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Chapter 6: Retrieve the Pike

Millie and Moxxies apartment, Pride Ring

It was a quiet night in the home of the MnMs, for once, Blitz wasn't spying on them in their moment of peace, disrupting them or pulling something rather insane to spend time with them. Seriously, why was he in their fridge that one time?

Moxxie had, at this point, taken anything the boss did as an invasion of privacy. Though he knew It wasn't malicious by any means but due to some deeper need, to feel as part of a family even if it was an extended one. Moxxie just wishes that he could use the door like any normal person if he so much would like to visit and not do it like a stalker.

laying in bed, the Blackish red silence of night coupled with the presence of his Ruby skinned beloved so close made that peaceful feeling that just more tranquil.

However, in the surprising modest apartment belonging to two members of the earths second longest profession, it did not stay that way for long. It all started small, beginning with a simple cool breeze, small but noticeable, as it came over the sleeping couple, making Moxxie stir at the slight chill.

"Mil... Millie? is that you?" Moxxie murmured, half asleep holding on to the beds quilt, Millie didn't respond as she lay fast asleep,

Next came several more, a little stronger than the first wave, seemly diving towards them. This time, however, these seem to stir Millie a little as well.

N..no Mox, it's maybe.

but before she could murmur the sentence, a strong unearthly gale blew open the windows, seeming letting in the red night air. Moxxie, now afraid, shifted himself closet to his wife

huh, what's going on?

Millie held her husbands hand, giving him a small smile

I don't know, but whatever it is, mamma likes it!

Millie looked so peaceful, so as she told him that, It was weirdly reassuring dispite the evidence to the contray, he suddenly was then taken aback by the appearance of a silhouette sitting in the open window.

Its appearance was unidentifiable due to the shadow bending its form, but it was wearing a large cloak seemly made of the same material.

the male limp look in awe at the sight, No doubt in the male imps mind that their the guest was definitely a man, a seemly human man.

But those eyes! the eyes that look at him and his wife, they were not! Why they were hungry! why for they were the eyes of a predator.

A Vampire!

Moxxie started to panic. He took it all back he would definitely prefer Blitz filming them right now over this, maybe even convincing his boss to give them a copy to watch themselves later. but his thoughts were interrupted by the figure by the window.

"Dont be afraid, my little friends. it spoke. I wish only for sustenance."

Moxxie, knowing what the creature meant, reached for the bedside where he stored his gun. decided not to take the chance with him, but just before he was about to withdraw the pistol.

"Mox, wait!"

Millie stopped her husband once again, urging him not to. Why?

"he doesn't want to hurt us!"

the statement confused the Imp, not going to hurt them? really? this thing is breaking and entering and in hell is normally a big red flag! And why is it looking at them so?

"I promise I won't hurt you." The creature cooed

Moxxie, then looks at his wife, and saw no lies, no deceit, no sign of enthrallment just blissful anticipation of what the vampire was going to do the both of them in the dark of the night.

"Are you sure?" Moxxie whispered to which millie kissed her beloved, bringing his head back down to the soft pillow, giving reassuring him

With her unholy blessing. Moxxie gestured to the guest to come over, never once leaving her gaze nor her side, believing that he would enjoy this as much as Millie.

And then it happened, before Moxxie knew it the shadow had bolted it over to his side his presence overpowering the smaller imp before going down on the imp for a bite.

ahh! he moaned. as it sucked the red liquid began disappearing from his redneck.

At first, it was painful, similar to pins sticking into flesh, but then in the back of his mind it gave way to pleasure, it was incredible to be devoured like this along with millie this had to be the most intimate experience he had ever had moxxie thought as millie began making out with him with her eyes closed.

But, just as he was just about at his peak, he flung himself awake in his bed.

what? the guest had seemly disappeared along with Millie!

Wait Was it morning? he thought already? was it all a dream? one so real? What in the actual hell just happened? luckily, the case of the missing millie was quite easy to solve as the sound of running water gave the most vital clue

in the bathroom, Millie was having a shower getting ready for the day ahead, as she tendered to her beautiful red skinned body, She had found it shocking that it had already been over a week since the couple had let in the new guy into their guest room. all at Blitzs request

previously

IMP Office, 15 minutes after introducing Baskerville

"Okay, now we have gotten the introductions out of the way. It brings us up to the next major topic."

