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Chapter 9: Baskerville Slayer vs. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Hemeries cemetery Los Angeles

With the fall of the forementioned Amilyn the right hand and rescue of a Vampirised Pike, the contract was now complete with all bonus objectives achieved.

When Baskerville first layed eyes on Pike, it came to no suprise that he had been turned, but what he was surprised with, was Pike's own predictament as strange as it was. it's was clear that he lost his soul after being turned, on further analysis however, he had retained a lot of his human traits and faculties, acting as if he still had it with him.

Just like Spike, the assassin noted, what was the contributing factor at play here? what was the connection?

It was at times like these that Baskerville wished that he had a notepad on him to take notes on the developments in himself or anything vampire related. it would help as anything with new presented or uncovered, he would jot down facts theories and any other weird thing that would stick out in the vamp community..

As both vampires of hell and earth ascended to the surface where Loona could be called upon to open a portal, they were about to march out of the Mausoleums door when Baskerville stopped dead in his tracks. He sensed something coming from outside, an aura, a very dangerous one.

"Baskerville? What is going on?"

A brief moment of suprise from the mention of his name causes Baskerville to push Pike back down the stairs. For a moment, Baskerville became confused. Wasn't the mask supposed to conceal his identity? even if he himself mentioned his own name?

"Hey man, what's wrong?" Regaining composure, he covers up pikes mouth with his palm.

"shh, something outside" Baskerville whispered, not wanting to attract attention from the invading force.

"Maybe its this slayer they were going on about?" Pike suggested

All the colour instantly drained from Baskervilles face. Oh no, not her, this was the last thing he ever wanted to happen, not while he's working.

"What?"

this was not good. Baskerville panicked. normally, he would be rather ecstatic to get the chance to take on a new slayer and rip her a new arsehole, but right now...

He did promise to return Pike to Benny down in hell for a bonus, provided that he was alive and well. if the slayer happens to be out there looking for vamps to slay, and if she ever happens to find Pike in his current state, then...

"Pike! stay here! Dont come out until I tell you to! nothing good will come out of this outcome if you go." As Pikes goes to object to this plan, Baskerville reaffirms his stance.

"No, buts Pike, Slayers dont care if you are good or evil. Slayers dont care about the plight of those they leave behind. All they care about is killing and nothing else! if you're not human," Baskerville points to him "and she finds you." then points to the door "You, are, going, to, Dieeee!!! So in all that is unholy STAY THE FUCK DOWN HERE!"

Firmly, placing his foot down, the assassin ventures up towards the door alone. There's a good chance that it might not be the slayer, but Baskerville isn't taking any chances

As he swung open the metal door, he felt a hard bang. Did something get smacked away? was she really at the door? He couldn't tell as he stepped outside into the cemetery. The aftermath of the fight from before remained largely undisturbed, save from the missing van that housed the still living victims inside. Most likey have drove away as soon as they were free.

Whatever it was, it was trying to find a place to hide most likey trying to keep out of his line of sight. Unlucky for them, Vamps have other such sharp senses besides sight, taking in the night air, a strong scent of perfume hung heavy making it sweet it was simliar to a fruit one a figrance that a girl is very likely to use.

Okay, Baskerville thought time to find out what it is. With the phone still in his hand, he decides to announce his next move as natural as he could but made sure it's still loud enough that anyone nearby can hear.

"Okay, loona, it's done open the portal!" It was now just then when Baskerville Vampire from Hell got his first glance on the girl that the world would soon know as...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Turning round, to where the footsteps were coming from, He saw what should be the new slayer. She looked rather young, no doubt still in secondary school as a fresh-faced first year. probably one of the so-called popular girls that you see in Teen Comedy, a modern one where the eighties are trying to die, but everyone won't let it.

Despite first glance, She's dressed in a warm pink cardigan with some denim short shorts that revealed her smooth legs and nike branded sneakers on her feet. Combined that with long blonde hair that shone like locks of gold and hazel eyes the colour of envy, there was no doubt in the vampires mind that this girl before him was one that 'fate' had shipped from the valley. and right now, she was running at him at full speed with a stake in hand like a maniac,

Being so close by, Baskerville had little time to react as the wooden spike penetrated his body

as the stake hits, Baskerville shifts slightly to the side as it still hits him squately in the chest. As it penetrates his chest cavity, a great pain arose as oak entered his flesh.


A loud shriek pieced the night as this mystery man took her vampire slayer into his chest, deafening Buffy. She had expected to end it all in one go if her 'senses' were telling her correctly of what he was.

However he was not in the mood for her jokes he was not in mood for her jests her taunts her looks who she was or even het name what he was in the mood for was how was this bitch going to get hers, as he raise his head Buffy saw the intease look in his eyes what was previously just a amber sun on a white void haf became an hellfire gold in suspended in a black abyss.

As someone new to the literal underworld of this world, Merrick had told her that the vampire as they were the natural predator of humans the slayer were the natural predator for the vampires, She expected there to be some bad blood between the two as it between to mortal enemys and yet

Why was it that this one looked like it wanted to do more to her than the usual?

and before she knew It flicked its leg, the slayer found herself flying full speed ahead into the gravestones behind her. no way that this is an ordinary vamp, not with this level of strength.

