No-One But You (The Star Child's Eclipse)
Chapter 102: ANOMALY (Part 2)
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"Tony, can you pass me the unburnt bacon."
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LOL. Ezekiel Stane held a small smile, because asking for the unburnt bacon made some hot-blooded mercenary crinkle his nose.
Wade Wilson burnt the bacon, and Steve Rogers had to cut in and save the day.
Tony was following along with all of that, but truth be told, the brunette's mind was a bit on overdrive…
It felt like that MERC called him out, or something, and I guess you couldn't pay the infamous Deadpool to put some clothes on.
He ditched the pink apron after all the breakfast was made, and Tony kept pondering over why he had been helping him behind the scenes..
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"Can I, what?"
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Tony snapped back into the chat, and he wasn't sure if he heard the SPAWN OF SATAN correctly.
The prince of darkness asked him a question, and it felt like they were all huddled together around that delicious meal.
Steve and Wade prepared a feast, and THOSE TWO were probably going to eat most of it.
Ezekiel's eyebrow arched up sharp, and so did Steve's…
The blonde was studying Tony's behavior, because he seemed a bit beside himself after Wade gave him a thank you.
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"I asked you to pass me the unburnt bacon."
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OH. Tony definitely heard Ezekiel's question incorrectly, because he THOUGHT the prince of darkness asked him something else.
They still had a lot of ground to cover with their "conversation," so Tony inwardly decided that it was time to shift things in that direction.
He looked at Steve after he passed over the bacon, and Tony tried to IGNORE that smirk.
Steve always had a certain smirk when he needed something explained, or "clarified."
His face was too fucking yummy too, so Tony quickly looked away.
Oh wow. His eyes happened upon ANOTHER SMIRK.
This time, the smirk belonged to Wade. The man who wasn't wearing a shirt.
Now, if STEVE took his fucking shirt off… then we were gunna have a friggen problem.
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"SO, you have your bacon, so let's chat about Wenwu."
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"Yes, Tony. I agree."
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Ezekiel Stane looked directly at Tony Stark in that moment, and his fellow inventor returned the gesture.
They both inwardly pledged to ignore the two super-attractive people sitting beside them, and they just mega focused on the task at hand…
I mean, there was so much to say… wasn't there?
They didn't need to focus on those other two.. at all.
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The stare down carried on for a bit too long, and…
Uhh, Wade's smirk held strong, because he never got his answer, and now STARKNADO was bringing up some SUPER-RANDO shit.
The merc kept looking over at Steve Rogers, because Captain Sexy-Pants seemed hella invested in the conversation.
Why? Fuck that. Who gives a fuck about Wenwu and his ten cock rings.
THIS WAS AN AWESOME LITTLE SANDBOX, OUT IN THE WOODS, and they all could play in it together. All day!
Tee hee.
I mean, why not? Wade's grin got a million times bigger, then he started fidgeting around beside Ezekiel.
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"The encounter with Wenwu was very vague. He stopped talking just before you two arrived, so.."
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Ezekiel decided to say something in that moment, then he pinched Wade's leg, because his right hand started getting all grabby beneath the table.
The baby Jackal loved the attention tho, there was no denying it.
Tony held that thought after he witnessed Wade's affectionate gestures toward Ezekiel.
They were so darn cute, and…
Some hot blonde welcomed another look from Tony after that. Steve smiled at him, and…
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"We both heard him say something about Doom, so feel free to tune this conversation out ..WADE."
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Tony knew good and well that the mercenary couldn't handle any sort of conversation centered around Victor Von Doom, and the brunette almost laughed after he saw Wade's reaction.
The mercenary friggen shrieked at the sound of his name, and he let out an exhausted gasp like you wouldn't believe.
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"EW. CAN WE FUCKING NOT? I'm eating, and there's sooooo many other things we can all chat about, and so much we could do."
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OH, the grin.
Wade Wilson was full of grins that morning, and his anxiety about playing around with everyone in the same "sandbox" was beginning to build.
UHNNFFF.
Playtime in that sandbox, with them, would be soooo fucking hawt.
The merc was pretty much melting into a river of hot bubbly goo right there at the table as he thought about it.
UGH. Wade couldn't help himself any longer either, so he started gently biting on Ezekiel's cute lil shirt sleeve after that, and…
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AH. WAIT. GASPVILLE.
Wade quickly sat up straight after he heard a buttery-soft laugh escape Steve's delicious face.
Captain America suddenly had the merc on edge, because Steve had to laugh at what he was seeing.
I mean, Deadpool's intentions were beyond obvious at this point in the story, so the blonde gave him a tender smile.
Tony saw that smile, and…
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. Steve looked cute AS FUCK.
The brunette gently cleared his throat after he saw Steve flash his smile, because it was getting SUPER hard to focus with those two being in the same friggen room.
Tony wasn't the only one feeling that way, so the "quiet coyote" gently cleared his throat too.
He sipped on some orange juice, and.. that actually kinda helped….
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Chapter: END
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