Hey everyone! Sorry for updating so late. Recently school has been crazy, especially certain projects. I've also been going through a bit of a burn out in terms of creativity, but still, sorry for not updating. So here's the next chapter.

"So what's going to happen now, Dad?" Goten said, looking at the screen with interest. He threw a piece of popcorn into his mouth.
"Let's see, I think I should still be running on Snake Way," Goku said. "Boy, I'm glad I can now just use Instant Transmission to get there. Saves so much energy."

"Hmm…" Gohan thought. "Dad, is there a way to learn Instant Transmission? It seems like a useful skill, plus with that I could visit you and Mom whenever I want."
"Oh, that's a great idea, Gohan!" Chichi beamed. "I wouldn't mind at all and it'd be nice to have you over more often!"

"It would be fun," Goten smiled, but then frowned. "But don't you have your job as a scholar? What do you actually do, anyways?"

Bulma smiled. "If you want, I can help cover some expenses as long as you help Vegeta and Trunks learn the technique. With easy access to Instant Transmission and my Dragon Radar, it simplifies having to collect them all the time."

"That Yardrat from Universe 2 was certainly impressive using his own Instant Transmission," Beerus remembered. "He was their main defense. It could be useful in the future."

Whis's eyes widened as he gasped. "They could bring us delicious food all the time! As takeout!"
Beerus immediately sat up. "Great idea, Whis! Though I'd rather call it offerings, if we can get Earth's food instantly we wouldn't have to make all those ridiculously long trips!" He turned, the smile on his face evident, but quickly put it away in favor of a more intimidating expression. "Goku, as your universe's Destroyer, I demand you teach them Instant Transmission."

"Okay, Lord Beerus," Goku nodded. "I'll do it later after this."

"See that you do!" Beerus said. "Now where is the barbecue? Oh, yes. Chichi, hand me a slice."

"I'll just play the next episode," Bulma said.

The disclaimer plays.

Kaiserneko: The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, TOEI Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

The scene changes to outer space, where Vegeta and Nappa's Space Pods are seen arriving at Earth.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta (slightly annoyed): No.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta (more annoyed): No.

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta:(really annoyed) No!

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta:(now irritated) NO!

"Vegeta, be a dear and remind me, was he always this annoying?" Frieza asked, bored.

"You don't remember your own men? Or one of the survivors from your genocides?" Bulma asked, annoyed.

Frieza rolled his eyes. "You're supposed to be in charge of some Earth company. Do you know the name of all your employees? Or how many bugs you've stepped on?" He's met with an irritated silence. "No? I guess not."

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta (relieved): Yes.

Space Pods crash through a building and land in the middle of the road, forming two huge craters.

Nappa: Yaaay!

"He acts like a big kid," Trunks laughed.

"He was more serious in life," Vegeta said.

The opening sequence is played.

"I really like the song," Yamcha said. "It sounds pretty nostalgic for some reason."

The scene cuts to Vegeta and Nappa landing on the street, in front of a group of shocked citizens.

Nappa: Hey look, Vegeta, more locals.

Citizens are shown to be completely scared with most of them whimpering.

"I'm kinda surprised no one remembers Vegeta from when he first came," Chiaotzu said. "You'd think people would remember a crazy alien crash landing on Earth."

Citizen: ...So, are you guys alien-

Nappa destroys the entire city, leaving nothing but a gigantic crater.

"I think we killed everyone before news could really spread," Vegeta winced as he saw some of his previous villainous actions.

Bulma paled. "I honestly can't remember, we brought them back with the Dragon Balls, right?"

The group sat in silence.
"Oh, crap baskets," Gohan said.

"Seriously, just wish for one of the side characters who always survive to have the power to bring people back!" Beerus yelled. "It isn't that hard! You all literally summon that dragon every other week!"

Nappa: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences.

Vegeta: Dammit, Nappa, think before you act! What if you'd have blown up one of the Dragon Balls?

"Idiot," Frieza scoffed. Was this man seriously among the people who worked for him? He really needs to work on hiring more competent goons.

"Huh," Vegeta said. "Ironically, in a way that's exactly what happened."
"Oh yeah," Piccolo winced. "He blew me up and therefore rendered the Dragon Balls inert."