Served her right, Baskerville thought, looking to see if the slayer was still breathing even with the lump of wood still in his chest.

Okay, that hurts, Buffy muttered. She quickly brought herself back up after getting knocked down. Whoever this guy was, he wasn't going to go down by one lone stake. Suddenly, the vampires entire body began to bulge. What was he doing? Buffy wondered if it looked like he was powering up? Why? As Baskerville began to become more muscular and less lean,

Buffy then looked at the embedded stake in his chest. with one single flex of muscle, the stake shot out of his body at high speed, similar to a torpedo under the water. Buffy, in shock, found her stake coming right back at her! This had never happened before! immediately, she caught it in her hands just in time, nearly getting a high-speed pole through the head. letting out a curse at how close she was to losing her life she looked at the vampire yet to move from his spot.

"Crap What's wrong with you? aren't you going to say anything?"

However Baskerville didnt answer, in his mind he was stuck in between whether to shoot the slayer in the leg and watch her post humorously hold the wound or simply deck her in the face and put his tailor made boots to her medium style like he was beating a pest or criminal.

"Seriously?" Buffy shouted, annoyed. You kick me into stuff, You shoot my stake back at me with your abs? and you're still not going to say anything to me? not even a quip?"

After much thought, Baskerville decides to humour the dumb Valley girl who obviously thought killing the undead was fun. Even if he doesn't kill the slayer tonight, he will have fun breaking her, knocking her from her pedestal.

"You better run you little bitch"

"Why that?"

"Because im right behind you!" Buffy instantly felt a cold shiver down her spine, Baskerville was right behind her now, looking down at the shorter girl with a malevolent smile. The slayer had never taken her eyes off of him not even once, and yet he managed to get the drop on her! Just how fast was he compared to her?

"What got nothing to say?" Baskerville mocked, repeating Buffys own words back at her.

the slayer spun round with a roundhouse kick, hoping to catch the vampire on the side of the head, but her leg was caught with just two fingers, sharp ones it felt like she just kicked some needles.

"My Turn"

A rising knee to the gut knocked the air out of Buffys lungs, and another one sent her flying back into the crypt hard, leaving a dent in the side with her body, Buffy slumped down as she coughed up blood. What was she thinking? This was not going as she expected, and really, what did she expect from staking him to die or go poof?

okay, this guy was mega strong

however, it was not over yet. The vampire flashed before her eyes, With malicious intent, he threw a flurry of high-speed punches that collied with both her body and face. Each punch did their purpose as they battered the Slayer Black and Blue with Blood, occasionally flying down to the ground and to the side.

"It's not so fun now, isn't it?"

Baskerville stopped punching, letting the body of buffy fall out of crater made in the wall. He stepped back to observe his handy work, it felt... good, almost like finally, who's slaying who now. Though this was not first time that Baskerville found himself teaching a slayer a harsh lesson, this is the first time hes doing it as a vampire, a proper one and not one of those idiotic ones running about these days.

The slayer covered in bruises and wounds jumped up to her feet to meet his eyes once more. More livid than afraid right now

"oh, har, har, She snarked you vamps are all the same! could you do yourself and favour and..."

a swift kick instantly shut up the slayer mid sentence, sending her off to the side with a fresh boot mark on her side she did not fall again however

"Could you please let me finish?" she asked, empathising the please with a ssss.

However, the assassin was not in the mood, he did not find her banter amusing one little bit, nor find any humour in what she did before. being staked in the chest will do that.

"No, and no, I, for one, dont believe all vampires are all the same. A lack of a soul does not equal a bad person, i should know"

Buffy quickly tried to get out of the way as the assassin once more darted towards her. Defensely, she threw a punch just as the vamp was about to collide into her, and in that split second, she thought she had finally landed another decisive hit against him,

But...

As fist collided with face, the vampire flashed forward, absorbing the blow as Baskerville entire body twisted over Buffys, landing behind her with his back facing hers,

turning her round, he brought his knees up to her face, bringing impact to every word he was saying to her

"I, Was, Adopted, you, bint!"

on the very last one, Buffy was knocked into another headstone, head first completely battered. This was it, Buffy thought, she couldn't take it anymore, her make ups a mess, her body ached with pain and she was about to finished off, all by someone who could not just be a big bad but the big bad of all the big bads.

It's official now its a total drag. looking up, holding onto the gravestone for support, saw the eyes of her death stare her down"Please, stop..."Buffy begs as tears welling up her eyes.

"It's not so fun when you're not killing a mum in front of her own children now? Is it?" Baskerville Snarled

The choice of words made the downed slayer question the line of the vampires thinking, the implication was puzzling. When she started, she was told that Vampires normally killed their human families when they were first turned. so why was this one calling her a murderer?

"Wait, what? I didn't slay your mom! I barely even know you."

"But you know the watchers! Baskerville accused, did you know that they've things to me that you can't even begin to imagine? They've done things so retched that they actually surpass even the vampires that they hate so much!

