I'm back! Sorry for being gone for so long. I had a lot of work to do for school, so sorry I haven't updated in a while. It's just two weeks ago I had multiple tests and projects due and last week I had to interact with multiple people for group projects. Then I was gone for a Florida vacation. It sucked. Well not the vacation thing, but the school thing. Anyways, here's the newest chapter. Enjoy.
Bulma walked into the room, carrying a large suitcase. "I got the food!"
She takes a capsule out of the suitcase and throws it, causing several large tables of food to appear.
The big eaters grinned, drooling at the sight at the tables of foods like they were the world's greatest treasures.
Cue disclaimer.
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The scene opens up with a full view of snake way.
Narrator: After endless running and detours, Goku has finally reached the end of snake way. How very convenient.
Goku blinked in surprise. "Already? Snake Way took a while for me back then."
"I remember," Vegeta said. "We all had much lower power levels back then."
"Not to mention, you usually use Instant Transmission to get to King Kai's planet now," Chichi said.
"Speaking of King Kai, wish we could invite him here to watch this with us…" Goku thought out loud. "He's an important part of this too."
Whis laughed. "Why didn't you just say so in the first place?"
The angel twirled his staff, which glowed a brilliant ceruleun light. Whis let it go, and yet the staff continued to spin. The light seemed to become condensed, becoming a floating circle of energy. Whis put his hand in, his expression seemed focused as he reached inside. Suddenly, he pulled back, bringing forth a monkey with a halo.
"You aren't King Kai," Whis said.
"Bubbles?" Goku said, the monkey ignoring him to suddenly being summoned by the strange angel.
"You know this creature, Goku?" Beerus asked, in a bored tone.
"Yeah, it's Bubbles, one of King Kai's friends," Goku said.
"Then I suppose he can stay," Whis shrugged, throwing the monkey over his shoulder, who gave a surprised shriek. Whis rummaged through the portal again until he pulled, this time bringing out a tiny grasshopper.
"Ahh! Who are you? Where am I?" the grasshopper shouted.
"Hey, Gregory," Goku greeted.
"Goku?" Gregory blinked. "What's going on? What is this place- IS THAT LORD BEERUS?!"
The grasshopper bowed to the god, who smirked.
"Finally, someone who can show a small amount of respect," Beerus said. "I admit, I've missed the groveling a bit."
"Do you want to grovel, or do you want some of this chocolate pie?" Bulma asked holding a slice.
Beerus silently stared at the pie. "You make an excellent point. Gimme."
Whis pouted, as he fished around again. "No fair, Lord Beerus. I wanted to try some too!"
"Then just get the Kai already."
"Fine."
Finally, Whis managed to pull King Kai out, throwing him out and the dead Kai landed near Goku. "Ouch, what the hell?"
"Hey, King Kai," Goku said, waving.
"Goku? Why am I-"
Beerus rolled his eyes. "We are not doing this again. Yes, I am here and Whis summoned you here to watch this with us. So shut up and stuff your face with some popcorn."
King Kai gulped. "Yes, Lord Beerus!"
Goku looks up and notices a small planet in the sky.
"Wow, so this is what your planet looked like before, King Kai?" Chichi asked.
"Yes, before Goku blew it up," King Kai groaned.
"I said I was sorry!" Goku said. "And the planet is going back to normal."
"And yet, you still haven't brought me back," King Kai angrily pointed to his halo, as did Bubbles and Gregory.
Goku laughed nervously.
Goku: Oooooo! Oh wow, that must be King Kai 's place!
He jumps towards King Kai's planet.
Goku: Woohooo...
"You could jump that high? Why didn't you try jumping through Snake Way?" Gohan asked.
"I'd fall, Gohan."
Vegeta gave him a look. "I'd like to mention again that you can fly."
He begins falling towards the planet
Goku: ...aaaaaahhhhhh-
Goku crashes onto the planet.
King Kai: (offscreen) Nice job, jackass!
"Am I not coming on yet?" King Kai asked.
Goku: (in pain) Ow...
Cue opening sequence.
"Apparently not," Beerus said.
The scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's space pods are seen flying through space.
Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the deep reaches of space...
Nappa: Are we there yet?