"Mils, Mox," Blitz pointed to them. "I want you to let Baskerville here live in your house as a guest. Stolas bitch wife kicked him out!"

"Wait, what? why, Sir?" asked Moxxie, having to blink at the statement

"What do you mean why? maybe she's classiest or something, I how the fuck should i know?"

"Blitz, what my husband is trying to say is ,why are you dumping him with us? I mean, why not let him live with you? You are his boss, after all!"

"She does have a point, I am your employee."

"I could, but..I can't give you ideas now, can I?"

"ideas?"

"Look, just because you managed impressed me doesn't mean you have the right to plough my loonie like a mountain of blow!"

Baskerville could not believe the implication. He had just arrived! Where had all this come from?

"Wow, I totally feel cared for right now. loona said without a shred of enthusiasm."

"Boss? What gave you that idea?"

"Well, remember what i said? Blitz reminded everyone. "Well, the ritual that turned him made him 'really thirsty," and It got me thinking that although he may not like sucking imp, he may like sucking hellhound!"

"Sucking hellhound?" Loona and Baskerville Shouted in unison

"You heard me! as in 'you' sucking all of 'her' most previous juices from her vulnerable goth body!""is that what you meant? I didn't know thirsty implied that!"

Needless to say that the Imp hired hellhound felt her cheeks turn a bright crimson at the image, Baskerville, too of similar mind

Actually, Blitz, that sounds actually kinda hot! Loona admits sheepishly and she was not the only one who thought this.

"well, I have to agree with loona it does sound hot!"

Millie! Moxxie Exclaimed shocked at his wifes choice of words

"What? being vulnerable to the whims of an otherworldly entity sounds like pretty scary... and sexy"

"No, it doesn't!" Blitz shouted, "Loona, as your father, I refuse to let that boy have his way with you! you are just too sensitive!" "Have my way with? Blitz, I would never do that to your daughter!"

"You better! Because if I see the head of your ivory carved dick anywhere near her, ill put a hole in you so big that I can fit my cock in it!

"Da...Blitz! Could you please shut the fuck up I'll be fine! as long he doesn't simp on me and isn't a pussy, im sure it will all work out."

The office blinked at the attitude of the hellhound she was okay with the new guy in her house? with Blitz?

"Besides, l pretty sure he's a virgin!"

As soon that line was dropped, the whole office looked at Baskervillie, having to sit down on the desk as he wasn't used to these moments, just fighting.

Loona, seeing the unease on his face, uncharacteristicly placed a furred paw on his shoulder for support, it felt weird to the cold-hearted girl to do this too, She really didn't need the wife of fatty to tease her over this.

"Wait, are you?"

"Yes"

so mean you never?

no

"hey, that's not a problem. I'm sure there is someone out there for you, even down here in this shithole. Getting laid is as easy as breathing."

really?

yeah, I'll even help you!

"Alright thats it Baskerville you staying with the MNMs, in their guest room, far, far away from loonie,"

"But, Blitz!"

"No Buts Loona and that's final!"

Now

Millie, thinking back, had wondered about the hellhounds stance on the new vampiric hire. which was rather unusual since it's loona, the anti-social wild child that does things because.

Normally, the bad tempered wolf girl would not even give a shit about something like this, treating it and the world around her with a pinch of salt. But

in the short time that 'He' had arrived in the office, Loona seemed more rather passive and active in the ways that matter. what was really the big change, was that Loona's interested than usual, almost like a lovesick puppy. almost like she had a crush.

Millie?

the thought was interrupted by the entrance of her husband, who looked like he awoke from a vivid dream.

Oh hey Moxxie, good morning!

morning honey mind if I have the bathroom mirror? I need to check something

like what

oh nothing nothing just need to check on some ahhh!!

"Moxxie?"

Millies' full attention had instantly peeped up at moxxie. she could. On one side of his neck, see two small puncture wounds, Millie didn't need to be a detective to know what had happened and who had done it.