But I only recently met one of them!

It doesn't matter. Most think that by sitting down, just watching, they are making the world a better place, only showing their hand when their teenage hitman isn't getting to the results they want?

"Then why the hell are you beating the crap out of me?" Buffy shouted.

her comment only got her a fist as it traveled across her face smash her through the head stone she was leaning against.

"Because, even without those bastards pulling your strings, you are nothing more than a glorifed female vamp hunter! A serial killer with a sharpened twig, killing and maiming whoever, whenever just because you can!


Peeping his head just outside the door to see the ruckus, Pike discovers the mess outside.

Parts of the environment were either missing or were damaged from the fight. it was when he was surveying from his hiding spot, that He then notices someone very familiar...

Buffy?

All battered and bloodied, with his saviour standing right over her. this was his fault he wished he had never mentioned the slayer, it wasnt even a fight anymore! just a one-sided beatdown.

Pike, despite knowing he was a vampire now, desperately wanted to stop this, not because Buffy could be the only thing saving L.A. from Lorthos, but because He thought that her treatment at the hands of Baskerville was wrong.

That and he would not lie and say he didn't half fancy Buffy.

"Seriously? you can't tell your parents? I think if you mentioned that you were forced to do it by a group of old men, you won't even have to mention vampires!"

as the scene was reaching its climax, Baskerville Drew his Katana

"Good night, 'Slayer' when you get to hell, tell them Baskerville Slayer sent you!" But just as the vamp assassin was about to chop choppy chop, the slayers golden head an other worldly voice called out from the ether

"Baskerville!!" it cried

The assassin stopped, Very confused he looked around. Nobody was there, save for the slayer on the ground, who looked at him as if he grew a second head. Thinking he was just hearing things, he attempted to swing a second time but to his shock

"Baskerville, wait!"

he heard it again. This time, Baskerville could hear it much more clearly. It sounded familiar where had he heard that voice before.

"Who said that show yourself!"

i"f you kill her, she will become much worse than she currently is! she will not go to hell at all!"

Hell? He thought, Wait, now he remembers

"Stolas?"

"Yes, it's been a while since you last visited me, and I have to say you fitted in quite well in pride"

"Stolas, what is going on? what do you mean she will be worse than she already is?"

"Baskerville, if you must Slay the Slayer, use your revolvers. It's the only way to end the threat of her safely!"

"Sire? what threat? why my revolvers? What so special about them? Stolas, Stolas?"

No answer. He could not hear the voice of his demonic Sire no more. What was happening? why was it of all times that the Prince now brings up this little detail? why not before? Unfortunately, these questions were not going to be answered anytime soon.

Turning his blade to its dull side, he swifty knocked out the slayer. He would question Stolas later for this, but for now, he had a duo to reunite.

Pike! we're going home.


Sometime later

Baskerville had found out the slayers idenity on some id in her wallet, the Vamp assassin was shocked as it had the same last name as the woman he met today. It didn't help when it mentioned her next of kin it only confirmed his worry. He dumped the girl in front of her house, making sure to take the wallet with him to look like their daughter had been mugged. leaving only a business card

Returning to hell with Pike in tow, they met up with Benny again, who was suprised that not only that Baskerville brought his friend back but his vampirised self too.

The moment was kind of comical as both bennys wondered about how the other is supposed to work or function since they were both benny technically speaking yet seperate entities as if one should perish the other wouldnt follow.

Eventually, the two decided on a friendly truce since both agree that Lorthos was a dick and owned him or them nothing. opting to stay on in hell

with bussiness concluding, both Imp and the odd trio of friends parted as friends.

By the time the others came back, Baskerville was hard at work filling out the paperwork while also filling out a notebook of stuff he learned whilst on the Amilyn hit.

everyone was then treated to an office party for a job well done, two actually because on account of both Baskervilles Vampire hunting adventure and as well as moxxie apparently learning not to 'fuck up.' The client Ms Mayberry was there with a cake, 'Killed the Bitch' banner hanging up and everything.

As soon as Basker finished his shift, He flew straight over to Stolas Mansion on feather wings, After that interruption today, Baskerville desperately wanted answers to why the slayers posed a greater threat dead than alive.

he had other concerns as well but none as more serious as this.

flying towards the big pentagram in the sky, he arrived ten minutes later on Stolas Balcony, finding it best to avoid the front door due to Princess Bitch herself Stella. He wasnt in the mood for her shit nor her in general.

A moment later, the doors of the balconey flew open, revealing Stolas in his too familiar bath robe and crocks. From the smell of bath salts and soap, Baskerville figured that he had just gotten out of the bath.

"Stolas, we need to talk"Stolas, seeing the worry in his eyes, nodded in acceptance, letting his vampire progeny inside his home.

End of Chapter 9

thanks for reading. i hope you enjoyed yourselves, It took me a bit with this one due to the fight scene. Also for all those who think buffy was a little weak here, Dont forget in that seasons 4, 5 and 7 The main villains of those seasons were so strong that Buffy needed the equivalent of a power up to beat them so this is the reason why.