Vegeta: (annoyed) No.
"Oh, god no," Vegeta said.
Nappa: Are we there yet?
Vegeta: (becoming more annoyed) No!
"Trunks, please promise me you will never subject me to this manner of torment," Vegeta begged.
Trunks looked at Goten, then backed to Vegeta. "I'm not making any promises."
Nappa: Are we there yet?
Vegeta: (much more annoyed) No!
"Okay, even I'm starting to get annoyed," Beerus said.
Bulma began to sweat. "Here! Have some caviar!"
Nappa: Are we there yet?
Vegeta: (now very angry) No!
"And some sashimi!"
Nappa: Are we there yet?
Vegeta: (even angrier) No!
"And some chicken wings!"
Nappa: Hey, Vegeta.
Vegeta: (ready to snap) What?!
Nappa: (sees that they are approaching planet Arlia) Can we stop at that bug planet?
"Thank god," Yamcha said. "That was getting annoying."
"Agreed," Tien said.
Vegeta: (temper stabilized) Nappa, if it'll shut you up for five minutes then fine!
The scene shifts to planet Arlia.
"Oh, I remember this planet now," Vegeta said. "I killed everyone on this planet for trying to imprisoning me."
Everyone looked at him.
Vegeta scratched the back of his head. "Yeah, these were my pre-Earth days, remember?"
Vegeta: (looking at a floating debris) See? Look how fun this is.
Two Arlians riding on giant millipede-like steeds appear out of the ground.
Nappa: Hey, Vegeta- the locals.
Vegeta: Seems they brought a welcome service.
Nappa: You know, Vegeta, on some planets they really appreciate foreign commune. Really brings in the revenue.
"That is not what happened," Vegeta said.
One Arilan unsheathes their sword.
Nappa: They'll probably treat us like royalty, considering the-
Arilans handcuff Nappa and locks Vegeta and Nappa in a cell.
"You let those filthy bugs arrest you and you dared to call yourself my soldiers!?" Frieza demanded.
"Didn't expect Vegeta to not just shoot the bugs on sight," Bulma said. "Guess life is full of surprises."
Vegeta: Well...
Nappa: Yeah...
Arlian Prince: I see. You too have been imprisoned by our horrible fascist king.
Arilan Prince continues to speaking unintelligibly offscreen while Vegeta and Nappa talk.
"What's that bug guy saying? I can't tell?" Chiaotzu asked.
"I think they're just focusing on Vegeta and Nappa at the moment," Tien explained.
Nappa: Hey, Vegeta.
Vegeta: What is it?
Nappa: We're in prison, Vegeta.
"Isn't that obvious?" Trunks asked.
Vegeta: I see that, Nappa.
Nappa: Hey.
Vegeta: What?
Nappa: Don't drop the soap.
"Oh, let someone try! I'll blast them away before they can even get close!" Vegeta snarled.
"And yet you let them cuff you," Frieza said.
"Shut up!"
Vegeta: I swear to god, Nappa, I will shiv you.
"Exactly!" Vegeta shouted.
The scene changes to King Kai's planet.
Narrator: Meanwhile, on the Kai planet...
Goku: So, you're King Kai.
King Kai: That's right. I am the most superior martial artist in all of the galaxy—
Frieza laughed and laughed. "That's quite the title, Kai," Frieza said, sarcasm dripping in his voice.
"In any case, I doubt that statement is true anymore," Beerus said, looking over at Goku, Vegeta, and the other Z-Warriors.
King Kai pouted, causing a pitying Chichi to pass some mashed potatoes to him.
Goku: (notices Bubbles) Ooo, a monkey!
Bubbles begins to hoot, happily.
"Yes, Bubbles," King Kai said. "You're on TV. Congratulations."
King Kai: Yes, this is my monkey, Bubbles. Say hello, Bubbles.
Bubbles: (subtitled) You have come far, young warrior. Allow me to—
Oolong blinked. "The monkey is actually talking? Weird."
"Says the talking pig," Bulma replied dryly.
"No," King Kai said, before turning to Bubbles. "At least I don't think so…"
Bubbles just grinned.
King Kai: Alright, that's enough, Bubbles. Anyway, welcome to my planet.
