Hey, all. I'm back. Sorry for delay but I had a crap ton of school projects that I needed to do and then finals. You know how it is. Life sucks Anyways, let's start.

"Alright, everyone!" Bulma shouts. "Final episode of the season. Everyone ready?"

"Yeah!"

"But first, we want refills on our food," Beerus shouted.

"Yeah!" the Saiyans and Whis roared in agreement.

Bulma rolled her eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I got it."

Cue disclaimer.

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"I'm so excited!" Goten whispered to Trunks.

"Sshh!" Trunks hushed his best friend. "It's starting!"

The scene opens up with Vegeta recovering from the Spirit Bomb.

Beerus groaned. "Seriously, Kai. Your little spirit bomb is just useless."

"It is very useful!" King Kai shouted.

"I mean, it did help me reach Ultra Instinct," Goku defended.

"That was only part of the equation, Goku," Whis corrected. "There were many other factors: our training, the shifts in your subconscious, etc. The Spirit Bomb was merely a minor catalyst that helped set it in motion."

Vegeta: You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you... BITCH SLAP!

Krillin:OH SNAP!

Vegeta slaps Krillin, knocking him down and whining in pain.

Krillin Owned Count: 10

Krillin sighed. "At this point, I think I'm used to it."

"Didn't you ask Goku to do something similar," his wife asked him.

"I just asked him to hit me with his full strength," Krillin replied.

"Which was a very stupid idea," Android 18 nodded.

Vegeta (walks up to the remaining Z-Fighters): And as for the rest of you... I'm going to end this, with a Big Bang... kind of attack.

"Wait, do you mean your Big Bang Attack or an attack that creates a big bang?" Gohan asked.

"Shut up," Vegeta grumbled.

Vegeta begins gathering up energy.

Goku: Oh, this isn't going to end well...

He closes his eyes as Vegeta screams and unleashes an explosive attack, causing Krillin, Goku, and Gohan, who gets knocked away, to scream.

Vegeta (breathes heavily and notices that everyone's still alive): Oh, you have got to be kidding me! They're still alive?!

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tien had more power and he was killed by Nappa," Vegeta said. "I still gotta wonder why the bald idiot didn't die."

"I guess I'm good at surviving?" Krillin said. "That or I'm very lucky."

Vegeta: Oh to hell with it...

He begins floating and lands next to Gohan, with an arrow pointing to his tail.

"Wait, big bro's tail grew back?" Goten asked. "How?"

"Saiyan tails have a tendency to grow back during youth, especially when you're in danger," Vegeta explained. "It's about an 8%."

"And according to my studies," Bulma continued, "the tail won't grow back if you've surpassed the giant monkey form. So since you all achieved at least Super Saiyan, no more tails."

"I suppose you could have gotten Shenron or something to restore your tails," Dende thought out loud.

Vegeta (thinking):I may not have enough energy to kill you all at once…

He begins walking towards Gohan.

Vegeta (thinking): But I can still kill all of you without any troub-

Yajirobe comes out of nowhere and slashes Vegeta's armor with his katana.

"That sword was surprisingly sharp," Vegeta grumbled, rubbing where the sword cut.

"I'm surprised that low-grade weapon was able to cut my armor," Frieza said. "And the time traveler's blade as well."

Android 18 shrugged. "Didn't seem that sharp to me."

Vegeta: You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!

Yajirobe: I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!

Both Beerus and Frieza laugh, gaining Vegeta's glare.

Vegeta: I hated my father!

Yajirobe: Well then, I'm sure your father was a total prick.

"He was not!" Vegeta shouted.

"Please," Frieza said. "The "great war" that your father had with the Tuffles wasn't because you lot were impoverished or treated badly, it was because you all were jealous of their development. Your father only knew how to destroy and pillage, not create. The Tuffles, they were weak, but had their uses. The scouters, the cities, and the other useful trinkets were things the Saiyans could never have created on their own."

Vegeta gave Frieza a glare, but before he could speak, Whis interrupted him.

"The Saiyans were given amble land for refugees, but they weren't given everything possible," Whis commented as he looks into his staff. "Still, the Saiyans' retaliation does seem a bit much."