"I knew it! he been feeding off me in my sleep! this whole time! so that dream I had wasnt a dream after all! When I get my hands on that Baskerville, I'm going to..."

"Moxxie, calm down, it's okay. I gave him permission to do that!"

kill the bastard with a damn wood chipper im going to... wait, what?

"You heard me hun, I been letting him feed on us as a way to help us with stress relief."

why would you ever let that?

Because, according to him, he thinks we got the best tasting and purest blood out of everyone down here, Baskerville said it's that way since we dont have any drugs. He even complimented our flavour!

Millie, I know that you trust this man fully, but remember, he is a member of a species well known to be the only thing more stupid and more volient than our boss. Our boss, who i remind you, blows his employees' wages on horses and other useless crap releated to horses.

oh come on, hes a great guy he helps out around the house, he works just hard as us and treats us like people, so what even he does certain aspects of your job better I'll still love you no matter what sweetie because its you.

seeing the smile that his wife gave him with that statement put Moxxie mind at ease. Despite his fears and worries about their house guest, He truly didn't actually feel any resentment toward him, just that he felt a little jealous of his work performance due to how good it is.

Baskerville is would what Moxxie would describe as a Murder Salesman, In the first day alone, he tackled three of the office contracts back to back, on his own. It was clear that he took his job seriously and effectively. He didn't even need a scope when using a rifle! a sniper rifleWhat really worried Moxxie was that with his need to be valided from Blitz and...

Oh, so this is why the boss spies on you two? this is so wholesome!

Moxxie froze What? slowly he turned one hundred and eighty towards the doorway, Baskerville was waiting with his shirt off

Moxxie who had his eyes on the mirror previously, jumped into the shower in fear with millie, letting out a girlie scream

Aahhhhh!!!

Moxxie?

Get out, get out!

the lack of a reflection that his colleague had, was really a pain

Dining room

later at the table, all three occupants of the house sat were together having breakfast, abeit off put while Baskerville was enjoying some demons blood black pudding, Moxxie kept an sharp eye on the vampire, making sure he was behaving himself not getting greedy with his fangs.

"Pass the ketchup. Will you, millie?"

Sure, she smiled as the pass was made.

Baskerville was dressed for the day in a version of the IMP uniform that wasnt too far off his usual set clothes. only difference was that the fitting long-sleeved shirt was replaced with a white dress shirt , a black tie shaped like an inverted cross, and as an added touch, pentagon cuff links on the sleeves.

Moxxie, who up until now has not said a word, found Baskerville Gaze upon him feeling just as off put as he was from the earlier events.

So, about before I...

forget it, Moxxie piped in, just knock next time

and After that moment, the rest of the morning past without further incident between the trio. As they went off to work on the bus together, the mnms wondered on why the vampire didn't just fly to IMP Headquarters. he was capable of it but always chose to travel with them why?

IMP Office

It was now lunch time at the company, the breakroom was rather serviceable for a start up company having the contents a break room needs, At the fridge was, Loona was eating everything in sight, it didn't matter what it was she just had to get rid of this hang over from this morning,

having just finished off Moxxies lunch, again, she then reached s the flask next with the words Baskerville engraved on it indicating this was his

Oh shit! she thought

Again loona hestiated with the thought of eating Baskervilles lunch. Ever since her dad had brought the human turned Vamp onto the companys payroll , Wierd things had been happening to her

it was minor at first, she had cut down the amount of fat comments she gave to fatty, reading more into Stolas Grimore to hopefully memorise the portal spell to transverse the living world and the underworld easier. and other little bits of improvement to her overall attitude.

then came her work ethic before she would half arse her dispatch duties and sleep through meetings if they bore her unless it actually included her.

But again, because of Baskerville.

She would help guide him through parts of the more harder missions acting ankin to an operator, finding escape routes as well as points of interest. It surprisingly would extend to the MnMs missions as well but only to a lesser extent.

back to the lunch, this visersal flask of red liquid that was 'his' lunch looked lovely and smelt so nice.

On one hand, she really wanted to get rid of this hangover. Kindness was a concept very foreign to her.

