Stan was crying in the bathroom in Kyle's apartment. "What did I get myself into?" Stan uttered
Stan didn't notice as he cried, a blue glowing smoke trail leaked from his eyes. Something is going to happen. All he knew is that his eyes burned and his stomach heavily sank. He threw up a glowing blue liquid "w-what the fuuuuhhh." and passed out on the floor before he could finish his words.
Kyle's eyes opened, searing pain in his head, and his stomach hurt. The room reeked of alcohol. His head laid on Mattstacks chest Kyle and Mattstacks's pants wear off. Kyle's face was red. What in the hell happened last night? Kyle looked to his left, eyes tiredly locked on Mr'Ak. Then his heart sank when he saw... A Condom on the barrel. "ahhhh!" Kyle yelped when he felt two hands pull him into a tight embrace. "Good morning, my little school shooter~" Mattstacks cooed under his breath. "w-what happened?" Kyle asked. " I think we all had a little too much to drink..." Mattstacks replied. Kyle just got shot with a reality check "D-Don't touch m-me!" Kyle screamed, pushing the older away. Gerald heard the screaming and ran out into the living room. "Kyle, are you okay!?" Gerald said, going up to him. Kyle was balling with only his shirt and hat on. Gerald glared at Mattstacks, knowing what happened. "NEXT TIME, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, YOU SICK FUCK!" Gerald shouted with fury at the Neo-Nazi in front of him. "Ok, Boo*belch*mer" Mattstacks burped not giving a single shit. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Gerald roared! "ok, ok, you little grown-up, I didn't dick him that hard... he asked for it. We all were drunk, plus I'm 16, we are three years apart."
"Hey Woah, with what's going on?!" James said, snapping awake. "THIS FUCKHEAD MOLESTED MY SON," Gerald shouted. James looked at his brother in complete disgust. "Madison!" James shouted. Mattstacks got up and walked up to James with a very threatening posture. Fury in his eyes, a faint green glow admitted from his scleras. James's heart sank. Who fucked up here?! Both equally did, to be honest. "JAMES, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME BY THAT DISGUSTING NAME!" Mattstacks screeched, "Mattstacks, Look at what you are doing!" James said. Mattstacks saw what he was doing and looked at Kyle. "Kyle, you were drunk, I was drunk, this never happened." Mattstacks said, "I'm nowhere near violated." Kyle said calmly. Mattstacks cocked his eyebrow. "you're not?" Mattstacks said, confused. "haha, no!" Kyle laughed, walking up to Mattstacks. Kyle punched Mattstacks in the nose. "YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MR, AK HE IS NOT YOURS TO SEXUALLY TOY WITH YOU NAZI FAGGOT!." Kyle shouted. Gerald and James's jaws dropped. "God dayum, kid!" James said. "OK, OK!" Mattstacks yelled as glowing green blood flowed from his nose.
Meanwhile In South Park
"Ok, OK, everyone listen! Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh are missing!" Kenny said to a group of kids. Cartman and Kenny made an emergency meeting in the former coon liar. Tweak and Craig were there too. "Not only that we know who the school shooter is!" Cartman said. "I know this sounds like an accusation coming from me, but the school shooter is Kyle!" Cartman added. "Me and Eric snuck into the school and stole the security system and looking through it we saw who it was," Kenny said pulling a TV through to the table. "And we burned the footage into a disk!" Kenny said putting it into the DVD player.
Everyone watched in shock. "Everyone, pay attention to the shooter's voice and what he is wearing," Cartman said. Everyone paid attention
"See the shooter is wearing a black trapper hat, ONLY KYLE BROFLOVKSI WEARS A HAT LIKE THAT IN SOUTH PARK!" Cartman said in a serious tone. "For once Eric is right, and since the shooting, Kyle has been reported missing for over a month!"
"hold on... if he is reported missing? are you suggesting he got away with it?" Craig questioned. " B-BUT WHY W-WOULD KYLE D-DO TH-AAHHH-T!?" tweak spazzed in his wheelchair as Craig sat next to Tweek. "If I ever come across that motherfucker, he's going to pay for crippling my boyfriend!" Craig growled under his breath with anger and hatred "My question guys is how he got away with it?" Tolkien asked the crowd. "We don't know Tolkien...I wish I had an answer, I know Kyle is very intelligent."
Kenny said with a saddened expression. "I'm just devastated... I can't believe Clydes dead...and Kevin too..." Craig expressed his sadness. "Paying my respects to them was very hard for... there were such good people." Tolkien said with tears going down his eyes.
A knock came from the basement door. "I'll go get it..." Eric said trying to get up, but he was still in a lot of pain from his recovery. "No Eric... please sit back down. " Kenny said helping Eric back into his seat. Kenny then walked up the stairs and opened the door. "Yes, Mrs Cartman?" Kenny asked politely.
"I just received a call from the Stotche's...Little Butters is out of his coma!"