Vegeta grumbles to himself.

Vegeta (punches Yajirobe in the face): How dare you talk about my father like that!

Yajirobe gets sent flying into a pile of rocks.

Vegeta (while beating up Yajirobe): Finally, I can just sit back and enjoy myself. No cares in the world!

"You know what they say," Piccolo smirks, "'Pride comes before the fall.'"

"Shut up, Namekian," Vegeta barked.

Gohan is seen staring at Vegeta's artificial moon.

Vegeta: I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I—

The Saiyan Prince stops attacking Yajirobe.

Vegeta: I think I'm forgetting something...

"Honestly, luck was not on my side. Eight percent. An eight percent chance that he got his tail back," Vegeta said. "Is there a god in charge of luck? Because I need to deck him."

Gohan begins his transformation into an Ōzaru.

Vegeta: Oh dammit, the kid- that's right!

Vegeta (thinking): Oh wait, I'll just become the mighty Ōzaru and... Wait, I don't have my tail!

Vegeta (out loud to Yajirobe): This fat bastard cut it off!

Yajirobe: Haha—

Vegeta hits him again.

Yajirobe: Ungh!

Vegeta (begins attacking Gohan to stop his transformation): No, no, stop it! Stop it, damn you! WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?!

"Question," Goku asked. "Why didn't you just fly behind him and chop of his tail while he was transforming?"

Vegeta is silent, fuming that freaking Goku of all people just used logic on him.

Gohan fully transforms into an Ōzaru.

Krillin (noticing Gohan as an Ōzaru): Yay! Gohan's transformed! He's gonna save us all!

"Are you sure about that?" Yamcha asked.

Ōzaru Gohan roars and smashes rocks.

Krillin (covering his head): Oh no! Gohan's transformed! He's gonna kill us all!

"And there it is."

Ōzaru Gohan roars and grabs a huge rock.

Goku (telepathically): Gohan? This is Daddy... I know you're angry right now, but you have to focus your anger. Re-Remember Icarus?

"Icarus?" Trunks asked.

"This tiny dragon I used to own," Gohan smiled in nostalgia.

A flashback of Icarus getting blasted is shown, causing Ōzaru Gohan to become angry.

Goku (to Vegeta):He did it!

"Throwing me under the bus?" Vegeta raised a brow.

Goku laughed nervously.

Ōzaru Gohan roars in anger.

Vegeta: Oh, that's bulls***!

He dodges Ōzaru Gohan's attack.

Vegeta: I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this godforsaken planet!

"You killed Nappa," Trunks offered.

"Thanks, boy," Vegeta patted his son on the head.

He looks at camera.

Vegeta: Not for a lack of trying, mind you.

"And now he's breaking the fourth wall," Bulma noted.

Ōzaru Gohan continues to attack Vegeta.

Vegeta (to Yajirobe): Hey fatass, wanna take off this one's tail too?

The scene cuts to Yajirobe groaning in pain.

"Not sure he's going to be of any help," Roshi said

Vegeta: FINE! I'll DO IT MYSELF, THEN!

He fires a Destructo Disk at Gohan's tail, cutting it off.

"I call copyright infringement!" Krillin shouted. "That's my move."

"Oh, cry me a river," Vegeta said, then pointing to Bulma. "Plus I have her lawyers. Do you really want to mess with that?"

Krillin gave a nervous laugh. "On second thought…. Nevermind."

"Smart move," Bulma nodded.

Vegeta: Haha! I did it! I'm the best, around!

Ōzaru Gohan begins shrinking in front of Vegeta.

Vegeta: No one's ever going to keep me down...

Vegeta notices Ōzaru Gohan falling right above him.

Frieza grins while Vegeta scowls.

Vegeta: Don't you dare.

Vegeta: No...

Ōzaru Gohan falls on top of him.

Vegeta: NOOOOO!

Vegeta gets crushes by Ōzaru Gohan, cuts to Vegeta badly injured with Gohan, naked and unconscious, lying on top of him.

Frieza rolls on the floor with laughter. "Crushed under a prepubescent hybrid child? Oh, this is too good! Hahaha!"