On other hand, she did not want to eat this because this was 'his' lunch She really didn't what Baskerville to be upset

"What's the hell is wrong with me? I'm no Simp!" She thought disgusted. "I'm loona, not that needy, rich asshole!"

So, throwing caution to the wind, she gulps down the contents of the flask. it tasted succulent, so good, She could feel the sensation of where his lips would normally rest to take his drink. it was like...

she immediately spat out the liquid, thats it she couldn't think she had to leave and get back to work before he shows...

Loona?

up, oh dear.

What are you doing?

Too late, shes being caught! Baskerville had appeared, in the doorway blocking her escape, he wasnt wearing his coat, arms were crossed with her trapped in the headlights.

What? what am I doing? what are you doing? watching me?

"I just came by for lunch. Baskerville said I just wanted to get it before you eat everything like a glutton."

what? you calling me fat? she snarled, I have you know I am way more aware about my weight than fatty has ever...

Before she knew it. Baskerville was right in her face. Loona bounced back a little, so fast, she thought, she could feel his warm nonexistent breath on her. What's going to happen? no way he was going to hurt her, right?

:Great! intimidation? is this what it is now? I can't believe Blitz ever let you in!"

But instead of responding, he pit a finger up to her lips, strangely warm and smooth on her lupine lips.

what are you doing? she murmured

getting lunch. He softly spoke as the implication made Loona very hot

As he leaned into her about to take a nibble she haf seen plenty of Hammer Horror to know where this was going, and for some reason if he took her now, she would not care in the slightest.

This male, this malevolent masculine Male, had her under his spell, and she liked it!

i never tried beer based hellhound before

go...ahead my little bat

on her furred neck, she gasped as she felt the sting of his kiss. Satan she loved it

oh...

moments later, she awoke from her daydream, the flask still in the fridge, and Baskerville was nowhere to be seen.

Did, did that really just happen? Loona thought aloud thinking the job was finally getting to her.

Closing the door to the fridge and leaving the flask alone, she was about to leave for the desk, but the subject of her dream came crashing right into her.

Hey!! as the two collided loona fell onto the top of Baskerville, why did this keep happening to her

Loona?

yeah what do you want?

Seriously, what did he want? he could have anything his hearts desire, he was handsome strong, powerful and smart, sinfully beautiful, with his drive and mindset he could become a overlord, Shit, the strongest overlord in all of hell given his powers yet.

He chose to work IMP, a no-name company run by a strange unusual circus Imp.

"nothing, I was about to get lunch. Do you want to join me?"

Loona turned red, Fuck, a part of her wanted to, but this was a first for her, as many of her other flings had been hellhounds.

But a Nosferatu? Good looking as him? Never! okay, maybe she is a little bit of a simp. Now, what is the best way to handle it? not finding any way to do this she agrees to eating lunch with him

"yeah sure whatever"

and then it hit her, could the wife of fatty help with her issue? This will be something she will have to consider later.

Los Angeles California, late afternoon

"Damn, where are you, Benny?"

in the dying light of the Californian sun, a peculiar man was combing a graveyard in hemerys. About in his late teens looking like a punk, the mechanic known as Pike was looking for his buddy.

A while back, the travelling duo had made their way through this part of town on a bit of a bar crawl, nothing too serious, just blowing off

steam from working in the garage.

But on their way home, Benny, his partner in crime, was seemly killed by a volient gang. and worse still, when Pike told the police of what had happened, they didn't believe the outlandish story as he was drunk at the time,

Bennys body was never recovered.

This would bring up the question, why would you go looking for your friend if he is already dead?

Well, the answer was a simple one. he didn't stay dead long.

One night, Pike was awoken at the sound of tapping on his bedroom window. strange as the room he was sleeping in was located on the second floor. As he went to investigate, he could see his friend looking from outside the window floating in mid-air. After the incident, Benny flew away due to failing to gain entry to the garage. and Pike wanted to know the details of what had happened, followed his seemly dead friend to this cemetery

After a search of that lasted about ten minutes, he happened upon a suspoius mausoleum. It was more well kept than the others and that was just the outside.