Goku: (struggling to stand up) Man, I'm so heavy here!
King Kai: Well, because of the small size of my planet, the gravity here is much more intense than that on Earth.
Bulma and Gohan blinked.
"Wait, what?" Bulma said.
"How does that work out?" Gohan asked King Kai.
King Kai shrugged. "Well the planet actually used to be more than 100 times bigger but then someone got angry and did something to the planet so now it's like this. Not sure how it works."
"Who could do that?" Bulma asked.
"I'll give you three guesses," King Kai said, pointing at Beerus, who was devouring an omelet. "It's a long story, but Lord Beerus wanted to play a game out of boredom when he visited me, and it did not end well."
"Also your food was just terrible," Beerus shouted.
Gregory: (offscreen) That doesn't make any sense!
King Kai: Shut up, Gregory! Alright, fine- how's this for a reason: I have an unbelievably powerful space pirate locked within the depths of my planet. That's why the gravity is so heavy here.
"No, I don't," King Kai said.
Bojack: (inside King Kai's planet) Yarr! Get me out of here!
King Kai: Shut up, Bojack!
"Bojack? We sealed him in a star, not my planet," King Kai said.
He stomps on the planet three times.
King Kai: Anyway, what are you here for?
Goku: Oh! Well, King Kai, I need you to train me.
The scene shows Vegeta and Nappa's space pods flying in space.
"Are we cutting back to the Saiyans already?" Whis asked.
Goku: There's a terrible threat coming to our planet, and I'm its only hope.
"Oh."
Goku: I'll do whatever it takes for you to train me, I'll withstand any test, I will try as hard as I have to, and I—
King Kai: Sure.
"It was that easy?" Goten asked.
"No," Goku replied. "There were a few tests before that. I had to chase Bubbles and all sorts of stuff."
Goku: (dumbfounded) What?
King Kai: I'll train you.
Goku: S-seriously? I thought I'd have to do some kind of test.
King Kai: Are you kidding me? The only company I've had for the last 500 years have been a disembodied pirate...
Bojack: yarr!
King Kai: ...a monkey...
Bubbles screeches.
King Kai: ...and a grasshopper!
Gregory: Actually, I'm a cricket.
King Kai: Nobody cares!
"Mean," Gregory frowned.
Bubbles: (clapping his hands; subtitled) I care!
"Thanks, Bubbles," Gregory hugged the monkey, who hugged him back.
King Kai: You tell him, Bubbles!
"So it was boredom, huh?" Beerus said. "I can understand that."
Goku: Wow, you're right. I can't imagine anything more boring than that.
The scene shifts to planet Namek.
"Namek?" Dende blinked.
"Wow, that's certainly a blast from the past," Gohan said.
Narrator: Meanwhile, on Namek...
The scene goes inside Guru's house, where there's a long silence and a splashing sound can be heard.
"Oh, wow, it's Guru!" Gohan laughed.
"Is that a Namekian?" Beerus blinked. "Why is he so fat?"
Guru: Naaail. Naaaaail!
Nail walks inside Guru's house and kneels.
Nail: What is it, Lord Guru?
Guru: I saw a fish. That is all- you can go back outside now.
"You think this is boring, try waiting for Lord Beerus to finally wake up from one of his naps," Whis said. "I get so much work done, but still."
Nail: (walks outside of Guru's house; thinking) Oh god, this is so horribly dull. I hope something exciting happens around here soon. I don't care what it is.
"Considering what's going to happen, bad wish," Bulma winced.
Piccolo felt something in the back of his mind, a shade of embarrassment.
Guru: (offscreen) Naaaaail!
Nail: (sounding a bit annoyed) What?
Guru: (offscreen) I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass.
"Why hurt a bird?" Android 17 said, annoyed.
Nail groans in annoyance.
The scene shifts to planet Arlia.
Narrator: Meanwhile, back on Arlia...
The scene goes to the Arlian prison cell, with the Arlian Prince still talking to Vegeta and Nappa.
Arlian Prince: As you can see, many questionable people have been locked away in here.
Arlian Prisoner: Welcome to Oz, bitch! That's right,
"Wait, is that bug thing saying it wants to…" Before Bulma can finish, she looks at the kids and decides not to say it.
