do not own Kung Fu panda or Star Wars and I am not profiting from this creation.
Author's note:
*Pulls up chair*
Alright, listen up. I like ya'll and I want to do right by you guys. I try my best to do and write stuff that's fun, impactful, interesting, or just plain nice to read. And I make mistakes when it comes to research, we all do, even well-known authors. But I'm not here to always be accurate, I'm here to have fun and just write a little fun story. I try my best not to perpetuate false ideas or whatever but it's hard to be self-aware or even just aware of every single thing in the world. Life is complicated and we have to learn as we go.
THAT BEING SAID! I have decided to venture into a realm where I have decided to affectionally say, 'screw accuracy, this crap is confusing!'. The Star Wars universe is something that, even though I know the basics, I virtually know NOTHING! The purgil, the saber color code, the fighting styles, the one-legged dark scary man! I am a novice! I say this because as expansive as the Star Wars Franchise is, it is HIGHLY inconsistent. But you say, 'Lion, just use google or ChatGPT'. That's the thing, I don't trust either of these machines that can very easily be manipulated by human trolls to give me the accurate data, and I don't know what the accurate data is because I don't know what I'm doing! I'm just here to write a silly little story.
So, if you are also a Star Wars fan, I greatly apologize for my ignorance. If you have a 2 hour documentary into the franchise as a whole, please do not hesitate to send it because I will probably not look at it. This was just a fun little idea that I wanted to do. My knowledge of the Star Wars franchise goes as far as episodes 1-6 and a couple of video games and Lego Star Wars. That's it! You would not believe the HOURS just figuring out how the Force works. Spoiler! No one uses the Force right for some reason!
*Whew*
Alright, now that's done with, please enjoy the story.