Nappa: The what now, Vegeta?

Vegeta: The Dragon Balls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?

Flashback of Goku talking to Raditz about the DragonBalls.

Goku: The Dragon Balls, you know? There are seven of them. They grant any wish you want- like immortality?

Oolong: Or Bulma's panties!

Bulma groaned. "Was it really necessary to repeat that scene? It only happened a few episodes ago.

Back to present.

Nappa: Yeah, pandas...

Vegeta: You know what, Nappa? One of these days you're going to die. Then you'll be out of my hair forever.

The caption appears at the bottom of the screen saying "Epic Foreshadowing."

"Even I'm a bit surprised you actually killed him," Frieza admitted. "He was one of the last of your race."

Vegeta: Now let's just go.

Vegeta and Nappa fly off towards the Z-Fighters and scene changes to a barren wasteland.

Piccolo (senses the Saiyans' ki): Gohan, on your guard! They're coming right towards us.

Gohan: But, why would they be headed our way?

Piccolo: They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.

Gohan:(not catching on) But... my dad's dead.

Everyone but Piccolo and Gohan chuckled while Piccolo gives Gohan an exasperated look and Gohan merely blushed in embarrassment.

"Sorry, Mr. Piccolo."

Piccolo (getting irate): I was referring to me!

Gohan: Oh, well by that logic, I suppose you would have the strongest power level on Earth.

Mr. Popo (appears as a tiny speck on top of a faraway plateau): Hah!

Krillin arrives at the battlefield.

Krillin: Hey, guys, Krillin's here!

Piccolo: Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming. Good, it seems you've increased your power since we last met.

Krillin: I know! Isn't it great? I-

Piccolo: You're almost as strong as Gohan now.

This time, Krillin is the one giving an annoyed glare while Piccolo looks uncomfortable. He attempts to whistle innocently, but that causes both him and Dende to shriek in pain.

"OW!" Dende shouted, trying to cover his head from the sound. "What was that?"

"Sorry, my bad," Piccolo groaned. "I've been hanging around humans too much. I've started to pick up some of their habits."

Krillin: I- Wait, b-but he's only five...

Gohan: It's because I'm a Saiyan!

"Hmm…" Whis said. "It might not be just your Saiyan blood. Your human DNA might also be helping. From what I've seen, you Saiyan-human hybrids have remarkable compatibility."

"The kids did learn Super Saiyan way before us," Goku thought out loud.

Krillin: Well, at least there's only two of you. So, uh, how bad was the training with Piccolo?

Gohan: Well, the training wasn't that bad. Mr. Piccolo's actually really nice after you get to know him.

Flashback of Gohan training with Piccolo.

Piccolo: Gohan, I've brought you a sparring partner for today.

Gohan: Really? Who?

The scene cuts to Gohan getting chased by a dinosaur.

"Oh, come on, big bro!" Goten said. "It's not even one of the big ones!"

Cut back to present.

Gohan: So how was your training, Krillin?

Krillin begins whimpering while Mr. Popo can be heard laughing and his eyes comes up behind Krillin.

"He looks really traumatized," Android 17 noticed.

"Oh, come on!" Krillin said. "It wasn't that bad."

Krillin (breaking down crying): First rule of Popo's training: Do not talk about Popo's training!

"Oh!" Marron gasped. "Daddy's crying!"

The little girl hugged her father, patting him on the head.

"It's okay, Daddy! Don't cry."

Krillin chuckled. "Thanks for that, sweetie, but I'm not crying."

Android 18 hugged Krillin, a teasing look on her face. "Don't cry."

"Okay, it's not that funny, coming from you, 18," Krillin pouted.

Goku laughed. "Don't cry, Krillin."

"Oh, come on!"

Gohan (puzzled): Krillin, why are you crying?

"Not you too, Gohan!"

Krillin (voice starts breaking down): Second rule of Popo's training...

Piccolo: Aw man, he's already crying- and the Saiyans aren't even here ye-

Nappa: Yeah we are!

Vegeta and Nappa has arrived at the battlefield as "Mars: The bringer of War by Gustav Holst" plays in the background.