Vegeta growled while Frieza chuckeld.
Arlian Prisoner: (looking at Vegeta) You with the spiky hair, you're going to be my bitch! I'm going to sell you for a cigarette- but not before i violate you, because you're my bi—
"I'm actually glad I destroyed that planet now," Vegeta scowled. "Definitely no remorese."
The scene cuts to the Arilan throne room.
Arlian King: I love ruling this planet with an iron fist! Right, my quee—
The throne room shakes as an explosion occurs offscreen.
Arlian King: What in the great Arlian moon was that?
"Strange, I thought they had two moons…" Vegeta pondered.
Nappa: Hi!
Arlian King: Who the f*** are you two?
"A complete idiot," Frieza said. "Oh, and Nappa."
"Quiet down, Frieza!" Vegeta shouted.
Nappa: Hi, I'm Nappa, and that's Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
"Where's Nappa again?" Vegeta said. "I feel a strange need to punch him in the stomach."
"Can I meet him too?" Trunks asked. "It would be fun to meet the man who was partners with Dad."
"And I can try to find my brother," Goku said.
Roshi blinked. "We really don't take advantage of the fact that we can just visit the afterlife whenever we want, do we. Hell, with Shenron, even dying isn't really that big of a problem."
"Wait, wouldn't that imply that life and death doesn't really matter," Krillin blinked.
"Look who's talking!" Oolong rolled his eyes. "All of us have been brought back by that dragon, some of us brought back frequently."
Beerus huffs. "At this point, the only true end would for me to end you with my Hakai. I'd destroy you all so badly, not even the Dragon Balls would be able to bring you back."
"Which is our cue to give you more food," Bulma fake-smiled, before turning to the others. "Quick, give him food, now!"
"I'd like some too!" Whis called.
Vegeta: Shut the hell up, Nappa!
Nappa: 'kay.
Vegeta: Anyway, we're here because my partner's an idiot.
"Pot calling the kettle black," Frieza smiled, causing the Z-Warriors to glare.
Vegeta: Now that we've got introductions out of the way, I think I'll just kill you and-
Nappa: Hey, Vegeta.
Vegeta: Oh god, what now?
Nappa: (notices Arlian queen) I think that's their queen. I'm curious how they breed.
"Ew," Trunks, Goten, and Marron said in unison.
Suddenly, blindfolds appear above all the children's faces.
"I suppose this is a sort of parental lock put in by the Grand Minister," Whis said. "They'll cover their eyes and also block sound if anything truly inappropriate happens."
"Like a censor for TV," Chichi nods approvingly.
Vegeta: Oh, goddammit, Nappa- that's disgusting! I say we just-
Nappa: (to Arlians) Hey, you guys, breed for us!
"Why would they do that just because some bald weirdo told them to?" Videl asked disgustedly.
"Who knows?" her husband said.
Arlian King: Why should we listen to you?
The Arlians guards begin surrounding Vegeta and Nappa.
Arlian King: You're surrounded by my thirteen elite...
Chiaotzu moved his hands, signaling 3, 2, then 1.
Nappa kills guards with an explosion.
Chiaotzu beamed. "I knew that would happen!"
Tien patted his head. "Good job."
Arlian King: ...dead guards.
The king looked to his wife.
Arlian King: Well, you heard him, honey.
Nappa: They're not doing anything, they're just standing on top of each other and...
The blindfold covers the children's eyes.
"Hey!" Goten said.
"It's kinda tight!" Trunks groaned.
A snapping sound is heard while both Arlians start mating.
"Aw, gross!" Goku said.
"Normally, I would disagree and say it's perfectly natural," Chichi started, "but those sounds do make it sound disgusting."
The others were also grossed out, even Roshi and Oolong.
Nappa: Awww, there we go!
Nappa takes his cell phone and takes a picture. Vegeta's cell phone vibrates, and he takes out his cell phone and sees the picture.
"Oh, no," Android 18 groaned.
Vegeta and canon Vegeta: (disgusted from what he saw) Oh, goddammit, Nappa!
The scene changes to earth, on a barren wasteland.
Narrator: Meanwhile, back on Earth- Piccolo has finally begun his training with Gohan.