Vegeta fires a ki blast, which Frieza easily blocks.

"Hey, no shooting ki blasts with the kids nearby!" Chichi yelled.

Vegeta (thinking):Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child...

Vegeta takes out a small remote control device to call his space pod.

Vegeta (thinking): Yep, I think I'm done here...

"I never asked, but how did those remotes work?" Bulma asked. "When I tried messing with the pods, I messed up a bit."

"I'm pretty sure all of the scientists who worked on the pods are dead now," Vegeta replied.

"Well not all of them," Frieza said. "But the smartest ones are dead. Thanks a lot, Goku, Vegeta."

The tyrant stopped his laughter to give a small glare to the Saiyans.

The scene cuts to the ruins of East City where a number of radiation-suited investigators are gathered around Vegeta and Nappa's space pods.

Kirk: So Mr. Spock, what do you make, of this... ship?

Spock: Well sir, I would have to find it highly illogical to refer to this as a "ship"; the spherical design incorporates no propulsion system. It looks more like an orbiting vessel, or a satell—

Vegeta's space pod becomes active and flies away.

Vegeta: Aaah!

Kirk: Suck it, Spock!

"Earth woman, um… Bulma? Bulma, before you ask, the Attack Balls functioned utilizing levitation technology. Best way to simply fly above the atmosphere and then propel faster than light. If you want to know more, simply ask the scientists," Frieza explained.

"Why are you being so… cordial with me," Bulma asked suspiciously, Vegeta stepping in front of her defensively.

"Because, while this planet is backwater and primitive, I noticed that you have some technologies and resources that my own forces lacked," Frieza explained. "You're like the Tuffles, with decent tech to study. And if I can't destroy the Earth…" Frieza glares at Beerus. "I suppose I should try to obtain the technology at any means necessary."

"You've tried to kill us," Vegeta growled.

"Does that excuse have any meaning when they invited you onto their merry band of idiots," Frieza rolled his eyes. "And if I'm not mistaken, haven't a large portion of allies tried to murder one another on more than one occasion?"

The Z-Fighters are silent.

"That's not untrue…" Goku admitted.

The scene cuts back to the battlefield with Vegeta's space pod landing in front of him)

Vegeta (thinking while flipping himself over): Alright, I'm just gonna get in my ship...

He starts crawling to his pod.

Vegeta (thinking): I'm gonna fly back to Frieza Station... And I'm gonna sleep this off like a baaad hangover...

"I feel that," Roshi grumbled.

"Hmm… is there any foods that involve alcohol on this planet?" Whis asked curiously.

"Oh, there is a lot," Bulma smiled happily. "Rum cake, cherries jubilee, and many more."

"Ooo, good call, Whis," Beerus complimented. "Got to get me some of those."
"Why thank you, my lord."

Krillin (appears next to Vegeta holding Yajirobe's katana): You're not going anywhere! You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives and just leave?

"Wait, so one of you has the brains to try to kill," Frieza blinked.

"We're not all like Goku," Krillin defended.

"You aren't?"

"Why do you sound so surprised?!"

Vegeta: Would you be surprised if I said "yes"?

Krillin: I'm going to end this, and YOU, RIGHT NOW! NOW DIE!

Krillin prepares to kill Vegeta with Yajirobe's katana, but stops short.

Goku: Krillin, wait! Vegeta, are you sorry?

"Are you serious right now," Frieza said.

"To be honest, I'm still a bit shocked he just let me go," Vegeta said. "It was insulting as it was humiliating."

"Hmm… Goku, I love you and thankful my husband is alive, but you really need to stop doing that," Bulma told her oldest friend.

"I don't understand."

"I'll try and explain it to him," Chichi offered. "Might take a few… days. Yeah, days."

Vegeta: Wh-What?

Goku: If you say you're sorry Vegeta, then you can leave.

Vegeta: You can't be serious...

"He is, unfortunately," Beerus sighed.

Krillin: What are you talking about Goku? He killed all of our friends!

Goku: But Krillin, if he's sorry—truly sorry—then there's nothing we can do.

"That's stupid," multiple voices synchronized.