Nappa: Hi.

Vegeta and Nappa land in front of the group.

Piccolo: So, you guys are the Saiyans?

Nappa: No.

Vegeta: Don't be rude, Nappa.

"It's like you're his mom," Trunks laughed.

Krillin: And you're here for the Dragon Balls?

Nappa: No.

Vegeta: ...We are. And I am the prince of all Saiyans!

Piccolo: You're a prince?

Nappa: No.

Both Vegetas scowled.

Vegeta: ...F**k you, Nappa.

Piccolo: So what do we call you?

Nappa: I am Nappa, and this is Vegeta. He was a prison...

Vegeta (interrupting): Shut up, Nappa!

Nappa (whispering): ...bitch.

Vegeta growled. "Alright, now I'm glad I killed him."

"I'm still annoyed that you let yourself get captured," Frieza snapped. "You were members of the Frieza Force! My private army! Have some standards, for god sake."

Vegeta (Through clenched teeth): Dammit, Nappa.

Nappa (notices Piccolo): Oh look, Vegeta, it's a Namekian.

Krillin: Hey, I take offense to that.

Piccolo: He's referring to me, you idiot. And it's not an insult; the Namekians are a fine, proud race of-

Nappa: That means he doesn't have a penis, right Vegeta.

"Oh, that's right, Namekians are asexual," Gohan remembered.

"Plus, they reproduce with that whole egg thing," Roshi nodded.

Piccolo stands gaping his mouth in shock as snickering from Krillin can be heard off-screen trying not to laugh.

Now it's Piccolo giving Krillin an annoyed glare.

Vegeta (Amused): Eunuchs.

"Not you too!"

Gohan: So what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo? You survive mostly on water- Does that make you a slug or a plant?

"We're mainly slug people," Dende explained. "Our bodies have enzymes that can turn water into nutrients, though we do eat food when we want to."

"Eating for just the sake of eating," Beerus said. "I can respect that."

Piccolo (trying to restrain his anger): Gohan, not now!

Gohan: And do you also conduct photosynthesis or do you-

Piccolo & Nappa:NEEEEEERD!

"Oh, great, it's in stereo," Gohan muttered.

Gohan: Wait, what?

A couple of news helicopters arrive at the battlefield.

Mr. Kent: These are them, folks- the terrible monsters who destroyed West City! Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the bald one.

Jimmy (looks at Nappa, Krillin, and Piccolo): Um, Which one, Mr. Kent?

Goten looks around. "Hey, Trunks, a lot of our friends don't really have hair, do they?"

Trunks looks back and stares. Roshi, Piccolo, Dende, Tien, Krillin, and Chiaotzu. "Yeah, you're right."

"Hey, I have hair!" Chiaotzu shouted.

"Oh yeah? I've never seen it." Trunks said.

Chiaotzu smirks as he takes off his hat, a single wiry strain of hair on his head. He puts it back on, a smug look on his face.

Nappa: Look, Vegeta, the Paparazzi. I have to protect my image!

He destroys a cargo robot.

"Oh, now that was just uncalled for!" Mr. Satan yelled.

Jimmy: Oh, my God, he blew up the cargo robot! And the cargo was people!

The rest of the news helicopters leave.

Nappa: Good, now I'm gonna read their power levels, Vegeta.

Nappa uses his scouter to read Gohan, Piccolo, and Krillin's power levels, which reads 0.8 Raditz for Gohan, 1.1 Raditz for Piccolo, and 0.9 Raditz for Krillin.

"Measuring it in Raditz's power level?" Vegeta chuckled.

Vegeta (removes his scouter): Nappa, don't you understand? They can hide their power levels- those readings are useless.

Nappa (also removes his scouter): You mean like YouTube friends?

Bulma laughed, along with the other tech-savvy members of the group.

Vegeta: Yes, and I have a better way of testing their power levels. Plant the Saibamen.

Nappa (plants a seed at the ground): Yay!

Six Saibamen erupt from the ground.

"Huh, it's been a while since I've seen a Saibamen," Frieza said. "Now this is nostalgic."

Nappa: Ta-da!

