The next day, Wendy went into school somewhat excited to try and find out more about Lily. Wendy honestly loved interrogating people, it was so much fun. She once interrogated her own parents, it was crazy.
Wendy couldn't have ever predicted what would happen next. She sat down at a table, saw a school newspaper, and felt bad. Nobody read these things, no one. Wendy sighed and grabbed it out of a strange sense of pity.
The first few pages were as dumb as expected. They were filled with failing columns that had no interaction in the past few months, and the owners of said columns were all various levels of angry about it.
What Wendy saw halfway through the newspaper shocked her deeply, despite being the dumbest section yet. Her friends had all joined to read along at this point, and they were also shocked.
In big bold letters, there was text that read, "WENDY TESTABURGER EXPOSED!!" Underneath it were various images that purported to show Wendy at different points throughout her day. There were a few obvious problems with it, though.
All of the photos were clearly AI-generated. They all had the same hyperrealistic, yet plasticky look to them, and the images were all distorted in bizarre ways. All of the fingers were fucked up, and the heads were all somewhat mutilated in different, equally unconvincing ways.
The content of the photos were somehow even stranger than how they looked.
"'Wendy, do you have time to help me with my homework?'", Wendy read out loud.
"'No, Tolkien, I hate you because you are a stupid N-word!?'"
"How could you say that, Wendy!?", Annie questioned.
"I literally did not say that!! These images are obviously fake!!"
"'Wendy, can you help me propose to Tweek?'", Wendy continued reading.
"'No, you fucking F-slur!?' Why are there so many uncensored slurs in here!?"
"Why would somebody create these obviously fake images and then put them in a newspaper that nobody's gonna read?", Nichole asked curiously.
"I have no idea, but they're obviously trying to slander me, whoever this is".
Wendy found it suspicious that this was happening right as this new girl who didn't like her was coming in to the school. She was going to interrogate Lily's ass so hard.