"Oh, cool!" Krillin said. "We get to see how Piccolo trained Gohan!"
Gohan looked at Piccolo then back at the screen, thinking. He turned to Piccolo. "Quick, hide behind me before it's too late!"
Piccolo nods, jumping behind him without Chichi noticing.
Gohan: So, Mr. Piccolo, what are you gonna teach me today? A brand new technique? How to sense energy? What about how to fly-
Piccolo: Dodge!
He kicks Gohan.
Chichi roared in anger, searching for Piccolo, who was using Gohan as a shield with the half-Saiyan's consent. "Gohan, get out of the way!"
"Only if you promise not to kill Piccolo," Gohan said, somewhat terrified. "He's Pan's godfather!"
Chichi merely roared in response.
The scene cuts to the barren wasteland at dusk, Gohan is seen injured, has a wart covering his right eye and is sweating.
Gohan: (thinking) Oh man, this training with Mr. Piccolo is really difficult. But I think I'm finally getting the hang of it-
Piccolo: Dodge!
"Again?" Yamcha asked.
"He needed to learn to dodge," Piccolo defended his actions.
Gohan managed to keep his mother by using a baguette to keep her away, though her anger was growing. "Stop talking! It's only getting her angry."
Gohan: What?
He gets blasted at point-blank by Piccolo.
Gohan: Waaaaaaaaaaa-
The scene cuts to Piccolo and Gohan in the middle of the wasteland accompanied with a long silence.
Piccolo: (punches Gohan in the face) Dooooooodge!
Gohan: Aaaah!
"Can someone help me?!" Gohan said.
Krillin shook his head. "No. Sorry, Gohan. It's just that… we prefer life."
The scene shifts to the Hall Of Justice.
Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Hall Of Justice...
"What's this place?" Goten asked.
"No idea," Android 18 replied.
Superman: Alright everyone, we have to do something about these Saiyans. They're approaching Earth quickly, and I don't think we have the strength to take them on alone. Batman, what are your thoughts?
"Woah!" Trunks exclaimed. "Superheroes!"
Batman: Well, I think...
Aquaman: (offscreen) I have an idea!
Batman: Oh god, it's Aquaman...
Goten giggled. "What kind of superpowers would someone like 'Aquaman' have?"
Aquaman: (offscreen) Come on, guys, we could use whales! Whaaales!
Marron laughed. "Whales!"
Superman: Someone, get him out of here!
Aquaman: (sadly; offscreen) I'ma whaaaaales...
The scene shifts to planet Arlia.
"Oh, great. We're out here," Vegeta groaned.
Narrator: Meanwhile, back on Arlia...
Arlian King: There, I banged my wife, will ya leave us in peace?
Vegeta: Actually, no, I'm still going to kill you.
"Thank you," Vegeta said. "Get this whole thing over with!"
Arlian King: Summon the rancor!
"Rancor?" Goku asked, while holding back his still feral-sounding wife.
The rancor arises from the ground, which is a gigantic Arlian.
"It's just a big Arlian," Puar said.
Nappa: Vegeta... It's... It's... It's so cute! Can I keep it? Can I keep it?
"How is that thing cute?" Roshi blinked.
Vegeta: Fine, just catch it or something.
Nappa: yay!
The rancor tries to attack nappa, who grabs its hand.
Nappa: here boy, shake—
He rips off one of the rancor's fingers.
"Hey, you have to be more careful with your pets!" Goten shouted.
Android 17 nodded in agreement.
Nappa: Ahhh, I got your finger. Okay, now boy, catch the ball. Catch the ball!
He hurls a blast at the rancor, completely destroying it
Nappa: Hagh! Awwww! Aww, I broked-ed it, Vegeta. It must be made of something weak- like paper maché, or Raditz.
Vegeta and Frieza chuckled at the Raditz burn.
Arlian King: (terrified and begins running up to his throne) Please, I'll do anything you want!
Vegeta begins hurling debris at the king's throne.
"Huh," Vegeta said out loud. "Haven't done that move in a while."
Arlian King: We'll give you riches, womens- Wait, what are you doing?
Vegeta: I'm about to rock you... Like a hurricane.