Piccolo (shocked): Wha-what are those?

Vegeta: They're cultivated life forms. All with the same power level as Raditz. That's right; he was so weak, we could actually grow Raditzes!

Frieza, Vegeta, and a few others were on the ground laughing.

Nappa: But, Vegeta, then you have to worry about the Fraggles.

Vegeta: Oh God dammit, Nappa, nobody's going to get that.

Tien (off-screen): As a matter of fact...

Tien and Chiaotzu arrive at the battlefield.

Tien: I did.

"Do you actually get that?" Chiaotzu asked.

"No I do not," Tien shook his head.

Vegeta (sarcastically): Oh, goody, more of them. Who the hell are you?

Nappa: Vegeta, look, more bald people.

Nappa looks at Krillin.

Nappa: The small one.

He looks at Piccolo and Tien.

Nappa: The two tall ones, and—

Nappa finally looks at Chiaotzu, a shocked look on his face.

"What's going on with Nappa?" Videl asked.

Nappa:Ah... Ah... Vegeta! Look, a Pokémon.

"How rude!" Chiaotzu fumed. "I'm not a Pokémon!"

Chiaotzu: I'm not a Pokémon! I'm Chiaotzu! Chiaotzu!

"Repeating your name, isn't really helping your cause, Chiaotzu," Oolong and Puar snickered.

"Oh, be quiet! You two look more like Pokémon than me!"

Nappa: Did you hear that, Vegeta? It's a Chiaotzu.

He takes out a Poké Ball.

"Where did he get that?" Goten blinked.

"Hey, Mom, can you make us some Poké Balls?" Trunks asked.

Bulma shrugged. "Sure. They're basically larger versions of Capsule technology. Shouldn't even take me half an hour."

Frieza looked at Bulma. "I may have underestimated Earth's technological abilities. Your capsule technology seems very useful in terms of transport and storage."

Nappa: I'm gonna catch it!

Chiaotzu: I told you, I'm not a Poké—

He gets hit by a Poké Ball.

Chiaotzu: OW!

"Rude," Tien said, with Chiaotzu nodding in agreement.

Nappa: Awwww, it didn't work, Vegeta.

Vegeta: That's because you have to damage it first.

"How do you guys know about Pokémon?" Krillin asked.

"Satellite TV," Vegeta said.

"…Really?"

"That was sarcasm, idiot. We had no idea on the concept."

Nappa: Alright, let's see if I can get a critical!

Chiaotzu flinches in response as Yamcha arrives at the battlefield.

Yamcha: Hey, guys, I'm here now.

Yamcha groans. "Oh great."

Krillin (joyfully): It's Yamcha!

Yamcha: That's right- don't worry, guys, we worked ourselves half to death with our training, so I know as long as we stick together, we'll take on these Saiyans, and WE WILL WI-

A Saibamen latches onto Yamcha and self-destructs. All that's left after the explosion is Yamcha's corpse.

Yamcha puts his hands over his face in embarrassment. "That was honestly humiliating. I was the first one taken out!"

"I'm glad this one wasn't in the Tournament of Power," Beerus whispers to Whis, but it was still loud enough for Yamcha to hear. The former bandit groaned.

KRILLIN (off-screen): Yeah...! Woooo...!

The ending sequence plays.

Nappa is naming the remaining five Saibamen, with an arrow pointing to the first four from right to left.

Nappa: And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, and that one's Other-Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr.

Vegeta scowled. "Kill it."

Vegeta kills Vegeta Jr.

Nappa: Vegeta Jr., Nooooo!

"Thank you!" Vegeta said.

"So now we're going to see your fight with Vegeta and Nappa?" Goku asked.

"Actually, it was just Nappa," Vegeta said. "To be honest, I was just watching."

"We got creamed by Nappa," Gohan groaned.
"Well, everyone except Yamcha," Tien said.

"Really, Tien?" Yamcha glared. "Really?"

"Let's just play the next episode," Roshi said. "It feels like two months has passed already and I'm not getting any younger!"

And that's the end of that chapter. Again, sorry for the late update. I'll of course try to update more frequently, but I cannot make any promises. Follow, favorite, and comment! Mythmaker out.