On the inside of the crypt was a different story entirely, on first glance, it looked no different from the rest of the graves consisting on a layout of spots for coffins embedded in the walls with a big notable decorative sarcophagus in the center.

However, Should one find themselves to push it to the side, a set of stairs can be found leading to the underground below

Pike was thankful that benny was stupid enough to him right to his now monsterous friend.

what Pike didnt know was that this was infact intentional, for someone as dumb as benny was, he knew that by leading hus friend he could ensure that escape was near impossible for any mortal caught un awares.

so as pike goes underground to confront benny the exits were sealed tight as a horde of night creature decend upon him

and like his buddy, Pike disappeared too without a trance

Hell

Oh Fuck, Blitz felt so fucking embarrassed right now, and it was all moxies fault. Today he had recieved a new client in the form of an elementary school teacher.

Apparently, she had killed herself following the double murder of her husband along with his lover after being caught cheating.

Normally, this would not be any of his and his bussiness'es Business since it sounded initially that she wanted blitz to make the dumb blond bitch that was doing her hubby double dead. not getting enough satisfaction from death the first time.

But as it turned out, that the cheating bitch in question had not only survived the incident but profited off it too. she had her fame and riches after a some shifty law firm known as Wolfram and Hart stepped in as legal Council.

and moxxie, just so happens to be shooting arrows near his daughter and came so close to a fatal blunder that would put the company in a literal blacklist

it was fortunate that baskerville stopped the eel tank from falling, otherwise it would have been a real fire hazard

After seeing the client away in a taxi Millie had just finished setting the portal to the targets location,l. Baskerville who was with everyone minus loona was ready for his true first team mission hoping to see the skills of his fellow cohorts first hand.

Alright, everyone, let's lick some ass! roared with excitement

I think the proper term would be kick some ass! millie corrected

huh mines better

fuck!

then it was Baskervillie turn to go in, his first proper team up with the rest of the imps at IMP and a actual glimpse on the skill of his co workers here it comes!

wait! hold on a minute basker

wait what

Blitz's hand reached back from inside the portal, what did he want? Baskerville wondered

"look, I know you are a badass and everything, but I think we can handle one cheating bitch"

listen in this line of work, it's possible to get another client while we're out. I need you here to pick those up and fuck those bitches! Okay?

okay Baskerville Reluctantly agreed

with his boss benching him for the mission, The Vampire assassin returned to the office to sulk.

Seriously, Baskerville grumbled he had done well enough on his own. Or at least enough to warrant a team mission with him.

besides, from the chat his colleagues had , Moxxie may be hesitant to do this hit, since the main target, besides being a adulter, was also a mother and a housewife, with a family of two kids as well as a loving husband.

In the short amount of time he knew Moxxie Millie, Blitz, even Loona that these demons were more than they appeared. He knew that Moxxie was squeamish at the idea of killing a family even if it was downgraded to ruining one

in the eyes of the vampire. Blitz hsd just removed the one person who could kill the mother softly sparing moxxie any emotional trauma he could get from this

but alas, he was not chosen, so it's back to the office

On his way back, Baskerville realised he had been living down here for nearly a month now and how much he had changed in that time

He really had to thank stolas for recommending this job. meeting him was really the best thing that ever happened to him In a long while.

upon his arrival, he was greeted by loona, talking to what could be another client. This one rather metallic and almost skeletal like a T800 endoskeleton only with lips and...sharp teeth?

Loonas gaze turned towards the door as soon as Baskerville opened it the client followed suit after seemly trying to hit on loona several times during the conversation with no success.

Hey, Vamp boy! theres a new contract avalible for us! its up in La and client here says that he needs some extermination done.

with much enthusiasm the cyber Demon greeted Baskerville taken one of his hands with both of his paws"

"Why Hello there, when that hot dog secretary said that the company had their own blood sucker in hand didn't expect to see one!"

"Well, not your average vamp, Sir. I'm still me as my soul is the demon! nothing much different except my emotions can be a little wild at times but what about you? what's you brings you down here and on what emergency?"

"Well Mr Slayer, My name is Benny, a mechanic from California and really need a vampire Hunter to save my friend"

"from who"

"from myself!"

End of Chapter 6