"Nice line, dad," Trunks complimented.
Arlian King: I love that song!
Debris hits the king in the torso, killing him.
Arlian King: Aaughwrr!
Vegeta: Ha, did you see that, Nappa—
Bulma giggled. "You sound like a kid bragging to his dad."
Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Don't make it sound so pedestrian, Bulma."
"I don't see anything truly wrong with it," Frieza said. "Nappa did raise you after I destroyed your planet."
"Aw…" Bulma cooed.
Vegeta: That was totally bada—
He looks towards Nappa.
Vegeta: What are you doing?
Nappa: (offscreen) I'm cuddling it, Vegeta.
"That's… kinda sweet?" Chichi said, stopping her attempt to strangle Piccolo. However, this action led Goku and Gohan to let down their guards, allowing the angry housewife to tackle Piccolo.
Vegeta: It's dead, Nappa.
Nappa: Noooooo!
Nappa cries.
Nappa: Oh, I remember when we first got him, Vegeta.
A flashback of Nappa killing the rancor with Barbara Streisand's "the way we were" playing in the background starts.
"Is a flashback seriously necessary?" Beerus yawned.
"It's most likely just a joke, my lord," Whis said, sipping some tea.
Nappa: Ah, good times.
Arlian: You have freed our race! You two are the greatest heroes known to our planet! We shall erect statues of you...
Nappa: Well, isn't that nice of them, Vege-
Arlian: ...out of our dung.
Cue silence.
"Gross," everyone said at once.
Nappa: Well, isn't that nice of them, V-
Vegeta: We're leaving, Nappa.
Nappa: 'Kay.
Vegeta and Nappa fly to their space pods and leave Arlia.
Nappa: Look at us, Vegeta, we saved an entire race from tyranny. We're heroes, Vegeta—
"You really did do good, dad," Trunks smiled. However, Vegeta, knowing what he did to the planet, winced at seeing his son getting his hopes up.
Nappa: We are a couple of really great guy-
Vegeta exits his pod and destroys Arlia.
Trunks pouts at the planet's destruction, causing his mother to give him a hug.
"I just want to put on the record that I was a different person back then," Vegeta said.
Nappa: Ha ha! Ahaha! Ahh... Tragic.
Cue ending sequence.
The scene shifts to a barren wasteland with Gohan eating berries.
Gohan: (thinking) Wow, i finally learned how to survive all by myself, live on my own, and surviving off the fat of the land. Mr. Piccolo will be so proud—
He gets blasted again.
Gohan: Yaaayyyayayay...
He falls down and starts mumbling.
Piccolo: (offscreen) Dooooooooodge!
They all turn to Chichi, who had one of Piccolo's antenna in between her teeth as Goku and Gohan were trying in vain to get her off him.
Dende got up. "I'd better make sure Chichi doesn't kill Piccolo."
Whis looked at the video, noticing something. "Wait, it isn't over yet."
The words "TFS Parody: Make A Man Out Of You" appear on the screen. Even Chichi stopped her attack on Piccolo to look.
"Well this should be interesting," Beerus grumbled. "More smoked salmon please."
Music begins to be playing as the words "TEAM FOUR STAR PRESENTS" appears with swirling golden lights. The screen changes to show the words "Make a man out of you".
"Is this some sort of music video?" Mr. Satan asked.
"I kinda like the beat," Yamcha said.
Scenes from Gohan's training appear.
Piccolo: Let's get down to business!
"That's what Piccolo sounds like if he sings?" Bulma blinked. "Part of me is glad he doesn't sing often."
Piccolo: To control the world!
"You know, it's kinda hard to think you used to wanted to take over the world," Goku said.
"Yeah," Gohan laughed. "With you helping save it half the time and taking care of Pan with us."
Piccolo shrugged. "Earth is more trouble than it's worth."
"Here here," Frieza said.
"Eh, maybe the people, but I think the food's worth it," Beerus disagreed.
Gohan: But I don't think I'm ready.
Videl hugged her husband. "You have a pretty nice voice."
Gohan blushed. "Hey, I was just a kid back then."
Piccolo: Shu-u-ut up, you nerd! You're the saddest runt I've ever met. But you can bet, before we're through. Gohan, I'll make a man, out of you.
