[Ghirahim]

Well, well, well. Who do we have here?

A boy and his blade?

Oh, I'm really scared!

So this is who the goddess sent to thwart me… hmmm…

You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe my eyes!

You're toying with me, you have to be.

This is the hero of the skies?

He's novice, she's vapid.

I'm not quite sure what's worse,

Yes, I'll get right to you,

Let me finish laughing first.

When Ghirahim— that's me— tells you,

Best not draw your sword

Better heed my warning

Because I'm the Demon Lord.

If you think you're above me,

I'll surely prove you wrong,

For this may be the final time you hear this catchy song.

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh,

Whoa-oh, diamonds!

Whoa-oh, whoa-oh.

I'm the evil Demon Lord.

[Fi]

I predict that you will soon face dire consequences.

Her grace will be expecting us.

So please, come to your senses.

[Link]

Hyah!

[Ghirahim]

Ha! You're joking! You're joking!

I can't believe my ears!

It's so sweet, what a treat,

I'm drowning in my tears.

It's funny, I am laughing,

You've got me tickled pink.

And now, without your permission

I'm going to do my thing…

[Fi]

What are you going to do?

[Ghirahim]

I'm going to do the best I can~ (Blep!)

[Link]

Oh, crap!

[Ghirahim]

I do this for my master

This world to which he's heir.

For he is King of disaster

Carnage, death, despair…

It brings him such a thrill, you see

When lives are on the line.

Not ours, of course, but yours!

Oh yes, so you may as well resign…

[Fi]

There is a high percent chance

You will regret your current stance.

[Link]

Hyah!

[Ghirahim]

Oh, you are truly something.

You've put me in a spin.

You aren't comprehending the position you are in.

It's hopeless, you're finished.

So let me have my fun.

I'm the Demon Lord Ghirahim,

And I'll not stop until it's done.