddy!

TFS Goku: No-no, seriously. What the hell was that? We were getting slaughtered out there, and you could do that—(Gohan looks behind and notices Raditz) Oh, crap.

TFS Radtiz: (approaches a frightened Gohan) Uncle Raditz is PISSED! (smacks Gohan, which the screen pauses upon impact)

Kaiserneko: We here at Team Four Star do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious.

Chichi roars like a wild animal, scaring everyone, even Frieza, Beerus, and Whis.

(Screen unpauses as Gohan is sent flying by Raditz's attack)

TFS Goku: Wait, hold on!

TFS Raditz: Oh, what? Mister Shattered Ribs is going to stop me? (begins walking towards Gohan)

TFS Goku: Listen, you don't understand! Nothing you could do could ever compare to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died!

They all take a moment to look at Chichi, who was still making ravenous animal growls and had a demonic look on her face. "We believe it…."

(Raditz begins charging up a Ki blast at Gohan)

TFS Raditz: Well, sucks to be you!

TFS Goku: (thinking) I don't have any choice. I have to use my last technique!

TFS Raditz: NOW DIE! (prepares to kill Gohan)

(Goku grabs Raditz from behind)

TFS Goku: Full Nelson!

TFS Raditz: A Full Nelson? That won't work on me! I'm Raditz! (tries to break free but can't) Hurghhurgh! ...Okay, let go! (continues trying to break free, but no avail) Hurrrggrrrg! Seriously, this is starting to piss me off!

"This fight is just getting sad," Frieza said, a bored expression on his face.

TFS Goku: Piccolo!

TFS Piccolo: Ready!

TFS Goku: Good! Just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing! I'm right behind him!

TFS Piccolo: Oh sure; I'll give you a signal. It'll be the last signal you'll ever get!

(scene shifts to Goku as Piccolo laughs evilly offscreen)

TFS Goku: Well, okay. As long as we're clear on that.

TFS Piccolo: MAKANSA—... MAKAKASAPOP—... MEKKASAPPA—... (groans) Oh, to hell with it. SPECIAL BEAM CANNON! (fires the Special Beam Cannon at Goku and Raditz)

"You can't pronounce your attack name?" Goten laughed.

"I can!" Trunks grinned. "Makakaka… Makasa… Maka… nope…."

TFS Goku: Is that what you're going to yell out when you— (Special Beam Cannon pierces through both Goku and Raditz) OH GOD!

Mountain Climber: Riiiiiicolaaaa— (blast hits mountain) AAAAAUUUUGH!

(both Goku and Raditz hit the ground, fatally wounded)

Chichi gives Piccolo a dirty look. Piccolo himself turns away to avoid looking her in the eye.

"So, yeah, sorry Goku…" Piccolo mutters.

"It's all good," Goku laughs, patting him on the back.

TFS Raditz: Damn it! And there was no way I could have gotten out of there!

TFS Piccolo: You know, you could've flown.

TFS Raditz: Damn you, hindsiiiiight! Bleh. (dies)

"Idiot," multiple people said.

(Piccolo looks up in the sky and notices a ship heading towards the battlefield.)

TFS Krillin: (from ship) Goku! After several hours of debating, we decided you might need us— (notices both Goku's and Raditz's damaged bodies) ah, crap!

"We came a tad too late," Bulma chuckled.

"It all worked out fine," Goku assured her.

(scene shifts to Krillin holding Goku's hand while Piccolo and Master Roshi watch)

KRILLIN: Goku! You can't die! Here, I brought a Senzu Bean!

GOKU: (dying) I don't think that's gonna work.

KRILLIN: Why not?

GOKU: (dying) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus.

"I think it pieced your stomach, so you might not have been able to digest the Senzu bean," Bulma estimates.

TFS Krillin: Wait, then how are you breathing? (Goku slowly closes his eyes and dies) ...Goku? ...Goku? Holy crap... I'm not the first person to die in this series!

TFS Roshi: Krillin!

TFS Krillin: What?

TFS Roshi: Too soon!

"Way too soon," Tien, Yamcha, and other Z-Fighters said.

TFS Bulma: I can't believe he's gone.

TFS Piccolo: Yeah, pity that. RRRRRRAAAAHHH! (regenerates his left arm)

"Why didn't you do that before?" Beerus asked.

"It takes time and concentration, things I couldn't get with Raditz's attacks," Piccolo explained.

TFS Krillin: (runs up to Piccolo) Wait, what the hell? You can regenerate?

TFS Piccolo: Yeah. And you know what else?

TFS Krillin: What?

TFS Piccolo: (quickly) I'm taking Gohan. Bye! (flies off with Gohan)

"What?" Chichi screamed outraged. "You let him take Gohan that easily!"

The others cower before the wrath of Chichi.

KRILLIN: Quick! Somebody stop him! (crickets chirp in silence) Damn it Roshi!

MASTER ROSHI: Shut up, Krillin!

(Krillin Owned Count: 2)

"Oh, come on!" Krillin yelled in protest. His wife and daughter gave him a comforting hug.

TFS Krillin: Aww...

(ending sequence)

[STINGER]

"And that's the end of the episode," Bulma said. "I'll prepare the next one."

"Wait," Mr. Satan said. "There's more."

TFS Goku: Gohan, do a Headbutt!

(in the style of Pokémon)

TFS Gohan: Gooooo-HAN!

"Gohan used Headbutt!"

(Gohan headbutts Raditz)

"It was super-effective!"

"Pokemon!" the children laugh happily.

"I guess that there's always an end-credit scene like this at the end of each episode," Android 18 blink.

"Let's see the next episode!" Goku commanded.

"Yeah!" the rest cheered.

And done! I hope you all enjoyed it. I'm a bit tired, so that's it for today. Hope you all favorite, follow, and comment on this story.