"Feels kinda like an insult here," Tien sighed. "I know we had Dragon Balls, but still…"

"Yeah, I get that," Yamcha agreed.

Piccolo shrugged. "I'm honestly neutral. I'm pretty sure if I didn't get the whole second chance thing, I would have been sent to hell."

Vegeta: I'm sorry. Yep, totally sorry. I just feel terrible.

Frieza gives an amused chuckle. "Where's your pride now?"

Vegeta raises his hand to fire another ki blast but Chichi stuffs a piece of takoyaki into his mouth at high speeds. The Saiyan prince coughs and chokes on the hot dish.

"Oh, my!" Chichi smiled. "You seem to have been hangry so I decided to get you some food!"

Vegeta suddenly turned red, coughing.

"Also, seems like you got some wasabi in that Takoyaki!"

Bulma groaned. "Chichi, please stop torturing my husband. Leave the scolding to me. But thanks for stopping him from shooting up the place."

"My pleasure, Bulma!"

Goku: Let him go, Krillin.

Krillin: But-But Goku...

Vegeta (now inside his space pod): Yes, I am very, very, very sorry...

The space pod closes.

Vegeta: That you're all still alive!

"Saw that coming," Bulma said, Trunks nodding as well.

He blasts off into space.

Vegeta: SUCKERS!

He starts laughing from inside his pod.

Vegeta: Ah, it hurts to laugh!

Narrator:And so our heroes looked towards the sky, their battle finally over and victory on their side. Many lives were lost, many lessons were learned, and I made out with a cool one hundred thou!

"Cheating bastard," King Kai grumbled.

The scene cuts to King Kai's planet.

King Kai: You cheating son of a-

Narrator:Can't hear you, don't care! Now where was I...

The scene cuts back to Earth.

Narrator: how will our heroes bring back their fallen compatriots? What new dangers will present themselves? Has anyone really not seen this show already? Find out in the next season of DragonBall Z Abridged!

The scene cuts to Vegeta's space pod flying through outer space.

Vegeta (thinking):They've broken my body... I failed in my mission to find the Dragon Balls... I even lost my tail... but at least... it can't get any worse from here...

?: Vegeta... Vegeeeeetaaaaa...

"Oh, god, no," Vegeta's eyes widen as re recognized the voice.

Vegeta:Wh-What?

Nappa (appears as a ghost):I'm haunting you.

"Huh, I'm kinda surprise we don't see ghosts more often, given what we usually go through," Bulma noted.

"We do fight a lot of bad guys," Goku nodded.

Vegeta's space pod is seen flying off into the distance.

Vegeta:NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"I'm so glad this never happened," Vegeta sighed in relief.

The credits roll with Ghost Nappa's theme song, a parody of the Ghostbusters theme song, playing in the background.

Vegegeta-geta gegegegegeta

Vegegeta-geta GHOST NAPPA! Yeeeah!

If there's something strange, in your neighborhood.

Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!

Is it something weird? And it don't look good.

Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!

Yo, Vegeta-geta-geta-geta-getageta

Geta-geta-geta-you know you love me as a ghost-geta

Geta-geta-geta-geta-getageta

Geta-geta-geta-geta-WHOOOOO!

At this point, all of the kids were singing along with the lyrics, sounding much better than the actual song.

"Okay, everyone," Bulma said. "If anyone has any particular cravings in mind, tell me now and I'll do some ordering. If we change the time-effects of the chamber, this should only take a second. Goku?"

The Saiyan stood up. "Yeah?"

"I'm trusting you to pick the food up. Do not eat any of it until you get back."

"It's instant transport, Bulma!" Goku smiled. "Don't worry about it."

Beerus gives Goku a look. "If I find a single crumb missing, I'm destroying half the planet. Just warning you now."

And done. Hope you all enjoyed the first season. I will be getting to the movies after this and note the Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged will be only after the final episode of the Cell saga. Also, I feel like I should talk about the last chapter, Halloween episode. A person asked why Mr. Popo was so aggressive? He ran out of pot and was bored. That is why. Don't worry because now he has so much drugs and booze that he'll be gone for a while, barring some… community service. Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed and again, sorry for the delay.