"So far, it's pretty nice song, ignoring the singers," Android 18 commented.
Gohan (not singing): But I'm only four-
Piccolo (not singing but shouting): DODGE!
Chichi glares at Piccolo as she hears Gohan's scream.
The scene shifts to King Kai's planet where Goku trains.
"Hey, look!" Goku excitedly shouted. "Me too!"
King Kai: Raise your hands to the sky. To collect the ki.
King Kai grunted. "I sing better than that!"
Goku: Hey, I think I got it. Ooo look a monkey!
Whis sighed. "It's hard to train someone with the attention span of a goldfish."
"That's an insult to goldfish," King Kai grumbled, looking at his halo.
The scene changed to Kami's lookout with Mr. Popo training the others.
Mr. Popo: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot. But you can bet, before we're through. And you haven't got a clue. Somehow I'll make a man out of you!
"Huh," Dende said. "Popo's voice is actually pretty nice."
"Thank you," Mr. Popo smiled.
Tien: Oh my God, this is worse than death.
Yamcha: Hope Toriyama doesn't screw me.
Beerus tilted his head in confusion. "Toriyama?"
Chiaotzu: Man, I really hope Tien will be okay.
Yamcha (not singing): Gay.
Chiaotzu: Hey!
Chiaotzu blushes. "I'm not gay for Tien!"
Tien glared. "You said that rather fast."
Chiaotzu blinks. "Wait wh-"
Tien laughs. "I'm just messing with you."
Mr. Popo: What's wrong, maggots? Out of breath?
Krillin: I don't want to die a virgin.
Mr. Popo: Boy, you really need to watch just what you say!
Android 18 looks at Krillin concerned. "They didn't…"
"No, God no!" Krillin assured her.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Piccolo: You must be swift as a coursing river.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Piccolo: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Gohan (not singing): Piccolo help!
Background Singers: Be a man.
Piccolo: With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Chichi was back to attacking Piccolo after seeing the many injuries Gohan had gotten.
Gohan (not singing): You blew that up, Mister Piccolo!
Piccolo (also not singing): I know.
The scene changes to space and the Saiyan pods flying threw it.
Nappa: Time is racing forward!
Everyone groaned.
"That voice!"
"It's terrible!"
"Quick, hand me the gelatin! I'm going to use it to clog my ears!"
"Puar, Oolong! Turn into ear muffs!"
Nappa: Until we arrive!
Vegeta: Shut the hell up, Nappa.
"Vegeta's voice isn't that good either," Yamcha noticed. "Like the singer's voice sounds strained."
Vegeta: And you might survive!
"Not going to happen," Vegeta chuckled darkly.
Nappa: Vegeta, are we there yet.
Vegeta: No, Nappa, no we're not.
Nappa: How 'bout now?
Vegeta: No. God damn it, Nappa!
The scene changes back to Kami's lookout and montages through training.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Mr. Popo: You must be swift as a coursing river.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Mr. Popo: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Mr. Popo: With all the strength of a raging fire.
The scene cuts to the moon
Mr. Popo: Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
Everyone was shocked as they saw Mr. Popo's face become the moon.
"Well, that's just unsettling," Chichi said.
"Agreed," Mr. Popo said.
The scene changes to Goku's training montage.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Goku: I must be swift as a coursing river.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Goku: With all the force of a great typhoon.
Background Singers: Be a man.
Goku: With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!
"Wow, dad!" Goten said. "You have a really good voice."
"Yeah, Goku," Chichi said, pulling on Piccolo's antennae. "You should sing more often."
Goku: Hey, King Kai, I did it!
King Kai: Awesome.
The video ends.
"We should probably rip Chichi off of Piccolo now," Bulma said. "I think this is a good time for an intermission, don't you think?"
"It will give me time to put Piccolo back together," Dende nodded.
"Fine, have your little intermission," Beerus said, eating grapes. "Just make it quick."
And done. Hope you all liked it and sorry for not updating sooner. I'll do the movies at the end of each arc, so after Saiyan Arc is when you'll see the first movie. Don't forget to follow, favorite, and review. Happy holidays and have a happy New Year!